Chapter 11.

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"NO!" I screamed. I was horrorfied! B'loody Mikasa tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off and I ran to my room crying myself. Pixis chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way and he couldn't again after last time.

Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a knife and almost stuck it into my nape to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut shirt with lace all over it sandly. I put on black boots with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Shad was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Hanji was masticating to it! They were sitting on a tree.

"EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!" I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. Suddenly Titan ran in.

"Abra Kedavra!" he yelled at Shadis and Hanji pointing his long nife. I took my gun and shot Shadi and Hani a like gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, Pixo ran in. "Ern,, it has been revealed that someonas - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he shouted looking at Shadis and Hanji and then he waved his kife and suddenly…

Petra ran outside and said everyone we need to talk.

"What do you know, Petra? You're just a little vice commander!"

"I MAY BE A VIDE COMMANDER…." Petra paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"

"This can not fucking be!" Shadis said in an instse voice which was normal for him as blood dripped from his hand where Pyxis's knif had stabd him. "There must be other goddamned reason for fucks sake!"

"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" I yelled in madly.

Hanjer held up the camera triumelephantly. "The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!"

I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not eat enough flesh.

"Why are you doing this?" Hangperv said angrily while they rubbed their dirty hands on their clook.

And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint.

"BECAUSE…BECAUSE…." Petra said and she paused in the air dramitaclly, waving her gun in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.

"Because you're goffic?" Shdis asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan.

"Because I LOVE HIM!"