In memory of Kazunari Tanaka (田中一成) May he rest in peace.

"GOOOOO CROWS! CAW CAW MOTHER FUCKER-"

"MiKA SHUT UP THE GAME HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET" Ukai shouts, punching me on the head. Eh?! I must have said that aloud by accident. Oh crap thats so embarrassing! The whole Karasuno teams eyes were on me and not in a good way. A lot of people were face palming at my stupidity, including inner me. Thankfully the Nekoma team seemed a little unnerved by my shouting, well it was either that or they felt creeped out.

"I-I was just trying to warm you
guys up...obviously" I mumble under my breath, the referee sends me a glare as I smile back sarcastically and sit down again. Then the referee's whistle blows and Nekoma's cute number 5 starts a serve. I scoff and Kiyoko glances at me with confusion. I point at the boy with an evil smirk on my face, leaning forwards and covering my mouth so I can whisper to the other manager.

"That serve is going to the back left corner" I whisper with a nod of my head, Kiyoko watches and gasps when the ball does as I predicted, I on the other hand was quite sure of my deduction. Ukai ruffles my hair with a smirk on his face.

"I taught Mika everything she knows, good call midget" He pushes my head down and I whine, shoving him away from me. Asahi receives the ball and the game continues, my eyes kept drifting off to the hotty. I can't help it, he's just so...handsome. I mean is that even legal. Damn its so boring watching games the only good part is ogling Kuroo and even he seems to be creeped out. Oh oh I know, I'll commentate. Ginger Ninja and Emo King do their quick, it works. Bald Eagle does a spike, it is received and the cutie patootie puddin head ( the brown and blonde haired guy) tosses it. The spike is received by Nishishortass and Emo King tosses to Bald Eagle but it looked like it was for Ginger Ninja. The game continues blah blah blah, this was a bad idea. I lean back on my chair, no longer interested in the match. After a while I close my eyes and let myself drift off to sleep. Which was quite a pleasant sleep considering the fact that I'm sitting in a crappy plastic chair.

Dream

"Mika, why are you so cool?" Kuroo asks, watching as I do a 100 times back flip before landing on my feet and doing a peace sign. I flip my hair dramatically and give him my biggest smile, my teeth sparkling like a toothpaste commercial.

"I was just born that way-"

"IKA MIKA WATCH OUT!"

Dream over

Smash!

"YAH!" I scream, a volleyball goes flying into my face and the force sends me and the chair flying backwards. My eyes stare at the metal roof, the throbbing in my foreheads supplying me with a beat. For a while I lay there looking at the roof (and forming attack plans) before I eventually stand up, grabbing the volleyball and allowing an evil glare to grow on my face as I turn to face the court.

"Who? Who threw that? Better yet, who needs to die?" I whisper, my evil aura making my whole team shiver with fear, Nishishitface and Tanaka run towards me.

"MIKA-CHAN ARE YOU OK-"

"Thats a girl?" Nekoma's Tanaka 2.0 asks. Both of the boys freeze and a creepy smile grows on both their faces, Tanaka cracks his knuckles and stomps his way over to the mohawk guy, only to be held back by a pissed off Daichi. Nishinotcool was planning to do the same but he was held back by a worried Asahi. Suddenly a hand lands on my shoulder and my head snaps in their direction but the second I see those sexy eyes my glare drops into a shocked expression. Just imagine me with my jaw hitting the floor. And some drool. And heart eyes. Better yet, don't imagine me. For my sake.

"Sorry Mika-chan, are you ok? That was my fault" Kuroo apologies in that beautiful voice of his and I smile nervously, my face warms up as I fiddle with the end of my shirt.

"I'm ok, I forgive you Kuroo-kun" I smile charmingly (ok so maybe not charmingly, maybe it was more of a blushing nervous wreck kinda smile but hey, a girl can dream can't she) in return. Kuroo smirks sexily to himself before taking the ball and walking over to his side. I sit back down, my face void of emotions and my mind completely blank. The whistle blows for a time out and my whole team rushes towards me, as if they were the ones who called time out and not Nekoma's team.

"MIKAA ARE YOU OK?" Tanaka picks me up Lion King style before hugging me, I stay frozen in his arms but eventually Shouyo pulls me away from the bald man.

"I'm ok, actually I'm better than ok. He called me By my name..." I say with a dreamy smile, everyone collectively sweat drops and Tsukki snickers.

"If I throw you a stick will you leave?"

My eyes snap open and I send him a cocky smirk.

"Not if its the stick you pulled from up your ass, you bitchy bean pole"

. . .

"BAHAHAHHAHAHA HIME-CHAN OH MY GOD YOU ARE MY HERO!" Nishinolife starts laughing his ass off, Tanaka joins in then the two second years double over in joint laughter. Shouyo starts giggling, Tobio snickers evilly, Tadashi seems to be hiding his laughter behind his hand and the third years pretend to be mad with me. Tsukki...tsukki was staring at me with a very intense death glare. I gulp, knowing I'll have to buy him some lunch later before turning my back to the team.

"I've been wanting to use that one for years" I mumble under my breath as I walk off to get a drink. After having a sip from the drink taps I take a seat against the wall and pull my phone out. I log into my online chat, yes thats right I use an online chat. I message a few of my friends from different schools and prefectures on it. I don't use it often, cause I have real friends.

Mikakashi is online

Mikakashi: Hey nerdly nerds, is anyone online?

King of Kings is online

King of Kings: Hey Mika-chan *wink* whatcha doing?

Mikakashi: Ew its Oinkawa

Akashi has logged on

Akashi: I believe you have just been...dunked on

King of kings: NO FAIR WHY ARE YOU BOTH PICKING ON ME? T_T

Whoot Whoot has logged on

Whoot whoot: MIKA HOW ARE YOU DOING BRO?

Mikakashi: BOKUTO MY FAVOURITE OWL, I'M DOING GOOD BRO HOW ABOUT YOU?

Whoot whoot: ONLY THE BEST!

King of kings: I'm doing good too

Mikakashi: no one cares Pig

Akashi: I am doing fine also

Whoot whoot: HOWS YOUR TRAINING CAMP? MIKA?!

Mikakashi: Boring, I need you to fly over here and save me T_T but there is this one hotty and he's so smoking

King of kings: I get the feeling that Bokuto and Akashi only like you Mika-chan T_T

Akashi: I thought everyone here only liked Mika, and I do like Bokuto; he's my teammate

Mikakashi: A REVERSE HAREM?

Whoot Whoot: Ah I gtg, my team needs its ace

Akashi: yeah, I have to go soon too

Mikakashi: sounds gay

Whoot whoot: CYA BAE!

Mikakashi: I'LL MISS YOU!

Whoot whoot has logged off

King of Kings: I'm going too, I want to be surrounded by people who love me!

Mikakashi: Attention seeker much

King of kings: SO MEAN!

King of kings has logged off

Akashi: So Mika, how does it feel having your team know your gender?

Mikakashi: Weird, they all seem to not care about it

Akashi: I'm sure you'll get used to it, good luck

Akashi has logged off

"Ahh now what should I do?" I ask myself, leaning my head against the brick wall and staring at the clouds. This whole situation is...boring. I want to play. I want to play. I want to play. I instantly stand back up, my phone going back into the pocket of my jacket. Maybe...maybe if I get changed back into my uniform they'll let me play? Wait? How far away are we from the training camp area? Plus I have no idea which way to go. I'll definitely get lost.

"Ugh this is the worst-" My voice drifts off when I hear the sounds of shouting and the squeaking of shoes. I want my own team, I could never just be a manager. I also can't just pretend to be on the boys team. Theres no point in hiding it. I need to join the girls team.

After my slight revelation I head back into the court, standing between Tadashi and Suga, earning a glare from Ukai.

"He probably thinks you're trying to sneak onto the court" Suga explains when he notices the glare. I sigh slightly, nodding at his words.

"Suga-san, Tadashi-chan, can you give me some advise?" I decide on asking, both the boys look at each other before staring at me and nodding.

"Well. I don't want to be a manager and I kinda want to join a team b-"

"Join the girls team" Suga interrupts, my eyes widen and I look down at my feet. That nervousness starts eating up at me again as I think of a proper reply

"You should show your true potential Mika, you deserve more than just being a manager..or um I dunno you should do-"

"TADASHI-CHAN THAT WAS SO INSPIRATIONAL!" I wrap my arms around the freckled cutie and hold him tightly. Tadashi yelps in shock and pushes me off, his face bright red.

"Ano-I uh...thank you" He stutters, rubbing his neck and turning his attention to Tsukki, who gets tricked by the Nekoma's puddin' head. I sigh, cupping my hands around my mouth, taking a deep breath and-

"KNOCK 'EM DEAD KNOCK 'EM DEAD, TSUKKI GET IN THEIR HEADS" I sing as loudly as I can, Suga starts snickering and Tadashi smiles at me. Tsukki sends me a warning glare before 'tsking', I smirk in reply and blow him a kiss, earning another glare. Tadashi taps my shoulder and I glance at him with an innocent smile. He blushes and averts his eyes before giving me a big smile.

"Though it may not look like if, I think Tsukki is grateful for that" Tadashi says and I pat him on the head a few times. He pouts at me and covers his head with his hands, only to have me try to jab his sides. Tadashi quickly grabs my hands to stop me, my eyes widen and I wiggle my eyebrows at the cutie. Tadashi squeaks with shock and quickly lets go of me, his whole face bright red.

"Mika stop harassing Yamaguchi" Suga scolds me, I turn around and pout at Suga, only to get my hair ruffled. Suddenly the whistle blows and the three of us turn to the game. When I see the score I bite my lip to hold back shouts, so they lost? Damn it. Tadashi clenches his jaw and Suga sighs and rubs his temples.

"Damn" I finally manage to say, Suga nods in agreement and Tadashi stays silent, as if he too were holding back his own curses. Then something catches my eyes, Tsukki was being swapped out. Hm, maybe I should go comfort him. Plus if I sit down there I can see the sexy Kuroo better. A huge cheeky grin grows on my face as I bid the two boys goodbye, then I skip up behind Tsukki and wrap my arms around his back. The blonde instantly shoves me off and I whine loudly, pissing him off even more.

"Why are you suddenly harassing me?" He asks and I shrug, sitting at a fair distance from him to make sure the blonde doesn't attack me.

"I want to play-"

"Tsk"

"What was that? Why did you make that noise just now?" I lean forwards and glare at Tsukki who just sends me a sarcastic smirk and shrugs.

"Oh I don't know, you're just really annoying I guess my natural response is to click my tongue" Tsukki says and I clench my jaw, turning away so my backs to him. Damn, now I definitely can't see Kuroo. Slowly I turn my head to check out Kuroo, the second I do so I notice Tsukki glaring at me.

"What now?" I ask and he sighs irritably, turning his attention back to the game.

"Why are you so obsessive over that black haired guy? He's older than you by two whole years, its stupid" He says simply, I frown and stare at the blonde with confusion. Suddenly an idea pops into my head, I scoot closer to Tsukki, a smirk on my face.

"You jeaaaalous?" I ask and he tsks at me again, sending me a pissed off glare before sighing and adjusting his glassing.

"No" He says firmly, I watch him for a little longer before sighing and watching the game again. There is no point trying to read the Blonde, he's basically a brick whereas Tadashi is more of a book. Its annoying. He's annoying. What if he was jealous though? Maybe he actually-ugh thats so weird.

I glance at the blonde again, his face seemed to be showing nothing but tension as he watched the game. His eyes firm and his lips pulled into a tight line. I guess he doesn't look so ba-

No, thats messed up. In so many ways. He's messed up. I slap my cheeks and forcibly turn my head to Kuroo's direction.

OH OH OH! HE'S BEEN MOVED TO THE FRONT! THIS IS A MIRACLE OF ALL MIRACLES. HE SHOULD NOT LOOK SO DAMN FI- woah hold up, did he just. Oh. Oh no. He did not ju- WHAT THE CRAP?!

"DON'T YOU DARE CALL MY FRIEND SHORT YOU- YOU CAT FACED, SHIT NUGGET MUNCHER!" I get up and start walking towards the other side, only to be held back by Suga. I glare daggers at the now ugly black haired boy, Suga lets go of me once he decides that I'm not dangerous. Whats wrong with that cat boy? He just gave Shoyou the evil eyes and even worse, he called my bestie short. I can not let him live. I need to do something to rise everyones spirits. Suddenly an idea forms in my brain, I smirk and start giggling evilly. I slowly walk back to my seat, sitting next to the blonde again.

Remember when Tsukki made that bet with Tanaka and Nishishitface. Their spikes and receives improved by tenfold. I just need to do that for the whole team.

Hm...

"Winning team gets to have Mika as their personal maid-"

"OH HELL NO!" I punch Tsukki in the side and he just continues to snicker. Ugh the nerve of that blonde. No way, I am definitely no ones personal maid. Damn he made me forget my idea. As if the gods were looking down upon me, Tsukki got put on. Now I can think in peace. Or not because now I have Nishinotcool next to me. I notice Tsukki whispering something to Tanaka and Kageyama, whatever he said makes both of their faces heat up.

"YEAH, ITS A DEAL!" Tanaka shouts, shaking hands with Tsukki and Kageyama. Wait? WHAT? WHAT IS THE DEAL?!

"OI WHATS THE BIG IDEA?" I shout, Tsukki turns around with an evil glint in his eyes.

"Whoever coach deems as the best player gets to have you as their personal mai-"

"WHAAAAAAT-"

"No, Mika this might actually work" Ukai interrupts me and my eyes almost pop out of my head.

"I AM NOT SOME MAID, I CAN'T EVEN COOK TOAST-"

"Yeah she has a point" A blushing Tadashi adds.

"Its not fair on her" Suga points out.

"Oh, I get it. Mika is just too scared, she can't handle a task like that because shes just a girl" Tsukki waves his hand flippantly before turning his back to me and snickering.

"The bets off I-"

"YAGHH A DEALS A DEAL! NOW SHUT YOUR MOUTH TSUKISHITMAN!"

"WHA-HOW? GUYS YOU DID AMAZING!" I cheer, of course, let me tell you, I did not know the scores. But someone won the set and I just figured we-

"Ahhhhg" Takeda sighs and I frown, looking at the two men with confusion.

"A complete loss huh?" Ukai sighs as well and my eyes widen. They lost? Seriously.

"ONE MORE GAME!" Shou-chan asks and my eyes widen. This is my chance. I run up to Ennoshita and send him my sweetest smile.

"What do you want?"

"Can I have your shirt? So I can play?" I pout and the brunette sighs before nodding and taking his shirt off. He puts his coat on over before I thank him and quickly put his shirt on over my own. I run up to Asahi and slap him on the back, almost scaring him to death.

"You did good tall man, but now its the shorties time to shine-"

"MIKA GET YOUR ASS OFF OF THAT COUR-"

"I'll work overtime-"

"HURRY UP AND DO YOUR WARM
UPS YOU SLACKER!"

"YATTA!"

After doing a crap ton of warm ups I was ready, the set had already started and Nekoma is ahead by 2. Karasuno was on 10. I swap out with Asahi, a huge grin grows on my face as I stand on the court. Shou-chan and Nishinoya send me a thumbs up and I grin back. Oh wow, theres three tiny people and only 2 tall people. Thats pretty lucky for Kageyama and Daichi.

"Just in time Mika, its your serve-"

"OH YEAHH!" I shout with joy, grabbing the ball and practically skipping to my designated spot. A huge smirk grows on my face as I death glare Kuroo. He stares back with his own smirk. I guess his team doesn't mind playing against a girl, good, that means they won't mind getting their asses kicked by a girl too.

"NICE SERVE!" Tadashi and Suga shout in harmony and I send them my brightest smile before throwing the ball as high into the air as possible. My bullet jump serve. During the training camp coach Ukai let me practise this serve, so that my hands could get used to it and so it was stronger and was more in control. I can safely say its almost perfect.

I take three steps forwards before jumping into the air and pulling my hand as far back as possible, the ball is in the position, all I have to do now is-

"NYA!"

The ball goes flying across the court, and it smashes against the ground with a bang so loud I thought I might hav-

"MIKA YOU IDIOT DID YOU POP THE BALL?-"

"The ball is fine, point for Karasuno" The referee throws the ball back to me and I smirk, looking at the shocked expressions on Nekoma's faces. They weren't expecting me to serve that well. Kuroo starts snickering as he looks back at me.

"This might get interesting" He says with a humoured grin decorating his face. Oh god, why is he so hot.

"THE ONLY INTERESTING THING HERE IS ME-"

"Thats what he just said idiot-"

"Eh? Really? Oh, I didn't even notice ehehehe" I laugh sheepishly before doing a more laid back serve, this one was aimed for the spot between Kuroo and Mohawk guy, they both try to move and end up freezing in their place. Another point for us.

"WE'RE TIED AGAIN!" Suga cheers from the sidelines and I bow, earning a cheer from Nishinolife. Then I do a final serve, I want them to get a point, because its no fun just kicking their asses with serves. I want to kick their asses with everything else I have too!

"Guys, calm down you're going to hurt yourself-"

"THE BALL HASN'T TOUCHED THE GROUND YET!" Nishinolife and I shout in harmony. This is the third game we've played now, though for me its only the second. I think we might actually win this set. We are at 24, Nekoma is one point behind us.

The second games scores were
24-25 (Set one) In Nekoma's favour then set two was 24-26.

We lost set one of game three, the scores being 27-28 and now I really want to win.

Nishinolife receives the ball to me and I set the ball to Tanaka, who spikes as if his life depends on it. Then the ball is received by Nekoma but its a free ball to us. Nishinoya receives it, Kageyama tosses and I spike against Kuroo. I jumped into the air and slammed my hand against the ball as if I were doing a super mega bullet serve. I had the sweat of a basketball player and probably the same intensity of one too. Kuroo's eyes widen as the ball goes flying through his arms and smashes on to the floor. The whistle blows and we all cheer, well Karasuno. Even if we lost 8 other times, this win is so much sweeter. Me, Tanaka and Nishinoya form a weird ass group hug, which I quickly separate from before getting ready to start the next set.

"Ok, gather up!"

"NOOOOOOOO!" I fall to my knees in dramatic misery.

"IF YOU WANT TO ARGUE YOU CAN ARGUE WHILST DOING A HUNDRED LAPS OF TH-"

"Gather up" I shout, trying to ignore the death glares I got from Ukai and Daichi. Man, I should probably never argue with them again. If I value my life.