You Know the Drill: Here's the disclaimer
Disclaimer: Nintendo is the full legal owner of all the following: Super Mario, Mario, Link, The Legend of Zelda, Pikachu, Pokemon, Kirby, Kirby's Dreamland and all other characters and names. I usually forget to add that they belong to Hal Labs, Nintendo, Konami and all other respective owners, so I'll say that for now.
Readers are cautioned. This fic is rated Teen. This fic will contain Intense Sci-Fi Action Violence, Sexual Situations, Coarse Language and Suggestive Dialogue. (I think I got this whole disclaimer thing going pretty well.)
I am the block you just can't break, I am the blade that you're inclined to take
I am the electricity found in your scream, I am the star that inhabits your dreams
I am the tip of an arrow of risk, And that silver mask you can't resist
I am the hero that broke the mold, I am the beast that won't do as it's told
I am the rival that ain't right, I am the snake that stays outta sight
Wii finally gathered 'em all, And it's finally time to Brawl
THE SUPER SMASH BROTHERS BRAWLERS
Chapter 10: Wii blog too
Chapter 10: Wii blog too
reconvened on their favorite internet forum using their Opera web browsers on their Wiis (All except Snake, since he isn't Nintendo and didn't get a free one so he just shared with Samus, but he did have his own Wiimote for one reason or another).Anyway, Mario kicked off the blog by posting his topic at the top of the Brawl board (On a forum which will remain nameless for the time being).
-What up G-$? (SuperMario128)
-Zen Zen (Nothing at all) (PikachuYellow150)
-Still can't understand it. (MetalGearSnake4)
-Anyway… y did u 5 end up here? You aren't Smash Brothers like we are. (TwilitLink18)
-You mean 4 punk. I'm still a Smash Sister, clothes or not. (Samus-0)
-(snickers) I can tell (KirbySquadCC)
-Perv. (Samus-0)
-BACK ON TOPIC: Well Masterrr Link, I was invited by a man by the name of John Handcock. (MetalKnightSS)
-U don't have to type out the extra "Rs" online Meta Knight. (SuperMario128)
-(snickers) Hand-Cock? (KirbySquadCC)
-(Quote SuperMario128: U don't have to type out the extra "Rs" online Meta Knight.) I know, it's just fun. (Quote KirbySquadCC: (snickers) Hand-Cock?) Shut-up u perv.
-Wassamatta? It funi! Real funi! a pun, not funny. (ChibiIcharus)
-Shut-uppa yo face! Italian freak. (ChibiIcharus)
-John Handcock Eh? I've heard about that name. (TwilitLink18)
-Regardless, we all oughta meet up and figure out what's goin' down. (SuperMario128) (SuperMario128 logged out)
-Sweet, loggin out. (TwilitLink18)
-Mata ne (See ya). (PikachuYellow150)
-Peace out money! (KirbySquadCC)
-READY STEADY GO! out (Samus-0) Sign off (MetalGearSnake4)
-I bid you farrrrewell my ferrieds. (MetalKnightSS)
-Can't anybody just say "Good-bye" anymore? (ChibiIcharus)Meet The Smash Brothers
Okay, here's the segment of the Fic where you meet the Heroes! The following is a brief bio of the character I feature. Special THX for my boy Skyler and my homie Crys. Othawise I couldn't roll like dis. Pimpin.
Name: Kirby, Warp Star Warrior (In training)
First Appearance: Kirby's Dream Land (1992)
Hails from: Cappy Town, Dream Land, Pop Star
Signature Move: Vacuum
Skills/Weapons: He's a man of many, many faces. Ability to fly naturally. Unlimited stomach capacity. Ability to fly Warp Stars.
Bio: Kirby is one of Nintendo's most well known characters among children. His games are known for short completion times and lots of replay value, and as are his powers. He was the first Super Smash Brother to learn how to "fly" (he has the ability to jump up to five times after he inflates himself, making him a popular character among the distance jumping impaired). The tiny Warp Star warrior has spawned an anime series in his fairly short lifespan and many (mostly handheld) videogames. His games are a staple of the DS, using it's interactive capabilities to bring the lighthearted style of play that made him so popular in the first place. Kirby has traveled to the Super Smash Brothers in hopes of finding John Handcock. And after Handcock is finally defeated, perhaps he can win a few Super Smash Battles, and become a champion, forcing his commanding officer to accept him for who he is.
Author's Note: Yeah, I did a blog, theme song and a "Meet The Characters" Segment in the same chapter. Can you say "filler"? I kinda slacked off on this one, but I might have something nice by tomorrow. All the stuff that Sakurai-sensei loads onto the site is getting to be pretty cool. I think he's basicly confirmed Yoshi's return (Like an original Smash Brother wouldn't come back). Anyway, I think I might put up another chapter tomorrow. It's pretty tweaked and a little insensitive but it's not a political joke so I might get away with it...
