Kenza: "HELLO PEOPLE OF THIS WORLD AND WELCOME TO FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST DARES!"
Edward: "YOU JUST DID THIS SHOW TODAY!'
Kenza: "YEAH! SO WHAT! YOU GOT A PROBLEM ON HOW I RUN THIS SHOW!"
Edward: "OOHH! IT'S NOT JUST THE SHOW I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH!" *Ed now all up in Kenza's face*
Kenza: "YOU WANT TO GO LITTLE MAN!" *me now very close to Ed's face*
Edward: "HEY! I'M TALLER THAN YOU! LOOK WHO'S TALKING!"
Winry: "EDWARD!"
Edward: "WHAT WINRY! I'M IN THE MIDDLE-"
Winry: "You guys look like your about to kiss..."
Kenza and Edward: "..." *look at each other and start to blush*
Kenza: "DON'T KISS ME! *grabs Ed by the hair and turns him around* "KISS HER!" :D *pushes Ed and Winry together and forced them to kiss*
Winry: *stops kissing Ed* "Uh..." *blushes uncontrollably*
Edward: "Why did you do that..."
Kenza: "Because YOU GUYS MAKE THE CUTEST COUPLE EVER!" *puts her video camera away*
Edward and Winry: "YOU RECORDED THAT!?"
Kenza: "Of course I'm going to show it to all the Edward and Winry fans out there like me. EDWARD AND WINRY FOREVER!" *watches them kiss over and over again on her camera wile hearts go around her*
Edward: "Your sick..."
Kenza: "Your small."
Edward: "WHAT DID YOU SAY!?"
Kenza: "I said..." *grabs microphone* "YOUR SMALL!"
Edward: "I'M GOING TO-"
Alphonse: "ED, YOU WOULD SHUT UP IF YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH!"
Edward: "..."
Kenza: "Thank you Al." :D
Alphonse: "I WASN'T HELPING YOU I JUST WANTED HIM TO SHUT UP!"
Kenza: "Oh... lets just do the dare..."
Edward: "Al just told me to shut up..."
Kenza: "Ed alot of people do."
Edward: "But...my younger and innocent brother told me to shut up... THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!"
Kenza: "He has a point...ON WITH THE DARES! This one's from Thenutyone. YEAH! HE'S BACK AGAIN! 2 TIMES IN A ROW! HE'S AWESOME! Just for being awesome thenutyone gets a cookie." :D
Maybe Al's propblem is pms?
Kenza: "I have no clue what a pms means..."
Alphonse: "I DON'T EITHER BUT I DON'T CARE EITHER WAY BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE PROBLEMS!" *gives thenutyone a death glare*
I don't care what type of look hes giving me I'm not scared of him.
Alphonse: *now has fire in his eyes*
Kenza: 'O MY GOSH! AL WHAT THE HECK!?"
Alphonse: "SHUT UP KENZA!" *still has fire in his eyes*
Kenza: "Shutting up..." *super scared*
Today I have dares, pazza!
Kenza: "Lets hear them..." *still looking at Al really terrified*
Since Alphonse scared Terror, he has to be the cat's new thing to claw at.(couldn't remember the name)
Winry: "I think it's called a scratching post.."
Kenza: *shrugs shoulders* "I don't know."
Terror: *hisses at Al and runs toward him successively biting his arm*
Alphonse: "OOW!" *gives Terror the most evil death glare ever just like Olivia Armstrong gives to people when they tick her off*
Terror: *lets go of Al and runs into a room*
Kenza: "Al accualy some how abused a kitty without touching it..."
Winry: "Terror did the dare but couldn't even last a few seconds..." *some how ended up in Ed's arms*
Edward: "I'm starting to think he's not even my brother any more...*looks petrified and pale as a ghost*
Kenza: "I agree..."*shudders* "People...You have no clue how scary this guy is now..." *shuders again* "Next dare..."
I dare Ling to go to a all you can eat place,
Ling: "YEEEEAAAHHH!"
and not eat.
Ling: "WHAT!? THATS SO MEAN!"
Kenza: "HAHA! DEAL WITH IT AND GO!"
Ling: "NOOOOOO!" *gets draged out by Ed to the restraunt*
Edward: "I'm going to because THIS I got to see!" :D
Kenza: "Have fun Ed. AND RECORD FOR ME!"
Edward: "K." *drags a now crying Ling to the restraunt*
Kenza: "LAST DARE!"
I dare Ed, Envy, Mustang, and Scar to a milk chuging contest.
Envy: "Ok. What ever not so hard I guess."
Mustang: "But Fullmetal hates milk..."
Winry: "Yeah. One time He told me he'd rather jump in the freezing lake at night in the winter time then drink milk."
Kenza: "Did he?"
Winry: "HE ACTUALLY DID!"
Kenza: "I'm acually with Ed on this one. I hate milk to...*In real life I accually do. My mom forces me to drink it...*
Winry: "Well if you want to grow I suggest you drink it."
Kenza: *gives pouty face* "But Ed got tall and he didn't even have to drink milk..."
Winry: "That was only luck. YOU won't get anyware if you don't drink it."
Kenza: "Yeah but-" *Ed and Ling come back and Ling looked half dead*
Edward: "THAT WAS PRICLESS!" *laughs like a mad man*
Kenza: *puts a jug of milk in Ed's face* "Drink it"
Edward: "WHAT NO!"
Kenza: "Its a dare. It's a contest between you Mustang, Envy and Scar."
Edward: "I WOULD NEVER DRINK THAT STUFF! I WOULD RATHER-"
Alphonse: "DRINK THE FREAKIN MILK ALREADY YOU BIG BABY! MAN UP!" *grabs milk from my hand, opens it, and shoves it in Ed's mouth not letting go*
Edward: "..."
Winry: "GO!"
Envy, Roy, and Scar: *start drinking there milk as well*
3 min later
Envy: "I WIN!"
Scar: "I came in second"
Mustang: "I DIDN'T EVEN FIISH!"
Kenza: "Sorry Envy but Ed acually one...surprisingly..."
Envy: "WHAT! HOW!? I THOUGHT HE HATED MILK!?"
Kenza: "He does..."
Winry: "Ed?"
Edward: * hiccup* "Wiiiiiiiinryyyyyy! You look FOXY today!" *hiccup*
Kenza: *laughs so hard tears fall down her face*
Winry: "Um...thanks..."
Riza: "I think to much milk made him feel drowsy now he's acting drunk..."
Kenza: "REALLY!" *laughs even harder*
Edward: "ENVY!" *hiccup* "Give me a hug!" *hiccup*
Envy: "NO WAY PIPSQUEAK!"
Edward: "Aaaahhh don't be such a wus Envy." *hiccup* "You know were pals right." *Now Ed's up in envy's face* "Riiiiiiiight?" *gives Envy a goofy grin*
Envy: "WHAT!? NO! YOUR SICK!"
Edward: "Fine then." *hiccup* "Then I'll hug Winry. COME HERE WINRY!" *grabs Winry and hugs her really tight*
Winry: "ED!"
Edward: *looks down at Winry and kisses her* "You taste goooooooooooood" *licks his lips*
Winry: "..."
Kenza: "O MY GOSH I'LL DIE IF I KEEP LAUGHING! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Edward: "I LOVE MILK! *hiccup* "I WAN'T SOME AAAAAAAALLLLLLL THE TIME!" * lets go of Winry and spins around crazy like* "I'm a pretty pretty butterfly..." *hiccup*
Mei: "He's lost it..."
Scar: "yup..."
Mwahahaha, I love making 'little' people suffer. :}
Kenza: "I DO TO! In a nice and lovable way." :D
Anyway, thatz allz I gotz, so BYE!
Kenza: "BYE!" *waves arms furiously in the air* "ON TO THE LAST DARE! It's from Fanfiction Unknown... YEAH!"
I dare Lust to give a makeover to Envy the goth palm tree. (and BTW, Lust, You always were my favorite homunculous)
Lust: "Thats sweet. Your awesome."
Kenza: "MAKE OVER TIME!"
Envy: "FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT A GOTH PALM TREE!"
Lust: "Shut up and get in the make up room"
Envy: "I DON'T NEED A MAKE OVER I LOOK JUST-"
Kenza: "GO IN THE ROOM!" *shoves Envy into the room were Lust went and locked it* "Thats done...thank God...NEXT DARE!"
WAIT the links from four swords are here? *dies*
Kenza: "Acually I think they-"
Purple Link: "No, were still here."
Kenza: "REALLY!? I LOVE YOU GUYS!" scoops them all up and hugs them*
Red Link: "I feel so loved!" :D
Blue Link: "LET GO!"
Kenza: "SORRY!" *drops them*
Purple Link: *sigh*
Vio, I totally get how annoying it is when people disturb you're reading!
Purple Link: "At least she gets me... and please call me Vio...not purple..."
Kenza: "Oh...sorry.."
Vio: "Thats ok."
And Al, What happened, you were so nice last episode! (if you need to take you're anger out, feel free to use Shou Tucker!)
Alphonse: "I'M FINE WOMEN! LEAVE ME ALONE!...But that does sound like a good idea..." *shows Tucker his rath and almost kills him*
Kenza: "AL NEVER KILLED!"
Alphonse: "I WILL VERY SOON IF ANY OF YOU ASK'S WHATS WRONG WITH ME! I'M FINE!"
Kenza: "OK OK!" *backs away from Al who was holding the bloody Tucker in his bloody hand* Well, Thats it for today. BYE MY LITTLE MUNCHKINS! Come back soon and remember, REVIEW!
Edward: "HEEEEEEEEEY MUSTAAAAAAAANG!"
Roy: "What..."
Edward: *puts his arm around Mustang* "Did you ever ask Riza out yet *hiccup* I mean COME ON MAN! *hiccup* "You've been bragging OVER and OVER about how much you love the chick and you STILL haven't asked her out."
Riza: "What?..."
Roy: 'YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR SAYING FULLMETAL! YOUR LIKE MILK DRUNK FOR SOME EXPLAINABLE REASON!"
Edward: "ROY ROY ROY!" *hiccup* "You told me this JUST yestarday." *hiccup* "Here, let me help." *walks up to Riza* "OH RIZA DOLL! Roy want's to take you on a date tonight. He loves you so much and would DIE just to win your heart. Soooooooooo what do you say? *hiccup*
Rizza: "..."
Roy: "DON'T BELIVE HIM I DIDN'T SAY ANY OF THAT!"
Edward: "Now would I ever lie to you Riza? *hiccup* "Yoooooouurrr like my BFF right." *puts his arm around Riza*
Envy: "YOUR INSANE!'
Edward: "AAAWWW COME ON ENVY!" *lets go of Riza and now hops on Envy's back* "WHY CAN'T WE BE FREINDS! WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS!" *Ed starts to now sing*
Envy: "AAAAAHHHH! GET THIS SICKO PERSON OFF OF ME!"
Kenza: 'IT'S TO MUCH!" *laughs on the floor dying even all the 4 Links laugh with me*
Winry: "ED!" *grabs Ed and pulls him off Envy's back then Ed just falls to the ground unconscious*
Izumi: "I got this..." *some how lifts Ed and Carries him to a room.*
Kenza: "I blame Al..."
Alphonse: "WHAT DID YOU SAY!" *gives me death glare*
Kenza: "NOTHING!" *looks scared*
Mei: "Some one please find a cure for this guy..."
