Kenza: "HELLO PEOPLE OF THIS WORLD AND WELCOME TO FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST DARES!"

Edward: "YOU JUST DID THIS SHOW TODAY!'

Kenza: "YEAH! SO WHAT! YOU GOT A PROBLEM ON HOW I RUN THIS SHOW!"

Edward: "OOHH! IT'S NOT JUST THE SHOW I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH!" *Ed now all up in Kenza's face*

Kenza: "YOU WANT TO GO LITTLE MAN!" *me now very close to Ed's face*

Edward: "HEY! I'M TALLER THAN YOU! LOOK WHO'S TALKING!"

Winry: "EDWARD!"

Edward: "WHAT WINRY! I'M IN THE MIDDLE-"

Winry: "You guys look like your about to kiss..."

Kenza and Edward: "..." *look at each other and start to blush*

Kenza: "DON'T KISS ME! *grabs Ed by the hair and turns him around* "KISS HER!" :D *pushes Ed and Winry together and forced them to kiss*

Winry: *stops kissing Ed* "Uh..." *blushes uncontrollably*

Edward: "Why did you do that..."

Kenza: "Because YOU GUYS MAKE THE CUTEST COUPLE EVER!" *puts her video camera away*

Edward and Winry: "YOU RECORDED THAT!?"

Kenza: "Of course I'm going to show it to all the Edward and Winry fans out there like me. EDWARD AND WINRY FOREVER!" *watches them kiss over and over again on her camera wile hearts go around her*

Edward: "Your sick..."

Kenza: "Your small."

Edward: "WHAT DID YOU SAY!?"

Kenza: "I said..." *grabs microphone* "YOUR SMALL!"

Edward: "I'M GOING TO-"

Alphonse: "ED, YOU WOULD SHUT UP IF YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH!"

Edward: "..."

Kenza: "Thank you Al." :D

Alphonse: "I WASN'T HELPING YOU I JUST WANTED HIM TO SHUT UP!"

Kenza: "Oh... lets just do the dare..."

Edward: "Al just told me to shut up..."

Kenza: "Ed alot of people do."

Edward: "But...my younger and innocent brother told me to shut up... THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!"

Kenza: "He has a point...ON WITH THE DARES! This one's from Thenutyone. YEAH! HE'S BACK AGAIN! 2 TIMES IN A ROW! HE'S AWESOME! Just for being awesome thenutyone gets a cookie." :D

Maybe Al's propblem is pms?

Kenza: "I have no clue what a pms means..."

Alphonse: "I DON'T EITHER BUT I DON'T CARE EITHER WAY BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE PROBLEMS!" *gives thenutyone a death glare*

I don't care what type of look hes giving me I'm not scared of him.

Alphonse: *now has fire in his eyes*

Kenza: 'O MY GOSH! AL WHAT THE HECK!?"

Alphonse: "SHUT UP KENZA!" *still has fire in his eyes*

Kenza: "Shutting up..." *super scared*

Today I have dares, pazza!

Kenza: "Lets hear them..." *still looking at Al really terrified*

Since Alphonse scared Terror, he has to be the cat's new thing to claw at.(couldn't remember the name)

Winry: "I think it's called a scratching post.."

Kenza: *shrugs shoulders* "I don't know."

Terror: *hisses at Al and runs toward him successively biting his arm*

Alphonse: "OOW!" *gives Terror the most evil death glare ever just like Olivia Armstrong gives to people when they tick her off*

Terror: *lets go of Al and runs into a room*

Kenza: "Al accualy some how abused a kitty without touching it..."

Winry: "Terror did the dare but couldn't even last a few seconds..." *some how ended up in Ed's arms*

Edward: "I'm starting to think he's not even my brother any more...*looks petrified and pale as a ghost*

Kenza: "I agree..."*shudders* "People...You have no clue how scary this guy is now..." *shuders again* "Next dare..."

I dare Ling to go to a all you can eat place,

Ling: "YEEEEAAAHHH!"

and not eat.

Ling: "WHAT!? THATS SO MEAN!"

Kenza: "HAHA! DEAL WITH IT AND GO!"

Ling: "NOOOOOO!" *gets draged out by Ed to the restraunt*

Edward: "I'm going to because THIS I got to see!" :D

Kenza: "Have fun Ed. AND RECORD FOR ME!"

Edward: "K." *drags a now crying Ling to the restraunt*

Kenza: "LAST DARE!"

I dare Ed, Envy, Mustang, and Scar to a milk chuging contest.

Envy: "Ok. What ever not so hard I guess."

Mustang: "But Fullmetal hates milk..."

Winry: "Yeah. One time He told me he'd rather jump in the freezing lake at night in the winter time then drink milk."

Kenza: "Did he?"

Winry: "HE ACTUALLY DID!"

Kenza: "I'm acually with Ed on this one. I hate milk to...*In real life I accually do. My mom forces me to drink it...*

Winry: "Well if you want to grow I suggest you drink it."

Kenza: *gives pouty face* "But Ed got tall and he didn't even have to drink milk..."

Winry: "That was only luck. YOU won't get anyware if you don't drink it."

Kenza: "Yeah but-" *Ed and Ling come back and Ling looked half dead*

Edward: "THAT WAS PRICLESS!" *laughs like a mad man*

Kenza: *puts a jug of milk in Ed's face* "Drink it"

Edward: "WHAT NO!"

Kenza: "Its a dare. It's a contest between you Mustang, Envy and Scar."

Edward: "I WOULD NEVER DRINK THAT STUFF! I WOULD RATHER-"

Alphonse: "DRINK THE FREAKIN MILK ALREADY YOU BIG BABY! MAN UP!" *grabs milk from my hand, opens it, and shoves it in Ed's mouth not letting go*

Edward: "..."

Winry: "GO!"

Envy, Roy, and Scar: *start drinking there milk as well*

3 min later

Envy: "I WIN!"

Scar: "I came in second"

Mustang: "I DIDN'T EVEN FIISH!"

Kenza: "Sorry Envy but Ed acually one...surprisingly..."

Envy: "WHAT! HOW!? I THOUGHT HE HATED MILK!?"

Kenza: "He does..."

Winry: "Ed?"

Edward: * hiccup* "Wiiiiiiiinryyyyyy! You look FOXY today!" *hiccup*

Kenza: *laughs so hard tears fall down her face*

Winry: "Um...thanks..."

Riza: "I think to much milk made him feel drowsy now he's acting drunk..."

Kenza: "REALLY!" *laughs even harder*

Edward: "ENVY!" *hiccup* "Give me a hug!" *hiccup*

Envy: "NO WAY PIPSQUEAK!"

Edward: "Aaaahhh don't be such a wus Envy." *hiccup* "You know were pals right." *Now Ed's up in envy's face* "Riiiiiiiight?" *gives Envy a goofy grin*

Envy: "WHAT!? NO! YOUR SICK!"

Edward: "Fine then." *hiccup* "Then I'll hug Winry. COME HERE WINRY!" *grabs Winry and hugs her really tight*

Winry: "ED!"

Edward: *looks down at Winry and kisses her* "You taste goooooooooooood" *licks his lips*

Winry: "..."

Kenza: "O MY GOSH I'LL DIE IF I KEEP LAUGHING! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Edward: "I LOVE MILK! *hiccup* "I WAN'T SOME AAAAAAAALLLLLLL THE TIME!" * lets go of Winry and spins around crazy like* "I'm a pretty pretty butterfly..." *hiccup*

Mei: "He's lost it..."

Scar: "yup..."

Mwahahaha, I love making 'little' people suffer. :}

Kenza: "I DO TO! In a nice and lovable way." :D

Anyway, thatz allz I gotz, so BYE!

Kenza: "BYE!" *waves arms furiously in the air* "ON TO THE LAST DARE! It's from Fanfiction Unknown... YEAH!"

I dare Lust to give a makeover to Envy the goth palm tree. (and BTW, Lust, You always were my favorite homunculous)

Lust: "Thats sweet. Your awesome."

Kenza: "MAKE OVER TIME!"

Envy: "FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT A GOTH PALM TREE!"

Lust: "Shut up and get in the make up room"

Envy: "I DON'T NEED A MAKE OVER I LOOK JUST-"

Kenza: "GO IN THE ROOM!" *shoves Envy into the room were Lust went and locked it* "Thats done...thank God...NEXT DARE!"

WAIT the links from four swords are here? *dies*

Kenza: "Acually I think they-"

Purple Link: "No, were still here."

Kenza: "REALLY!? I LOVE YOU GUYS!" scoops them all up and hugs them*

Red Link: "I feel so loved!" :D

Blue Link: "LET GO!"

Kenza: "SORRY!" *drops them*

Purple Link: *sigh*

Vio, I totally get how annoying it is when people disturb you're reading!

Purple Link: "At least she gets me... and please call me Vio...not purple..."

Kenza: "Oh...sorry.."

Vio: "Thats ok."

And Al, What happened, you were so nice last episode! (if you need to take you're anger out, feel free to use Shou Tucker!)

Alphonse: "I'M FINE WOMEN! LEAVE ME ALONE!...But that does sound like a good idea..." *shows Tucker his rath and almost kills him*

Kenza: "AL NEVER KILLED!"

Alphonse: "I WILL VERY SOON IF ANY OF YOU ASK'S WHATS WRONG WITH ME! I'M FINE!"

Kenza: "OK OK!" *backs away from Al who was holding the bloody Tucker in his bloody hand* Well, Thats it for today. BYE MY LITTLE MUNCHKINS! Come back soon and remember, REVIEW!

Edward: "HEEEEEEEEEY MUSTAAAAAAAANG!"

Roy: "What..."

Edward: *puts his arm around Mustang* "Did you ever ask Riza out yet *hiccup* I mean COME ON MAN! *hiccup* "You've been bragging OVER and OVER about how much you love the chick and you STILL haven't asked her out."

Riza: "What?..."

Roy: 'YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR SAYING FULLMETAL! YOUR LIKE MILK DRUNK FOR SOME EXPLAINABLE REASON!"

Edward: "ROY ROY ROY!" *hiccup* "You told me this JUST yestarday." *hiccup* "Here, let me help." *walks up to Riza* "OH RIZA DOLL! Roy want's to take you on a date tonight. He loves you so much and would DIE just to win your heart. Soooooooooo what do you say? *hiccup*

Rizza: "..."

Roy: "DON'T BELIVE HIM I DIDN'T SAY ANY OF THAT!"

Edward: "Now would I ever lie to you Riza? *hiccup* "Yoooooouurrr like my BFF right." *puts his arm around Riza*

Envy: "YOUR INSANE!'

Edward: "AAAWWW COME ON ENVY!" *lets go of Riza and now hops on Envy's back* "WHY CAN'T WE BE FREINDS! WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS!" *Ed starts to now sing*

Envy: "AAAAAHHHH! GET THIS SICKO PERSON OFF OF ME!"

Kenza: 'IT'S TO MUCH!" *laughs on the floor dying even all the 4 Links laugh with me*

Winry: "ED!" *grabs Ed and pulls him off Envy's back then Ed just falls to the ground unconscious*

Izumi: "I got this..." *some how lifts Ed and Carries him to a room.*

Kenza: "I blame Al..."

Alphonse: "WHAT DID YOU SAY!" *gives me death glare*

Kenza: "NOTHING!" *looks scared*

Mei: "Some one please find a cure for this guy..."