Hi there all together, its me, Ceres and i came to you with a brand new chap of the Jed and Heather Show thanks to the many reviews i got last time ^^. Thank you all soo much for it. It really gives me a huge ego boost xD.
Alright, this second part will be not so long but you will at least see how the revenge-trip of Erin and Carl is ending. Carl is definitely not going to have a nice destiny so much i think is clear hehehehehe...Erin...i am not sure yet, lets see where this is going to lead into hah!
What happened so far:
Jed and Heather encountered one of their foes family members Erin Hardesty who wanted revenge for her older sister who was the first victim of Jed Sawyer aka Leatherface way back in the 70's. Help she found in Carl Hartman the son of Burt Hartman(who died last year because of Jed). Those two teamed up to set an end to the Sawyers once and for all. Striking down Heather and her family, Erins plan was to bring them in the slaughterhouse where the so loathed family should find their final end...
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Chapter 11
"Shadows of the Past Part 2"
Heather was exhausted. The situation was just plain fucked up. Jed was badly wounded as well Chop-Top and Hooper. A hateful look went to Erin and Carl who both had a dirty smile on their faces. To make matters worse Jed not even had his chainsaw which made this whole mess even more dire.
Quickly she pulled out her cellphone and texted a message to Farnsworth in which she wrote their location and description of their situation. The Lawyer was the last straw they could use, other options were outruled. Hooper nodded towards Heather who looked back in determination.
"You will pay for this Carl...i am going to suspend you right this instant when we are back...i am still the major so don't feel too save boy..."
"The word is on "if" you ever will come back Hooper. Of course we have to make up a little fairytale of your death so that people would not sue me or Erin for this...but that should not be a problem, right? We will say that you were the newest victim of the Sawyers and that i wanted to rescue you but it was already too late...tragic but as you know...life is hard and cannibals know no mercy...hehehehehe"
"How long until we arrive at the slaughterhouse?" Erin asked slightly annoyed. "I want to get over with this"
"We are already there you see? Over here!" Carl pointed to the giant fabric in front of them. Heather swallowed hard as the towers of the slaughterhouse came nearer and nearer.
Back with Farnsworth:
The lawyer drove back to the mansion just to find absolutely no one here. His mind was racing and quickly he looked at his cellphone, maybe Heather tried to call him! And indeed, a message showed up and Farnsworth opened it. While reading his mouth literally fell on the ground.
In a corner of the garden he saw Jeds chainsaw laying on the ground still running. Farnsworth shut the machine off and took it with him in his car. One thing was clear by now, he had to rescue them...the lawyer was their only hope and by god he would not dissapoint them. This was his big chance of doing something different as to fight with law, this time he would be the law itself, the judge so to speak...Just as he wanted to drive off he found another thing, it was Nubbins corpse which laid on the ground unmoved. In his mind an idea formed and as Farnsworth did before with the chainsaw he also put the corpse of the Sawyer twin inside the car.
"You will encourage me dead corpse! I need some cheerups for my ego you know?" Nubbins was silent but what a big surprise for us eh? Patting Nubbins shoulders fiercly his look fell down on the seat besides him.
It was an old bandana which Verna gave him so many years ago and put it around his head, a ritual that should give him the courage he needed for his actions! Farnsworth would be like an elderly Rambo or something and the simple thought of that brought a chuckle on his lips.
"Just a few more moments and you will be free!" He screamed, hitting the gas pedal to its limit and drove off with full speed.
Slaughterhouse:
Erin and Carl had tied up all Sawyers and Hooper. As they were finished Erin made a short pause and a crazy smile appeared on her face, she clearly had lost it...
Chop-Top who got his concious back was wildy struggling against his restrains but it was hopeless, it was far too tight and with a last curse he gave up. Heather remembered last year when she was in a pretty much same situation as Jed hasnt known her yet. Jed must have felt this memory of her and his head sunk in shame.
"No no, don't feel guilty Jed, you just had not known me at this time...its okay big guy!"
"mhhh...mphf...(i am sorry cousin!)" the shame of being defeated by those two as well the loss of his chainsaw made him mute again. He didn't felt to talk at all.
"Shut up you monsters! Its time for your death, so be silent and acknowledge your end..." Erin slapped Jeds face and punched Heather in her stomach.
"I will gear up the meat grinder, who is going to die first?" Carl asked.
"Mhhhh i think its just fair if good old Jed here acknowledges how hard it is to loose someone from the family so i would say his cousin is the first victim, after her we kill this crazy ass bastard over there and the black guy afterwards."
"Sounds like a plan, alright!" Carl grabbed Heather and pulled the chain of the meat grinder around her neck firm and tight. A choking sound came from her mouth and Jed tried to free himself to aid his cousin. Erin in the meanwhile walked over to the control panel and started the machine with a sharp laugh.
"This reminds me on something..." Erin got her cellphone and called Kemp. A short conversation later the call was over and Erin watched in silent as Heathers demise was near. Ih her eyes were no emotions, just a wild and deranged lust of revenge. It burned hot through her veins and made the pain she felt go away a bit.
"I hope you can see me Sally...this is for you sis..."
Outside of the Slaughterhouse:
Farnsworth arrived at least and pulled out the chainsaw as well Nubbins. The corpse he attached to himself on the safety straps Chop-Top had installed on his twin brother...Now Farnsworth had a dead body as shield as well a deadly chainsaw on his side! Could go anything wrong from now? We will see...
Running inside like a rhino the noise he made was clearly audible and Erin as well Carl turned around sharply. The screaming of a madman they thought, it sounded kind of like that...as the Lawyer finally stand in front of them both had a dead-pan expression on their faces followed by a laughing fit.
"Its time for the hero to arrive and thats me, Farnsworth aka the Lawyinator!" If Heather could have slapped her face in shame she would have done it by now. She was used to his bad jokes but Lawyinator? This was the absolutely baddest wordplay ever... Jed and Chop-Top as well Hooper just stared at him but as soon Chop-Top saw Nubbins his grimace turned into a frown.
"Hey why did you brought Nubbins here? Its dangerous he will get hurt man!" he was truly worried about Nubbins and slightly mad with Farnsworth for getting his twin into danger.
"Don't worry bro! I will help Farnsworth! Then i am a hero too!" the Lawyer imitated Nubbins voice as Chop-Top usually would do...imagine this scene...i don't have to say how ridiculous that sounds right?
"...not cool man..." was the veterans only reaction followed by a growl of disagreement. Farnsworth didn't care about that now as his mind only circled around their rescue...
"FARNSWORTH HELP ME! I AM GOING TO DIE AT ANY MOMENT DAMNIT! STOP PLAYING HERO ALREADY!" Heather was hysteric by now, the gears of the grinder came nearer and nearer.
"Take this!" Farnsworth grabbed the chainsaw and throwed it towards Erin who got knocked out cold. He runned after the machine and turned it on this time ripping off the restrains of both Jed, Chop-Top and Hooper.
After this he turned around to Carl who was in a state of shock by now, he not even recognized as Farnsworth pushed the chainsaw deep in his throat making him collapsing on the ground dead splitting blood all over the floor...but the meat grinder was still running which made Heather far more uncomfortable as she already was...only a few more meters and she would end as hacked up BBQ! A few moments later however it stopped as Farnsworth put a stop in the machine's gears...
Jed came running over and freed her of the ribbons and chains hugging her out of relief. It was a cute scene i have to admit...well we should not forget that Jed is very sensitive towards his loved ones...
Farnsworth wanted to dance around with the chainsaw as kind of victory dance but was stopped in unit by Heather Jed and Chop-Top.
"What are we gonna do with Erin now? I mean do we kill her, eat her or what?"
"Mhhh good question, she is pretty skinny, makes no good meat...dunno maybe we just let her rot somewhere?" Chop-Top suggested earning a frown of both Heather and Hooper.
"She seems to be alive though..." Hooper said checking her vital signs. "She obviously was not right in her mind...maybe we should bring her into an asylum for mentally ill people!"
Jed approached Erins unconcious body carefully and kneeled down besides her. A swift look over her body and Jed got an idea. Even she was a deranged girl who wanted to kill his family he kind of found an interest in Erin. She was truly beautiful. He caressed her face. Heather knew what Jed had in his mind.
"You want her face cousin?"
"No" Jed murmured "Keepin her" .
"Keeping her? In your lair you mean?"
Jed nodded firmly clutching the unconcious body against his chest. Heather shrugged her shoulders.
"Well i guess we can keep her as pet or something huh?" as Jed shaked his head she was confused.
"Statue!" Jed exclaimed happily smiling all over his face.
"Dude thats brilliant! Hah that bitch meat is hot indeed so a statue then? I like the idea bro!" Lifting up Carl's dead body from the ground Chop-Top turned around to Hooper. The major knew what the veteran wanted to ask and he shaked his head signaling him that he would keep silent over this again as so many times before...
"This guy we keep as meat i would say, you kay with that Heather?"
"Sure, Jed can butch him up later. I guess its time we return to our home by now. It was an pretty exhausting day so far..."
"Oh and Farnsworth...i want Nubbins back...now!" Chop-Top said with a growl and the Lawyer quickly gave him the corpse.
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A few hours later:
Carl was deposed in the huge fridge down in Jeds lair hacked up and all that junk. Farnsworth and Hooper were in their homes again leaving behind the Sawyers to themselfes.
As soon they arrived at home Jed had put down Erin in his cellar injecting her formaldehyde. It was commonly used for keeping bodys from rotting and decomposing. Because formalin is highly dangerous for living beings Erin died a few hours later from the injections. The only thing that counted for Jed now was to preserve her body for later. He wanted to make a statue out of her body to keep her as model as well so that he just could look at Erin. In his twisted mind this was some kind of love, a very twisted way of love so to speak...
Jed caressed her dead face softly making a sighing sound. It would need a lot of time to preparate her to his wishes. He positioned Erins arms in the perfect place. Soon the flesh will be hard enough to keep the pose forever...
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Two months later:
The day Jed waited so eagerly for finally came. Two straight months he injected Erin formalin to keep her fresh and conservated and now it was finished. He positioned Erin on a podest like contraption and glued her on the podest so that she would not fall down.
Heather was astonished of Jeds handiwork and Chop-Top could not get enough from the sight of this. They decided to make a photo of her. It should be a group picture too. So Heather, her two cousins and Erin posed themselfes for a little selfie in the garden.
"Well done cuz', really well done. I guess we have an artist like gene in our family eh?"
"Totally man, we all are artists on our own way heh heh heh..."
"You want to put her back in your cellar Jed?"
"Later" Jed said and took a last look on his creation.
"Alright, lets go eat something then, i am starving! "
to be continued...
And so ended this little two parter here...everyone is happy..Carl is dead, Erin is a statue and Farnsworth was a hero as he always wanted to be one. A beautiful day was going to end and all was good. I like happy endings, what about you guys? :3 As i said a pretty much short chapter xD. Reviews are welcome as always and i hope you stay with me for a few more chaps of the Jed and Heather show :DDD
Toodles ~
Ceres
