Tears streaming down her face, Nessie ran and ran and ran without stopping to think. She ate on the go with the vampire form of fast food: snatching squirrels from the trees and sucking them dry as she flew through the woods, her path eventually littered with hollow rodents.
On the first day of her run, she met nothing but woodland and skittish deer.
On the second day, she passed her mother (who was running towards the Cullen home) in a streak of white. However, as both Nessie and Bella were heading in different directions at full speed, neither realised this, and a touching and tearful reunion was averted.
On the third day, the squirrel population seemed to have run out, but she didn't care. She still hadn't stopped crying, rushing blindly through the woods in her misery, not caring where she went.
When she reached the eastern coastline of America, four days later, Nessie didn't even think to halt. She just kept running, sheer momentum and tears carrying her across the Atlantic Ocean and onto the Eurasian continent.
She skirted her way around Ireland and Britain, preferring to avoid the crowded isles altogether rather than risk being seen, although she had no more. She kept running, and running, and running, across Spain, France, Switzerland...
And finally, when she could run no more, she stopped.
25 miles away from the Gulf of Taranto, Italy, on the edge of a cliff, lies an abandoned village named Craco. 400 metres directly below lies the Cavone River valley.
Renesmee Carlie Cullen had stopped at the edge of Craco.
I couldn't post this without commenting that Bella's and Nessie's running speeds are not very accurate. They both probably could've gotten to the other side of America in a day or less, since they can run faster than cars. But I guess that's the beauty of the whole MST3k thing...
Also, I was going to do this whole fast-food squirrel takeout thing, but I've come to the realisation that, unfortunately, for a crackfic, this isn't THAT crackfic, and it wouldn't fit. Sigh. Oh well. Thanks to everyone who went and helped Renaebeth_Amelia_Cullen out. For lack of any better words, it was very nice of you.
