I just couldn't wait to upload this chapter so here it is! And to Mark, yaoi will be coming up soon. Be patient young grasshopper. Thank you to everyone who reviewed, it means a lot! I hope you enjoy the chapter. I do not own Bleach!

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"Hey, Grimmjow! Glad you could make it man. And I see you brought a friend." Gin said as he and Grimmjow shook hands. I glared at Gin from my spot next to Grimmjow. I still hadn't got used to his sense of humor yet so every time he called me strawberry it made me want to snap his neck. We had got to Starrk's modest house no more than 5 minutes ago. Everyone else was already here when we got here. Apparently they had skipped the last two hours and had went to go get supplies, as Grimmjow called it, for our day of fun. Somehow, I couldn't help but think that their idea of fun wasn't my idea of fun.

"I just want you dumbasses to know that I will not be a part of whatever nonsense and or illegal shit you will be getting into today." Nnoitra tilted his head to the right a little and give me a smirk.

"You made the choice of coming here so you will be participating in today's activities."

"Stop making it sound like these are going to be some camp activities. And for the record, I did not make any choices on coming here. I was taken against my will."

"Oh yeah? If you were taken against your will, what's stopin' ya' from leavin' now?" He asked. He had a point. I didn't have to stay here at all. But if I did try and leave Grimmjow would just drag me back here. So really, it was pointless.

"Oh he just doesn't want to leave his boo thang. Isn't that right Ichi?" I heard Gin say. This is why I hated this man. The things he says to me makes me want to shove rocks up his ass. Pointy rocks. Gin laughs at his own joke and I can hear Grimmjow snickering behind me. I strut up to Gin as he laughs and kick him in the gut with my good foot, which stops his laughing immediately.

"Grimmjow is not my boo thang! If you say that shit again, I'm punching you in the eye." I exclaim. I feel Grimmjow grab my waist and sit me down on his lap as Shuhei rushes over to where Gin lay, helping him stand to his feet. I glare as the man manages to successfully stand on his own. Gin once again smiles at me with that creepy as smile of his and places his thumb on his chest.

"That ain't gonna bring me down."

"Then I'll try harder next time…"

"Alright enough of the threats, Ichi. You don't play well with others do you?" I hear him ask me as he brings his lips close to my ear. I then realize that I'm sitting on his lap. I rise up and clutch my ear like it had been burned and blush. When the hell did he place me there!? I look up to find him smirking at me.

"Aw now what's going to keep my lap all nice and warm?"

"A blanket!"

"Okay, okay. Enough with the yelling. We need to get this stuff ready before we don't have enough time to actually do this thing." Starrk says.

"What exactly are we doing anyway?" I ask.

"I thought Grimmjow would have told you already."

"Yeah I didn't tell him because it was already hard enough to get him in the car. Just think of how much harder it would've been if I had told him that too!" Grimmjow said to Starrk.

"Okay just tell me what it is."

"You know how Coach Soi Fon is out on recovery?" I nod my head. "Well we we're going to spray paint her house. I had Nnoitra figure out her daily schedule and it turns out that she leaves at this time of day for about 35 minutes. That would give us enough time to spray paint her house, hide, see her reaction, and get the fuck outta there." I stare in awe as Starrk explains this plan. I couldn't say anything at all, I was absolutely speechless. So, from the spot that I had been standing in, I turned and made my way for the door. There was no way I was going to be a part of that shit! Not me.

"Hey, hey, hey! Don't leave Ichigo. This is going to be fun, I promise." Grimmjow says to me. I raise a brow at him.

"You're shitting me, right? You guys are talking about spray painting a teachers house. A teacher that works at our school, you tit fucks! Do you know how bad this could end if we were to get caught!?" Grimmjow grips my shoulders and shakes me lightly.

"That's why you don't get caught, Ichi. We'll be fine. And if we were to get caught, I'll take the blame so we all don't go down. And remember what we talked about earlier; you either get busy livin' or you get busy dyin'. So which is it going to be?"

"I love that movie!"

"This isn't about you Nnoitra." I groan. It did sound like fun but I could only think of the negatives. There were so many things that could go wrong with this. But this is my senior year and I haven't done anything fun. Other than read books and do my homework. I haven't even done a sport for all the years I had been in high school. Hell, even Uryuu does archery and he's a bigger nerd than me! Fuck it, what do I have to lose other than my life if my dad find's out what I'm about to do? I sigh and completely give in.

"Alright, I'll do it."

"Glad you finally decided to help. It will be a fun experience for you Kurosaki-san." Ulquiorra said. I had almost forgotten he was here he was so quiet.

"Fuck yeah! This is going to be so freakin' exciting. This is much better than going to tutoring, no offense Ichigo. I'm so happy you came up with this Gin!" Shuhei said excitedly as he puts his arm around Gin. And if I didn't know any better, I would say Gin blushed. But I could just be seeing things.

"Nnoitra, go get the funnel and the paint." Ulquiorra said as he opened as bag of balloons. Nnoitra gave a mock salute and ran to go get them.

"Make sure you take off your uniforms. It'd be really fucked up if we got caught because we were too stupid to take off our uniforms." Starrk tells us as he hands us some loose clothes to move in. I change into them and help Ulquiorra fill the balloons with paint. I then see Nnoitra going around handing us something that looked like clothing but I wasn't sure. It wasn't until he got to me that I realized that they were hats and bandanas.

"The bandana is to cover up your face and the hat is for that ridiculously bright hair of yours." He says. I try not to scowl at him but it just comes so naturally. I can't get mad though; my hair was bright and would attract a lot of unwanted attention. Same with Grimmjow.

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Once we were done testing the spray paint and filling up the balloons, we headed towards Coach Soi Fon's house. I had to admit, I was scared. Not because we were about to spray paint this woman's home, well that's also a factor but that's not the reason I'm scared shitless. I'm scared because Soi Fon is crazy as shit. In my opinion, she was worse than Zaraki, and that's saying something. She used to be in the military so she treats her students like soldiers. It is literally the worse thing ever. I would know, I had her as my gym teacher last year and she hated me because my hair was orange. I couldn't change that, I was born with this hair color. And even though it's gotten me in some pretty situations, I wouldn't change it for anybody. And I wasn't dyeing it either. And that's what I told her. Needless to say she's hated me for a while because of that.

I glance to my left and right as I walked next to Grimmjow. Everyone had on black. I was carrying a bucket of paint balloons and Starrk was carrying a bag a spray paint and paint cans. All in all, we looked like we were about to rob a bank. That worried me.

"You sure it was a good idea to dress in all black. We look like criminals."

"Yeah, I'm having second thoughts about the color too." Shuhei agreed with me. Nnoitra turns around and glares at me and Shuhei.

"Hey! Stop with the bitchin'! We're literally around the corner, if you want to go back to change your clothes, by all means, please do. I won't stop ya'. But if not, shut the fuck up!" He says as he goes back to the front of the line, leading us to Soi Fon's house. The fact that he yelled shocked me but not for long. I can only glare at his back as he walks ahead of the rest of us.

"What's got him so worked up?" Shuhei asks.

"Well you see, Nnoitra had Soi Fon last year and she failed him because during the gym final where you have to run the 2 mile, he wouldn't take off his bandana when Soi Fon asked him too. Everyone at our school knows Nnoitra won't take off the bandana for anybody. But he's always been like that, even when we were kids so even though Nnoitra finished the 2 mile first, she still failed him for the semester. So he has to take gym all over again. And to make matters worse, he's got Soi Fon again. So it's only natural for him to have a hate for the woman." I hum in understanding. I told you Soi Fon was a bitch.

We stop as Nnoitra peaks around the corner to see if Soi Fon was home. When Nnoitra motioned us it was okay we ran into the front yard. Starrk made quick work of dropping the bag and handing everyone a bottle of spray paint.

"We got 24 minutes until she's estimated to get back. So let use this paint for all it's worth." He said with a lazy grin. I smiled and reached into the bucket, throwing the paint balloon right at the window. Green paint splattered everywhere. I laugh at the action. It was pretty fun. Everyone seems surprised that I threw the first balloon, considering how much of a fuss I put up earlier.

"Berry's got the right idea! Let's fuck her house up!" Nnoitra screeches as he charges towards her front door. I could see Grimmjow throwing the blue paint filled balloons as he grinned like a mad man. I could also see Shuhei sitting on Gin's shoulders as he spray painted a window. It read 'I can see you'. I giggle at the message. Nnoitra's still stationed at the door, painting pictures of large dicks, big bulging veins and all. If the guy wasn't painting pictures of dicks, detailed dicks at that, he actually was good at this. I briefly wonder if he's done this before.

"Take that you cock sucking whore!" He yells. I smile as I see Starrk and Ulquiorra painting a picture of an ass and a dick making its way inside. Grimmjow grabs a can of green spray paint and writes; 'Yoruichi will never want you. You have no tits!'. At this point I'm dying of laughter. Gin runs over to the garage and writes; 'Save gas, ride my cock'. Shuhei comes along and finishes the pictures by painting a picture of a roster. They share a laugh. I finished of the last of the paint balloons as I throw some on the roof for all of her neighbors to see.

"12 more minutes guys, let throw the paint." Starrk announces. We crack open the remaining paint cans and dump it on the house; the front, the back. Everywhere. When the paint was all gone we put the empty paint cans back in Starrk's bag. We stood back and admired the master piece we had just created. It was awesome. I shake the white spray paint and walk on the grass. I start to spray the paint, writing out big letters. I can imagine that the guys are wondering what I'm writing. I stand back and smile and so do the others. Nnoitra pats my back as he stares at what I wrote on her grass. It said; 'Thanks for the canvas!'

We grab the bags and every other piece of evidence that could be used against us and hide around the corner. We all crouched together and peek so we wouldn't get caught. Starrk looks at his watch.

"She should be here right about…now." Sure enough she was pulling up to her house. She didn't even park in her drive way as she looked at the picture Ulquiorra and Starrk drew and everything else.

"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE!?" She screamed. We laughed as quietly as we could as we continued to watch. I watched as she walked up the garage.

"Save gas, ride my coc- Oh for the love of God! Fucking shit! Motherfuck! Who the fuck did this to my house!?" She screamed as he jumped on her obviously broke leg, which caused her to cringe immediately. She hopped around on one leg before she turned around and kicked her car, with her good leg of course. She fell back in shock as the car alarm went off. She lay on her back and groaned loudly.

"I hate my life!" We laughed so loud as we ran back towards Starrk's house. Well I had Grimmjow carry me because of my ankle but still.

"Take that you bitch!" Nnoitra yelled. Damn today was fun!

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"No, the best part is when she fell! Fuckin' priceless!" Shuhei said loudly as he wiped a tear from his eye. It had been like this for the pass 30 minutes. We talked about our favorite parts about spray painting Soi Fon house. We had talked about the same shit but it didn't make it any less funny. I sat back leaning against Grimmjow as we laughed some more.

"Why did we choose Soi Fon's house? It could've been any other teacher, why her?" I ask.

"Cause we hate her…" Starrk said seriously. It was quiet for a moment before we all start laughing even louder than last time. It was so funny because it was true. I did hate Soi Fon.

"H-Hey Starrk, you got something to drink. My throats all dry from laughing too hard." I say still chuckling at Shuhei. He smiles and nods his head.

"In the kitchen. Should be something in the fridge." I nod and push away from Grimmjow, who groans at the sudden loss of warmth. Gin smirks.

"Aw don't worry Grimmy. He's coming back." Grimmjow gives Gin the finger and I smirk and roll my eyes. I walk into the kitchen and open the fridge and search for what I'm looking for. I grab a can of lemonade and shut the door. I jump when I see a little girl with light green hair and violet eyes glaring at me. She was no taller than Karin or Yuzu so I just assumed she was young. I relax as I realize that Grimmjow mentioned something about Starrk having a sister.

"What are you doing in my fridge?" I somewhat flinch at her harsh tone. For someone so young she held so much anger in her voice.

"Oh my sorry little girl. I'm a friend of your brothers and I got thirsty so came in here to grab something to drink. You must be Starrk's little sister-ACK!" I don't finish my sentence as she uppercuts me and walks away. I'm left standing there looking stupid. I stand there for a little while longer before I make my way back to the living room. I rub my sore chin. That girl had a helluva uppercut.

"Hey Starrk, you wanna tell me why your little sister just punched the shit outta me." I say as I crack open the can of lemonade. I drink the bitter sweet beverage and let out sigh once I'm done. All of a sudden everyone is laugh. I raise an eyebrow.

"That little girl is my older sister. She may be extremely short but she's actually 19 years old. She hates being called anything associated with the word short. So if called her little girl that would explain why she punched you. Don't feel bad for not knowing, everyone who comes here gets punched eventually. That's like initiation around here. You're officially apart of our fucked up little group. Congrats." He says. I smile at him. I glance down at my watch and realize I should be getting home.

"Well guys it's been really fun. I have to get home to help my sisters. I expect you guys at tutoring. See you guys tomorrow." I say as I walk towards the door. They all cheer out goodbyes as I wave at them. I then see Grimmjow walking towards me.

"I'm walking you home, if you put up a fuss, I'm carrying you home. Let's go." I blush a little but walk up to him as he starts to walk.

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The walk home was pleasant. It was quiet but it made me feel all fussy inside as I realized Grimmjow was next to me. I also had taken notice that he had gotten closer to me as he walked me home and that made me smile. When we arrived at my house, we walked to the door.

"Uh, thanks for walking me home and stuff. It was nice. I had fun today too. I guess I should be thanking you for breaking me out of school."

"I know. See, being a bad boy isn't all that bad."

"I guess not. Well, I'll see you tomorrow." I say as I grab the door knob lightly. I then feel a harsh tug on the door knob and that causes me to fall back.

"ICHIGO! I have been waiting for you all day! Daddy has missed you! Come and give Papa some love." I growl and round house kick him in the face.

"Way to fuck up a good day with your shit dad." I say as I walk over his body. Grimmjow stares at my dad and then stares back at me.

"You just uh…" He starts to say.

"Yeah this happens a lot."

"Ichigo, what have I told you about knocking your father around." My mother said.

"It wasn't my fault, he came at me first." She sighs but helps my dad stand on his feet.

"Oh, you have a guest, Ichigo. Where are my manners, why don't you stay for dinner." She says. Grimmjow smiles sheepishly and politely refuses.

"Oh no, I'm fine." I should have warned Grimmjow that you can't refuse my mother so easily.

"I don't' think you heard me, why don't you stay for dinner?" she says as she smiles sweetly at Grimmjow. Oh sure the look sweet but it really meant 'I want to know why you were with my son so you will stay until I have the answers to my questions.' My mother was the nicest lady on this earth but if she doesn't know your intentions with one of her kids, she'll find out for herself. It scared me that Yuzu inherited that attitude as well.

"You boys are filthy. You should go clean up in time for dinner…now."

"Yes ma'am!" Grimmjow and I said simultaneously as we ran in the house.

"Such lovely boys…"

There you have it! I loved this chapter, it was so fun to write. Misaki is still alive only because I feel as though Ichigo should have a mother in this. I hope you all enjoyed this chapter of DTS. They really were delinquents in the chapter XD. Please review. Until next time, Bye-Bye!