A/N - Aha, I would like to dedicate this chapter to UnderworldVampirePrincess. She's really fun to talk to on here, aha. Oh, and she has loads* of embarrassing moments.. Maybe I should tell them what you told me in private messages, Larisa. Haha. Yep, so I'm bored, and decided to write the next chappie. But, this time it's more epic cuz I'm listening to the one of the most epically fucking amazing bands, Within Temptation. If you haven't heard of them, and like rock music shit, you should listen to 'em. I recommend the songs Angels, Frozen, Stand My Ground, What Have You Done, Mother Earth, All I Need, Memories, and Utopia. Ahh, I love them. Anyways, I shall shut up, and present chu with the chapter.
"I dare you to find Aaron and hump him like crazy. Like a dog would hump somebody, though."
In one sentence, Eddie used probably every single cuss word imaginable.
I grinned at him, "Eddie, I am so fucking proud of you for having a mouth worse than a damned sailor!"
He rolled his eyes, and glared at my skinny best friend.
Adrian asked Lissa, "Why did you dare him to hump YOUR ex?"
"How did you know that Aaron and I dated, motherfucker? Are you stalking me?"
"Word gets around and shit," was his strange reply.
"Yeah, I'm sure it does," Lissa huffed. She turned her head, facing Eddie once more. "Aight, do it bitch."
Eddie groaned and stood up. Mia looked hesitant, because she dated Aaron and had really liked that kid. I, however, got up eagerly and snatched the camera off of table, ready to film another video to add to Youtube.
Everybody, except Dimitri who didn't want to risk getting caught again, followed Eddie out of the room. We all walked somewhat slowly to Aaron's dorm. When we reached the door that led to his room, Eddie paused, and looked like he was about to piss his pants. Sighing, Eddie reached out to open the door. I turned the camera on, and started filming. Eddie walked in the dorm room, leaving the door slightly ajar. The sight that befell the group shocked them.
There was Aaron, on his bed, getting whipped by Meredith, one of the Dhampirs of our school. Aaron was moaning loudly, while Meredith rode him wildly. She put the whip away, and started kissing Aaron, while rubbing his dick. Aaron writhed in pleasure beneath her. Aaron was about to bite her neck. However, they soon noticed Eddie standing in the doorway, stoic and obviously shocked.
Meredith snarkily asked, "Why the hell are you here Eddie? We didn't fucking invite you for a damned threesome."
Eddie replied, glaring, "Don't be a fucking bitch, Meredith, or shall I say, blood whore."
She spat, "Don't call me that, Edison!"
"Face it, Meredith, you're a blood whore. Even when we dated on and off two years ago. You would always have sex involving blood with Moroi. And, it sure as fuck wouldn't be my fucking problem when you get pregnant, and have to raise some kid alone!"
Meredith gasped. "How dare you fucking talk to me like that! I can't believe I dated you!"
"Funny, neither can I," He replied.
Aaron finally spoke, "Damn, can one of you make me have an orgasm? I'm kinda... y'know... needy, over here."
Wincing in obvious pain, Eddie walked over to Aaron, and made him stand up. Eddie then wrapped his arms around his torso, and began bucking his hips forward, humping Aaron. Meredith stared at the scene falling before her eyes, and began fingering herself. Aaron screamed in ecstasy, and as he was about to cum any second, Eddie pushed him away from him and on top of Meredith, whose fingers bent in an uncomfortable position.
Aaron screamed, "Eddie, come back! You're probably better at fucking than this whore!"
Eddie did the only sensible thing he could think of. He kicked Aaron in the balls. Hard. He then sprinted out of the room, while screaming, "I'M NOT GAY!"
I shut off the camera, and the group ran after Eddie, laughing.
Back in Lissa's room, we played the video for Dimitri, who seemed uncomfortable with the scene.
Eddie groaned, "Please delete it!"
"Why?" I questioned.
"Because some of that was personal, and that was just plain nasty!"
"So...?"
"Rose, please!" He begged.
Groaning, I deleted the video. But, I sure as hell wasn't happy because of it.
Slightly happier, Eddie asked, "Adrian, truth or dare?"
"Eh... Truth."
Mia pretended to gasp, "Finally, the day Adrian Ivashkov refuses to do some stupid shit!"
He stuck his tongue out at her.
Eddie thought for a minute or two, before speaking, "Your lover has been magically transformed into an animal, and the only way to restore your lover is to mate with them. What's the question? Which animal would cause you the least psychological damage?"
"Uh... I have a question. What the fuck does psychological mean?" Adrian asked.
Eddie rolled his eyes, and said, "Something to do with your mental state."
I stated, "He already lost his fucking mind, Eddie. Mating with a fucking animal would most likely send him over the brink of insanity."
Adrian snapped, "Fucking bitch! Go suck a dick!"
My head whirled to Dimitri, who blushed. I laughed.
Adrian coughed, and answered, "Hm... A dog, I guess."
Eddie nodded, bored with the answer.
"Mia, truth or dare?" Adrian asked the petite girl.
"Truth," she answered immediately.
"Boring," Adrian yelled, "Okay, let's say you lived a normal life and shit. You have a friend over, and your parents say it's fucking fine for them to spend the night. However, the chick's mom says no. What would you have your friend say to convince her?"
"Woah, he can speak multiple sentences!" Mia shrieked.
"Shut up, cunt."
Mia grinned, and answered, "I would have my friend say 'But, Mom! They have weed! Don't you wanna see the fucking rainbows and unicorns, Mother? It's such a blissful feeling and shit!'"
Everybody chuckled, and Mia beamed.
"Rose, truth or dare?"
"Damn, why does everybody ask me!"
"Because we know you won't pussy out of dares," was Mia's cheeky reply.
"True," I said. "Dare."
"Alright, I dare you to call up Ralf Sarcozy, and order him to deliver pizza here, and that if he does, you'll give him twenty bucks."
"Fat-ass," I said, but nonetheless, I picked up Lissa's phone, and called Ralf. I set it to speaker phone as soon as it started dialing.
Grumpily, Ralf answered, "Who the fuck is this and what the hell do you want?"
"Aye, it's Rose. Come and bring us pizza in Lissa's dorm!"
"Why the hell should I do that?"
"I'll give you twenty bucks."
"Damn, Rose. You honestly think I would fall for that? I can get twenty bucks out of my wallet!"
"If you don't do it, motherfucker, I will hunt you down like a creepy stalker and kick your ass!"
"Okay, okay, okay! I'll be there in about ten minutes!" He screamed.
"You better, bitch!" I yelled back, before ending the call.
"Way to be convincing, Rose!" Mia yelled, laughing.
"I know!" I said.
The other people in the group talked aimlessly for awhile, while I thought of a way to make the dare more interesting. And, besides, I didn't want to give the fucking bastard twenty bucks, considering that that was basically all the money I had. Suddenly, an idea popped in my head. I got up and shoved Dimitri in the closet. One reason was because when Ralf got here, I didn't want him wondering why Dimitri was here. The second reason was because I didn't want my Bad-ass Russian getting jealous or something. Next, I told Mia to hide behind something and film it. In a few minutes, somebody knocked on the door, and I jumped up and answered it.
"Here's the fucking pizza, now give me my tip and twenty bucks."
"Instead of a two dollar tip, would you rather have my thong?" I asked, raising a defined eyebrow.
Ralf looked at me, curiously, and nodded furtively. Smirking, I slipped off one of Lissa's thongs that I had put on top of my underwear and handed it to him. His mouth drooled slightly, and he handed me the pizza.
He faked multiple coughs, before asking, "Can I have my money now?"
"Can I get it for free if I give you a handjob?" I rose my eyebrow again, acting all innocent.
Ralf groaned, and started unzipping his jeans. He slid them down to his knees, and was about to slide down his boxers, but I punched him in the face, before slamming the door in his face. Through the door, I screamed at the top of my lungs, "YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!"
Mia jumped up, and saved the video she had filmed. Everybody laughed, and I opened the closet door so Dimitri could come out.
"Do I want to see the video that somebody had probably filmed?" He asked, rolling his eyes.
"Nah. Nothing really interesting had happened except me punching the dumbass and slamming the door in his face." Dimitri chuckled, and I hugged him, and kissed him softly on the cheek.
"Get a room, motherfuckers!" Christian and Adrian screamed, while everybody else in the room laughed.
Hm... So, I think I shall end this chapter there. I hoped you guys enjoyed it. And, I was disappointed by the fact that everybody who had answered the question, didn't say writer. I was kinda hoping that at least one person would say author. But, oh, well, now I know that I won't have any lame competition later on. (; Haha, just kidding. Maybe.
Question - What are your top five favorite writers?
For example, mine are -
1. Christopher Paolini.
2. J.K Rowling.
3. Richelle Mead.
4. Rick Riordan.
5. Ellen Schrieber or P.C & Kristin Cast.
Goodbye people. :P
