"Is he still alive?"

"I gave him some water I guess now all we can do is wait and hope for best."

"Robin..."

"SHH! He's waking up!"

"Are you okay, son?"

"ROBIN-CHWAN!"

"Holy shit, his eyes are glowing!"

"I'M COMING FOR YOU MY SWEEEEEEEEET!"

...

"He kicked a hole through the wall..."

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"It's S! You're both idiots! Zoro readied one of his swords angrily at Luffy, pointing at the object of argument with his free hand.

"I say it's N!" Luffy, near mimicked Zoro's actions, save for readying one of his arms.

"My opinion is important too!" Chopper was trying to assert his authority by changing to his hulking-human form. He wasn't succeeding, as he did so, Luffy and Zoro both shot him a look accompanied by an perfectly unisoned "EH?" that would make the devil shudder. "Eh he, I'll just wait right in this corner."

Zoro snapped his attention back to Luffy who wasn't backing down for one second. "Just think about what you're saying Luffy! We don't have Nami here so I should be in charge of navigation! I say we should head towards the city to find her...'S' FOR CITY!" Zoro pointed once again at the compass on the table, if the compass were sentient it would probably have sighed in exasperation.

"BAAAAAka," Luffy replied sticking out his tongue to further emphasize his point. "You couldn't even find your way out of a bathroom after taking a shit!"

Zoro took a menacing step towards Luffy partially drawing his sword, his eyes white with anger. "WHADYUU SAY?!" Meanwhile Chopper hid just outside of the door frame, afraid of the impending fight.

Luffy picked up the compass and put it right in front of Zoro's face. "We have to find Nami, we left her back at the island. So we have to follow the N. N FOR NAMI!"

"That doesn't even make any sense!"

"S for city doesn't make any sense! City doesn't even start with an S BAKAZORO!"

"Like you know how to spell!"

Chopper stood right outside the door, looking in hesitantly. If things continued like they did, they would most likely not make any progress. The little reindeer thought to himself…What would Nami do?

Chopper watched the two fight before silently saying to himself. "What would Nami do?"

He suddenly went back into his memory, watching all of the times Nami navigating them out of a rough situation….What would Nami do?

"Doesn't 'S' stand for south, you moron?!" Luffy is now shoving the compass into Zoro's face. All the while pointing at it as if it would help make his argument clear.

"Look, who's calling me a moron! 'N' stands for NORTH!"

A few more minutes of argument pass, they both had abandoned sound logic and were now resorting to a push-the-compass-in-each-others-face contest. Until….

A Chopper silhouette had come up behind them with a menacing glare. "SHUT UP YOU TWO IDIOTS!" Chopper dealt out justice with both his hands knocking them both to the ground.

"OI! You wanna go blue-nos….Aa….."

"What the hell are you doi….Aa….."

Zoro and Luffy froze as they looked up at their attacker. A look of confusion plastered all over their faces.

"Ahhh, Honestly…" The reindeer said. He was in his human-form. Only slightly different. Looking up at Chopper, Luffy and Zoro noticed a few differences.

"Listen up you two!" Chopper said, with a slight falsetto to his voice. He proudly donned a ruby red lipstick, he had rolled up his shirt to reveal his midriff and stuffed it with two socks rolled up to form a pair of fake breasts. "I'm this ship's Navigator and I love money!"

Zoro and Luffy looked up with blank faces at "this ship's Navigator." It echoed in their minds. There before them stood Tony Tony Chopper….. in drag. Pronouncing himself to be Nami.

Chopper paced back and forth, the high heels he was wearing clicking on the floor as he did. "If bounty hunter's took Robin-Onee…They must be on their way to collect the bounty." Chopper hovered over the map and compass, and suddenly pointed to his captain. "Luffy! Go and work the helm and don't you dare touch my oranges!" Chopper had one hand on his hip, popping it to one side as he ordered Luffy.

Luffy looked up with glowing eyes, almost shedding a tear at Chopper's spot-on Nami impersonation. "Aye, Chopper-Nami!" Luffy took off to the helm room in a rush leaving Zoro, still in shock.

"And you!" Zoro winced slightly as Chopper walked over to him. His hips swaying as he did. "Go be an idiot, and work the sails or you owe me 1 million beli!"

Without questioning Nami-Chopper's orders, Zoro got up, grumbling. "Shit…I already owe so much….WHY AM I BUYING THIS?!"

"Our next destination is set! We're headed for the next island. A marine base!" Chopper pointed forward, finding time to purse his lips and wink.

"AYE!" Both Luffy and Zoro said in unison. There were now four people on the Going Merry.

Luffy, Zoro, Chopper and the hulking mass of feminine grace….Chopper-Nami appears!

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"Peraperaperapera…peraperaperapera…peraperaperapera….." The Den-den Mushi rang in the small office. The man across from it, give little regard to the creature and was busy writing on a huge stack of papers.

After the man finished writing one of the pages in the garguantuan stack. With the Den-den still ringing, he picked his nose once and his ear twice before finally glancing over at the ringing Den-den Mushi. "Pereperaperaperapera…..peraperaperaperapera….kachi…Hellooo-son?" He said with his ever-persistent and wide smile.

"Captain Geki Sakka, this is Giman."

"Ahhhhh-son…." The marine captain, itched a certain part of his head for a few seconds, after which briefly inspecting his finger. "How are you?"

"I'm fine, it's about another bou…"

"Manners-son, you need to have better common decency-son. It's polite to ask how the asker is doing, as well-son." Geki rubbed his eyebrow, and again, inspected his finger.

"Fine…How are you?" Giman said, a little put off.

"Aahhh-son…" The captain slowly pulled out a toothpick from his drawer and picked his teeth, after which inspecting the toothpick. "I'm doing fine-son. What are you up to-son?"

"I have another bounty ready fo…."

"Manners-son, politeness needs to come first in a world of non-decency-son. It's a courtesy that needs to be observed-son. You should also ask me what I have been up to-son."

"Fine…What have you been up to…"

"Aaahhh…" Geki took less time than he usually does and answered right away. "My stageplay-son…It's near finished-son. Do you want to be cast-son?"

"Don't go dragging people into your non-existent plays! Besides…I don't even know what the play is about. I have another bounty. Name of "Nico-Nico Robin "The Devil Child."

Geki paused for a moment, his voice changing to a slightly more serious tone. "Ahhhh…We will be ready for her-son. Your reward will be in usual regards-son."

The Captain hung up the Den-Den Mushi and smiled even more widely. He took a blank page off the huge stack and began writing. His pen, moving with the utmost of precision and grace. He paused. "AAhhh…" Geki Sakka adjusted his position on the table about 3 times before pausing again and itching his nose. "Calligraphy, after all….is a form of the arts-son..." As he drew the picture of the Robin's wanted poster from memory, the ink began to glow. "I have you in my sights-son."