To the ones who want GrayLu xD


Hello again authors,

Again, these stories keep getting out of control and crazy (for example, me and Gray? Seriously? I would get murdered if a certain someone ever saw me with him). I mean, I see that you clearly write this stuff as if you guys were making a profit out of it, but WHY MUST YOU WRITE THE IMPOSSIBLE!? My life has been scarred ever since I found this website T-T

Some of this stuff is pretty good, but most of it is DOWNRIGHT SCARY. ESPECIALLY THIS. Please, can you not write about me and anybody else that don't seem to belong with me? Some of this 'GrayLu' stuff seems interesting-

*She stops writing when she sees Juvia with a 'I-am-going-to-murder-you' glare*

Aaaaannyywaayyss, have a nice day! Don't get cray cray and write stuff that is an invasion of privacy! Gray and I are just friends, not lovers!

Yours truly,

Lucy Heartfilia

Oi,

Juvia'sbeensteaminglately, andIthinkIknowwhy. I'mjustgoingtosaythisonce, sopleaselisten.

No.

Don'teventrythisshit.

Thesefantasiesofyoursareoverthetop. WealreadyhaveJuviaandLevyforthat, soyeah, don'tneedanymoreofthat. Plus...Lucyandme? Really? That'slikepairingmewithWendy.

GrayFullbuster

*We stayed up several hours trying to translate his letter*

*And we thought Natsu's letter was bad*