"EVRY1!1 GIT OWT!1 I CNT BREETH!11"
Peter, who was annoyed and distressed with the thought of "Mary-ing" a Suethor, vocally jabbed at Maryellen Susannah.
"And we care because�"
"BCUZ I HVE 2 SAIV NORNIA!1 NOW GIT OWT!111"
Lucy made the assumption that she was not welcome in the much-too-small room and left. As soon as she left, Maryellen Susannah's panic/asthma attack ended. Peter grumbled under his breath.
"Imagine living with that."
"Peteykinz, im srry I yelld at u."
"I'm sorry we're being united in Holy Matrimony."
"Lyke, teh LOL!1 Peteykinz, ur soooooo qt!1"
"Huh."
While "Peteykinz" was making malevolent plans to annihilate Maryellen Susannah, everything went black.
"LYKE, TEH WHOO TIRND OWT TEH LITES?/!11"
"YOU IDIOT! DON'T YOU REMEMBER THE PROPHECY YOU JUST HEARD?"
"WUT PROFISY?//!111"
"OH, ASLAN! WE'RE DOOMED! NARNIA IS AT ITS END!"
"LYKE, TEH CHIL PETEYKINZ!111"
"'CHILL'? YOU WANT ME TO 'CHILL' WHEN THE FATE OF NARNIA DEPENDS ON YOU?"
"Yea!11"
"I'LL CHILL WHEN YOU GET YOU BUTT OUT THERE AND SAVE NARNIA!"
"I wil saiv Nornia!1 Aftur I dou my hare, maykup, putt on noo klose, nd eet a lofat ygourht!"
"JUST GRAB A SWORD AND GO!"
"Noooo!11 Silli!1 A sowrd iz nawt imortint!11 But I wil git 1!11"
Maryellen Susannah found it rather hard to apply makeup, find the perfect matching outfit, and eat a snack in the dark. So she set out on her journey on an empty stomach, wearing no makeup, and in the clothes she'd been wearing for the past hour. Her hand was as empty as her stomach and Peter ran after her, sword in his hand, calling.
"MARYELLEN SUSANNAH, YOU IDIOT! YOU FORGOT YOUR SWORD!"
"OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!1111"
Peter groped for Maryellen Susannah's hand, but instead found himself touching something else. Maryellen Susannah giggled.
"Peteykinz tht tiklz!1"
"Just take the sword, Maryellen Susannah. And your first name is too long. I'm getting rather sick of saying it."
"Lyke, teh thx Peteykinz!111"
Peter was then bombarded by kisses almost everywhere (it's hard to see in the dark). Had Maryellen Susannah been wearing her usual bright red lipstick, he would've been a bright cherry red all over. Good thing no lipstick was involved.
Peter found himself saying something he never though he'd say.
