A/N: Try and stop me! I have not fallen into the slump that some humor writers succumb to! I think. Anyway, I give you the newly updated story.
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing!! NOTHING!!!!!!
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"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?" Rikku pleaded.
"I can't hear you, I'm in my happy place!!" Auron shouted back as he swigged his booze.
Everyone walked along in peace. Aeris couldn't help but notice that Auron's happy place either needed to be happier, or had an excess amount of alcohol, for he continued to down his moonshine.
"Can we rest for a while?" Yuna asked.
"But we're almost out!" Rikku whined.
"Wait…… I'm sposed to say something here………..oh yeah. We rest that way!" Auron slurred.
Aeris decided to argue. Auron was drunk, it shouldn't be hard to reason with him. Or it could be harder. She tried anyway.
" I agree with Rikku somehow. We should walk the rest of the way and talk in a safer and quieter place."
"I must say this now." Yuna said.
Aeris started to argue again, but was cut off by "happy" Auron again.
"Hey, I'm like, the only cool guy in this story, so we have to do what the cool guy says. Me!" the merry alcoholic said.
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Tidus woke up to see everyone running towards a crappy airship.
"Wait for me!"
He ran after it as it was taking off, just barely grabbing the rope as it was pulled up. Then something exploded. Tidus turned around quickly, hoping to still see some fire. But he was disappointed. It was a different explosion, the one that created monsters. When he turned back around everyone looked different. Barret was more proportional. Tifa had earrings. Nanaki was bigger, and Cid looked younger. However, Yuffie and Vincent weren't there. Soon there was another explosion and more monsters appeared.
Then everything turned white, like it always did when there was an awkward scene transition.
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"I shall marry Seymour for the good of Spira." Yuna told them.
"Yay!! A wedding!!" Auron and Wakka cheered.
"Um… Yuna? You can do a lot better." Aeris pointed out.
"Don't mess with her. She's privileged." Auron said.
"Why is she privileged?" She asked back.
"'Cause she's getting married!!!" Auron shouted.
"And she is a summoner." Wakka said.
They started to walk out of the Thunder Plains. Kimarhi leaned down next to Aeris and said something she didn't expect to hear from him.
"Kimarhi think Yuna annoying sometimes."
"Huh?" she said.
"Kimarhi explain. When Kimarhi first bring her to Besaid, she be stupid clingy child and tell Kimarhi not to go. Kimarhi start walk anyhow, but she do thing and hold on to Kimarhi's foot. So that how Kimarhi end up on death pilgrimage." He explained.
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"Ding!" Tifa said from the operating room.
"Dong!" Tidus answered from the corner.
"Hey, Tifa, you're awake!" Barret said.
"Where's Rufus?"
"Out fightin' Weapon. He does have guts I guess."
Then a soldier burst into the room. "You're to be executed now." He said.
He led them down various halls.
"I'll catch up later okay?" Tidus said. The soldier nodded and left Tidus alone. However, Tidus just went to the bathroom in the corner instead of escaping.
"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat. Except there is no seat." He said as he went. After finishing up, he ran ahead and joined the party.
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A/N: I just heard that tinkle thing from somewhere. Now, review!
