Remember Edward sr. and Daniel are stuck at seventeen.
Bpov
"Hello Edward, Bella. I truly hope we aren't interrupting anything." said leaning up against the door.
"You aren't." Edward and I quickly replied and I jumped up to go greet them.
"Hi, Uncle Edward." I told and he chuckled, probably at my antics no doubt.
"You two haven't changed a bit!" Mr. Masen exclaimed opening up his arms for a hug from us. Edward (Jr.) and I ran up and quickly gave him a hug.
"So much like your Mother." I heard the other guy whisper. I looked up at him after our group hug broke.
"Oh-sorry, I guess I must have left my manners back in Italy. I'm sorry I have yet to introduce you all yet. Bella, Edward, this is Daniel. Daniel you've heard about Edward and his crazy best-friend Bella." Mr. Masen told Daniel all of us shaking with laughter. I sarcastically pouted, "I'm not crazy!" I told them sternly.
"Sure you aren't, whenever you don't drink energy drinks. Speciffically Red Bull!" Edward said chulckling along with his Dad and Daniel.
"Meh." I said looking down at the ground, rocking my feet back and forth, from heel to toe.
"Meh, is that even a word. Edward my friend is it?" Daniel pondered, laughing at my expression. Edward randomly picked me up bridal style and I screamed.
"SHITAKI-MUSHROOMS HAVE FRIENDS NAMED BOB!" I screamed, and Daniel fell to the ground laughing.
"What-the-heck?" Uncle Edward asked me, I shrugged and Edward swung me over his shoulder.
"Is she always like this?" I heard Daniel ask. I felt Edward shrug under my stomach that was still over his shoulder.
"Only on Red Bull." Edward replied chuckling laying his on my back. "Did she drink Red Bull again, Edward?" I heard Carlisle shout from downstairs.
"NO, I think she's just gone insane this time." Edward shouted back. "OKAY!" Carlisle shouted back clearly relieved.
"Bad things happen when she has Red Bull, I'm guessing?" Daniel asked, as I lightly playfully kicked Edward.
We all nodded at what Daniel said, even me. They quickly made note of that. Edward lifted me off his shoulder and put me back down on the ground.
"Even she knows what happens when you mix her and Caffeine!" Mr. Masen exclaimed, biting back a fit of laughter.
"So, Bella where's Charlie?" asked me, trying to small talk.
"Oh, Dad's off in Dallas. Police convention." I told him, Daniel suddenly looked enraged when I called Charlie Dad.
"Calm down Daniel, she doesn't know!" Uncle Edward whispered to him.
"Dad!" Daniel glumly scoffed, sinking to the ground. I looked to Uncle Edward for advice and hee shrugged.
"Yes Dad! I've never actually met my father so Charlie, , and Carlisle for the most part are like fathers." I told Daniel, looking at him. His fists were clenched and he looked ready to kill.
"What if I told you, you've actually met your father?" Daniel asked after a couple seconds of us randomly standing here in silence.
"B.S." I said slightly shrugging leaning into Edward's side and he wrapped his arms around my shoulders.
"What would you do if I said your father was on this continenet, in this country, in this state, in this town, maybe in the rage of a mile! What would you do?" Daniel asked me, looking at my face not quite meeting my eyes though.
"I'd search that mile and come tell you, you're wrong and prove it." I replied standing up straighter so I was at my full height of 5'4.
"In this house?" He replied. "Same answer." I replied, looking at him.
"In this room even." I looked up at Uncle Edward, my mouth dropping and I forced Edward's arm off my shoulder. He gave me an odd look and I mouthed 'incest'. He broke out in laughter.
"You think We're related!" Edward said falling backwards on the bed. I looked to Uncle Edward and he firmly shook his head and cocked it to the side in Daniel's general direction. Oh...
"Oh." I whispered, I'm so stupid!
"YAY!" I said running and I jumped onto the bed next to Edward and kissed him on the lips for about 5 seconds.
"I don't think normal parents would want to see this!" I heard Daniel hint, to us as we kissed.
"I think she's just happy she didn't have Edward for a brother." Mr. Masen said winking at us, before plopping on the floor next to Daniel.
"Soooooooooooooooo.... Happy!" I corrected him sitting up and Edward followed in suit. They all laughed at my stupidity.
"How could you possibly think we were related?!" Edward asked me picking me up and setting me in his lap.
"He said in this room!" I said shuddering at the memory, everyone broke out into laughter, even Daniel.
"You should've pushed Uncle Edward and Ed's out of the room!" I told him, letting out an awkard laugh.
"Bella." They all sighed, I knew what was coming.
"Meh!" I told them all and I walked downstairs to find Red bull...
EMPOV (Emmett)
"CARLISLE!" I chimed as I saw Bella approach the fridge. I may not be an Alice, but I had a feeling she was getting Red Bull with Charlie and Carlisle had strictly banned her from it.
"Yes." He shouted.
"Bella's getting a Red Bull!" I said in a sing-song-tattle-tale-voice.
"ISABELLA MARIE CULLEN!" Carlisle yelled running to Bella and taking the red bull from her. She frowned, Carlisle smiled probably happy he didn't have to have a repeat of the last time Bella got into the red bull stash.
"I wonder what would happen if we got you drunk?" I asked Bella after Carlisle left the room.
"It'd probably be about ten times worse. And if Jasper was around he'd be drunk too, remember last time..." Bella trailed off knowing we weren't allowed to talk about what happened when Alice and I gave her and Edward Red bulls.
Bella walked out the room clearly bored.
An evil idea popped into my head then. And my evil minion appeared before me a couple minutes later, eager to assist me. (Alice.)
"How shall we start?" Alice asked me, sitting next to me.
"First lets block our thoughts, then we continue on with our evil plan." I said, before we started our evil plan. It would only be a matter of time before we put this plan into action... Only a matter of time...
