*glomps every reader and review* I'M SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATTING! D: I didn't even write this, it was ShinigamiMaster who did most of it *though I could have wrote it so...yeah! :P*. So this is his work with my additions and altercations. :P Don't worry, we shall be returning to da funny!

PS: The 'relationship' of myself and ShingamiMaster is not real, as stated. He basically said it would get more reviewers and asked me not to change it. But, sorry Shin... I'MMA CHANGIN' IT.

(~)

Mel: Hey, we're back! And guess who's here!

SM: ME! *whisper to audience: You see, we're doing a kind of skip into the future kkind of thing, like with the New Captain Shuuske Amagai Arc in Bleach*

Mel: So here we go, starting with Shin's!

SM: Ok, here we go. My T/Ds. Giggity Giggity Goo!

Random: Giggity, wha?

SM: Ive got a case of the Quagmire.

Sora: Take Kairi in a date to the Mr. Smoothie in Bellville, as in Ben 10: Ultimate Alien. Use the PhAcc. And If they ask who you are, say you're friends of White Lightning.

Riku: Take Yuffie on a date to...whereever Mel chooses.

Roxas: Take Axel on a date to...GOTCHA! NAMINE! Take Namine to The Three Broomsticks. Bring SM back a Butterbeer.

Ansem The Wise: If you won't admit to being Count Dooku, then admit to being Christopher Lee

Mansex: YOU EPIC FAIL AT RICKROLLING THE GAME! Real SM Shoop-da-Whoop you, and Falcon Punch you. Then you asplode 10...Thousand...and one times

Saix: You r evil, but you get my respect. You can no longer be transformed into "Saix-Puppy"

Xaldin, Vexen, and Lexaus: You fight John-117 AKA The Master Chief, Thel 'Vadam AKA The Arbiter ,and Sgt. Maj. Avery J Johnson. Prepare to be PWNED!

Xigbar: Your guns look alot like the Needlers from Halo. Switch out your guns for them, and start practicing for a battle.

Book: I just realized. YOU KILLED CHRIS JERICHO! Y2J of WWE! I have Bleach characters come to obliterate youy over and over. BTW, they're all gonna be invincible.

And Breaking Benjamin visits, and sings "Blow me away" At the end. And i send Naruto OC, Hiero Yamamoto to the Jump universe with KK! Enjoy.

Sora: Ok! *use PhAcc to go to Ben 10 Universe*

Riku: You wanna go?

Yuffie: Depends on what you mean. *giggles*

Riku: Wait, what... *gets it, and turns red*

Mel: Go anywhere Yuffie would like.

Yuffie: Sure! *drags a still-red Riku out.

Roxas: Shall we? *holds out his hand*

Namine: *takes the hand, blushing*

SM: STAY INCONSPICUOUS!

*They go through*

Ansem: DAMMIT!

SM: What?

Ansem: Nothing.

Melanie: Dude. Just admit your CHRISTOPHER *BEEPING* LEE. He's epic!

Ansem: NEVA!

Mansex: Wait, what?

SM: IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR! *does Shoop Da Whoop on Mansex*

Mansex: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

SM: Behind you. *appears behind him*

*Mansex whirls around*

SM: FALCON PAAAAAWWWWWNNNNCCCHHH! *Falcon Punches Mansex*

Mansex: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

SM: *sounds like Cpt. Falcon* YES!

*Mansex asplodes Ten Thousand and One Times*

Mansex *on floor, charred* ...Oooooooow...

Everyone: *thumbs up* Nice form.

SM: *bows*

Saix: Thanks. *realizes he's still 5 years old* HEY!

SM: Oh, I must've forgotten about that. *snaps his fingers "accidentally" * Whoops.

Saix: *back to normal, rushes and hugs SM* THANK YOU SO MUCH!

SM: Hey, no worries.

Axel: *cough Shinaix cough*

Both: *death glare and beat the crap out of firecrotch*

Axel: Oww...

Xaldin, Lexaus, and Vexen: ...Wait, who?

*Chief, Arbiter, and Johnson appear with weapons*

Chief: Shall we?

Arbiter: It wold be an honor to fight by your side again, Spartan.

Johnson: Let's kick **! *pulls out a Spartan Lazer*

Xaldin, Lexaus, and Vexen: *share a look, then face opponents and pull out weapons* DIIIIIEE!

*an epic battle ensues*

Xigbar: No way, dude. Freeshooter and I go way back. Not switching. :P

Larxene: ...Did he just ':P'.

Marluxia: He did.

Everyone: *GASP* HOLY CRAP IT'S ALIVE!

Marluxia: -_-'

Melanie: While the battle goes on, let's see the dates!

Zack: I didn't know someone's neck could stretch that far...

Leon: It doesn't.

SM: That's the badassiness of the Chief. Shall we?

(Sora and Kairi's Date)

Sora and Kairi: *bth awkwardly sipping their smoothies*

Sora: So...

Kairi: So...

Sora: Er, what's your favorite color?

Kairi: ...Sora, my favorite color has been purple since we've met.

Sora: Shoot, you're right!

Kairi: ...Nervous?

Sora: ...Yeah...I mean, I've liked you for awhile, and-

Kairi: *kisses on cheek* So have I.

Sora: *face turns read, but smiles as they both sip their smoothies and enjoy each others company*

*Tape End*

SM: That's love.

Mel: You got that right. :)

SM: NEXT!

(Roxas and Namine's Date)

Roxas and Namine: *watching from other table and Namine drawing the scene*

Roxas: Why do you always like to draw, Namine?

Namine: Well... it's just a thing I've always been able to do. Some people call me a witch because of what my drawings sometime represent the future and can control people's destinies-

Roxas: Your not a witch.

Namine: ...I'm not?

Roxas: Your more like... an angel, I think.

(...*dying of diabetes here*)

Namine: *blushes* Thank you, Roxas.

Roxas: Any time. :)

*they hold hands under the table*

*Tape End*

Melanie: And last but not least...

(Riku and Yuffie's Date)

Yuffie: Whooooohoooo! *skydiving*

Riku: Could you have picked anything less... EXTREME?

Yuffie: Just grab my hand and watch!

Riku: *Wary, but does what she's asks*

Yuffie: Here we go!

*they start doing movements in the air, almost like their underwater*

Riku: This is actually... pretty cool.

Yuffie: told ya! Now...where's your parachute?

Riku: ...I thought you had the parachute.

Yuffie: ...Uh-oh.

*Tape End*

Kaman: Don't worry, they both survived.

SM: Now let's check on the battle between- *looks behind him to see, eyes the size of dinner plates* -Oh My Gammit.

Melanie: Jeebus Kraft and Cheese.

Chief: We done here?

SM: ...I'm shocked that they didn't cause you any trouble.

Johnson: It'll take a lot more than a few PS2 video game freaks to take out Sergeant A. J. Johnson. Or Chief and the Arbiter.

SM: Al..right... See you on Halo. *snaps his fingers, they disappear*

Shun: Next are from NexarkXII!

Nexark: Hi ppl!

(jumps into the room and hugs Xigbar and Braig)

Nexark: You guys are awesome I LOVE YOU! Oh btw my name is Nexark.

Braig: we haz another fangirl :D

Xigbar: Yes we do! :D

Nexark: Hey Vexen since you love experiments I dare you to let Mansex preform any experiment he wants on you!

Vexen: WHAT!

Nexark: Deal with it turkey boy! Marluxia I have your dairy!

Marluxia: No way... you didn't read it did you?

Nexark: YEP! Also it's not that big of a surprise your human self was a girl and one of Vexens experiments turned you into a guy! I dare you to preform the same experiment on Vexen and turn him into a girl!

(looks at sora with an evil grin)

Sora: Wh... what?

Nexark: I dare you to let me decapitate you for killing Xiggy in the castle that never was!

ps: I love this fanfic awesome job! :D

Mansex: I don't do "experiments".

Vexen: Whew.

Sora: *gets an idea* EAT THIS!

*jumps in the air as he is about to get decapitated. Sword hits him in the crotch, and Nexark is vaporized*

Sora: Thanx for that, SM.

Organization XIII: Awwwhhh, we wanted to see him decapitated...

Everyone else: ...*stare*

Orgy XIII: ...What?

SM: These are from...Book has PIE? Oh, Book! *checks his [DEATHS List]* Yup, he's there.

Ansem: Of course he is, he's on everyone's for changing us into animals that time...

7: ...Is he dead?

Mike: Melanie is going to kill you.

7: But Sara was the one who did the surgery!

Sara: ...

Mike: She doesn't know any better.

7: Yeah, but your her older broth-

Roxas: Huh, what happened?

7: ...ZOMBIE!

Sara: *Hits 7 on the back of his head with her Keyblade*

Mike: Don't be ridiculous...I'll fly him back. *Throws Roxas into a black gummi-ship and begins flying back*

7: He really is the opposite of Sora when it comes to flying a gummi-ship... He'll get him back right at the begining of the net chapter.

T/D from... Sara again?

Random: *Gives her twenty more passes of not being paired with other people*

Melanie: *Gives her a treasure map to blackmail island*

Riku: *Is beaten up*

Mansex: *Is beaten up*

Goofy: *Is beaten up*

Donald: *Is roasting over a fire*

Cloud: *Is beaten up*

Leon: *Is beaten up*

Axel: *Is beaten up*

Kairi: *Is given a flower*

Namine: *Is given a flower*

Zexion: *Is beaten up*

Ienzo: *Pats him on the head*

Xigbar: *Is beaten up*

Xion: *Is given a flower*

T/D over.

7: Wow... That was random.

?: You can say that again. *A small girl of about 4 walks in, wearing a Nobody outfit*

7: ...Xaras? Why are you hell are you doing here?

Mike: *Still flying Roxas back* ...Whoa, alot of ** is going on.

Roxas: *Sees stuff on monitor* Can we hurry, I need to get back.

Mike: Hold your horses, I'm flying as fast as I can without causing us to crash.

Roxas: But-

Mike: Wait a second...Why am I in charge of this review, whats going on with 7... I've got a bad feeling about this.

*later*

Mike: Turn that off, I'm tired of watching paeople make-out, and it really isn't helping since we're under attack.

*Outside, a bunch of Heartless, Nobodies, and Unverse have landed on the ship and are trying to tear it apart*

Roxas: *Is freaking out* What the hell is happening.

Mike: I don't know... of **, their going in for another attack! Prepare for evasive action.

*Explosions are heard in the background, then only the sound of the ship falling is heard*

Roxas: We're gonna crash!

Mike: Prepare for impact!

*Crash*

Random: Thanks.

Melanie: *gets Daaaark thoughts* Mwhahahahaha...ha. :D

*Riku, Mansex, Goofy, Cloud, Leon, Axel, Zexion, and Xigbar are all groaning in a pile*

Donald: *Looks around* Huh?

SM: I denied that one.

Random and Axel: *lower eating utensils and sigh*

Mel: Moving on, these are from KK!

KK: *tinkering with something*

Kane: What's that?

KK: This is my newest ray gun!

Kane: What's it do?

KK: Basically, if the person blasted with this is nice, they become mean. If they're mean, they become nice.

Kane: An Emotion Ray?

KK: Exactly! Now let's get on with the T&D.

Larxene - *blasts with Emotion Ray and turns nice*

Demyx - Now you can go on a date with Larxene.

Mansex - Take Puppy Saix to the vet again to get fixed.

Kairi - What would you name yours and Sora's kid?

Naminé - What would you name yours and Roxas' kid?

Tifa - What would you name yours and Cloud's kid?

Aqua - What would you name yours and Zack's kid?

KK: That should do for now.

Kane: ...Things won't turn out well, I can already see it.

KK: Speaking of which, let's see how Koichi and Random are doing on their date.

*turns on the screen to see Koichi and Random making out in a movie theatre, ignoring the movie*

Kane: 0.0

KK: 0.0

Kane: ...Damn!

KK: Oh, this can't be good

Kane: Mitsu and Kaman are going to kill someone, namely Koichi.

KK: Koichi's lecherousness has risen to a new level, I will say that.

Kane: Ja ne.

Larxene: * grabbing Demyx's arm* So, are we going or what, cutie?

Shun: *jaw on floor* IT WORKED!

SM: Un. Be. Lievable.

Demyx:W-wait-.

*Larxene drags him out*

SM: I have a bad feeling.

Random: Why?

SM: *smirks* That it's only temporary.

Mel: Uh-oh.

Mansex: Oh, great. Not again.

SM: Actually, the Vet is closed. *hides vet's uncounsious body in a closet*

Olette: Orly?

SM: Ya, rly. :P

Kairi: Hmmm... maybe Tsunami or Amaya...

Namine: Roxanne, Raito, or Nadine.

Tifa:

Aqua:

Kaman: *looking from Random, to video screen* How is this possible?

*Random and SM are snickering*

Mel: ...What did you do?

SM: I made her a clone for Koichi's date. He didn't say WHICH Random, did he?

Kaman: Now all Koichi needs to worry about is that Mitsu girl.

SM: Ok, now Demyx and Larxene's Date

(Demyx and Larxene's Date)

Larxene: So, wanna go see a movie~?

Demyx: *still kinda brain dead* Uh...sure...

*They go see a movie*

*after movie ends, Larxene still looks happy, while Demyx looks amazed*

Larxene: That was really fun! What about for you?

Demyx: That was... great. *shocked*

Larxene: *pouts* You though it wouldn't be?

Demyx: N-no, it's just... I've never seen this side of you before,

Larxene: And...?

Demyx: And... I like it a lot.

*Their lips met. They kiss. Then, Larxene opens her eyes, gets an angry look on her face, and punches him away*

Demyx: What the...!

Larxene: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Demyx: I-i-it was KK. He b-blasted you with something that made you all nice, and... *gets up and runs like h-e-double hockysticks* RUN, RUN AWAY!

Larxene: COME BACK HEEERE!

*Tape End*

SM: I so totally KNEW IT! Pay up!

*Everyone but the Orgy pays up*

Riku and Yuffie: *Walk back in from date, looking surprisingly un-smooshed*

Hayner: How the he-

Melanie: A-HEM!

Hayner: -eck, did you guys survive that?

Yuffie and Riku: *both shrug*

Riku: Let's just say a huge mass of water broke our fall. *both smile*

Everyone: O...kay...

Random: These next set of dare's are from a new reviewer (I think)... organization13girl!

This awesome! Ok I am going to try not to embaress you guys.

Xemnas:I dare you to make me a member of the organization see,I wish to gain back my heart and hang out with you guys.

Xigbar:Let's hang upside down for like 2 hours!*portals t cieling*it's easy!Or are you scared?

Xaldin:Go capture not needed here.

Vexen:One of the more sane I help with an experiment?

Lexaeus:You are so quiet and that's what makes you awesome.

Zexion:You are my favorite member to say this I am not a fangirl because they are the bad kind f evil that everybody I battle you?

Saix:Your not a dog,a wolf,or a werewolf.I respect you and the superior.

Axel:I really like you would be good friends.

Demyx:Would you hang out with me?

Luxord:I can beat you at poker mate.*good imitation of british accent*Your such a gentleman.

Marluxia:Your not gay for .'s game Marly?*summons keyblade*

Larxene:You are awesome.

Roxas:Do you mind bring the nobodyof a guy the organization has "issues" with?

Oh and Xemnas I can summon all of your puffs,icecream,and cookies for all

Xemnas: I thank you for using my correct name. :D However, I am unable to accept more people into our organization at the moment because of the last one...*grumbling*

Xigbar: Sweet! *does just that* I like this girl! :D

Xaldin: ...Should I be offended?

Random: Yeah. But it's okay.

Xaldin: ...Harsh.

Zexion: Of course I'm your favorite member. But thank you. *sardonic smirk*

Mel: *feels woozy* Woah...

SM and Rand: *fan her*

Saix: *tears in eyes* I FINALLY HAVE RESPECT! PRAISE THE MOON!

Axel: You aren't helping the whole 'not a werewolf' debate here... and just as long as you like to brun stuff, yer A-ok with me. *smirks*

Melanie: *close to fainting*

Random: *uses a giant fan to fan her*

Demyx: Sure-OW! *face still hurts from punch*

Luxord: Sure about that, love? *smirks*

Marluxia: Duh. *summons Black Dahlia*

Sora: ...*face pales*

Random: You should start running.

Sora: *does just that while they chase after him*

Larxene: Glad to know someone knows that. ;)

Roxas: ...*emo corner*

Mel: Zex, I thought I told you to get rid of that! D:

Zexion: *reading about suicide* *shrugs*

Xemnas: Wha-

Everyone: Yaaaaaayyy~ *at treats*

Random: And last but certainly not least...

Mel: SIN OF DRAGONS~

Reno: I can't believe people can't see my awesomeness!

Zax: What awesomeness? Your a useless character who dies because no one wants to see him anymore.

Reno: Tru-HEY!

Zax: Since I'm not sure who we're sending these dares in for...let's just go in with the regular group.

T/D BY ZAX!

Kairi: Go out with someone.

Axel: Watch out, Kage and Laharl are comign to beat you up sometime this chapter. Or, kill you. However they feel today.

Melanie: Hmmm...You must...Poke SEPHIROTH!

(Reno: I thought he was dead!

Zax: Have you ever seen the games! He comes back like...three times! He can surely come back more!)

Marluxia: ...Wimp...go do something manly.

Whoever the smartest is: Perhaps, you can tutor Satoshi.

Demyx: You, I don't hate. So you get a get out of a dare for a day free gift card. You can use it to purchase a get out of dare for a day pass from...well, I'll let you try to figure it out.

Larxene: Go jump into a small glass of water from a cliff.

Riku: ...A get out of dare free for a day pass for you. Same as Demyx.

Olette: ...Your...I have nothing to say to you.

Pence: ...Same.

Hayner: Go into the struggle competition against me.

Namine: Hmmm...Help Sato get some revenge against Axel.

Sato: Get revenge against Axel for whatever you see fit.

Melanie: Go watch Barny and some other kid shows for five whole hours.

Xaldin: Show your moves!

Saix: ...Return to your agegroup.

Xenmas: You...Suck...As...A...VILLIAN! Sephiroth will take over as main villian for Kingdom Hearts instead of you!

Terra: Guess what. I'm coming for you for fighting MY friend. *Cracks knuckles*

Aqua: ...Just ignore the guy.

T/D Ovah!

Zax: Hmmm...now...which sword to use to kick Terra's ass with?

Reno: Wheren't you kidding? And how AM I A USELESS CHARACTER!

Zax: Simple, Rude is cooler then you.

Kairi: I already went out with Sora today. :P

Axel: ...WAT!

Melanie: *Shrugs* Okay.

Everyone: *LE GASP!*

Melanie: *pokes Sephiroth... IN THE FACE!*

Sephiroth: *One-winged Angel Theme begins to play*

Melanie: *Hibari from Katekyo Hitman Reborn!'s theme plays*

*EPIC BATTLE LATER*

Sephiroth: *face... IN THE DIRT!*

Melanie: *petting Hibird* :D

Everyone: ...*mentally scarred*

Marluxia: ...This manly enough? *shows Sora's decapitated head*

Everyone: *Screams*

Melanie: YOU KILLED SORA!

Marluxia: HE DESERVED IT! NOBODY CALLS ME A GIRL! NOBODY!

Random: *bonks Marluxia upside the head with her keyblade, knocking him out* Let's just continue.

Zexion: ...I don't want to. *goes back to reading*

Sato: -_-'''

Demyx and Riku: Sweeetttt. :D

Larxene: *flips the bird*

Olette and Pence: D:

Hayner: Your on! I'll kick yer as-

SM: A-HERM!

HAyner: -artichokes!

Sato: *Axel gets tied up while he beats the crap out of him, while Namine draws entire scene so she can sell the thing on ebay*

Melanie: Yeah-no. I refuse. :P Put a straw in it a SUCK!

*Wakka appears to say 'word' magically and disappears*

Random: ...We better not get sued for that.

Xaldin: *Shows epic wind moves that are epic and... yeah*

Saix: I did. :D

Xemnas: WEll, you know what! I WISH THAT TOO! That way I would't have to deal with some idiotic Keyblade Bearer and be the so called leader of a blasted organization! *stomps out*

Random: ...What crawled up his butt an died?

Terra: Bring it.

Aqua: *Ignoring* :D

Mel: I guess that's it!

SM: No it AIN'T!

*A stage appears with Breaking Benjamin on it, with instruments*

Benjamin Burnley: Which song were we singin' again?

SM: Blow Me Away. But that aint all. *snaps his fingers, they all go into an open plains, surrounded by hordes of Heartless, Nobodies, and Unversed.

Mel: Uhhhhh...Why?

SM: It's a battle song, so we fight. *pulls out twin katanas and charges them with lightning*

Mel: You are crazy. *smirks*

SM: *smirks back* Thank you.

*Everyone exchanges looks, gets a smile, then get their weapons.*

SM: HIT IT, GUYS!

[Verse 1:]

They fall in line

One at a time

Ready to play

(I can't see them anyway)

No time to lose

We've got to move

Steady the hand

(I am losing site again)

[Bridge:]

Fire your guns

It's time to roll

Blow me away

(I will stay, unless I may)

After the fall

We'll shake it off

Show me the way

[Chorus:]

Only the strongest will survive

Lead me to heaven, when we die

I am the shadow on the wall

I'll be the one to save us all

[Verse 2:]

There's nothing left

So save your breath

Lying awake

(Caught inside this tidal wave)

Your cover's blown

Nowhere to go

Holding your fate

(Only I will walk away)

[Bridge:]

Fire your guns

It's time to roll

Blow me away

(I will stay, unless I may)

After the fall

We'll shake it off

Show me the way

[Chorus:]

Only the strongest will survive

Lead me to heaven, when we die

I am the shadow on the wall

I'll be the one to save us all

Wanted it back

(Don't fight me now)

Axel: *Is running away from Laharl and Kage in the distance while everyone else does an awesome finish and pose*

Hope you enjoyed! If your review wasn't included it shall be next chapter, don't worry! Now if ya read...REVIEW OR PM! :D