I finaly figured out where I wanted this story to go.

Texas. ;)

Enjoy.


"Your going to America", are not the first words you want to hear on a Monday morning.

Unfortunately, these weren't the first words Valkyrie herd the Monday morning after she had a visit from her possessed best friend. The first words she herd were, "Your going to America to build diplomatic relationships, because I'm too chicken to do it myself."

Well, maby not that last bit.

Valkyrie stared at Skulduggery, waiting for the punch line. None came. "Your serious, aren't you?"

"Unfortinitly, yes."

"But I don't know how to build diplomatic relationships."

"Now is a splendid time to learn."

"But I would be terrible at it!"

"That is why you need practice. You can't always hit people to make things go your way"

"But the Americans are unofficially threatening us!"

"And your going to unafishily threten them back."

"But I don't want to go!" She wined.

"Ok, now your just being childish." Skulduggery said, a smile in his voice. His facade was up, with brown hair and two green eyes, one of which was on his forehead. Valkyrie saw a woman in the next car over stuck at a traffic light, staring at Skulduggery through the windshield with her mouth open.

She sighed and shook her head. Skulduggery put the Bentley into gear and sped off, leaving the baffled woman behind.

"What do we need to build diplamatic relationships for? Everyone loves us!"

"No, they don't."

"Ok, that was a little exaggerated. . . ."

"A little?"

"Shut up. But that doesn't mean I have to go! Don't the Elders do stuff like that?" Valkyrie asked, a plead creeping into her voice.

"Well, actually we have a minister of forien affairs for stuff like that. . . ."

"Then what do I need to go for?"

"Its always good to try new things."

"Sense when?"

"Sense your going."

"I hate you."

"I know."


Yes, this is going to be one of those stories that happens in a lot of little chapters that takes forever to get to the point of the story.

Don't blame me, I don't have the time to do a long drawn out chapter with a lot of little details. I have Spanish to do.

Does anyone speak Spanish?

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