It was early dawn on planet Manky. Manky had established himself as the cool new god to his dumb peasant subjects that manky had no emotional connection to whatsoever, and this made him glad. But inside, in his intestines, he knew that he was not satisfied, and he never would be.

"Ugh, Stupid intestines making me feel like an inferior god despite the contrary being the only truth available." said Manky, scolding his depressive intestines.

"Hey man, it's not my fault I act like I'm too good for anybody." said Manky's intestines, ambivalently.

"Quiet you, or I may need to punish you like I did my sassy colon last week." spoke manky with definitive justice.

"Like whatever, it's not like life matters at all or anything." said the intestines, and despite Manky know that this was the truth, as Manky ascended both life and death, He needed to show his wriggly, inner-body subject just who was the top dog (or mice) around here.

"That's enough from you mister!" said Manky, reaching into his own body and pulling out the grotesque, slimy organs from his body. This caused not discomfort to Manky as he was already too good for organs in his own body.

Next he began slapping his intestines around like a puny worm or snake as his intestines began crying tears of blood and bodily waste. Of course it would secrete waste because Manky felt it was a waste of his time, a concept Manky didn't know in his divine wisdom.

Manky tossed his intestines to and fro around the room like gory party streamers. He hung them around the walls of his room as some sort of macabre decoration. Manky gazed at the work he had done and was glad.

"There! Next time learn how to be more happy with yourself." scolded Manky as he left the room, leaving the intestines to hang there like a sad sack of guilt and filth.

"Dang it." said the intestines, but in a more positive and optimistic way as not to anger his mice overlord.

Manky felt satisfied to drop some hard justice on some fools, and went to the kitchen to make himself a celebratory sandwich. In his kitchen he had every one of his foods on one table. He looked at each one carefully for a single nanosecond and 4 seconds later he made up his mind.

An egg white and pickled peanut butter sandwich on 3 month old pumpernickel bread, with a side of garlic flavoured iced cream would make the perfect snack for such a perfect mice. His tummy grumbled in anticipation.

"Oh yeah? you think you can boss me around? Don't you remember what happened to old Mr. Intestines?" said Manky, warding off his expressive stomach. Manky hated expression if it wasn't his own.

"Sorry Manky, my god. As your humble slave I wish not to offend you." said the humble stomach to his Micey god.

Now Manky made his next move after quelling this bodily pseudo-rebellion. He grabbed his oversized plate and move into the living room. He prepared his extra juicy and ripened buttocks for doing the couch sitting. As he placed himself down, he felt a soft entity under him, not of couch but of flesh, human flesh.

It was Craig, Manky's servant and wife. Not wife in a romantic way, but a subservient and slave like form that Manky used to justify his superior behaviour. It's not like Manky was misogynist or anything however, he just liked to bully and hate on everyone who was not as cool as him.

"Hey, Craig, can't you see I am trying to sit here?" said Manky

"I can't see at all." said Craig, who could truly not see as his face was lost inside Manky's deep and well groomed mice fur.

"Well, see this!" said Manky as he transformed Craig into a separate pair of intestine that he proceeded to hang all around the living room. Manky liked the look of streamer like intestines after what he did to old Mr. Intestines in the back room. Now Manky was in the mood for some relaxing and fun living.

He grabbed the remote and began watching the old tube. His favourite show was on called "The Manky Fun Hour", which was technically a lie as it played for 24 hours straight, but Manky didn't mind as he couldn't tell the difference.

As Manky watched the TV, he was recognizing the scenes that played before him. He felt like he had seen this before. The TV showed Manky sitting on his couch, watching a television of some kind.

At this moment, Manky turned around and notice that a camera was pointing at him the whole time. Upon realizing this, and without any words, he vaporized the camera and the camera man in one fel swing of his pointy finger.

"That'll teach you voyeurs to spy on me." said Manky, although in truth he regretted it a little bit as he kind of enjoyed being spied on.

Turning back around he faced disappointment when his program had suddenly ended.

"Dang it! I can't eat with no TV! I guess I'll just save this for later." said Manky, putting his meal in the microwave to store for later.

Manky had grown bored of sitting around in his house doing nothing, so he decided to do an inventive and life changing decision. He left.

Going outside was like a true breath of fresh air for the Mice, as staying in his house for 10 years had grown boring. Manky Mice decided to mingle with some locals, just show off a little and make everyone else a little less body positive.

However, only one person was brave (or stupid) enough to stand in front of the mice, and she was looking right back at him.

Manky had no choice other than his own than to approach this character, and show her who was truly boss. He swagger and moved in an edible fashion in order to intimidate this menace on society.

"Hey, who do you think you are? Only a special elite class have enough right to stare like that at such a god." said Manky, claiming his stake in the war of words.

The girl just breathed heavily, and in somewhat of a matter that would creep out some. Although Manky mice didn't know fear and just assumed she had been running some distance.

"Oh, you been running? Yeah I do some running too, but only at a reasonable pace so I don't loose my breath like you do. You should try it sometime." said Manky smoothly, trying to make himself not seem like a weaker character in comparison.

"Are... you... Manky... M-" said this character before passing out, as she couldn't even handle to pronounce his name before passing out on the floor.

Manky mice was ready to just walk away, but he couldn't resist such an easy target. Despite not looking very strong, she would make a very good servant back at Manky manor. Thus, Manky decided that he would take her back to his place, in order to keep her as a new slave.

He felt a bit icky trying to carry such a being in his arm, so he created a small cage that she would stay in. He began towing along the small caged woman along the crossroads of the galaxy, a small distance in Manky's eyes.

However as he went along, he began to feel a tug. On his ears no less.

"Oh nom not my ears! My only weakness!" exclaimed Manky. His ears were not his weakness, however Manky had grown bored of this trip home and just felt like crash landing on an alien planet. He gravitated towards the nearest planet, and landed in a way the opposite of a crash.

"Dang, wut you tryin to do gurl? I was gonna take u back to my jam pad and give you the hnour of bein my eternal slave, doesn't that sound great to you humans? At least that is what I assume." spake manky to his slave in real time 60 fps

"OMGosh Mankey is speeking to me, I'm so jealous of myself right now~!" said the girl as her nose began to bleed in an anime type fashion.

"Hey what's ur deal anyways? Why you extra worshipping me today anyways, are you apologoizaing for you insecure behaviour back a few minutes ago," said Manky to the half fainted woman

"Uhhhhh, well, it's not like I like you or anything, buuuuuuuut I have been obssessed wioth Manky mice for the last 10 years and I can't believe I am meeting him now~." said the girl while trying not to seem to off putting

"Well I can imagine that anybody would be utterly obsessed with me, so that makes sense." said Manky

"Oh yeah well anyways you should go to my house on a dat- or more like just so you can recharge ur energy or whatever~." said the girl

"Hey, my energy is always at max, so there is no point in recharging. but I guess I'll go to your house, I'm pretty bored to be completely honest." said Manky, and he began to run in some direction

"Manky, you should come this way if you want to come to my house~." said the girl

"Don't tell me where to go woman!" said Manky as he proceeded to run across the entire planet in a clockwise manner before reaching the house in question.

Manky just walked into the entrance wide open for him, but even then he knocked down the door to make a dramatic entrance. Looking across the room, he noticed the girls extensive collection of Mnaky mice memorablilia, and a hip and 90's kind of fashion that basically ripped off his own.

"Oh puh-leese, this 90's fashion is so inferior to the real style of me, what a pathetic attempt." said Manky, before he felt the need to transform the house into a better, more fashionable room, with a cool dresser and mini fridge.

Just as he was standing there he felt a buzzing in his pocket, he pulled out his phone.

"Hey Manky~" texted the girl, who in that moment now knew that her name was Aqua, not that he cared or anything.

Manky didn't know when he got his phone or how Aqua got his number. Manky felt like it was some shoved in plot element that had no rhyme or reason to it, but Manky didn't care because it was sure to lead to some thick and juicy plot that Manky had been sorely missing in his relationship.

Manky saw another message on his phone.

"Take a shower~." said the text message.

Manky decided to take a shower in lieu of the text he had recieved. Before the human eye could process it, Manky had disrobed and made his way into the stranger's bathroom.

Manky open the shower curtain, only to find that somebosy was alredy insdie the shower taking a shower, as you would in a shower.

"EEEEk, you pervert, stop peeping on me, idiot!" said Minky Mice who was there all of a sudden.

"Hey, get out of my shower before I make you" said Manky, pushing Minky Mice out the window that was in the bathroom.

"Hey, you're in the wrong building~!" Manky mice received as a text meessage

"Dang it! So demanding, you know what? I'll make this the correct building." Said Manky, liffing the building underneath him and portaging the house across theplanet to the correct location. Manky didn't know the true location so it took him a few hours to find the right place.

When he set the building down, it replaced and crushed the house that was once there.

"Manky, You destroyyed my house, uguuu~" said Aqua in a whiny tone of voice.

"Whatever, I gave you a better house than what your house probably looked like anyways. Regardless, I'm trying to take a shower, do you mind?" said Manky, attempting to continue his shower.

Manky Mice then proceeded to shower as any god would. He used some righteous lather and shampoo from pantene to make sure his fur was looking like a true mice and not some filthy rat or duck. As manky was washing himself, he could feel omething in the air.

A fresh breeze would help Manky dry off, so he bore it all for the wind that blew through the bathroom. Manky exited the shower like you would imagine Manky would, and put on a fresh apir of shorts before going downstairs.

"Oh Manky, you're back~. Have a good shower~? Get plenty of clean~?"Probed aqua with piercing eyes.

Manky ignored this desperate plea from a such an irrelevant charater in his eyes. Instead he posed a better question as a counter.

"Hey, who are you and why do you even want me here anyways? This plot has got mega-boring since you showed up and I have no reason not to eliminate you to increase my audience retention rates and domestic ad-revenue for this fanfiction!" said Manky in a despicable but necessary manner of speak.

"Omg, Mankey Mince, i am soooo sorry~! I didn't mean to make your plot such a boring event, is there anything I can do~? And I mean anything ;)." said Aqua with the flare of a truly pathetic fangirl.

"Yeah, I'll tell you what you need to know. You need to leave this fanfiction before I banish you from it myself." said Manky, beginning to get heated and flailing his arms about like some sort of epic ninja called Ninky Slice.

"Noooooo~! Please don't let me go, I love you, and don't you crave the love you've been searching for~? What about your love quest~?" pleaded the girl on her weak knees.

"How do you know about my love quest? I didn't even remember until this very momnet." said Manky, as the memories from his past lives flooded into his head in a single moment.

"Duuuuhh, any self respecting fan of the Mank has already read the hit self published fanfiction 'Manky Mice's Love Quest', I mean it's soooo obvious~" Aqua said, flaunting her knowledge about something that had no real world application, as she usually did, like always.

"Oh, so you've read it? I shouldn't be surprised as I've forcibly amde everyone i've met read it at some point or another." said Manky, typing up chapter 12 as we speak.

"regardless, you may ne able to remove me easily, but you're guilty conscience will never alllow you to escape the consequences of it." said Aqua

"Well, I have no guilt since I know everything I do is right and justified. However I'll let you stay, as I've had a change in heart." said Manky, holding his old heart in his hand, because it was giving him some sass that Manky DOES NOT tolerate.

"OmG thaaaaaaannnnnkkkkk yoouuu~~~~." squealed aqua while blood squirted out of her nose like some generic anime character that she was.

"Don't get too excited hun, I stilll need to make some... modifications before you are good enough to chill wit my gang." said Manky, taking aqua by the arm in a gripping and unrelenting way.

"Wait, Mankey, noo, what are u doiing~?!" said Aqua in a confused terrified fear.

Manky would not relent in dragging Aqua down into his secret lab that lied in the middle of the planet. They took his secret elevator that he planted there 10 years ago during second World War 2. It took about 15.83 seconds to make it all the way down, needless to say it was pretty fast, but only because Manky is a fast guy.

Upon arriving in Manky's secret lab, the next thing he did was strap Aqua down strongly to a chair so he could conduct his modifications without any irratable situations and struggling.

Manky pulled out a syringe filled with a secret serum, and injected it into aqua's kneecaps to make sure the needle was extra tough.

"Uwaaaa~!" squelched Aqua as the pain was horifying to such a weak character, both in strength and in will. But as it would turn out, the pain would be more than worth it in the end.

It was not long before the serum started to take it's effect. Aqua began to feel a warm streak through her bloodstream. She began to grow more powerful, from a puny 10-C, to at least a high 8-A (According to versus battles wiki). Next she began to grow miniature mice ears and a small tail. Neither were a beautiful as Manky's but they did the job.

Manky unstrapped his new creation from the operating table and let her get a feel for the new world.

"Mankey, what did you do to meee~?" said the new girl, disorientedly.

"I did only what was necessary and made you into a superior character. Ever since I played a crappy anime game when I was but a small mice, I always wanted to create life. Now that i've mastered genetic engineerring, my dream has become a reality. I genetically modified you so that you'd become my daughter (but not blood related btw). Now come with me and let us continue our love quest Girly Mice!" said Manky

And so, Manky and Girly Mice flew off to to some real work and not sit around and take a shower or something like that. But first, there was something that Manky needed to do. He made a stop at his home to take care of some unfinished business.

Back at home, Manky crashed though his own door, and began to search. It wasn't too long thankfully as Manky was pretty tired after scanning his living room. On the couch was Craig still sleeping there after such a long time. So Manky did what any self respecting mice would do and banished Craig to the 12th dimention where he would remain in stasis. Manky didn't want to kill Craig just in case he was in the mood for some late night guilty pleasure ;)

With any and all hang ups dismissed, Manky continued with his new, not-related-by-blood daughter on his new and reinstated love quest that Manky had been on at some point in the past.

THE END