Coffee

Even though Lance may not look like the person to be overly-attached to something, Steven soon find out, after a year of going out with him, that Lance is a caffeine-addict. The Elite Four of the Kanto region has claimed that this is a common knowledge, however, Steven swore he never thought that Lance could be addicted to something.

"For Lance, no coffee, no work," Karen told him, "You should've been here on that morning when we're all out of coffee. He was, literally, acting like a bitch. It wasn't a wonderful memory, I can tell you that."

"Oh yeah, he did that once," Koga mumbled, "He was yelling about how annoying we all are… And that we all should just die because we can't get him what he wanted. I swear, if he wasn't my superior, I would've cut off his balls and mount it on the wall."

"Koga, that would be creepy," Bruno added, "But you've been living with Lance for a year now, right?" He directed his question to Steven, "You've never seen him going all crazy over a cup of coffee?"

"Nope," Steven replied, "Not even a little bit."

"Well isn't that obvious," Lance suddenly appeared right behind Steven with a cup of steaming hot coffee in his hand, "Who needs coffee when you can have sex? Oh and Koga, I think we need to talk about that balls cutting idea you have…" He said it with such a dark smile that scares the hell out everyone there. "I am really, really interested to know just how you plan on doing it to me." He dropped the last line with the darkest tone possible, before planting a kiss one Steven's forehead and finally leaving.

"… Tell my daughter I love her." Koga hopelessly requested.

"Seriously, tell us… How did you manage to get on his good side?" Karen asked Steven.

Steven shrugged, "I just did… Somehow…"