"Come on Rancis!" Adorabeelze called over her shoulder, looking perfectly at ease with climbing up a massive, snow-covered mountain with crumbling rocks and jagged ravines.
Rancis, however, wasn't as keen.
"ARRGH!" He yelled, as his hand slipped from the icy rock, and he was hanging from a tiny rock ledge with just one hand. Rancis shut his eyes tightly "okay, this is not happening. I'm going to wake up and Vanellope will be fine, everyone will be happy, Vanellope will fall in love with me and my great looks, la de da, we'll grow up, get married, have kids and everyone will be happy."
Rancis opened his eyes slightly to see if he was still about to fall to his death.
And yes, dear reader, he was about to fall to his death.
"EEEEEERRRRRRGGGGAAAAAAHHHHH!" Rancis screamed, his voice shattering his pocket mirror. "HELP HELP! OH FOR MOTHER OF FUDGE SAKE, HEEEELLLLPPPPP MMEEEEE-" Rancis was silenced as a hand suddenly yanked him up, and he collapsed, shivering, onto the ledge that he was previously hanging from moments before. "Thanks...Adora..." Rancis panted, and the snow-loving racer rolled her eyes at him "hey, I had to save your butt or you would of burst my ear drums" She stated, rolling her eyes teasingly.
Rancis grinned sheepishly, "heh, yeah, sorry about that"
Adorabeezle shrugged, "Hey, good news is that we only have to climb another 290 metres!" She told Rancis, and his shoulders slumped mireseblely "yay..." He sighed, "Another 3 hours of us getting brusied by falling rocks, getting frostbite in our fingers, and nearly getting killed." "No, not 'us'" Adorabeezle corrected him, "it's 'you'. I'm nt the one whose complained for about the whole...oh, I don't know...whole trip, maybe?"
Rancis grimaced. "Well, instead of climbing dangerous mountains where I could snap my neck, I prefer to do other things like-" "-trying to pluck up the courage to ask Vanellope out?" Adorabeelze cut in with a sly smirk.
Rancis turned red and Adorabeelze grinned, "I rest my case" She stated, before turning and starting to climb the mountain again. She paused to look back at Rancis, "you coming cupcake?"
-Later-
"Arrrgh! I can't do this any more!" Rancis wailed, "how long have we been climbing for?!"
Adorabeezle looked down at Rancis, disbelief etched over her face "dude, we've only been climbing for 7 minutes..."
Rancis stared at her in horror, before banging his head loudly on the rock.
-1 painful hour late-
"Ow! My bum! Ow! My hands! Ow! My legs! Ow! My legs! Ow-"
Adorabeelze gritted her teeth, and was about to reach up and grab a rock to throw down at Rancis's head when suddenly...
Voldemort appered and bombed them, and they all blew up.
The end.
Nah! Just kidding!
Adorabeelze gritted her teeth, and was about to reach up and grab a rock to throw down at Rancis's head when suddenly, her hand closed on thin air, and she screamed as she nearly fell. "NO! DON'T KILL ME!" Rancis screamed, and Adorabeezle rolled her eyes at him "chill Rancis! We're at the top of the mountain!" Adorabeezle couldn't help grinning triumphantly as she clambered over the top, and stood up, "woah! Check this view!" She shouted, and Rancis nodded when he got up to the top of the mountain, "awesome!"
He agreed, then walked over to a big chunk of cream that was covering the mountain "now let's get the cream, and we can go home and pretend this never happened"
-But hiding behind a massive chunk of cream-
A hooded figure glared out at Rancis and Adorabeelze as they began scooping up handfuls of cream. "Oh no you don't!" The mysterious figure hissed, pulling a wand from their pocket "yatoma atowa zaragis!" The figure muttered, and the wand glowed a sickly green, moments before a ear-shattering roar ripped through the air.
As the cloaked figure heard the roar, they smiled coldly.
"Turbo-tastic!"
-Back to Rancid..I mean Rancis and Adorabeezle-
"Hey! Rancid! Did you hear that?"Adorabeezle asked, looking around nervously. Rancis paused in picking up the cream and shoving in his pockets, but after a moments he shook his head "no, what are you talking about?" He asked, "and my name is Rancis!" "I thought I heard a roar of a...no, it can't be!" Adorabeezle ignored Rancis's name statement, and instead started shoving the cream in her pockets as fast as she could. "Rancid! Come on! Get the cream and go! We need to leave! Now!" She yelled at Rancis, and Rancis stared at her. "What the fudge are you talking about?!"
As soon as Rancis said that, a earth-shattering roar shook the earth, and thundering feet shook the ground. Adorabeezle and Rancis let out a surprised shout as the cream-snow around them shook. Suddenly, a massive head peered over them, his icy-blue eyes blazing: a massive ape-like monster glared at them, it's muscular body covered with white fur, and it's slavering mouth was filled with dagger-like fangs, gleaming in the sun.
"What the heck IS that?!" Rancis exclaimed, and Adorabeelze swallowed nervously before answering:
"That, Rancid, is the Yarshmallow-Yeti...RUN!"
At this Adorabeelze grabbed Rancis and they ran, screaming in terror. The Yarshmallow-Yeti bellowed angrily before racing after them, gnashing its fangs as its eyes gleamed with murderous hunger. "Faster, Rancid, faster!" Adorabeelze shrieked, as the earth around them trembled under the massive feet of the Yarshmallow-Yeti. "What...do...you...think...I'm...doing?!" Rancis shouted, panting as he stumbled and tripped over the cream-snow, "and...my..name...is...Rancis!"
The Yarshmallow-Yeti growled and snarled behind them, it's disgusting breath hot on their heels. Rancis screamed as the Yarshmallow-Yeti snapped at him, narrowly missing his leg, "bad monkey! Bad monkey!" Rancis yelled, and Adorabeelze rolled her eyes as she jumped over another mound of cream-snow, 'great' She thought, 'Im going to die with a screaming wuss who thinks that a blood-thirsty Yarshmallow-Yeti is a monkey'
But just as Adorabeelze thought that, she and Rancis had turned round the corner of a big cliff and she looked up to see that at the top of the cliff there was lots and lots of fresh snow at the very edge of the cliff. Adorabeezle grinned triumphantly as a idea formed inside her brain, and she glanced back to see that the Yarshmallow-Yeti had fallen behind them several metres. Adorabeelze prayed that they would have enough time.
Halting by a big rock, she darted behind it and pulled Rancis with her so they crouched behind it. "What are you doing?! This rock won't protect us!" Rancis exclaimed, his face flushed from fear and running. "Shh!" Adorabeelze hissed, and peeped behind the rock to see the Yarshmallow-Yeti pacing around angrily, looking around for his prey that had disappered. Adorabeelze looked back at Rancis, "look, Rancis I have a plan and you have to trust me, okay?" She told Rancis, and paused for him to nod before she carried on "okay...scream."
"What?" Rancis said, confused, "yup, scream as loud as you can" Adorabeelze told Rancis, but Rancis shook his head stubbornly. "How the fudge can screaming help us?!" He replied, "we should just make a run for it!" "yeah, then get spotted and killed immedialty!" Adorabeelze shot back, "just trust me okay! Please!" "no! I'm going to run for it!" Rancis stated, and turned to run.
Adorabeelze scowled, "look, Rancid, I didn't want to do this but you have left me no choice..." As Rancis turned round to see what Adorabeelze meant, Adorabeelze had leant forward and snipped the curl off Rancis hair.
Rancis suddenly froze, and Adorabeelze held her breath.
"AAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAA AAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Rancis screamed, his voice so loud and pericing that Adorabeelze had to clamp her hands over her ears. "MMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRR!" Rancis bellowed, and even the Yarshmallow-Yeti stopped growling and whimpered in pain as Rancis's scream nearly shattered his ear-drums. The cream-snow on the tip of the cliff trembled, then started to crumble slowly, but as Rancis's scream continued all the cream-snow started to tumble heavily down the cliff uncontrollably, creating a avalanche.
"AAAAAAEEEERRRRRAAAGGGGGGGGGHH-" Adorabeelze clapped her hand over Rancis's mouth and, ignoring his poisonous glare, whispered "what's that noise?"
A low, but deep rumbling sound had filled the air, and as she and Rancis peered over the top of the stone, their eyes widened as they saw a massive, thunderous avalanche of snow heading towards them! "Yeah!" Adorabeelze fist-pumped, "my plan worked!" "THIS IS YOUR PLAN?!" Rancis yelled, "to make me scream so to get us killed in a avalanche?!" At this, Adorabeelze frowned. "No! To get rid of the Yarshmallow-Yeti, and look! It worked!" Adorabeelze pointed several metres away, where the Yarshmallow-Yeti had just been crushed under the massive wave of invincible snow.
Rancis glared at Adorabeelze, "but guess what genius! The avalanche is going to crush us too!"
"What?!" Adorabeelze gaped, and looked back at the oncoming avalanche. "Oh...guess your right...GO GO GO!" She screamed, and scrambled up then started running away. "Wait! Wait for m-" Rancis's words were swept away as the avalanche thundered upon him, filling his mouth with thick cream that made him choke as he was flung over and over again in the massive tidal wave of snow-cream, flailing uselessly as he was chucked about like a rag-doll.
Adorabeelze panted heavily as she stumbled over the thick snow-cream, and when she glanced back her eyes widened in shock: a gigantic wave of snow-cream rushed upon her before she had time to scream, and she could barely raise her arms or kick her legs as the snow-cream tossed her about effortlessly. Adorabeelze gulped for breath when she somehow struggled to the top of the avalanche. Blinking the snow-cream out of her eyes, she gasped when she saw Rancis clawing his way through the snow-cream. "Rancis!" She shrieked, and she reached for him when another wave of snow-cream pushed her back down under the snow.
Adorabeelze fought to get back to the surface of the snow-cream, but she couldn't and she felt her chest tighten painfully for the lack of oxygen, before the world faded to black...
Blackness.
"Adora..."
Still blackness.
"Adora..wake up..."
She sensed some feeling come back to her limbs, but she still felt too weak...
"Adora.."
She groaned, a sharp pain in her head throbbing.
"Adora.."
She wished that the stupid voice would shut up.
"Adora!"
"WHAT?!" She screamed, her eyes snapping open as she sat bolt upright. Rancis smirked at her, "glad to see your awake" Adorabeelze groaned as pain in her head stabbed at her again. "Ugggh.." She sighed, rubbing her eyes, "where are we?" Adorabeelze blinked as she realised that she and Rancis were sitting in a big puddle of melted cream-snow. "We are below the mountain. The avalanche went over the side of the mountain, and carried us with it, so we are soon able to head home"
"But what about the ingredient cure? For Vanellope?" Adorabeelze asked, and Rancis grinned triumphantly and pointed to the ground around them, "Dora, we're sitting in a massive lake of snow-cream from Mountain Ice-Death. I don't think we need to worry about the ingredient. Let's go home."
AUTHOR NOTE:
SORRY BUT I'VE BEEN SLIGHTLY STUCK ON THIS STORY AND CONSIDERING DUMPING IT :/ REVIEW PLEASE!
