Oh god oh god this. I literally giggled like Mizuki when these two matched up.

This is one of the more M ones, pretty much by necessity. Come on, Dirty Pair and Ransacked? You just KNOW that can't lead anywhere clean.


Oshitari/Mukahi (Dirty Pair) - Ransacked

The room looked like a hurricane had ripped through it. Not a single thing was in its proper place—the closet door was half-ajar, the dresser was six inches away from the wall, three of the doors hanging open. Clothes lay strewn across the floor, leading over an upended chair to the bed (the mattress nearly pulled off the springbox, and the frame jerked crookedly away from the window)

Laying on this mattress, tangled in cream-colored sheets, was the source of the chaos. Both Oshitari and Mukahi—grinning, exhausted, slick with sweat and panting for breath—agreed that they should probably put the room back in order before Mukahi's mom decided to check on them.