WPMU- chapter 9
A Day at the Spa...OH CRAP! FANGIRLS!
The rest of the time it took to get there was pretty uneventful, except Kakashi had been keeping an annoyingly close eye on Tesa, and planned to confront her about what the ninja had said.
"Sensei, I'm hot!" The Kyuubi container complained for the billionth time.
-Yes he is!-
'DAMMIT! LEAVE MY MIND YOU PERVERTED WEIRDO!'
-Two things, 1. I will never leave lovie, 2. You just called yourself a perverted weirdo- Inner Tesa smirked.
'SHUT UP!'
Sai noticed that Tesa had been making weird facial expressions throughout the last few minutes. "Angel, are you feeling alright?" He asked, his usual fake smile gracing his face.
She blushed and nodded vigorously. "Uh, yeah, I'm fine!" She replied. "Just a little tired is all." Gaara smiled at her.
"We're almost there." He pointed into the distance and Tesa got her first glimpse of the sand village. It was HUGE! The gates were made off rock and sand along with everything else in the village and they were almost as big as Konohas'. Apon arrival, They were greeted by the gate guards, who let them in without checking whether it was actually them or not.
'Pfft, some security.' Sakura thought as she glanced back at the ninja, who had fallen asleep.
As they walked through the village, Tesa noticed that there were a lot of people staring at them. "Why is everyone staring?" She asked.
Sakura sighed at Tesas airheadedness. "Because we're walking through town with the Kazekage, dimwit!" She explained.
"Oh yeah...I forgot about that."
"Hey Gaara, can we get some ramen?" Guess who said that.
"RAMEN! RAMEN!RAMEN!" Tesa chanted alongside Naruto. Kakashi sighed.
"We can get ramen after we deliver the Kazekage."
The Jinchurikis pouted but complied under the promise of ramen later. "OH AND PUDDING!" Tesa added enthusiastically. Gaara and Kakashi chuckled at the two food heads and agreed.
Gaara looked around his beautiful village, to find that every male in the street was giving Tesa appraising looks, whilst the girls glared at her in envy. He chuckled slightly, and nudged Naruto, whom he found was scaring of the perverts with his super glare of doom, which was a glare that could rival the Uchihas if it was at full intensity, which it was.
Sai noticed an angry mob of girls glaring at Tesa and Sakura. "We might want to hurry there is an angry group of girls just behind us glaring at you two" He said to the group but the end to Tesa and Sakura. The leaf ninja and Kazekage looked behind them to see said mob of girls slowly advancing staring daggers at the kunoichi. "OH SHIT! FANGIRLS!" They all started running for their lives.
~Timeskip 4 hours~
They all ran breathlessly into Gaaras office, having lost the mob of fangirls. "I...HATE...FANGIRLS!" Sakura yelled in-between panting. The others mumbled their agreements a they tried to catch their breath.
"I'm just saying Tema, if you stopped calling him names maybe he would like you!"
"I DON'T GIVE A-oh, your back Gaara-sama." A tall woman with dirty blonde hair smiled at the Kazekage. She wore a short black kimono and black ninja sandals. She had her dirty blond hair pulled back in four ponytails and blue eyes that widened in both delight and shock as she gazed apon the faces of Gaaras company.
"TEAM KAKASHI!" She screamed as she ran to hug them all. Tesa, however, not knowing who she or the other male who entered with her are, just stood to the side of the group. Kankuro spotted her and slide over to her faster than you could say pervert.
"Hey," He said seductively, but it didn't faze the brunette. "My name's Kankuro no Sabuku, I'm the Kazekages big brother. What's your name?" Tesa rolled her eyes and smirked.
"Nice to meet you Kankuro, my name is none of your business and I would ask you nicely not to flirt with me or I'll kick you in the balls so hard, you'll never be a father." She smiled innocently whilst everyone else, having heard the conversation, was snickering or full out laughing at Kankuros scared expression.
"N-Noted..." He then ran to hide behind the emo panda.
Tesa pov
HAHAHA! Oh god, that was hilarious! I remained calm and collected on the outside, but on the inside, Inner Tesa was congratulating me!
-OMG! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU! Your first, and hopefully not last, threat to manhood!- She squealed and started doing random back flips.
Gaara coughed, as he sat at his desk, regaining the groups attention. "I would like to thank you, Team Kakashi, for providing me with protection during my journey. You are welcome to stay as long as you wish." Temari squealed.
"Do you girls wanna come to the spa? I was going to go there now. And I need some girl time" They nodded. Kakashi gave them the address of the hotel they would be staying at, and told them to ask for Kakashi when they got there.
Temari then dragged them off for a spa day, while the boys just wandered round.
-With Temari, Sakura and Tesa-
"So who ARE you? And well done at scaring Kankuro!" Temari praised Tesa. Said Pami giggled.
"I'm Tesa, Tesa Pami. And thank you, it's always a pleasure to threaten." She smirked. Sakura growled at not getting any attention from her old friend.
"So," She started loudly, gaining the attention she wanted. "Where are we actually going?" She asked. That was a good question, as none of the girls were paying any attention to where they were walking
Temari looked around. "Now let's see here...swing set, sandbox, little kids. We're at the Academy so we need to go...THAT WAY!" She pointed north. Teas and Sakura shared worried expressions. 'I sure hope she knows where she's going...' Tesa thought.
After a few more minutes they finally found the spa, thanks to Temaris directions. "See, what did I tell ya? I told you I knew where it was! " The other girls just rolled their eyes. The only reason they didn't get lost is because they saw signs saying 'SPA AHEAD'.
"-sigh- This is much better." Temari sighed as she and the others entered the hot springs at the spa.
"Uh huh." Tesa agreed. She hadn't been in a hot spring for years, it was so relaxing. Sakura just nodded. She had been in plenty of hot springs before, so she didn't really care.
With the boys
Kakashi sighed. Naruto had been chanting 'RAMEN!' for the last 10 minutes and it was getting on his nerves. Gaara, whom had joined them, was ignoring Naruto and just followed, trying not to get killed by the group on fangirls who were stalking them. Sai smiled, "Maybe if Kankuro started to hit on them, they would run off." He suggested. Gaara stared at him, giving it some thought, while Kankuro fumed.
He stomped up to him and lifted him up by the collar. "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY PUNK? ARE YOU SAYING I CAN'T GET A GIRL? HUH?" He screamed.
Sai smiled again. "I'm just saying that if you try hit on them, they may run away screaming and leave Gaara-sama alone." Kankuro continued to scream at him.
"FINE! I'll just have to prove you wrong then!" He walked up to one of the girls in the stalking mob. "Hey there sweet thing, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
She and the rest of the mob, afraid of getting hit on by a man in a cat costume, ran away screaming. The other boys, apart from Gaara and Sai, cracked up laughing. Gaara walked up to his brother. "Thank you brother, they were getting on my nerves." Kankuro pouted.
Naruto, regaining control of his mirth, looked around. "Uhhh...where are we?" He asked. They all looked around and came to the same conclusion. They were at the spa. "Well while we're here we might as well make the most of it!" The jinchuriki walked into the hot spring section, only to run out after realizing it was the girls section.
Kakashi shrugged. "Why not, are you guys up to it?" They nodded. "Well alright then."
Once they were in the hot springs, Kankuro swam up to the side, put his eye to a hole in the fence and started giggling and blushing. "Kankuro, what are you doing now?" His younger brother asked him. Kankuro motioned him over to where he was.
"Come see for yourself." Gaara put his eye to the hole, blushed and pulled back, before bonking his brother on the head a few times.
"ITAII!" Kankuro shouted as he rubbed his now bruised head.
"Don't be such a pervert Kankuro!" The boys all got out of the water, pulled on their robes and walked over to where Kankuro was, now in his own robe.
"What is it?" Naruto asked. Gaara glared at his brother.
"He's spying on the girls hot springs, and you won't believe who's in there."
"Who?"
"It's-"
Five Minutes Earlier With the Girls
"ITAII!"
Tesa looked around. "Did you girls here that?" They nodded. Temari fumed.
"I know that voice, and its coming from over there." She pointed towards the dividing fence between the men and women's spas.
"Don't be such a pervert Kankuro!" Sakura and Tesas eyes widened. 'They aren't, are they?'
"What is it?"
"That was Narutos voice!" Tesa whispered. They girls put their ears to the fence.
"He's spying on the girls hot springs, and you won't believe who's in there." Temari saw an eye looking through a hole in the fence. She motioned for the other girls, them being the only ones in there, to put their robes on.
They did as they heard Naruto ask, "Who?" Tesa cracked her knuckles.
"Its-" Tesa punched the fence down, furious.
"PERVERT!" She started to bash up Kankuro with the help of Sakura and Temari. Kicks and punches where being delivered at random, but all hitting their mark. The others just stared.
"So that's who he was spying on..."
When the girls were finished, they left Kankuro in a bloodied heap on the ground, bruises and bumps covering every part of his body. "HMPF!" The girls stomped back into the ladies section, rebuilt the fence, covered the hole and left, not trusting the mangled pervert.
Said pervert was being helped up by Kakashi. "Seriously? You were peeking on your sister?" Kankuro shook his head.
"No, I blocked her out. I was spying on the other two. I never realized how flat chested Sakura really was until I saw Tesa. What is she, a D cup? E cup? "Naruto punched him through the door and into the changing area. The boys looked at him, expecting a reason.
He scowled. "He's as perverted as Ero-sennin." The boys accepted that answer and continued on into the change rooms as if nothing had happened.
Later that night, they all met up at the hotel. Kakashi had booked an apartment. It had two bathrooms, a kitchen, a living room, a study and 3 bedrooms. "Okay," He started, "here's how it's going to be, in the first room on the right, Naruto and Tesa, on the left Sai and I and Sakura, you get a room to yourself at the end of the hall. Any questions?" Naruto, Tesa and Sai raised their hands. "Yes?"
"Why?" They all asked at once.
Kakashi sighed. "Because, Sai and Sakura would end in disaster, so would Naruto and Sai, and Sakura and Naruto. I don't want to be in the same room as Naruto but he and Tesa are best friends. If Sakura and Tesa roomed they would stay up all night chatting and gossiping and Tesa, you scare me. Sakura does too. If Tesa and Sai shared a room, I would have to either be with one of you or put you together. So this arrangement works best." He explained.
"Ooohhh...okay!" Tesa raced of to her and Narutos room, which seemed o be the biggest, and jumped on the bed she chose, Naruto copying her movements on his. The apartment was fully furnished and each room was different. Sakuras was pink and full of girly stuff that made Sakura squeal in delight, but just made Tesa want to barf. Kakashi and Sais room was plain and white, but their room was black and orange.
It had two double beds, a walk in wardrobe, two bedside tables and their own connecting bathroom. The two demon holders scoped out the room, before noticing certain things they hadn't before...CHOCOLATE PLATTER! They both dove for the chocolate, trying to find their favourites.
"Hey Naru-kun, tell me if you find any lint, preferably milk chocolate!" He looked up in question.
"Naru-kun?"
"Yes, Naru-kun. Now yes or no on my linty goodness!"
"Huh? Oh yeah, sure, same if you find any ramen flavoured."
"They have that?"
"I hope!"
Kakashi walked in, making them stop stuffing their faces. He sighed, typical. "Tesa, I need to talk to you about something relatively important."
She raised her eyebrow. "Sure, what's up?"
"Uhh...in private I was hoping"
"Ahhh." She grabbed a handful of chocolates and followed Kakashi to his and Sais room, where he put up a silencing jutsu.
"So what's up Chuck?"
Kakashi rolled his eyes. "When we were fighting the brothers, one of them called you a demon wolf. Care to explain?"
She grimaced. She knew someone was going to ask her this sooner or later, she just hoped it would be later. "Only if you tell me why they called him the demon fox." She countered. Kakashi sighed again. 'Troublesome girl.'
"For that we need Naruto. Can you go get him please?" She nodded and came back with a chocolate faced Naruto.
"What's shakin' bacon?" Kakashi sweatdropped. 'Those two...'
"Naruto, it's time we tell our newest teammate about..." He placed a hand on his stomach. "Him." Naruto paled, sat down and nodded.
"Alright. 16 years ago, the Kyuubi attacked Konoha, but it couldn't be killed. So, the Yondime trapped him inside a newborn child. That child was-"
"You."
He turned away from her. "Yeah. I won't blame you if you run." But she did something completely unexpected. She grinned widely and hugged him tightly.
"Now why would I abandon a fellow jinchuriki?" She asked. The look of shock on their faces was greatly amusing. She sighed. "Okay, confession time. 16 years ago, the Land of Angels was attacked by the Juubi, the ten tailed dragon. Word had just gotten out that the Empress of the Pami clan had just had a baby girl, a few hours before the attack. Knowing the beast was coming, they sent ninja to ask to seal the beast within the child of the two most powerful beings alive, knowing she would be strong enough. But they forbade the sealing, requesting another newborn to seal it in. My parents allowed them to seal it in me."
She shrugged at the end of her story. "Only the Hokages of each of the great villages know of the attack, but don't necessarily know who the jinchuriki is." She smirked.
The boys just stood there, stunned. Neither of them had known about there being anything stronger or more powerful then the Kyuubi.
Naruto slung his arm around her shoulders. "Well that's one more thing we have in common!" He said cheerfully. She smiled at him.
"But, this conversation cannot leave this room, understood. Only you two, Lady Tsunade and some of my other childhood friends know." They both nodded. "Good, now, off to bed! G'NIGHT KAKA-SENSEI!" She skipped off back to her room, got changed and literally hopped into bed. The others just stared.
"What the hell?" Sakura stared at the girl who was now sitting in bed reading 'The Hunger Games'. "What were you guys talking about? Pudding?"
Kakashi and Naruto showed nervous glances, and decided to ignore her question by walking into their own rooms, whistling suspiciously. Sakura shrugged and went back into her own room. She giggled evilly.
'Soon, I WILL have Naruto back as my fanboy and I will destroy you, Tesa Pami!'
-CHAA! THEN WE'LL GET SASUKE BACK AND USE NARUTO TO MAKE HIM JELOUS! THEN HE'LL FALL FOR ME AND I'LL BE MRS. SAKURA UCHIHA!-
"ACHOO!" Three people sneezed. One just shrugged it off, while the other two pondered why.
"Maybe someone's talking about us?"
"Or maybe someone in the apartment is talking bullcrap? I'm allergic to bullcrap." Naruto chuckled at Tesa`s bizarre allergy.
"Goodnight Tesa-chan!"
"Nighty night Naru-kun! Don't let the vampires bite!"
"THE WHAA?"
