Chapter 11

Hey! This is probably gonna be the last…er…scheduled update…after this, I'll probably update this fic and Attack of the Inners every week instead of twice/three times a week –I'm starting school on Monday and my parents think I'm on this site too much…XD….i've just got into some ItachiXOC fics and stuff, so yeah….(I'm starting to talk like deidera…XD) and I'll try to make this as funny as possible. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE REVIEWS! You guys are AWESOME and I'm sorry if I didn't reply cuz I have VERY limited computer time and I always procrastinate….so….here's to chapter 11!

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Disclaimer: Fine…you caught me…I don't own Naruto and never will unless Kishi-chan is my best friend and gives me the copyright thingy so DIE YOU FREAKING LAWYERS! DIE! (no offense to those of you who aspire to be lawyers…I just think it sucks when a lawyer sues a kid who writes FANfiction…)

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Sakura grinned as Sasuke passed out from the pain from the punch to his…er…jewels…

"looks like there'll be a low chance of any little Uchihas running around…hehehe…" Sakura chuckled evilly while cracking her knuckles.

Temari, Ino, and Shikamaru started backing away slowly from Sakura, frightened by the scary atmosphere she was causing.

Temari cleared her throat, hoping to distract Sakura and save Sasuke from the end of the Uchiha clan.

"say, Sakura…want to play a game?"

Sakura looked up.

And smiled.

"Sure!" she cried, surprising everyone, "sasuke was getting boring anyways."

Sasuke, who was stirring from his coma-like state, chose to ignore that statement.

"Let's just play…" he muttered, getting annoyed and fed up with his horrible luck and the pain his crotch was going through.

"Okay, the game is Would You Rather. One person asks a question to another, asking them 'would they rather do….or….'….you basically get the point. Now, the person has to answer and DO what they would prefer. Got it?"

Everyone nodded.

"Shikamaru, you go first," Temari ordered as Shikamaru groaned, "Would you rather kiss me or not say 'troublesome' for a whole week?"

Shikamaru sighed, knowing that this was just a way for Temari to make Ino jealous. God, it was so annoying having the two most troublesome girls argue over you.

"I pass."

Temari sighed, and explained to Sakura who looked confused, "if you pass, you have to do a dare each person playing can think up of…"

Ino spoke up, "Shikamaru, kiss the prettiest girl in the room."

Shikamaru walked up and kissed Ino on the lips as Ino sighed happily and Temari scowled.

"My turn. Shikamaru, spend five minutes with me in the closet." Temari ordered, an evil glint in her eye.

Shikamaru sighed, "Troublesome…"

The two walked into the closet, shut the door, and sat down as Ino, Sakura, and Sasuke began…well…waiting.

……………

(in the closet)

"Well…Shikamaru…since we're gonna be in here for a while, we're gonna try to hook up Sasuke with Sakura, got it?" Temari started whispering so the others outside wouldn't hear.

"Ummm…why?"

"Shikamaru, I thought you were supposed to be a genius! They'd be so cool together…seriously…"

"sure…"

"okay, so what do we do?" Temari was getting impatient. Shikamaru was supposed to be smart, not like this.

"Well, why don't we wait until it's Sasuke's turn and then ask him to make a choice between doing something stupid and kissing Sakura?" Shikamaru suggested, not wanting to end up like Sasuke –seriously, he wanted future little Naras running around.

"that's a cool idea! You're the BEST, Shika-kun!" Temari threw her arms around Shikamaru, who was making strange faces in the dark.

Suddenly, the door to the closet opened.

"IT'S BEEN SEVEN MINUTES, YOU FREAKS! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING TO MY SHIKA-KUN, TEMARI?"

Ino was standing in the doorway, hands on her hips, and frowning.

"Shikamaru…" Ino's glare softened into a somewhat sad glance as she walked away.

"Ino…" Shikamaru suddenly called out to the blonde.

She turned around.

"What?"

"Never mind…it's too troublesome…why don't we continue the game."

Ino sighed, "Alright. Sakura, it's your turn."

Sakura grinned evilly.

"Okay, I pick Ino. Ino, would you rather go dunk your head in the toilet or whack a pan at Sasuke's …package….?"

Ino frowned, and thought.

"Fine, you win, forehead girl," Ino turned to Sasuke, "Sasuke, you're lucky I'm doing this for you."

Sasuke sighed in relief, thinking that Ino was going to dunk her head in the toilet. However, Ino walked to the kitchen (let's just say this room in the tunnel is like an apartment, okay?) and grabbed the biggest pan she could find. She walked out and started advancing towards Sasuke, who was getting ready to use the Chidori.

"YOU ARE NOT GONNA USE YOUR CHIDORI ON ME, SASUKE!"

Sasuke didn't move.

Ino got closer, pan handle in hand.

Suddenly, Sasuke felt paralyzed and saw Sakura in the corner of his eye.

"Paralyzing jutsu…haha Sasuke, you can't escape this one –this is for abandoning Konoha!" Sakura said.

So THAT'S what's bugging her… No duh…

However, Sasuke's Inner didn't get to say anything else because Ino was now a foot away from Sasuke. She snapped her wrist back and flung the pan forward.

THWACK!

A loud silence followed as Sasuke clutched his area in agony.

"I thought you weren't going to hit me! You said that I was lucky you were doing that!" Sasuke screamed in a high girly voice.

"Sasuke, other girls would have done it harder," Ino sighed as she sat back down, apparently still upset over Shikamaru.

"Okay, Sasuke, it's your turn now…" Temari motioned.

"Hn…"

This is going to take a while.

A few minutes later, Sasuke cleared his throat. He had the best idea ever.

"Temari, would you rather make everyone fall asleep or eat Cheerios for an hour?"

"Fine, I'll make everyone fall asleep."

Yes! Now I can make Sakura pay for what she did to my area once everyone's asleep! It's the PERFECT plan!

Uh…but Sasuke, you're falling asleep too….

Oops…

And with that, the GREAT UCHIHA SASUKE fell asleep along with everyone else in the room, including Temari, who had whipped out a pocket watch and had started hypnotizing everyone.

Clink!

Someone in a mask and dressed all in black opened the locked door, and stepped in. With an evil chuckle, he started his "mission".

First, he dragged Temari into a corner of the room, placing her in the fetal position. Then, came the challenge.

He half-carried, half-dragged a sleeping Ino and laid her on top of Shikamaru. Partially undressing the two, he placed Ino's hand on Shikamaru's bare chest and curled her leg around his (Shika's).

Then, he carried Sakura and placed her in the same position on top of Sasuke. Removing Sasuke's pants and Sakura's shirt, the stranger smirked, knowing that chaos would break loose once the ninjas woke up, but something might just happen. Something as in love. XD

The stranger then proceeded to leave, but hesitated just as he turned the knob. He quickly strode back into the room with the sleeping shinobi and uncapped a black sharpie as he started to draw on Ino's face. Smiling, he whispered, "Sasuke, you're gonna be in for it…I feel bad for you already…"

Finally, with a last glance at the room, the shinobi left, but not without hiding a video camera in a corner.

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Tsunade looked up as a someone in a mask and black outfit stepped into her office.

"So, did you complete your mission?"

"Yes. You can watch what's happening too, and I can guarantee you that Sasuke will be in big trouble once he wakes up…however, he might finally realize his feelings for Sakura too, in the position I put them in…"

Tsunade quirked an eyebrow, pleased that the mission was a success.

"Fine, good job, Neji. Now go back to Tenten before she kills anymore of your fangirls."

"Hai."

(I bet you guys didn't expect that it was Neji, did you? Muahahahahaha! XD)

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"Ugh…so…tired…" Sakura shifted a bit, trying to get closer to the warmth beneath her. However, she stiffened once she felt what she was holding. She opened her eyes and looked down.

Blue shirt.

Her eyes traveled up.

Lean, muscled arm.

Dark, blue-black hair.

Pale skin.

Thick lashes.

"Sasuke.."she breathed.

Then, she noticed the hand in her shirt and how the two of them were partially undressed. Inner Sakura was throwing a fit.

Oh my god…Sasuke likes you!

We were all asleep, remember? So that's it. We were just sleeping. No signs of him liking me.

Girl, you need a wake-up call. He. Freaking. Likes. You. Otherwise, why would his hand be in your shirt.

Err…

Sakura snapped up once she saw the onyx eyes open slowly.

"Sasuke….do you know what happened?" Sakura asked him, hoping he wasn't angry with her.

Luckily, Sasuke was far from angry. He was actually sort of…shocked.

Oh god…what happened? All I remember is falling asleep…wait…why is my hand up her shirt?

Hey! Don't put your hand back! Keep it there! It's WARM!

Sasuke shook his head, trying to get rid of his Inner.

"Hn…" was all he said in response to Sakura's question.

"Er…Sasuke?"

"What?"

"Your hand…"

"Hn…" Sasuke withdrew his hand as Sakura tried to look decent.

They both sat up, ignoring the fact that a) they were so close and b) that they had just turned around to look at each other at the same time and that their lips were oh so close to each other.

"Sasuke?" Sakura breathed.

Unfortunately, their "moment" was interrupted by Ino and Shikamaru.

"Ino…get off of me…troublesome…"

Ino's eyes snapped open, "Oh god…what happened? And why is your leg around mine and your hand up my shirt? Shika-kun!"

Shikamaru rolled his eyes, "Look, we all fell asleep so we probably just got here like this…"

"but Shika-kun…."
"What?"

"Never mind…"

"troublesome…"

Suddenly, Shikamaru's head snapped back and he started staring heatedly at Ino, who was blushing.

"What? Is there something wrong with my face?" Ino asked, getting worried.

"Why don't you ask Sasuke…"

Sasuke looked up and saw Ino's face. On it either cheek was a picture of a toilet and on her forehead was a picture of a big metal pan.

Sakura started laughing.

Sasuke smirked.

Shikamaru sighed.

Ino got up and looked at the mirror.

"SASUKE! YOU WILL PAY!" Ino yelled, getting another pan from the kitchen. Sakura joined and helped her.

Meanwhile, Temari groggily woke up and stretched.

"What's going on, guys?"

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Somewhere else, Tsunade and the rest of the Jounin were laughing their heads off as they watched what was going on from the hidden video camera.

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So, how'd you like it? I'm up for any ideas and stuff and …well…yeah…this chappie took me FOREVER to write and I'm sorry if it's not as funny….i HAVE something planned for "Attack of the Inners" though…I'll probably update that next week along with this fic if I can sneak onto the comp and if my parents don't catch me…XD…anyways, school starts Monday so I'll probably only update once or twice a week…probably once, but you know how reviews motivate me. Now, let's get to one hundred reviews! READ AND REVIEW! (oh, and THANK YOU MY WONDERFUL REVIEWERS!)