I can't find the chat that included it, but if you didn't know, I kicked Max out. To keep it simple she was being annoying. There was more but let's keep it rated T here...

Kikio: U there?

Srry bout that

Don't ignore me!!

Rin: pls?

Kikio: Amy??

Ahghhhhhh

Kikio: nya??

AMY???

me: hi

Kikio: Srry...AGAIN

I hate my iPod :/

me: s'okay

Rin: what did the letter say?

Link: N-nothing

Link: You know how it is, obsessive ex...

Rin: ???

No, no I dont

Link: Well, it's bad

Link: Ask Fang, he should know

Link: He's got and ex

Kikio: WHAT DID IT SAY????

Fang: *grabs letter*

Link: GIVE THAT BACK

Fang: *reads out loud*

Kikio: Hm?

Fang: "My dearest Link: It is a shame you are nowhere to be found lately. I know you told me a while ago that things would not work out with you being a mortal and I being a goddess. But I feel in my heart that if I look for you I will find you. And I can be with you. I will wait for you. Forever. Love, Din"

Link: I swear, Rin, this is completely one-sided

Rin: O-o

O..... K??

Rin: -under breath- why???

Link: I swear, I'm not looking for her, I'm not waiting for her, and she is a TERRIBLE poet

Rin: yeah...... I HATE this....

Why so much drama....... I don't have a normal life and all, I'm never with Kikio, being a goddess and all....

Kikio: it's true, she's never accually with me..... Sad

Kikio: hey?

me: hi

Rin: .... Hey

Link: Din's a bitch

Kikio: LANGUAGE

Rin: ..... No naughty mouth, or I'll be forced to break u....

Link: You wouldn't

me: Fang, should I hold Brigid hostage?

Fang: Can I kill her?

me: no

Fang: Then hell no

me: How about Nudge?

Fang: You're making my ears bleed, we don't need her

me: Lissa?

Fang: Can I kill HER?

Kikio: uh.... Yeah, she would accually, how do u think I broke my arm.... TWICE???

me: ............ maybe...

me: cause of Rin?

me: Okay, Fang, give me a suggestion

Fang: Max

me: no

Kikio: u geussed it!

me: Link? Suggestion?

Link: I don't know

me: Midna?

Link: Can't get to her. She trapped in the twilight realm

me: Right

me: Kikio? Any ideas?

Kikio: what?

me: I need another hostage

I should take dumbledore...

even though he's dead...

maybe someone from FFX

maybe Rikku...

that should be interesting...

YEAH

me: Guys, I'll be back. I'm going to kidnap Rikku. I left food by the stairs for you

Kikio: NYA!!

Fang: She'll be a while

Link: She has a really bad sense of direction

Fang: Like Ryoga

Link: Yes, very much like Ryoga

Kikio: Huh?

Who?

Ahhhhhh

Huh?

Fang: Ryoga can't walk 100 meters on a straight road without getting lost

Kikio: Srry, iPod kicked me off again

Link: What's an ipod?

Fang: O_o

Fang: Did you grow up under a rock?!

Link: No, I grew up in a tree

Fang: Seriously!?

Link: Yep

Link: You?

Fang: In a dog crate

Link: That's rough, man

Fang: I know

Rin: a divice she uses for music and online... Or something

Fang: Oh

Link: Fifty bucks says she'll bring back a guy instead of Rikku

Fang: I'll take that

Link: You're on

Kikio: Blah

O GOD

I HATE THIS

Link: Hate what?

Kikio: My ipod

Fang: oh

Kikio: X(

It's stoopid, it keeps kicking me off so I have no clue what's going on!!!

Link: Poor you. I couldn't think of anything worse. OH WAIT!!! Maybe BEING STUCK IN A PHYCOMANIAC'S BASEMENT!!!!!!!!!

Rin: Dont yell at riah!!

Link: Sorry, hun

Rin: hmph

Kikio: Whats up with u rin??

Link: Was it something I said?

Rin: (bad case of PMS)

Fang: PMS?

Link: God, Fang, you DID grow up in a dog crate..

Fang: You didn't believe me?!

Link: nope

Kikio: Rib

Rin: x(

Link: Poor baby :(

Kikio: srry, it's not anyone but mother nature making her upset x(

Link: Fang doesn't get it. And I'm not about to explain

Rin: grr I hate EVERYONE!!!!!

Kikio: eh heh, srry, guys, she gets REALLY bad PMS

Link: You don't hate everyone, hun

Kikio: ummm, Fang, come over here and I'll tell u

Fang: Uh... okay...

Link: AWKWARD

Kikio: -whispers to Fang the horrible secrets of a girls life-

Rin: SHUT UP RIAH

Kikio: shhhhhhh sweety, it's not ur fault....

Link: O_o Amy posted 7 chapters

Link: freak

mysterious voice: I HEARD THAT LINK!!!

Link: AAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! SHE'S EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!

MV: Damn right I am! You are soooo gonna get it when I come back with Rikku!!!!

Fang: *rolling on floor clutching head* I'M SCARRED!!!!

Link: *kicks Fang* Stop acting like a two-year-old

MV: You were bound to find out sooner or later

Fang: I choose LATER!!!!

MV: Just shut up

me: I'M BAAAAAAAAACK!!!!

Link: Oh no

me: I brought Rikku!

Fang: HA!!! Dude you SOOOOOOO owe me fifty bucks!!!!

Link: Too bad, I'm broke

Rikku: Ummm....