OHMYGOSH! I'm SORRY! I didn't save the last chap before I uploaded it so it was only half done! SORRY! This is the real one. Enjoy xxx

Kristen: *walks to car dancing to i pod* la la la, Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don't ya wish she had a golden onion like me?

Bella: *pouts* How dare she flaunt it? I'm the one who has the REAL golden onion! DON'T I EDWARD! I WON IT! DIDN'T I EDWARD?!

Edward: Well, technically I won it, since I answered most of the questions and you just sat there asking me if I was asking you about the weather....

Bella: *kicks Edward*

Edward: Uh, I mean, you did it all by yourself, honey....While cooking a complicated, exotic dish from scratch...And also while battling your way through a snowstorm....without a jacket.

Rob: *leans on car and stares at Kristen sexily*

Kristen: La la la, I've decided to rearrange my schoolbag while standing in the rain, instead of doing it in my warm car. Because I have common sense!

Guy who played Tyler (GWPT): *is trying to make a sandwich while driving* Lil bit of ketchup... AH! *swerves* Must. Aim. For. Most. Pathetic. Person. In. Parking. Lot.... *turns wheel frantically*

Kristen: La la...Books books...AH! *turns around (because apparently thats the most sensible thing to do in this situation. Not run away, but to turn around so you get a better look at the car about to hit you*

Rob: NOT KRISTEN! IF SHE DIES, THEY MIGHT GET AN ACTRESS WHO CAN ACTUALLY ACT! THEN I'LL LOOK BAD! *grabs Kristen around waist and looks deeply into her eyes*

Bella: *stuffs blood flavoured popcorn into mouth* So suspenseful! What will happen to our heros next?

Edward: Bella, we know what happens, the heroes are US!

Bella: *sighs* Yes. I can relate to them too.

Rob: *sticks out hand* Ow! Thats gonna leave a blister...

GWPT: *spills ketchup over forehead*

Rob: *jumps over back of cars* Oooo! SKILL!

Anna and posse: *half heartedly rush over* *in flat voice* Oh. Poor. Bella. Are. You. Ok?

Kristen: How did he DO that? I mean, jumping over the back of cars with such grace? It's just not natural. I must investigate....

In hospital...

Billy: Bella! *points at GWPT* You and I are gonna talk! I want half of that sandwich....

Kristen: Dad, it's ok.

Billy: Sure as hell is not ok! I'm hungry, dammit! I need my sandwich!

Peter: *crashes through door* I heard the Cheif's daughter was in!

Billy: Ah! Doctor Cullen! I wonder if he has food...

Peter: Isabella... Fun to say that. Issssaaaabella. Isabeellllaaaaa. Is- Ahem Looks like you took quite a spill. *tries to blind with torch*

Jacob: Why is he playing spotlight with her eyes?

Peter: Your vitals look good.... Except for that twitch your eye has, probably some weird undiscovered disease that will kill you someday. Meh. Best not to mention it.... I think you'll be just fine. *smiles reassuringly while really thinking 'She's gonna di-e, die de die die die die....'*

Kristen: You know, it would've been a whole lot worse if Edward hadn't been there. He pushed me out of the way. The did that weird jumpy over the back of the cars thing....

Peter: Sounds like you were very lucky.

Kristen: I KNOW YOUR SECRET! YOU'RE ALL SUPER GYMNASTS!