Author's note: this is the last and final chapter. Promise!

And I'll be doing some Pucca fanfictions from now on. So I'm very sorry if I update rarely in Gintama


Kagura stealthily went to a specific room where she could gaze at the object of her desire. Slowly opening the door, she slid in and locked the thing silently. They were now alone in the room.

Sougo was sleeping peacefully when a visitor came in. Being the light sleeper he is, he cracked his right eye open to see an angel closing the door slowly. Okay, scratch that, he saw a monster closing the door. "What am I thinking?" he thought to himself. He pretended to sleep just to observe the female in his room.

The Yato walked to where the male slept and sat next to him. She examined the captain before brushing her hands on his cheek. "His skin is so soft," she whispered. Satisfied, she stood up and was about to leave the room when a hand grabbed her arm and pulled her back down.

"What are you doing here?" Sougo asked. Wine-red orbs stared at cerulean blue ones.

Kagura blushed at the proximity of their faces. "I was visiting!" she panicked. "I just want to make sure you're dead, aru! But you're not!" she tried pushing the male off but the more she pushed, the closer she gets to the sadist. "Let go, aru!" she yelled and punched his chest.

Sougo finally winced and let's go of the female. Having lightning fast reflexes, he pulled the confused Yato again and forced her to straddle his hips.

The red haired chick was already as red as poppies. "This is getting very awkward. I should get back to my room," she murmured as she stared at her rival.

"Nice structure of words, China," Okita congratulated with a smirk. "Never knew you could utter a word like that."

"Sadist," Kagura's voice turned softer and serious. "Sougo, I am not a girl anymore."

The captain's eyes widened and turned back in a fraction of a second. "You are still the China I loved three years ago," he blurted out. "Oh shit," he thought after an awkward silence.

The so called China female laughed after a few seconds. "Nice joke," she continued to laugh. "I know you were joking back at the hotel where we stayed a couple of days ago."

"I am not joking," Okita muttered in his usual tone of indifference. "I really love you, China," he repeated.

Kagura snorted in reply. The response she got was totally expected. Okita turned their positions. Kagura's legs were still opened at the sudden changing of positions.

Okita could read seriousness and patience in the female's eyes. "How will I prove to you that I really am in love with you, China?" he demanded.

"Go tell my stupid brother that."

Okita smirked. "Challenge accepted."

Smiling, Kagura's hand once again brushed the sadist's cheek. "I love you, too," she mouthed.

"So the fun just begun," he stated and kissed the female below him. At first, it was just a passionate kiss, and then it turned more intense until lust took over the couple.

Sougo's hands went to Kagura's back then slowly slided to her waist then her legs. His right hand then again went up, this time moving towards her thighs.

Kagura moaned a bit. "Damn!" she hissed. Her head shot back when the male kissed her neck. She moved her head to expose more skin to Okita's lips. Feeling the sadist smirk on her skin, she placed her hand on his wound and applied pressure to it.

The sadist winced. He took hold of her hand and placed it on his family jewel. "Feel this?" he demanded.

The Yato nodded nervously. Her pale complexion had a tint of pink after feeling what Okita was showing.

"This is how much I want you now," Okita whispered on her ear and nibbled her earlobe.

A shot of electricity ran down her spine. She swallowed the moan that was about to escape her throat. She was about to make an experiment when~

"KAGURA!" Kamui's shriek echoed throughout the vicinity. Load crashes followed with another stream of blubbering.

Sougo cursed moodily as he got off the female. "That brother of yours really knows how to interrupt some very pleasant actions," he muttered darkly.

Kagura reluctantly stood up. "I know," she replied. Turning around, she faced the guy she loves. The sadist automatically placed his hands on her waist. They kissed once again before Kagura departed from the room. "I better show my ass to my useless Baka-nii before he starts turning every bed and destroying every door."

After his new girlfriend left his room, he smiled contentedly to himself, even though his boner is killing him. He held his chest and tried to calm his racing heartbeat. "I guess I'm really in love with China," he muttered. "Such bad taste." He finally found a sleeping position and fell into a deep slumber.

Three days had past and Sougo was released from the hospital. The first place he went was their headquarters where he freshened up and immediately went to where Kagura and her brother lived. Knocking, he waited patiently.

The female of his dreams opened the door. Her cerulean eyes widened. "What are you doing here, Sadist?" she demanded. She was wearing a sundress and slippers.

"To show you that I was serious when I told you I love you," he murmured monotonously. He stepped inside the house uninvited and searched for the red haired male. Kagura was totally pissed off as she screamed curses at the intruder, which was her boyfriend.

"Kagura?" Kamui's tone was that of concern. He went downstairs and watched as Okita moved around the room and his sister following him while nagging her ass off. "What is happening here?" he curiously asked, making the couple stop.

"Ah, Baka-nii," Sougo muttered, imitating Kagura. "I am here to tell you that your sister here is dating me. So basically we are now a couple," he stated.

The older brother's cerulean colored eyes blinked a couple of times before looking at his sister for confirmation. "Is this really true, dear little sister?" he asked in a pained voice.

The female nodded and covered her reddened face. She stepped back from the two and bowed her head. "I'm sorry, Nii-chan," she apologized.

The next thing that happened was a shock to Kagura. Kamui kicked his sister's lover out of the house. "You can't be my sister's boyfriend if you're dead," he smiled and took his umbrella from the rack.

Sougo smirked as he took a couple of breaths to even his breathing. The blow knocked the air out of his lungs. "I knew this would happen. An overly protective half insane brother would kill his sister's lover," he murmured and brought his bazooka out.

Both males destroyed everything in their path. Both were totally concentrating how to kill each other when Kagura stepped in the middle of their fight and kicked them to the ground. "You two are fucking idiots," she hissed. Turning to her brother, her eyes softened. "I love him, Baka-nii. He may be a sadistic, ego-filled, heartless, emotionless, ugly, stealing jerk but nonetheless, I love him."

Okita's heart skipped a beat.

Kamui nodded and smiled. He hugged his sister then turned to Okita. "If you hurt, taint, flirt, kiss, have any sexual contact, mock, make her cry, make her jealous, or all of the above, you'll find out how a half insane brothers deal with their sister's enemy," he threatened. He earned an elbow on his chest when he finished.

Okita stood up and bowed. "Thank you, baka-nii," he muttered and grabbed Kagura. He carried her bridal style and dashed away from Kamui. "I'll return her before 9pm later. Don't worry," he called out.

Kagura was shocked at what he did so she clung to his neck for dear life. "Stupid sadist!" she stated.

"Come back here with my dear little sister!" Kamui's voice yelled as he tried following the two couple.

Everything went well after another hospitalization of Okita from kidnapping Kagura. The End!


Finally done! Now for Pucca and Garu! Rated-M and T all the way! :D