Yess I am evil… hehe but I needed more time to allow Lily to warm up to James… and to see what happens to Lily's ex lol… and what happens to the rest of the characters…

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Alison and James came bursting into the room. They quickly observed the chaotic scene before them: Lily (still in Sirius's body) was on the verge of tears. Sirius (still in Lily's body) was beside himself with rage, his (Lily's) face was bright red and he was clenching his fists. Flitwick's tiny form looked frightened.

"I don't care what you say Alison. Something is bothering them," James pointed out.

"Yeah James, I don't think now is the right time for sarcasm," Alison replied.

"Look sir! You don't seem to know just how bad the situation is!" Lily said desperately. "I cannot pretend to be Sirius any longer! I'll kill myself! Surely there is some kind of spell or potion that can change us back!"

"I'm sorry Miss Evans but there is nothing I can do. Surprisingly nothing like this has happened at Hogwarts, similar things but not the same. This case is unprecedented. Although there was this one instance when a lad switched his body with that of a camel. Of course there was a-"

"With all do respect sir, we really couldn't give a fuck!" Sirius blurted out.

"Miss Evans- I mean Mr Black! That language is totally inappropriate and unnecessary! Now I understand that this must be hard for you two-"

"Oh, will you just shut the hell up and switch us back?!" Sirius cried.

"Sirius!" Lily said looking livid. "Look Professor, are you positive there is nothing you can do?"

"I've already told you Mr- I mean Miss Evans, there is no existing spell or potion that can reverse the effects of a spell designed for animal switches, for a human! But don't worry I will take the matter up to Professor Dumbledore. He and I will find a way to switch you both back, I however am sorry to say that may take a few days," Flitwick said.

Sirius groaned. "I don't know if I can do that."

"Well you have no other choice Mr Black," Flitwick said. "Now, I sincerely hope either of you haven't told any-"

Flitwick stopped mid sentence, as he spotted James and Alison standing at the doorway (having not been aware of their presence beforehand due to all the shouting).

He cleared his throat. "I am assuming Mr Potter and Miss Ramsey are aware of your current state."

Sirius nodded awkwardly. "… Maybe on some level."

Flitwick sighed. "Does anybody else know?"

"No," Lily replied at once.

"Not even Remus, Peter or Hailey?" Flitwick said.

"Nope."

"And you two will not spread the word. It's best if less people know, so everyone can go about their business as usual," Flitwick said to Alison and James.

"Yeah, we haven't told anyone," James said.

"And we won't tell anyone," Alison added.

"Good," Flitwick nodded. "Well now, I suggest all four of you return to your common room. I shall see professor Dumbledore and inform him of the circumstances… after I finish marking a few essays."

"Or you could go now and make the whole thing a lot-" Sirius felt a hand close around his mouth.

Lily dragged Sirius out of the office, followed by James and Alison. Once the four were halfway down the corridor Lily let go of Sirius.

"I can't believe I'm stuck in your body for another few fucking days!" Sirius shouted, his voice reverberating off the walls of the silent corridor. "And what did you cover my mouth for!?

"Because I thought you might shout out!" Lily hissed. "Clearly I was wrong."

"This really sucks," Alison said.

"Oh yeah you must be feeling like shit at the moment, with everything you have to go through," Sirius said sarcastically.

"I meant for you guys," Alison growled.

"How inconvenient is that, not having invented a spell just in case people do get switched by this spell," James said.

"Well whoever invented the spell obviously didn't think anybody could be stupid enough to switch body's with another person," Lily said shooting Sirius an angry look. "But then again, they obviously didn't meet anyone like Sirius."

"Hey, I made a mistake red! You know, kind of like when your parents conceived you," Sirius said nastily.

"Oh haha! You know, I don't know what your problem is Black, but I bet it's hard to pronounce," Lily sneered.

"Lily Evans. That was pretty easy to say," Sirius shot back.

Lily was about to reply when Alison cut in. "Guys just stop fighting! It'll just make things worse. You'll keep snapping at each other then one of you will crack and do something stupid to embarrass the other. "

Lily and Sirius stopped arguing instantly.

"That's better," Alison said. The foursome continued their journey towards their common room. Sirius and Lily still looked angry.

"You know what? Not hearing Lily's voice makes a nice change," Sirius said.

"You're speaking in my voice you moron," Lily spat.

"Guys will you just shut it!" Alison said, shooting James a dirty look for his silent laughter. "You're not making anything easier on yourselves."

Sirius sighed. "I don't care! I just can't stand the thought of being a chick for the next couple of days. I mean it's not as cool as you'd think James, mate. I mean you have to put in an effort to get ready in the mornings, guys crack on to you and you have to sit down to pee. Not to mention the underwear I've got on today; they are so uncomfortable."

"Wow what a moving speech," Lily retorted. "And Sirius, if the underwear is bothering you that much, why don't you slip into something a little more comfortable… like a coma."

Alison and James snorted. Sirius scowled.

"You're not going to tell her off are you?" James asked Alison.

"Nah, who am I kidding. I love it when Lily and Sirius fight," She smiled.

The four of them reached the portrait hole and entered the common room. There they found Hailey, Remus and Peter sitting at the armchairs by the fire. As soon as they started walking over to their friends a group of sixth years started pointing and laughing.

"What the fuck?" Sirius growled. "Did they find out we switched bodies or something?"

"No… I think they just went to the party last night," Alison replied.

"Shit…" James and Sirius breathed in unison.

"I'm never going to be able to live this down am I?" James said miserably.

"You? What about me? I'm the one who initiated the kiss thanks to miss 'I-chose-the-wrong-time-to-start-liking-James'" Sirius indicated Lily.

"It wasn't my fault!" Lily said. The others stared at her.

"Okay maybe I am a bit to blame but seriously, James is the one who had to get all sweet and nice all of a sudden."

"Hey, don't pin all this on me," James said, smirking. "So Lily, you didn't deny liking me just before."

"Don't get too excited. I was too preoccupied to worry about denying anything," Lily said.

"Hey guys! Are you coming over or what?" Hailey called from the armchair.

"Yeah we are!" Alison called back.

The four walked over to Hailey, Remus and Peter by the fire.

"So where were you guys?" Hailey asked.

"Oh you know, walking around the castle… bored," Alison invented.

"You know everyone was talking about you guys at breakfast." Remus said.

"Oh and thanks for the heads up about our pajamas. It made it so much easier to stick up for you guys," Hailey said sarcastically.

Sirius snorted.

"Shut the fuck up Si- I mean Lily," James shot. "What were they saying?"

"About how they all thought you guys were straighter than poles until the party," Hailey smirked. "But some girls were saying they had their suspicions about you Lily. They were saying there's finally an explanation as to why you reject James all the time. Though even after that kiss they still think I'm straight." Hailey added with relish.

"What!?" Lily exclaimed.

"Didn't you know Lily kissed me?"

Lily coughed. "Uh yeah sure. And Lily is really, really sorry Hailey, aren't you Lily?" She added nudging Sirius.

"Ouch! I mean, uh yeah." Sirius said quickly. "Please forgive me."

"Are you joking me? Do you know how many guys hit on me after that? Lot's!" Hailey said in delight. "And I'm not normally one to kiss and tell but last night I got laid!"

"What are you talking about Hailey? You feel it necessary to tell me and Lily every time you have sex, and you go into detail," Alison said.

Sirius crossed his arms and looked at Hailey with a scowl on his face. "Why aren't you a guy?"

"Okay Lily, I thought you gave up on that question last year."

At that moment a group comprised of fifth and sixth year students (including the ones that laughed when the group entered the common room) walked over.

"Hey Sirius!" A tall boy with dark brown hair named Danny said, clapping Lily on the shoulder and leaving it there. "How's it going?"

"Er- Well-"

"Oh shit!" Danny gasped suddenly, taking his hand away from Lily's shoulder. "I hope you didn't get the wrong idea from me touching you shoulder. I mean we're just friends right?"

The rest of the group let out a laugh.

"Get fucked Danny," Sirius said angrily.

"Oh I will Lily, don't worry." Danny smirked. "But first I have to ask you and Hailey something. Would you two be up for a three way?"

"Eat dick asshole!" James growled.

"Thought that was your job James." The group laughed again. James took a step towards Danny, his fist tightly clenched. Lily quickly grabbed his arm to stop him from hitting Danny.

"So Sirius, are you grabbing the pansy's arm to stop him from hitting me or because he's your boyfriend?" Danny asked mockingly. "Ah you know I'm just joshing you. Partly because it's funny and partly because they keep coming to me. But seriously, are you guys… you know?"

"No!! We were really, really wasted!!" James said loudly.

"You must have had a lot to drink!"

"Oh heaps! Anyway we are going to turn in early I think!" Sirius said.

"But it's only 5 o'clock?" Danny said bemusedly.

"Like I said we are turning in early," Sirius said.

"Aw c'mon Lily, this conversations funny," Hailey said.

James, Sirius, Lily and Alison started walking away. Remus, Peter and a disappointed Hailey followed after. They then separated to their respective dormitories.

"I'm sorry James," Lily whispered, as they ascended the stairs.

"Don't worry about it," James whispered back. "And shh. Remember Peter and Remus are here."

"Man, I've got the biggest headache," Remus said. "Maybe I will turn in early."

"I think I'll have an early shower then go to bed," James said.

"I would come with you, but I have the feeling someone would make a joke about it," Lily said.

"Nah, don't worry about it," James said. "I don't give a shit."

"You sure?" Lily asked. "I don't want anyone putting more shit on you guys."

"It's fine," James replied with a smile. He turned to Remus and Peter, "And don't think just because we are going to have a shower, you can make anymore gay cracks at us."

"Wouldn't dream of it," Remus smiled.

"Definitely not," Peter smirked.

With that, James and Lily gathered their things in preparation for their showers. They then walked out of their dorm and walked even further up the stairs.

"So… it's got to suck being stuck in Sirius's body," James said out of the blue.

"You think?"

"I don't think its been that bad… I mean if you hadn't of switched bodies with Sirius, you would never had stopped hating me," James said sincerely.

Lily looked sideways at him. "I never hated you. What would give you that idea?"

"Oh nothing really except you… told me," James smiled. "I believe your exact words were 'I hate you Potter. Eat shit and die!"

"Oh no, did I really say that?" Lily giggled.

"Yeah," James smiled. "Numerous times."

"Well, I didn't mean it," Lily said. James raised his eyebrows at her. "Okay so I did mean it a bit. I mean I didn't hate you. I just disliked you. But did you think you'd ever get me by talking out of your ass. Why couldn't you have been normal?"

"Well it started when I was young and immature. And it kind of became habit."

"Well you're still immature," Lily smiled.

"I know, but hey you know the real me now," James said. "And I'm more mature than back then."

"Yeah, and I think its safe to say I like this James much better then the one I've come to know and hate- I mean dislike."

James smirked. "Well good. I mean I knew you'd have to come round sooner or later. No girl can resist me."

"So, I guess your back to arrogant James again?"

"No, I was just kidding," James said hastily as they entered the bathroom. "But it's kind of true. I mean you're the only girl that's ever turned me down. And it sucks, coz you're the only one I actually care about."

Lily couldn't help but smile. "Is that the reason you care about me?"

"No!"

"You sure?"

"Of course I'm sure," James said.

Lily smiled. "I still find it hard to believe you've never been rejected by any other girl than me."

"Is it that hard to believe?"

"Kinda," Lily smirked cheekily.

"Really?" James said, taking his shirt off, exposing his bare torso. "That hard to believe?"

Lily rearranged her face to conceal her impress with him. "Yeah… I mean you're arrogant."

"You mean confident."

"And you're really full of yourself," Lily continued vaguely, observing James's figure.

"You mean secure in my own skin, unlike you girls."

"Conceited."

"I just happen to have a very high self esteem," James shot back. "Look Lily, no offence, but you're not very good at pointing out my flaws."

But Lily wasn't paying attention. She was too busy processing James's fit physique with her eyes.

"Okay, in case you forgot you're in Sirius's body and its kinda creepy when you stare at me like that," James said, folding his arms.

Lily woke from her daze. "Like what?"

"You know, the way you were just then," James said. "Like you wanted me."

"Oh ok conceited," Lily said sarcastically. "Like I want you. How do you know I don't just want the sink behind you?"

"Okay you are making no sense," James smiled. "Anyway I'm going to do what I came here to do."

"And what is that?"

"Uh… shower."

"Oh right. Me too," Lily said. "And I'll be going to the toilet."

"Thanks for the info," James said. He then snorted. "Ha you have to touch it!!"

"Shut up, you have to touch it too!" Lily said in mock indignation. "I mean yours."

"Yeah but there's nothing wrong with that," James said laughing. "You're not even Sirius!"

"… Shut up," Lily replied.

"Nice come back." James said as he went over to a shower. "Now Lily, if you were in your own body, I'd let you watch me. But right now you would not look good in a skirt and therefore cannot look at me naked."

Lily laughed. "Like I'd want to even if I was allowed."

"Sure…" James said, shooting her a sly look.

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The Monday after that very eventful weekend was filled with taunting and ridicule for a very embarrassed James, a very sorry Lily, a very angry Sirius and a very content Hailey. And to make the situation worse, the seventh years had stacks of homework for the week. The three marauders, Lily, Sirius and the girls decided to go back up to their dorms in the hopes of escaping the constant mockery from the rest of the school.

"Look on the bright side guys," Alison said. "The days almost over."

"I know. And you know what's great about today being almost over?"

"What?"

"It means its even closer to the beginning of tomorrow. Which means another day full of cracks about my sexuality," Sirius said morosely.

"Sirius, getting shit about being a lesbian is better than getting shit about being gay," James said grumpily.

"Did you just call Lily Sirius?" Remus asked.

"I meant Lily," James said hastily.

All of a sudden, a group of guys started wolf whistling as the marauders and the girls walked past.

"You know, I don't know what you guys are complaining about?" Hailey said. "People seem to think we're really hot."

"No, people think you're hot," Sirius corrected her.

"I know, but they think you're hot too Lily."

"I know isn't it great," Sirius said sarcastically.

"Uh oh," Lily said suddenly, as they turned a corner.

From the opposite end of the corridor came a small group of Hufflepuffs, including Lily's ex boyfriend Zach Jacobs. Sirius scowled. A fearful look appeared on Zach's face as Sirius approached. Zach's friends on the other hand started laughing as they saw Sirius draw near.

"Ooh, look Zach. Its your fuck buddy from the party the other night," one of his friends said as the group drew level with the marauders and the girls.

Zach attempted to smirk but couldn't hide his anxiety.

"We heard you became a woman the other night Lily," a boy named Jack said to Sirius. "We never knew you had it in you."

"What the fuck are you talking about," James said aggressively. "She didn't have sex with him. Whatever he's told you is complete bullshit!"

"Like she'd ever even think of doing that with you!" Lily exclaimed.

"Yeah you sick piece of shit!" Sirius contributed. "I never fucked you!"

"Wow someone's getting defensive," Zach's friend, Dylan sneered. "Of course you fucked him!"

"If Lily said she didn't do it, she didn't do it!" Hailey yelled angrily. "Lily's not like that and what kind of sick bitch would sleep with you anyway?"

"Uh… you slept with him," Alison pointed out.

Hailey paused. "… Damn it! Well that's not the point. The point is that if Lily denied doing it then it never happened."

"Pfft. Of course Lily would deny it! She's trying to keep her perfect, innocent image! But you showed your true colors the other night Lily! I mean c'mon, don't play stupid! You didn't agree to come up to the dorm because I had to show you something! It wasn't even my dorm you stupid bitch! It was a Ravenclaw party. I'm in Hufflepuff," Zach sneered.

"Yeah… shoulda thought of that…" Sirius murmured. "But who cares about all that crap! The point is that we didn't have sex. That would've been wrong on so many levels. You tried to come onto me but I blasted you into the fucking wall asshole!"

"Look Lily I get it. You're denying it now because you're disappointed that I didn't really want to get back together with you," Zach said. "But I mean it was all good for me. I got laid and got some money out of it too."

"What are you talking about?" Sirius spat.

"Oh did I forget to mention? I made a bet with my friends early on that day: ten galleons if I could get you to sleep with me. Sorry to upset you but that's why I did it, not because I care about you or anything."

"I don't care about you either!" Lily yelled, forgetting she was in Sirius's body. "I mean- uh- she doesn't care about you either! Which is why she never slept with you! So I guess you owe your friends back their money!"

"What would you know queer? You weren't there," Zach scoffed. "You were too busy pashing off James."

"You weren't there either!" Sirius retorted. "You were lying unconscious up in the dorm!"

"By unconscious you mean getting dressed slowly and marveling at how bad you were," Zach smirked. "Oh and by the way I heard about your kiss with Hailey. That's hot."

"Yeah, see I don't know why you are trying to convince everyone you slept with me. People will think you were so bad that you converted me. I mean sleeping with you then kissing a girl," Sirius said vindictively. "But then again what would I know, considering I've never slept with you before."

"Whatever Lily, deny it all you want," Zach said in frustration. "I just feel sorry for Hailey for getting my sloppy seconds."

"Shut up! You're such an ass!" Hailey said angrily.

"Ouch slut, that hurt!" Zach said in mock indignation.

"Don't call her a slut!" Lily said furiously.

"You're right Sirius," Zach nodded. "The real slut here is clearly Lily!"

James had had enough. He started to approach Zach with clenched fists, before being held back by Lily and Remus.

"Let me go!"

"Stop it James," Lily hissed. "He's not worth the trouble."

"Exactly. Don't be stupid," Remus whispered.

"That's right queer, listen to your boyfriends."

At that moment Sirius tried to side step James, Lily and Remus to get to Zach, but Alison and Hailey quickly grasped his arms to pull him back.

"Oh now Lily's coming back for more," Zach smirked. "Oh go on girls let her go. Now that she's become a slut she's finding it hard to keep her legs closed."

Lily let go of James and ran towards her ex. Remus attempted to snatch at her jumper but she was out of his reach. This also led to James escaping from his clutches and joining Lily. Zach didn't have time to retaliate. Lily's fist collided with the side of his head and he staggered backwards. James then started kicking Zach over and over again as he fell to the ground.

"Get off me!" Sirius yelled at the girls, striving to get to Zach. Alison and Hailey were struggling to hold Sirius.

Remus and Peter watched in awe as the other four Hufflepuffs got involved in the brawl.

Alison pulled out her wand. "Petrificus Totalus!" She yelled. One of the group members fell out of the fray, rigid as a board.

"Stupefy!" Hailey yelled, whipping her wand out too.

"Don't stun them!" Sirius yelled angrily. "Let me go and I'll kick their asses with my bare hands!"

Alison sent another stunning spell at one other Hufflepuff boy. Now that three out of five had been removed from the right, the Hufflepuff group decided to retreat. Two of them dragged the immobilized guy away as the stunning spells wore off. Zach shot the Gryffindors one last hateful look before following after.

There was silence once the boys had turned the corner (except of course the panting from James and Lily and Alison and Hailey from their efforts to restrain Sirius).

"I never thought I'd see the day when Hufflepuff and Gryffindor got into a punch up," Remus said finally.

"Aren't Hufflepuffs meant to be pussy's?" Hailey asked.

"They are didn't you see the way they just ran off," Peter said.

"Speaking of pussy's Peter," James said, as he sat against the wall and put a hand over the bruise now forming under his eye. "Couldn't of given us a hand could you?"

"Well, you guys looked like you were handling it pretty well on your own," Peter said awkwardly.

"Yeah, really well, I mean it was two against five," James said sarcastically.

"You shouldn't have held me back," Sirius said.

"We know you were angry Lily but you would've been killed," Hailey said, slightly surprised at 'Lily's' behavior.

"Yeah Lily," Alison said.

"Are you okay?" James whispered to Lily, who was sitting next to him. "Your lips bleeding."

"Shit," Lily hissed, wiping the blood on her sleeve. "Uh, yeah I'm OK. That was pretty fun, kicking that guys ass."

James laughed. "That was your first punch up wasn't it?"

"Uh- no, I'm quite the fighter," Lily said sarcastically. "Of course it was my first punch up."

"Well you did well for your first time," James smiled. "You sure you're okay? It's my fault if you aren't."

"Yeah I'm sure," Lily smiled back. "How is it your fault?"

"I just got the whole fighting idea stuck in your head."

"No you didn't," Lily said. "It was all Zach's fault."

"Still I don't like the idea of you getting hurt," James said. "Are you sure you're okay?"

"I'm fine," Lily smiled, her face only inches away from his.

"There you two are!" A squeaky voice sounded. "I've been looking all over for you!"

The group turned their heads to identify the source of the voice. It was Flitwick.

"Professor Dumbledore would like to see you Mr Black and Miss Evans regarding – the current situation," Flitwick said, fully aware that the two had not told all of their friends. "Follow me."

Lily and Sirius shot each other nervous glances as they began to follow. Remus, Peter and Hailey looked confused.

"What did he mean by the current situation?" Hailey asked.

"Oh you know… the homework situation," Alison said.

"Oh… okay," Hailey said, uninterested.

"The homework situation?" Remus said suspiciously. "What do you mean?"

"You know them not being … able to catch up," Alison invented.

"You're not really making sense…" Remus said. "What are you talking about?"

"I don't know…" Alison said. "I think you should talk to James now."

Meanwhile Sirius and Lily were walking nervously behind Flitwick. Finally they came to a halt in front of a statue of a Griffin.

"Jelly Slugs." Flitwick said.

Sirius shot Lily a look before opening his mouth in awe. The statue sprang to life and hopped out of the way of the wall behind it. The wall split open and Flitwick walked through, closely followed by Sirius and Lily. They stepped onto a spiral staircase that began moving upwards like an escalator. Once on the landing Flitwick knocked on the door three times.

"Enter," Dumbledore's voice sounded from within the room.

Flitwick, Sirius and Lily entered the beautiful oval office with all of the small, silver, clicking contraptions.

"Ah, Mr Black, Miss Evans sit down," Dumbledore said pleasantly, indicating the two chairs opposite him. "Thank you Filius for finding them."

"Not at all Headmaster," Flitwick nodded.

"Would you like a seat?"

"No that's fine Professor."

"Well then, down to business," Dumbledore said, putting the tips of his fingers together. "Professor Flitwick has informed me of your er- unfortunate mishap regarding the accidental use of the cambio switching spell on each other, am I correct?"

"Yes, sir," Lily said.

"So you are Mr Black and you are Miss Evans," Dumbledore said.

"Yes sir, I'm a girl," Sirius said embarrassedly. Lily rolled her eyes.

Dumdledore chuckled. "Dear, dear what a predicament you have landed yourselves in. Fortunately there is a solution. There is a potion that has been invented to reverse the effects of the spell. Regrettably the potion takes a couple of days to brew, even with my high level of magical skill. Excuse my lack of modesty."

"So there's no spell that can get the job done now?" Sirius asked, looking disgruntled.

"I am afraid not… Mr Black," Dumblerdore replied. "Now, I know that you have divulged your secret to two of your friends, but I think it would be best if you do not tell anyone else. For your own benefit of course."

Lily and Sirius both nodded.

"Excellent. Now Mr Black as you are currently replacing Miss Evans there is a Prefect meeting for you to attend. Basically regarding shifts of patrolling the corridors and such. Can you make it?"

Sirius looked even more annoyed. "Sure." He said shortly.

"Very good. And Miss Evans," Dumbledore added turning to Lily. "Keep up the good work."

Lily smiled.

"You may go. Professor Flitwick and I will get started and we may need to get Professor Slughorn involved too, he is the potions master afterall."

Lily groaned. "Great now Slughorn's going to know about this. Well now he's going to think I'm a moron like you," she said angrily as they walked out of the office.

"Um Lily. You spilled potion down your front the other day. This is a good thing, him knowing," Sirius said.

"That's true," Lily said, looking slightly more cheerful.

"Thanks for the moron thing by the way."

"Aw I didn't mean it like that. You're a moron in a good way. I mean I'd like you no other way. Sure I'd like to hit you with a broomstick sometimes, but your not all bad."

"… Much better," Sirius said slowly.

Lily smirked. "Anyway you'd better not screw up the prefect meeting. Just behave yourself."

"I always behave!" Sirius said in mock indignation. "… in a moronic way."

Lily giggled. "Exactly."

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Hope you enjoyed the chapter!! i'll get the next one up as soon as i can... in the meantime tell me what you think of this one... :-)