"Last time on Total Drama All-Stars! I left our teams dome alone... Remind me to fire the writer. Anyway, long story short I put a giant glass dome over our teams. Mal found out about Scott's immunity idol and took it for himself. On the Villains Alejandro stepped up to the plate as leader... Not sure Courtney likes this. In the end Izzy got a little too explosion crazy and her team sent her packing. Who will be the next one to go home? Find out right now on, Total. Drama. All-Stars!"

Inside the Heroes' hotel they are all eating breakfast.

"You know, normally it'd be tempting fate. But I think today I can say with one hundred percent confidence that we've got this covered" Brick said.

"What makes you say that?" Cameron asked.

"In these last two challenges we've been chased by spiders and have had a dome put over us. And we won both" Brick said. "I'm pretty sure whatever Chris is up to I can handle it"

"This is the part where something bad happens right?" Owen asked.

"Usually" Gwen said.

The Heroes awkwardly sit around.

"Hey! Nothing bad happened!" Owen said. "Phew, what luck"

"Well I'm going to go for my morning jog" Brick said. "Gotta burn these calories!"

Brick gets up from the table and runs off screen. A bunch of crashing noises are heard.

"Are you okay?" Cameron asked.

"I forgot we had stairs..." Brick said weakly.

Meanwhile on Boney Island an intern is walking through the forest.

"Hello, Mike. Mr. Mclean said I was supposed to get you" The intern said.

"Look out! There's an animal stampede!" Mal shouted from off screen.

A bunch of animals stampede and run over the intern. Mal walks over to him. Mal steps on his hand.

"Ow! What was that for?" The intern asked.

"Sorry I didn't see your hand" Mal said. "Here let me help you"

Mal helps the intern off the ground. Mal lets go of him and he falls to the ground.

"Stop doing that" The intern said.

"I thought you'd be able to stand up" Mal said.

Meanwhile outside the Villains cabin.

"Ah, for the first time in a while I am relaxed" Duncan said.

"Easy for you to say!" Scott said angrily. "I'm not! You people have it so easy"

"What is wrong with everyone today?" Sierra asked.

Confessional

"With Mal off on Boney Island I can finally rest" Duncan said.

Second Confessional

"With my immunity idol stolen I am stressing out!" Scott complained.

End Confessionals

"Listen Al, you cost us the challenge yesterday" Courtney said. "So you'd better start making yourself useful or else you'll be out of here"

"I'd prefer it if you didn't call me... That name" Alejandro said through gritted teeth.

"You mean Al?" Scott asked.

"Yes..." Alejandro said flatly.

Confessional

"Last night I had a dream about my older, smarter, handsomer, more successful brother: Jose. He always calls me Al! I hat it" Alejandro explained. "I hate him more than defeat, mutant spiders, and conditioners that don't de-tangle"

End Confessional

"What's wrong with the name Al?" Scott asked. "I've got a sister named Al... It's short for Albertha"

"I just have a history with that name" Alejandro said.

"His brother calls him that and he doesn't like it" Sierra said.

"How do you- Oh right... It's you" Alejandro said. "I have a feeling you'll be on the news one day"

"Good soon to be ruined morning!" Chris announced over the camp loud speakers. "Meet me and Blaineley over by last seasons Total Drama Colosseum!"

Later both the teams are walking towards the Colosseum. Duncan walks up behind Cameron.

"Psst, Cameron, can I talk with you?" Duncan asked.

"We aren't on the same team" Cameron said.

"This is important. It's about Mike" Duncan said.

"Really? What about him?" Cameron asked.

"It's too dangerous for me to say" Duncan said. "But as his best friend I want you to keep a close eye on him. See if he acts out of the ordinary"

"Well... I have noticed some weird things... But it was only once or twice" Cameron said. "Okay, I'll keep a closer eye on him"

The teams walk into the Colosseum. In the middle of the Colosseum is a boxing ring.

"Welcome to the Camp Wawanakwa Boxing Ring!" Blaineley introduced.

"Why boxing?" Scott asked.

"Boxing..." Cameron said nervously.

Confessional

Cameron is writing something down on a piece of paper.

"This is the last will of I, Cameron Corduroy Wilkins" Cameron said.

End Confessional

"Before the "Fun" starts say hello to Mike!" Chris said.

The intern from before walks Mal over to the others. The intern looks very beat up.

"Looking a little rough pal" Chris said. "Did you have a run in with one of those big bad baby squirrels?"

"Something's wrong with that kid Mr. McLean" The intern whispered to Chris.

"I see... You're fired. Get out now" Chris said.

"What?!" The intern said. "Oh thank you! This is great!"

The intern runs off happily.

"Hmm... I feel like I should be insulted by that" Chris said. "Blaineley, explain the challenge to the teams"

"This is a boxing themed throwback to season one's No Pain No Gain and Phobia Factor challenges" Blaineley explained. "Each of you has your own personal wheel of misfortune"

Blaineley gestures to several large wooden wheels.

"Each of the wheels is customized with a number of your own worst fears" Blaineley said. "If you can go a full two minuets with whatever's in the ring your team gets a point. The fights will be judged by yours truly... Also Chris"

"Since the Villains won yesterday they go first" Chris said.

"Hey! Now you're stealing my lines" Blaineley said.

"You did it first!" Chris said.

"We'll deal with this later!" Blaineley said. "Okay, which of the Villains would like to go first?"

"I'll go" Scott said. "How hard could this be?"

Scott walks over to Chris and Blaineley.

"Here's your wheel" Blaineley said.

Blaineley gestures to a wheel with Scott's name written on it.

"Wow it's got my name and everything. Very classy" Scott said.

Scott spins the wheel it lands on the outline of a shark.

"I was hoping you'd get that one" Chris said. "You must fight your old friend: Fang the killer mutant shark!"

Chris takes out a remote and presses a button that makes Fang rise out of the ground in the boxing ring.

"What..." Scott said.

Confessional

"I've faced my fear of sharks already" Scott said. "But those sharks didn't have arms, legs, and the hunger for the blood of a certain dirt farmer"

End Confessional

Scott puts on boxing gloves and steps into the ring.

"I can do this" Scott said. "Let's see what you've got you oversized sardine!"

Fang punches him in the face.

"Is that all you got..." Scott said weakly.

Fang punches him in the stomach and sends him flying towards the edge of the ring.

"I think I might be afraid of sharks again..." Scott said.

"Get back up!" Courtney said.

"Time is up!" Chris said. "Me and Blaineley agree that Scott lost there. No point for the Villains"

Courtney drags Scott out of the ring.

"Is that you Jesus... Am I dead?" Scott said weakly.

"It's just me" Courtney said.

"Okay... Is there a doctor in the house?" Scott asked.

"Now it's the Heroes turn" Chris said. "Who wants to go next"

The Heroes don't say anything.

"If none of you volunteer I'll pick one of you" Blaineley said.

The Heroes remain silent.

"Okay fine... Owen you're up" Blaineley said.

"What? Why me?" Owen asked.

"I had to choose someone" Blaineley said.

Owen walks over to the wheel and spins it. It lands on a silhouette of Chef.

"You will be fighting our very own: Chef Hatchet!" Chris announced. "I actually put him on all the wheels... Everyone's kind of terrified of him"

Chef puts on the boxing gloves and steps into the ring. Owen steps in after him.

"Try and take it easy on me" Owen said. "I don't want you to break my jaw again"

"I make no promises" Chef said.

Chef punches Owen in the gut. Owen doesn't seem to have too much of a reaction.

"Hey that wasn't so bad" Owen said.

Chef punches him again but Owen doesn't have too much of a reaction.

"Stop absorbing my punches!"Chef said angrily.

"Sorry" Owen said.

Chef punches him once more.

"Okay that last one kind of hurt" Owen said.

Owen tries to punch Chef but misses. Chef punches Owen again.

"Time is up!" Chris announced.

"Me and Chris agree that Owen wins" Blaineley said. "One point for the Heroes! Which of the Villains would like to go next?"

"Allow me" Alejandro said.

Alejandro walks over to his wheel and spins it. It lands on the silhouette of someone unfamiliar.

"No! It can't be" Alejandro said.

A panel in the boxing ring opens and Alejandro's brother Jose rises from the ground.

"Hello Al" Jose said.

"And now this show turned into a soap opera" Gwen commented.

Alejandro puts on boxing gloves and steps into the ring.

"You look tired Al" Jose said.

"The only thing I'm tired of is you!" Alejandro said.

Confessional

"I knew my dream was a sign" Alejandro said. "My whole life Jose has been better at everything... Well not this time"

End Confessional

"Enough with the family reunion" Chris said. "Get with the punching!"

Alejandro tries to punch Jose but he steps back. Jose attempts to punch Alejandro but he counters.

"Is that all you've got?" Alejandro asked.

The camera pans over to the Villains watching them.

"Isn't it weird how their only going for body hits?" Duncan asked.

"Now that you mention it... Yes" Courtney said.

Confessional

"It's out family code: Never hit the face" Alejandro said.

End Confessional

"Your technique is almost as embarrassing as your unattractive girlfriend" Jose said.

"First off all Heather isn't my girlfriend!" Alejandro said.

Alejandro punches Jose in the gut.

"And second of all she isn't unattractive!" Alejandro said.

Alejandro punches him again.

"And finally my name isn't Al!" Alejandro yelled.

Alejandro punches Jose again and he goes flying out of the ring.

"My face!" Jose exclaimed.

"And Alejandro wins a point for the Villains" Chris announced. "Which of the Heroes wants to go next"

The Heroes say nothing.

"Are we really doing this again?" Blaineley asked. "Do you want me to choose?"

"I'll go" Mal said.

Confessional

"I worked out in juvie so this challenge should be a breeze" Mal said. "

End Confessional

Mal goes over to the wheel and spins it. It lands on a picture of a a gopher

"Mike! You must fight... Some of those gophers from the old mine!" Chris announced.

"Didn't that place collapse?" Brick asked.

"The government dug out the mine took most of the stuff in there away... But they let us keep some" Chris explained.

Mike puts on his boxing gloves and he enters the ring. Chris presses a button on his remote and several gophers rise out of the floor.

"Okay let's see what you've got" Mal said. "You aren't even able to see"

One gopher lunges at Mal but he punches it in the face.

"Wow, you're doing surprisingly good..." Cameron said from the sidelines.

Confessional

"I just realized that I worked out in juvie but Mike didn't... I may have to throw the fight..." Mal said.

Second Confessional

"Mike isn't usually that good... Maybe Duncan was right..." Cameron said.

End Confessional

Mal punches at another gopher but intentionally misses. The gophers pile on top of Mal.

"Yeah... You definitely lost Mike" Blaineley said. "The score is still tied"

"Which of the Villains would like to go next?" Chris asked.

"I'll go" Duncan asked. "We have a team of winners... And Sierra"

"Hey!" Sierra exclaimed. "I know everything about you!"

"Please stop..." Duncan said. "I'm gonna go box with my fear"

Duncan walks up to his wheel and spins it. It lands on a outline of Harold.

"Duncan! You must fight... Harold Chris said.

Chris presses another button on his remote and Harold rises out of the ground.

"Hello... Old rival" Harold said dramatically.

"I'm not your rival" Duncan said. "You barely ever put up a real fight"

"We'll see" Harold said.

"Stop being so weird" Duncan said.

Duncan puts on his boxing gloves and steps into the ring.

"Let's get this over with" Duncan said.

Duncan punches at Harold but he dodges.

"Okay... So you've gotten slightly better" Duncan said.

Harold punches Duncan in the gut.

"What do you think of that" Harold said.

"First off that barely hurt, and second Napoleon Dynamite called, he wants his look back" Duncan said.

"That's an unoriginal joke" Harold said.

"Stop talking and get punching!" Duncan said.

Duncan punches Harold in the face and he falls out of the ring.

"I'm okay..." Harold said weakly.

"Duncan wins! Point goes to the Villains!" Chris announced. "Which Hero will go next?"

"I'll go" Brick said. "What could go wrong?"

Brick goes over to his wheel and spins it. It lands on the silhouette of Jo.

"Brick. You must fight... Jo" Chris announced.

Chris presses a button and Jo rises out of the ground.

"I'm back!" Jo announced. "Bet you didn't expect to see me!"

"Hi Jo how's it going?" Brick asked.

"Really? That's it? I was expecting more" Jo said.

Brick puts on his boxing gloves and enters the ring.

"Usually I say I'd never hit a girl. But for you I'll make an exception..." Brick said. "Sorry was that too mean? I really hope it wasn't too mean? I was trying to-"

Brick is cut off by Jo punching him.

"Ow!" Brick exclaimed. "I wasn't ready"

Brick punches at Jo but misses.

"You really haven't changed much" Jo said.

"Thank you" Brick said.

"That wasn't a compliment" Jo said. "You really aren't that-"

While Jo is talking Brick punches her.

"I took page from your book" Brick said. "How does that feel?"

Brick punches Jo again and she falls over.

"Time is up!" Chris announced.

"We have decided that Brick is definitely the winner" Blaineley said.

"Okay, who wants to go next?" Chris asked.

"Oh! I'll go!" Sierra said. "I wonder what I get to fight"

Sierra walks over to her wheel. She spins it and it lands on the silhouette of Cody.

"Sierra! You must fight the one person you would never hurt: Cody" Chris announced.

"What!" Sierra exclaimed.

Chris presses a button on the remote and Cody rises out of the ground.

"Oh hi Sierra" Cody said.

Confessional

"I may not be "Obsessed" with Cody any more. But I'd never hit a face as adorable as his" Sierra said.

End Confessional

Sierra puts on her boxing gloves and enters the ring.

"I'll try not to hit you too hard..." Sierra said.

"Thanks Sierra" Cody said.

"I'm sorry I can't do this. Can I forfeit this round?" Sierra asked.

"Only if you want your team to not get a point" Chris said.

"I'm okay with that" Sierra said.

"Gee thanks a lot" Cody said.

Sierra steps out of the ring.

"Nice going!" Courtney said angrily. "Now we're probably going to lose"

"Which of the Heroes wants to go next?" Blaineley asked.

"It's either me or Cameron... I'll go" Gwen said.

"Good" Blaineley said. "Please step up to the wheel"

Gwen walks over to the wheel.

"I swear if I have to fight a former contestant like the others did I will hit someone" Gwen said.

"Why?" Blaineley asked.

"Repetition is annoying" Gwen said.

Gwen spins the wheel and it lands on a silhouette of Heather.

"Gwen, you must fight Heather... Please don't hit me" Chris said.

"I won't... For now" Gwen said.

"Good..." Chris said.

Chris presses a button on his remote and Heather rises out of the ground.

"I bet you thought you saw the last of me!" Heather said.

"Oh God not you again..." Gwen said.

Gwen puts on her boxing gloves and enters the ring.

"I'm ready" Gwen said.

"Please, you're never ready" Heather said.

"We'll see!" Gwen said.

Gwen punches Heather in the gut.

"Ow!" Heather exclaimed. "That's it!"

Heather punches Gwen. Gwen punches at Heather but misses.

"Ha! You're bad at this" Heather said. "I could do this while-"

While she was talking Gwen punches her.

"Keep the gloating to a minimum" Gwen said.

"And time! Gwen wins" Chris announced.r

"I think I have a loose tooth..." Heather said.

"That's nice" Chris said. "Courtney, you're the only one of the Villains that hasn't gone yet, step up to the wheel"

"Okay" Courtney said. "I can handle this"

Courtney walks over to the wheel and spins it. It lands on the silhouette of Chris.

"Courtney, you must fight... Me? Wait I didn't put that there" Chris said.

"I did" Blaineley said. "And before you say anything the producers gave it the greenlight"

"What..." Chris said.

"Just do it" Blaineley said. "Or are you afraid to be beat up a girl half your age"

"No" Chris said. "I can do this"

"Good" Courtney said.

Courtney and Chris put on their boxing gloves and enter the ring.

"Please take it easy one me" Chris said nervously.

"I make no promises" Courtney said.

Courtney punches Chris in the face.

"Gah! My perfect teeth!" Chris exclaimed. "I can't do this I'm quitting"

Courtney punches him again.

"Courtney! I'm not the only one with lawyers!" Chris yelled.

"Sorry this is really fun" Courtney said.

Courtney punches him once again.

"Time is up!" Blaineley announced. "Chris you lose"

"I hate you all..." Chris said weakly.

"I know" Courtney said. "We hate you to"

"Okay, the last member of the Heroes is Cameron" Blaineley said. "If he can win the Heroes win immunity. If he loses we need to have a tiebreaker"

"Yay..." Cameron said nervously. "Oh boy..."

Cameron walks over to his wheel and spins it. It lands on a outline of a spider.

"A spider that doesn't seem so bad" Cameron said.

"Oh... This isn't any normal spider" Chris said.

Chris presses a button on his remote and a giant mutant spider rises out of the ground. The spider removes it's head to reveal that it is Izzy in a spider suit.

"Did you miss me?" Izzy asked.

"Come on we just got rid of you!" Alejandro said angrily.

"Oh no..." Cameron said.

Confessional

"Ever since she kidnapped me as a spider last season Izzy has terrified me" Cameron said.

End Confessional

"Are you ready Cam?" Izzy asked.

"No..." Cameron said.

"This is gonna be fun!" Izzy said.

Cameron puts on his boxing gloves and enters the ring.

"Please take it easy on me" Cameron said.

Izzy punches him and sends him flying out of the ring.

"Whoops... Did I hit you too hard?" Izzy asked.

"And Cameron loses" Blaineley said. "Now we need to have a tiebreaker"

"What's the tiebreaker?" Brick asked.

"Each teams' weakest members will fight each other and the winner wins the challenge" Chris explained. "Who would that be"

"Well I guess it'd be me..." Cameron said.

"Well Scott seems to be in shock from his encounter with Fang so I guess it's him" Duncan said.

"Got it" Blaineley said. "Scott vs Cameron: Winner wins their teams immunity"

"This probably isn't going to go well..." Cameron said.

"Don't worry you can do this" Gwen said.

"You sure" Cameron said.

"Probably" Owen said.

"What's going on?" Scott asked. "I'm not sure who I am at the moment..."

"You're fighting Cameron" Courtney said. "If you lose... That will be very impressive"

"Okey dokey Mr. Ishmael" Scott said.

"We're dead..." Duncan said.

Scott and Cameron put on their gloves and enter the ring.

"I've got this" Cameron said confidently.

"Am I in a Rocky sequel?" Scott asked.

"I've absolutely got this" Cameron said.

Cameron punches Scott in his left knee.

"Ow! I need that!" Scott exclaimed.

Scott tries to punch Cameron but misses.

"Both of you stop moving..." Scott said.

"There's only one of me" Cameron said.

"What?" Scott asked.

Cameron punches Scott in his other knee.

"Stop that!" Scott exclaimed.

Scott tries to punch Cameron again but misses.

"Stop moving!" Scott yelled.

"I'm not moving" Cameron said.

Cameron punches Scott in the stomach.

"Quit it!" Scott exclaimed.

Scott punches at Cameron but this time he manages to punch him in the face and knocks him out.

"Did I do it?" Scott asked.

"Sadly yes..." Cameron said weakly.

"Time's up!" Blaineley said. "Cameron was close to winning but Scott turned it around. The Villains win!"

"Heroes, you lose" Chris said. "Meet me at the camp fire for some free marshmallows... And for one of you to go home! Isn't that fun?"

"Also I think we might need to take Harold, Jo, and Heather to a doctor" Blaineley said"

"Oh yeah... That..." Chris said. "Probably should do something..."

"I'll get some interns to take care of it" Blaineley said.

Later at the camp fire.

"As you know before we start the elimination we decide who on the winning team goes to Boney Island for the night" Chris said. "Who would like to go?"

"I'll go!" Duncan said quickly.

"Good" Chris said. "Please show yourself out it makes Chef's job easier"

"Okay" Duncan said.

Duncan walks away.

"Now, where was I? Oh right, deciding which one of you I flush down a comically oversized toilet" Chris said. "The following Heroes are safe: Brick, Gwen, and Owen"

Chris throws them their marshmallows.

"Cameron and Mike: You were your teams' lowest performing members today" Chris said. "But I only have one marshmallow which goes to..."

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Chris throws the last marshmallow to Mal.

"Thanks..." Mal said. "Sorry Cam"

"I honestly I thought I'd be eliminated earlier" Cameron said.

Later Cameron is sitting in the Flush of Shame.

"So where exactly where does this thing go?" Cameron asked.

"Everywhere" Chris said.

"What does that mean?" Cameron asked.

"I don't know" Chris said. "Have a nice trip"

Chris activates the Flush of Shame and sends him away.

"Cameron may be gone but there are still more people left" Chris said. "Eventually there won't be any left... But that won't be for a while. But tomorrow there will be one less. Who will t be? Find out next time on, Total. Drama. All-Stars!"


I liked writing this chapter. Most likely because it was one of the better episodes of the canon season. As for the elimination I got rid of Cameron because as Mike's best friend he was one of the more likely ones to figure out Mal. Speaking of Mal I wanted to do more with him in this chapter but the challenge was hard for him to tamper with. Let me know what you thought of how I did.