I like 'em all!

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Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon World Tour, the contestants all experience some really HOT tension. Their goal: Find lava cookies. The Yveltals all got stuck in a cave, courtesy of Solis. Jesse and Shade got kidnapped by Aura and Solis while everyone continued searching. Dew fired M.P.S. and Frosty off of a cliff...hahahaha! Solis and Aura decided to hypnotize their stalkees and make them better. At the end, the Yveltals, with help from Ricky, won the challenge, even though they didn't want to. At the elimination, Carman ened up corrupting the votes and Skore was sent home. What will happen today? Find out right now on Total...Pokemon...World Tour!

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*Intro plays*

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Cano, Dew, Sparky, Morgan, Static, Laxish, and Razor were standing outside the bathroom.

"Come on Shade!" shouted Cano, his back legs crossed.

"Yeah! I don't think I can wait much longer!" said Dew, holding himself.

"I think you have the taste of Aura's tongue out of your mouth!" said Sparky.

"IT'S NOT JUST HER TONGUE YOU KNOW!" shouted Shade from inside the bathroom.

"What?!" shouted Laxish.

"Not just her ton-" started Cano before realizing. "Oh Arceus..."

"What?" asked Static.

"You don't want to know..." said Sparky.

"Okay, screw this shit, I don't even need to go anymore!" said Razor as he angrily went back into Loser Class.

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"What's taking them so long?" asked Chelsea.

"That stupid black fox is hogging the bathroom because he had sex..." said Razor, angrily.

"For your information, it's actually more serious issue..." said Vixen.

"Why is havng sex a serious issue around here?" asked Razor, annoying. "EVERYTHING'S an issue around here."

"What does that mean?" asked Ded.

"I mean the fact that you people treat everything like a crisis..." said Razor.

"What are you talking about?" asked M.P.S.

"In the last challenge we had, you worried about people who we'd see again anyway and you almost got hurt over fucking cookies!" said Razor. "That fox got laid, but he's acting like he had sex with a fucking Garbodor, our leader got hypnotized by a PSYCHIC-TYPE and you all are in dismay or in a solemn state of mind that you think that you can't stop her, and I'm pretty sure that today those guys who were friends with the scorpion who got eliminaed last week are still gonna mourn him."

"You don't know shit. You're a noob at this game", said Jet, viciously.

"Yeah, you've only been in 7 challenges. Try to be in over 50 and being tormented by memories when your done", said Spike. "I was born in the game and I still have bad memories and was put in danger."

"Here's another thing...I don't need any of your half-assed backstories", said Razor. "I don't care how long you've been here. My point is that you guys are complaining over shit you've done before. I'm a new guy, like you said, and I'm not even complaining. i my complain about how lame the challenges are, but that's it."

"What do you mean half-assed backstories?" asked Carman, glaring at him.

"Yeah", said Static, as he and the others came in. "What do you mean by that?"

"I mean the excuses of why you act like the way you do here", said Razor. "Right now, most of you are acting like...well, I can't say the word."

"Oh, well can you explain to us, oh mighty warrior?" asked Morgan.

"I'd be glad too..." said Razor. "The leader's a pushover, his son's just a useless game-nerd, the rat over there is just a pathetic weakling, his girlfriend's overly dramatic, the samurai sucks, and his sister's average, the crew over there is just idiotic except the gorilla, the "big, happy family" is useless and weak, and the plant is just a slut."

"Oh, so you're saying that everyone here sucks except you and the chicken, the weasel, the gorilla, and the rock monster?" asked Carman.

"Hey, that's the truth. We're able to take care of ourselves", said Razor. "And we're probably the strongest ones here. Scratch that. We ARE the strongest ones here..."

Everyone gave him a blank stare, including the guys he called good.

"You aren't strong..." laughed Sonan, who was playing a Nintendo.

"What?" chuckled Razor. "Pipsqueak, I'm WAAAAY stronger than you."

"Prove it...battle me..." said Sonan.

Razor looked around and saw that no one was opposing or gasping.

"You're just gonna let the baby battle?" asked Razor.

"Oh, he's not a baby..." said Vixen. "And once he's done with you, I'm pretty sure we'd ALL like to talk to you..." she finished, her eyes glowing with anger.

Razor rolled his eyes before looking back at Sonan, who was still sitting down. He shrugged and blasted Dragon Pulse at Sonan...

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Solis was still in Jesse's lap, kissing him lovingly as Lila glared at them. Noticing it, Farra came up next to her.

"Lila..." she said. "Don't you think you should use your Dark-type moves to cancel the effect?"

Lila glared at her. "You coulda told me to do that yesterday..."

"Sorry, I just thought that you'd do it fast so you wouldn't deal with...that", said Farra, motioning towards Jesse and Solis.

Lila growled and quickly used Shadow Claw on Solis, knocking her out of the way. Jesse growled and fired an Aura Sphere, but Lila dodged it and used Dark Pulse on him. It didn't do much physical harm, but it seeped into Jesse's spike and into his body.

He winced in pain before opening his eyes and seeing Lila on top of him. "Lila?"

Lila gasped and smiled before purring and nuzzling him. Jesse kissed her forehead as she let him up. Jesse glared at Solis. "Solis..."

"Lila...I am going to-"

She was cut off when Lila fired a Shadow Ball at her, knocking her out. "Finally..."

"Okay...what did she make me do?" asked Jesse.

"She just made you...make out in front of me..." said Lila, looking down. "And you attacked me a few times, but I dodged, and...you said you wanted a divorce..."

Jesse's eyes widened. "You know that I didn't mean any of that right?" asked Jesse.

Lila giggled and kissed him on the lips. "I know you baby..." said Lila. "You wouldn't do that..."

Everyone around them smiled...except for Mason, Vile, and Jason.

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Mason: Ugh...I hate that...

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Vile: Dumbasses

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Jason: Great...just great...another plan down the drain. Hm...who else could I work on getting rid of? Well...I guess I won't be finding any use of Ray or Ricky...they'll be the next to go...

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Suddenly, everyone heard a blast come from Loser Class. Jesse and Lila were the first ones to run out, followed by a couple others.

They came to Loser Class, where they saw nothing but smoke. When it cleared, they saw that the others were looking at the wall with amused looks on their faces. Razor was in an upside down position in the wall of the plane. He was unconscious by the sight.

"What the hell happened?" asked Jesse.

"Hm?" asked Ded. "Oh, Mr. Tough Guy in the wall over there decided to tell US how we act in the game and that he's better. Then he told us what was wrong with us, then Sonan called him weak."

"Really?" asked Lila, looking at her son, who was focused on his game.

"Long story short, Razor used a lot of attacks on them that missed and then when he used Hyper Beam, sonan used Mirror Coat and..." Ded finished by motioning to Razor.

"Well..I guess he got what he deserved..." said Jesse as he picked up Sonan and put him on his shoulders.

"Wait a sec...dad?" asked Sonan. "Why don't you have Solis around your neck?"

Everyone was confused as well before realizing that he was back to normal.

"I'm fine now Sonan, your mother helped me..." said Jesse, making Lila smile at him.

"Hooray!" said Sonan.

"ALRIGHT CONTESTANTS! PREPARE FOR LANDING!"

"Wait what?" asked Summer.

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The plane landed onto the ground hard and started sliding across. Everyone angrily went outside the plane and laid down. Most of them were shook up from the harsh landing.

"What kind of fucking landing was that?!" shouted Volante.

"I think it's called a CRASH LANDING!" shouted Vile.

Mew and Victini appeared in front of them.

"Hello contestants. I hope you've enjoyed the landing..." said Mew.

"Screw you!" shouted Zayn.

"No. Now, today, we are in Mauville City!" said Victini as everyone looked around. They looked around the area and saw nothing but trees and grass.

"This ain't Mauville City", said Justy.

"We know that American Eagle..." said Mew. "You didn't let us finish."

"You know...I usually eat cats and rats..." said Justy, making Mew and Victini chuckle.

"You expect us to be scared of you?" asked Victini. "trust me, I've dealt with WAAAYYY scarier things than you."

"Like what?" asked Jason.

"None of your business, that's what", said Mew. "Now, this first challenge will be...a bike race!"

"Ugh..." everyone groaned.

"Now, behind us, you see the Seaside Cycling Road, which leads to Mauville City", said Mew. "Your goal is to be the first across."

"You choose one player per team and they'll go across the road. The first one there wins for their team, and the losing team gets a penalty in the next challenge..."

Everyone looked at each other.

"So..choose your racers and let's get started!" said Mew.

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"Alright, I think that Kai should go..." said Striker.

"I second that", said Sonan.

"I agree", said Spike.

"Yep", said Chelsea.

"Oh, well...Kai, what do you say?" asked Jesse.

Kai closed his eyes and changed back into his Mega Form, before nodding.

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Static: Bad...ass

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Zayn saw that Kai was going up, so he decided to volunteer.

"I'm going, no matter what", said Zayn, folding his arms.

"Don't you think Jason would be better?" asked Rocky.

"No way, I'm gonna take Kai down, no one is gonna keep me from doing that", he answered.

Everyone looked at Lila.

"Um...okay, I guess", said Lila.

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Lila: Did he NOT see Kai? He's in his Mega Form! Well...maybe he'll win, I'm not so sure.

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"Alright, who are your riders?" asked Mew.

Zayn and Kai both stepped forward.

"Okay...now...Zayn, you get the Mach Bike, and Kai, you get the Acro Bike", said Victini.

Both Pokemon went to the start of the road.

Mew and Victini teleported everyone else to the other side.

"OKAY! YOU CAN START...NOW!" said Mew. "OH AND..."

Ding!

"ONLY YOU TWO WILL HAVE TO SING THIS ONE!"

Kai cursed under his breath.

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This...is gonna be fun..

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Zayn: Racing bikes

Havin' a blast

Speedin' up

Going fast

I'm kicking his ass...

Showing him

Who's the boss

Winning this

It's his lost

I will not be last

Kai: I'm catching up

To this dick

Watch me

Do this trick

He's such a stupid hick...

My speed boost

Suits me well

I'm going to

Send him to hell

Oh well, let's not dwell...

Zayn: Hey Kai

Stop acting so tough

You know you suck

And it's all been luck

You're just acting like a badass

Even though you're not

You're just doin' it

So people will think you're hot

Kai: You're such a stupid moron

I really don't give a damn

I'm not acting like a badass

It is what I really am

You're just jealous that I'm better

And you're always left alone

Now, get out of the fucking way...

I'm in the zone!

Zayn: Big talk from a chicken

Who used to be so scared

You always tried to play with others

But nobody cared

You were weak, spineless, and sentient

Until I came around

Then one we battled

I beat you with one pound

Kai: Bringing up the past

That shows that you're pathetic

From the time I was Torchic

I got much more athletic

You can talk all your shit

And be all that you've been

But just remember

That I always win!

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"Kai wins!"

The Xerneas cheered while the Yveltals glared at Zayn.

"Now, let's get to the next challenge in GAME CORNER!" said Mew.

Sonan's eyes widened.

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Sonan: THANK YOU ARCEUS!

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"Hurry up and take us there!" said Sonan.

"Calm down son..." said Jesse with a chuckle.

Mew and Victini chuckled as well. "Wow, eager already?"

"Just come on!" said Sonan.

The hosts shrugged and teleported them all to the Game Corner. Inside the Game Corner, they saw multiple slot machines and a Roulette wheel.

"AWESOME! I can just win som money here!" said Rocky as he took a few steps forward.

"No, no, no..." said Victini. "This isn't the Game Corner we're using."

"Then what are we using?" asked Morgan, who was lying next to a standing Hex.

Mew pressed a button on the wall. The slot machines and wheel disappeared and were replaced b section of tiles.

"What the fuck is this crap?" asked Razor.

"The game we're playing is Voltorb Flip!" said Mew, making everyone gasp.

"But we're in Hoenn!" shouted Ricky.

"Yeah, Voltorb Flip is in Johto", said Hex.

"Do you expect us to have a normal challenge like pulling levers?" asked Mew. "You don't know us at all..."

"So..you combined Johto's Game Corner with Hoenn's Game Corner location?" asked Dew. "I have no comment..."

"Great", said Victini. "This is how it works...a member from each team will hop on a tile one at a time and try to get points."

"What? Then why-" started Vina before being cut off by Mew.

"The goal is to get a point by clearing the board", said Mew. "You have to have the most points after the round is over in order to get the point. The team that gets the point first wins."

"Now, just like normal Voltorb Flip, when you get a Voltorb symbol, you will be blown up and it's the other team's turn", said Mew.

"So...we have to try to clear the board without getting blown up?" asked Frosty.

"Exactly", said Mew. "And since the Yveltals lost last time, they can go first."

The Yveltals sighed.

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"Okay...who's gonna go first?" asked Lila.

"I nominate...Solis", said Summer.

"I second that", said Rocky.

"Third!" said Crash.

Solis glared at them.

"Alright Yveltals, go on..." said Mew.

Solis rolled her eyes before jumping onto a tile. The Yveltals smiled and hoped that it was a Voltorb. The tile Solis was on blinked twice and revealed itself to be a 2.

The Yveltals groaned.

"Next", said Mew as Solis tried to step off.

"No, no, no, you have to stay on the tile", said Victini.

Solis growled before sitting on her tile.

"Who's next?" asked Farra.

Everyone looked at Aura.

Aura growled before she leapt onto the tiles. She was hoping that it wasn't a Voltorb as she sat on a tile next to Solis. After two seconds, it was revealed to be a 1.

Aura grinned at the others, who glared at her.

"Alright, Mason, get your ass on there", said Volante.

"Make me!" said Mason.

Volante picked him up and threw him onto the tiles.

"AAHHHH!" screamed Mason as he landed. As he got up he growled and glared at his team. "I'm gonna kill you!"

The tile underneath him blinked twice, revealing it to be a 3.

"HA!" he said.

"Grr..." said Vina. "Vile..."

"I hope you know that all the villains you send aren't gonna get blown up..." said Vile as she jumped onto the tiles. She stood on the one in the center. She waited two seconds and grinned as it was revealed to be a 2.

"Told ya", she said.

"Grr...alright..who's going now?" asked Lila.

"I'll go", said Hex. "I just hope I'M not the one that gets blown up."

"That wouldn't be possible, those ingrates up there weren't blown up, why would you be?" asked Crowley.

"Oh joy...now I'm jinxed", said Hex.

A Jynx suddenly appeared from nowhere.

"NO!" said Mew as it disappeared.

Hex leapt on the platform and went to the tile that was the first on the fourth row. He waited two seconds and soon he heard...

"Voltorb!"

He looked down in shock as his tile exploded. Morgan gasped silently. When the smoke cleared, Hex was still standing. But after he breathed in a puff of smoke, he fell to the ground, unconscious.

"Hex!" said Morgan to herself, worried about him.

"Alright Yveltals, so far you have...8 points so far. Xerneas, it's your turn..."

"Alright..." started Jesse.

Morgan immediately hopped onto the platform and laid on the tile next to Hex. After two seconds, it revealed itself to be a 3 and then she laid down next to him.

She nuzzled him, and soon, he came to.

"Morgan?" he asked with a small smile.

Morgan giggled and nuzzled him again.

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Dew: I don't know if they're together or if Morgan was just trying to help...

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Vixen: Nice job, Morgan

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*Hex and Morgan are making out*

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"Alright, who's next?" asked Jesse.

"I'll go!" said Sonan as he jumped onto the platform. He stood next to Mason, who rolled his eyes. After two seconds, the tile blinked and showed that it was a 3.

"YES!" said Sonan.

"Okay..." said Shade. "I guess I'll go next, just to get my turn over with."

Shade leapt onto the platform and stood on the bottom left corner. After two blinks, it showed that it was a Voltorb, and he was blown up.

Aura took this chance to rush towards him and she started kissing him.

"AURA!" shouted Sparky.

"GET OFF OF HIM!" shouted Cano.

"Fuck you!" she shouted back.

Suddenly, she found herself being raised off of Shade and back to her tile.

"You can't move from your tile..." said Mew.

Aura growled.

"Now, Yveltals, it's your turn again.

"YAY!" said Kevin as he floated to the platform. He floated above the tile beside Vile before laying on his back.

After two seconds, he got a 1.

"YAY!" said Kevin, clapping.

"Okay..." said Rocky as he hopped onto the platform. He went to the tile on the right side of Vile. After his seconds were up, it showed that he got a 2.

"Yes!"

"Alright, we're still doing well. How many tiles are left?" asked Volante.

"Um...there are...9 people up there, so there are at least sixteen more spaces", said Ray.

Everyone looked at Ray in shock.

"What?" he asked.

"Did you just do math?" asked Aldon.

"Yeah...why?" asked Ray before he realized. "Well...maybe I'm getting smart. What's wrong with that?"

"Nothing sweetie, it's just...strange..." said Summer.

"Hey, nothing could be stranger than this", said Ray as he changed form.

"Got that right..." said Justy.

"Alright, who's next?" asked Crowley.

"I'll go, it'll a pleasure to service my team", said Jason, winking at the girls on his team.

Vina and Summer both smiled before they looked at their boyfriends and snapped out of it, blushing. Lila and Farra were uneffected, as they were loyal to one guy, and Hope was the only one left smiling back at him.

Aldon noticed this, and couldn't help but frown.

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Aldon: I don't know why, I didn't like the way that Hope was looking at Jason. It's like...something in my chest started hurting. Weird...oh well.

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Jason leapt onto the platform and stood on the tile that was in front of Vile and on the left of Mason. The seconds were finished and Jason got a 1.

"Okay, still good, no explosion..." said Crash.

"Ricky, get your gay ass up there", said Justy.

"I can kill you right now, you know..." said Ricky threateningly as he got onto the platform. He sat on the tile next to Shade.

It revealed itself to be a 2 and he laid down next to him.

"Shade..."

"Ricky..." Shade growled.

"Shade, no, I'm sorry, I really am..." said Ricky.

"Ricky, I don't think you should talk to me for a while", said Shade.

"But..."

"No..." said Shade, turning away from him.

Ricky frowned and laid down, sad.

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Ricky: That's it. I'm officially done with Aura!

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"Alright, next", said Lila.

Zayn sighed and rolled his eyes before he leapt onto the platform and sat on the one on the bottom right corner, right in front of the Xerneas.

"See this", he said. "This shows that we are going to kick your asses again", he finished with a smile.

The Xerneas glared at him angrily. After his two seconds were up, the tile was revealed as a Voltorb.

"Fuck..." said Zayn as he was blown up.

The Xerneas smiled.

"Actually, that showed how YOU can get your ass kicked..." said Carman with a smile.

Zayn growled before falling over, unconscious.

"Looks like it's our turn..." said Laxish as he hopped off of M.P.S.' back and got on the platform. He stood next to Rocky.

"Hi..." said Rocky.

"Hey", said Laxish as the tile underneath his was shown to be a 2.

"Awesome!" he said.

"Alright, I'll go next", said Spike. He flew over to the furthest row that no one was on and stood on the fourth tile. After two seconds, it was revealed as a 1."

"Nice job son", said Shade.

"Thanks!"

"Okay, I'l go now", said Jesse as he hopped onto the platform. He closed his eyes for a few seconds before opening them and groaning.

He walked to the tile next to Aura, making Solis smile seductively. Jesse growled as his tile revealed itself to be a 3.

"Ugh, this is just..." started Razor.

"Before you finish that stupid statement, go up there..." said Dew.

"Fine, I bet that I'll do great", said Razor as he hopped onto the tile next to Ricky.

After two seconds, he heard a cry and was blown up.

"Idiot..." said Chelsea, who was sitting in Static's lap.

"Okay, so far the Xerneas have 12 points and the Yveltals have 14 points..." said Mew. "The Yveltals are winning by two points and there are only...8 spaces left. You Xerneas better hope that they explode."

"Not gonna happen..." said Aldon, looking at Hope briefly before hopping onto the platform. He went to a tile in front of Solis. He was hoping that it wouldn't explode; if it did, he'd look like a fool in front of Hope. Not that he cared or anything...

After the seconds were up, the tile revealed itself to be a 2, making Aldon sigh in relief.

"Alright, I'll go", said Crash. "I wanna be useful."

"Um...I'm not so sure Crash..." said Summer as she placed him onto the platform. Crash started hitting himself against his bowl, attempting to move himself.

But he was too slow and was blown up. His fishbowl shattered and he cursed himself. Suddenly, he started gasping for breath.

"Aw crap, he needs water!" said Farra.

"He can't leave the tile", said Victini in a singsong voice.

"So, you're going let him die?!" shouted Ded.

Mew and Victini both groaned. Mew teleported a fishbowl full of water onto his tile and Crash quickly leapt inside of it.

"Thank...Arceus..." he said panting.

"Alright, Xerneas, you have to try to catch up..." said Mew.

The Xerneas looked at each other.

"I'll go", said Ded as he got onto the platform and sat next to Crash. It was revealed to be a 1.

"Weak..." he said to himself.

"Well...I guess I'll go", said Static as Chelsea flew off of him.

"Are you sure Static?" asked Chelsea, nervous.

"Positive..." said Static as he stepped onto the platform.

"Well, we're doomed", said Carman, earning a glare from Chelsea.

Static stood on the tile in the middle of Zayn and Razor. He cringe, thinking that he was about to be blown up. He looked down and saw a 2.

"Yeah!" said Static with a smile.

"Wow, we're good..." said Frosty.

"Yeah", said Vixen as she looked back. "Carman? I think it's your turn now."

"What?" she asked shocked. "You're crazy if you think I'm going up there you slutty whore."

Vixen's eyes widened and she growled ferociously, glaring at the flower.

"Um...Vi-Vixen?" asked Cano, trying to calm his girlfriend down.

Vixen ignored him and fired a Fire Blast at the plant. Carman jumped out of the way as Cano grabbed Vixen, who looked like she was about to kill Carman.

Her eyes were glowing red with anger. "Let go, Cano!" shouted Vixen angrily.

Cano growled and held her closer. She struggled a lot, but Cano managed to take her out of the building before she did something.

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Vixen: Let me out! I need to kill that bitch!

Cano: Calm down Vix!

Vixen: She got me out last season and now she's calling ME a whore...she's gonna die! *kicks door open*

*Cano locks lips with her* *Vixen stopped struggling and wrapped her arms around him*

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"Okay...in light of that..." said Mew. "Xerneas, you're still up."

Chelsea decided to fly onto the platform and landed on the tile behind Laxish. After two seconds, it revealed itself to be a 1.

Static sighed in relief.

"Okay, there are three tiles left. One between Jesse and Chelsea and two on either side of Spike", said Mew. "It's down to the wire."

"Alright Dew, you can go up there now..." said Striker.

"Why me?" asked Dew, raising a brow. "Why not Sparky, Carman, or Frosty?"

"I'll go next", said Frosty. "I can float anyway."

Dew sighed as he climbed onto the platform. He went to the tile that was between Jesse and Chelsea.

After two seconds, the tile exploded, knocking him out. Mason couldn't help but laugh at him. Morgan noticed and used Pay Day, hitting Mason multiple times.

"Thanks for the free money, bitch!" said Mason as he started picking up the coins.

Hex growled and his eyes blinked red. The coins next to Mason suddenly started continuously beating him. Because of the size and bluntness of the objects, Mason go numerous cuts and bruises from them.

"I'm gonna kick your ass you dumb mutt..." growled Mason.

Hex glared at him confidently.

"Yveltals, it's your turn", said Mew.

"Alright, I'll go and ry to win for us..." said Ray as he went on the tile on the left of Spike. After two seconds, he heard a cry and was blown up.

Ray breathed out a puff of smoke. "Fuck my life."

Mason started laughing hysterically. Summer's neck flared up and she blasted Mason with a Flamethrower, knocking him out.

"Alright, the last tile goes to the Xerneas", said Victini.

Frosty floated to the last tile, which after two seconds, blew up.

"OH COME ON!" shouted Ded.

"Well, you all may now step of of the platform", said Mew.

Everyone who was on a tile stepped down.

"Okay, we when through that shit, now who won?" asked Aldon.

"The Xerneas!" said Victini.

The Xerneas cheered while the Yveltals growled angrily.

"How did they win?!" asked Ray. "We both got 16 fucking points!"

"Remember that penalty?" asked Victini.

The Yveltals realized and glared at Zayn.

"Now, you Yveltals will be heading to elimination!" said Mew. "Now...back to the plane!"

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The Xerneas were in First Class, enjoying their time.

"Man, I don't get why our leader constantly goes to Loser Class", said Razor as he sat in a massage chair."

"Um...maybe because it's his wife's team", said Chelsea.

Razor rolled his eyes.

Vixen was sitting next to Morgan on the couch, she was glaring daggers at Carman, who was sitting at the bar.

"Vixen?" asked Morgan.

Vixen responded by turning around. "Oh, yeah?"

"Are you okay?" asked Morgan.

"Yeah...why wouldn't I be?" asked Vixen.

"Because you almost tried to kill Carman today", said Morgan.

"Your point is?" asked Vixen with a giggle.

"I mean...she calls everyone names, why are you acting like it matters", said Morgan. "No, it's not just that. She was the reason I got out last season and now she called ME a slutty whore."

Morgan gasped. "Oh, I didn't know she called you THAT. I would've wanted to rip out her throat."

"Exactly, I'm with ONE guy, and she's been with two guys and she's got two more on the radar", explained Vixen. "I'm sure that she'll get what's coming to her though...I'm sure of it..."

"Yeah..."

"So...how was Hex?" asked Vixen with a sly smile.

"What do you mean?" asked Morgan, blushing.

"You know what I mean..." said Vixen.

Neither of them realized, but Dew was once again behind the couch, listening to them.

"We didn't have sex or anything, we just...made out for a few...long...minutes..." said Morgan, making Dew's eyes widen.

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Dew: Aha! So they ARE dating...and he's been making out with her? Grr...I'm fine with it, but if they have sex...he's going down.

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"Alright, it's obvious who we're voting off", said Ricky.

"Right", said Summer.

"Zayn, Solis, Aura", Lila, Summer, and Ricky said simultaneously.

"Wait...what?" asked Jesse.

"I think we should get rid of Solis", said Summer. "Look at everything she's done for the past two seasons!"

"I say Aura. She's practically useess because all she does is try to stalk Shade", said Ricky.

"Ricky, you just want Shade to yourself and you know it, so don't give us that crap", said Farra.

"I've changed!" said Ricky. "Give me another chance!"

Some of the others groaned. "Fine", said Volante. "But if you do something else, you're gone..."

Ricky gulped.

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Ricky: At least I have their trust back...

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"Guys, as much as I'd like to kick both of their asses out of here, they could be useful later on..." said Lila. "Zayn lost us both of the challenges, and he's practically useless."

"But what about Solis and Aura?" asked Crash.

"Solis, I can take care of. She won't do anything else to Jesse. If she does, I'll fix him easily", explained Lila. "And Aura goes after Shade, who almost killed both her AND Ricky for flirting with him so much. I'm sure we won't have to worry..."

"Well...if you're sure", said Rocky.

"YVELTALS! IT'S TIME!"

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"Alright, when I call your name, you're safe", said Mew. "Lila, Summer, Ray, Hex, Ricky, Volante, Vina, Rocky, Crowley, Hope, Aldon, Justy, Crash, Farra, Jason, Kevin, surprisingly Mason, Vile, and...Aura."

"Solis...Zayn...one of you is leaving, and that person is...

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...Zayn. Solis, shockingly you're still safe."

"WHAT?!" shouted Zayn. "Why the hell would you vote me out?"

"You lost both of the challenges bub!" said Vile.

"Yeah, so...bye!" said Victini as he pushed Zayn out of the plane.

"The rest of you need to get some rest, you've got a long day ahead of you next time", said Mew.

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Jason: Alright, the Sceptile is out of the picture. Now I said that I had no use for Ray or Ricky, but now that Ray is getting..somewhat smarter and Ricky is actually becoming useful, they would be suspicious. Maybe if I try to get rid of the huge threats...

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Oh...Zayn is gone! That shows that you never win against Kai. A lot of interesting occurances happened today. What the hell happened to Razor? Is Aldon falling for Hope? Is Dew gonna kill Hex? So much crazy stuff...I'm lovin' it. I hope you all enjoyed and I'll see you next time on Total...Pokemon...World Tour!

Next time: Ready for the Pokeathlon?!

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A figure climbs back into the storage unit of the plane.

"I'm not going down without a fight..."