X~X two chapters in one day! yay for you guys!

welllll my dear readers it's time for Gin-san to learn the truth! hehehe

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OMFG You're A Girl!

"You did what?!"

It was early evening by the time Yomi was able to leave the Shinsengumi headquarters and made it back to the Yorozuya in one piece. She had just finished explaining her little run in with them after being chased by an Amanto and his humans pets. Then she told them about the offer and by the looks of it, Shinpachi was close to panicking, Kagura thought it would be fun and Gintoki just shrugged.

"Went out for a walk and end up getting chased by thugs and crash land into the Shinsengumi. Talk about shitty luck."

"I already realized that thank you. And I think the readers get it too so don't point it out."

"So what kind of deal did you make with them Yomi-san?"

"If the Shinsengumi win, I have to quit my job at the Yorozuya and tell them why I'm here and all about myself."

"Oh no don't quit aru!"

"If you quit, who am I suppose to pick on, Yo-Yo?"

"Shove it. But if we win, they have to pay our food bill for a whole month."

That got their attention and all of them were in her face with big, stupid grins.

"They have to pay our food bit?!"

"For an entire month?!"

"For real aru?!"

"That's the deal for real they're gonna pay our meals," she sang out with a smile. "Anyway it takes place this Saturday at the Shinsengumi HQ so make sure you aren't busy."

"Today's Tuesday which means...we've got 3 days."

"Wow, Shinpachi-kun is good at math," Gintoki joked.

"How mean. So get some rest tonight because we'll be spending the next few days getting ourselves ready."

"Oh I'm so pumped aru! Gonna blow them guys far away!"

After hearing the food bill was going to be paid for a month, they all seemed more excited, but Yomi wasn't feeling it. The Shinsengumi knows she's an Amanto. The Yorozuya still don't. If they lose, she'll have to tell them the truth before quitting. Even if they win, there will be a time she'll have to spill her story. She could tell them within the 3 days, yet she wasn't sure how things would turn out.

"Yo-Yo! Let's start training now aru!"

"You guys go on ahead. I want a bath."

"Party pooper Yo-Yo! Let's go Shin-chan!"

"W-wait Kagura-chan!"

She had taken him by the arm and ran outside, howling like a moron. Yomi watched them leave with a blank face. What has she gotten them into? Gintoki and Kagura seem like they can handle themselves. Shinpachi maybe. She did set the bar rather high, but since their using bokuto, it shouldn't be too bad. She was still slightly aggravated by her little match with Hijikata, her hands shaking from wanting to fight more.

"Oi Yo-Yo."

She flinched at Gintoki's voice and looked over. "What?"

"Why'd you make a deal with them?"

"Didn't you hear? They weren't going to let me go that easily. I had to do something. Now then if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take my bath."

"Are you hiding something Yo-Yo?"

"What makes you think that?"

"Anyone in their right mind would be freaking out after being caught by Hijikata-san and the others. You're acting like it's some game."

"Life is a game right? Or something like that."

She stood from the sofa, not saying anything else and headed towards the bathroom, stripping from her clothes when she got in. The wounds on her arm and shoulder had already closed up and now it was just a couple of nasty red lines. During the fight, she did her best not to use her unique ability. Her family has the power to control the electrical currents within their bodies and use it as a weapon or defense and even navigation, similar to that of an electric eel. If she generates enough electricity in her body, it can be enough to stop the human heart or if she really wanted to, fry them and make them explode. After all, the human body is made up mostly of water wo it's an excellent conductor. That's what she did with the Amanto she fought if she was able to get close to them.

As the bath water was running, she cleaned herself with the shower, using the cold water the chill her body. Fighting always got her excited, even when she didn't want it to. She stepped into the warm water, sinking all the way down with a sigh. She leaned back and stared up at the ceiling, wanting her mind to go blank.

"Yomi, if you hadn't shown up when you did, we'd all be dead. So on behalf of everyone here, I want to thank you."

Those words echoed in her head. Nishimura Akato. That was the name of the human she fell in love with, the man that had showed her what love is. For a samurai, he was a gentle person, always throwing himself in danger. She had showed up out of nowhere on a supply ship that was shot down not far from the temple turned orphanage and hospital. How the people below saw it, she showed up in a bolt of pale lightning like a demon. Hence her nickname the Raiju, thunder beast, a demon of the thunder god Raijin, sent down from the heavens on his bidding. That's what the old monk said. She actually liked the nickname.

After soaking for almost 30 minutes, Yomi stood from the bath and sat on the edge, grabbing a small towel to dry her black hair. The drops that fell down her skin turned cold and cause goosebumps on her back. She ruffled her hair like crazy using only a little of her electricity to dry out the rest then stood, walking towards the mirror. When she first arrived here, she still had the look of a killer. Cold eyes, empty stare, blank face. Now she believes she looks less tense with softer features and gentle eyes. She can partially thank the kids for that.

When she turned around, she completely froze, meeting the gaze of a certain silver haired man.


A few minutes earlier...

"Yo-Yo sure is taking a long time."

Gintoki was being lazy at his desk, wondering what was taking Yomi so long. He noticed that he's been acting differently. When he's around Kagura and Shinpachi, he acts normally, but he's been avoiding Gintoki. He definitely is hiding something and he's a little curious to know what. He sat up from his chair and walked towards the bathroom, not hearing anything from the other side. He carefully opened the door and stopped dead.

Yomi wasn't a he. Yomi was a she.

He just stared at her tanned naked body, looking up and down. She had noticed him which was a good thing because he was trying to figure out if the sight before him was real. She had breast soft mounds that bounced slightly when she moved. His gaze went lower, seeing the gentle curve of her ass and where there should be the a man's most prized possession instead it was a man's greatest dream. He didn't even realize that it was Yomi he was staring at and honestly, it got him a little excited.

But that ended when she turned and met his gaze. For a long, long moment, they just stared at each other. Well, she was staring at him and he had his eyes glued on her boobs.

"Sa-Sa...Sakata...san?"

"Oh. My. Fucking god you're a girl?!"

"Kyaaaa! Get out!"

She grabbed the closest thing to her which was a bar of soap and threw it right at his head before slamming the door. He crouched on the ground holding his aching forehead. What he just saw was real. That was really Yomi standing before him completely naked. It was just so weird. He believed she was a man for days and to her credit, she played the part pretty damn well. Though he has to admit. Seeing her face get flustered was actually pretty cute.

He wanted to apologize so he stood and went to knock on the door up it was thrown up with a still flustered and upset Yomi. She had her normal clothes on, but he noticed that she wasn't wearing the bandages. before he could speak, she grabbed his arm and lead him towards the sofas, sat him on one and sat on the other.

"I suppose you want an explanation?"


X~X oh poor Yomi but it was funny. i was laughing when i was writing it

so! now everyone knows she's a woman, but they still don't know who she really is...yet. it'll show up soon i promise. just a few more chapters.

her ability is exactly like that of an electrical eel us explained above. Raiju is a Japanese demon of thunder so that clears some things. i will be doing a flashback and explain in more detail

thank you for reading! please please please review! ciao! X~X