You guys are the sweetest! I love all of my reviewers to bits! Cyber-cookies to all you people. I devoured all of my Halloween chocolate in the process though. :(
I'm finally posting a Lyserg pairing, and believe me, I'm going to make this good, even though it might turn out a little short. Enjoy!
HaoxLyserg
Hao: WHAT?!
Lyserg: (doubled over coughing)
Horo: Dude, are you okay?
Hao: That's insane?! What is wrongwith you people?! Do you need to come with us to the group therapy tomarrow or something?!
(Hao immediately starts cussing out everything from God to George Bush. Lyserg, meanwhile, was still coughing and gagging over nothing that the other shamans know about. Horo was too busy laughing his head off to notice anything, and Ren was texting, the beeping from his cell phone driving Lucky nuts. Yoh was trying to calm down his older brother to no avail. Suddenly, Lyserg stopped coughing.)
Lyserg: (says in a high pitched voice) OMG I LUV U!
Hao: WHAT THE HELL!!!
(Lyserg suddenly jumps over his chair and glomps Hao.)
Horo: What in the...?
Lyserg: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG IT'S REALLY U!!!!
Hao: Hell! Get off me!
Yoh: Lyserg...? Hao...? What's...going on...?
Lucky: Oh goddess...Ren...
Ren: I...have no clue what is going on.
Hao: LYSERG YOU PERV GET OFF OF ME!
Lyserg: HAO I LUV U!!!!
Hao: NO SHIT!! I CAN TELL! GET OFF OF ME!!
(silence)
(Suddenly all of the chairs are scraped back as everyone makes a mad scramble to the farthest corner away from the new Lyserg. Hao manages to struggle out of Lyserg's embrace and dashes to the corner along with the others. Lucky didn't manage to get there in time, so she sat on Hao's head.)
(Hao: What are you doing on my head?!
Lucky: There's no where else to stand!
Hao: FINE.)
Yoh: What is...wrong with him?
Hao: I DON'T FUCKING CARE! JUST KILL HIM AND BE DONE WITH IT!!
Lyserg: (plops down on the table) Every time they turn the lights down...just wanna go that extra mile for you...
Ren: O.O Goodness. Britney Spears.
Lyserg: Gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme more...
Hao: The hell is WRONG with him?!
Horo: Is he drunk?
Lucky: ...Believe me, he's not drunk.
Horo: High?
Ren: Eh...it's possible.
Hao: HOW CAN YOU FUCKING STAND HERE SO CALMLY WHILE THIS BOY HERE IS SINGING BRITNEY SPEARS?!
Yoh: Ren...do you think maybe...?
Ren: ...It's likely. But I don't know her well enough to say that yet...
Hao: Say WHAT?!
Lucky: Stop shouting, Hao!
Lyserg: You can stand under my umbrella, ella ella...
Lucky: ...I used to like that song.
Lyserg: BUM BUM BE-DUM, BUM BUM BE-DUM DUM
Yoh: Ah. Rihanna now.
Lyserg: It's a thief in the night to try and grab you...it can creep up inside you and consume you...a disease of the mind, it can control you...
Ren: Yoh, if you want to do it, you might as well do it now.
Yoh: Lucky, you might want to...
Lucky: ...OH. I get it.
Hao: GET WHAT?!
Lyserg: Your mind's in disturbia...
Horo: (snort) Touche.
Hao: HOW CAN YOU JOKE AROUND AT A TIME LIKE THIS?!
Lucky: Now, Yoh?
Lyserg: Disturbia! Am I scarin' you tonight...?
Yoh: ...Now.
Lucky: Morphine...OUT. NOW.
(silence)
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(Suddenly Morphine flied out of Lyserg, giggling nervously. Meanwhile the host collapsed immediately on the ground, starting to cough again.)
Lyserg: ...Morphine...you...bastard...
Horo: coughlaughcough
Hao: MORPHINE?!
Horo: Heh. That's why you said Morphine was like Yachiru.
Lucky: (laughs) They both love Britney Spears and Rihanna.
Ren: Huh...I never knew Morphine had a crush on Hao...It's quite interesting if you really think about it.
Hao: SHUT UP.
Well! That was kind of fun. Here's a list of songs used today:
Gimme More- Britney Spears
Umbrella- Rihanna
Disturbia- Rihanna
NOW DISTURBIA'S STUCK IN MY HEAD! XD Nice going, Morphine. Bum bum be-dum, bum bum be-dum dum... OH! And before I forget, the first three authors that review get to star in the next episode of Group Therapy! Just give me your physical characteristics and a general way you would act.
Mankinfan, I hope you're satisfied.
Review please!
