Fandom Royal Rumble II
Summary: Eighty characters from all walks of life compete in the Fandom Royal Rumble for a million dollar cash prize.
Disclaimer: I don't own any characters in this fic, they belong to WWE, IMPACT Wrestling, Lucha Underground, Cartoon Network, Disney, Fresh T.V, Universal, Nickelodeon, AMC, FX, FOX, etc.
Rated T for wrestling violence and language.
Chapter 11: Laugh It Up Fuzzball
The fans look to the stage and they begin to count down to the next entrant.
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...BZZT!
Entrant #36: Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
Then, the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic theme starts to play through the speakers, out of the stage came the pony princess of friendship turned human, Twilight Sparkle, who got a decent ovation from the crowd.
"And we have another favorite from the last rumble returning," Corey Graves said.
"Coming all the way from Equestria, it is Twilight Sparkle, entering the same spot from the last rumble at number thirty-six," Michael Cole said.
"Twilight will have to last an hour and twenty eight minutes to make it to the final entrant in the match," JBL said.
Twilight then runs down the entrance way and she enters the ring, she then avoids a clothesline from Elsa.
"Elsa tries to hit a clothesline on Twilight, but she ducks it," Michael Cole said.
When Twilight turns around, Twilight starts to get Elsa with a series of punches.
"Twilight is firing away with shots to Elsa," JBL said.
Twilight tries to hit a clothesline on Elsa, but she ducks the move and Twilight was near the ropes.
"Twilight tried to get a clothesline on Elsa, but Elsa moves out of the way of it," Michael Cole said.
Elsa runs towards Twilight, but then Twilight gives Elsa a back body drop over the top rope, but Elsa grabbed onto the top rope and was inches away from the floor.
"Twilight gets a back body drop on Elsa over the top rope," Corey Graves said.
"But now, Elsa is just dangling off the ropes and she's mere inches from the ground," Michael Cole said.
Elsa then swings over to the apron and then she stands up on it.
"Elsa manages to save herself from elimination," JBL said.
Then, Twilight nails an enzugiri to Elsa, but Elsa grabbed onto the rope again and was dangling from the apron.
"Twilight with an enzugiri on Elsa, but Elsa manages to hang on to the rope," Michael Cole said.
"She's very close to being sent out of the rumble," Corey Graves said.
When Elsa got her composure back, Twilight nails a superkick to Elsa, knocking her off the apron and onto the floor, ending her rumble run.
"Elsa couldn't save herself any longer and now she is out, thanks to Twilight Sparkle," JBL said.
27th Elimination: Elsa; Eliminated by: Twilight Sparkle; Duration-26:26
As Elsa left the ringside area, Josh Nichols nails The Angry Video Game Nerd with a dragon suplex.
"Josh gets AVGN with a dragon suplex," Michael Cole said.
But Josh wasn't done, he then transitions to a crossface on AVGN as the fans were giving some cheers for the move.
"And he flawlessly transitions into the crossface," JBL said.
"He wants to put the hurt on AVGN so he would be easy to get rid of," Corey Graves said.
The hold lasts fourteen seconds as Eddie Winslow grabs Josh from behind (letting go AVGN in the process) and gets him with a release German suplex.
"Eddie grabs Josh out of nowhere and drops him with a German suplex," Michael Cole said.
Meanwhile, Negan was trying to get rid of Geoff, he got him over the top rope, but Geoff had a hold of the middle rope and was not moving.
"Negan is now trying to eliminate Geoff here," Corey Graves said.
"Negan is looking to break Roman Reigns' record of most eliminations in a single rumble match," JBL said.
The elimination attempt lasts sixteen seconds and there was 56 seconds left until the next entrant came out as Geoff lands on the apron and rolls back into the ring.
"Geoff manages to stay in the match for the time being," Michael Cole said.
Meanwhile, Katniss Everdeen grabs Austin Moon and puts him in an abdominal stretch.
"Katniss with the abdominal stretch on Austin," JBL said.
"Katniss has been through some pain, but she is still holding up," Corey Graves said.
The hold lasts fifteen seconds as Katniss pushes Austin away and then Twilight gets Austin with a Codebreaker.
"Austin just got pushed right into the Codebreaker by Twilight," Michael Cole said.
Meanwhile, Justin was nailing these kicks to the ribs of Eddie.
"Justin with some kicks to Eddie's ribs," JBL said.
"Justin has been doing very well since last year," Corey Graves said.
After ten kicks, Justin nails a brutal kick to the side of Eddie's head.
"Justin with a ringing kick to the side of Eddie's head," Michael Cole said.
Meanwhile, Josh, Twilight, and Geoff were trying to get rid of Negan, but with very little luck.
"We have a three on one elimination attempt here," JBL said.
"Come on guys, eliminate that scum from the match," Corey Graves said to the three fighters.
The elimination attempt lasts eighteen seconds as Negan pushes the three fighters away.
"And Negan manages to stay in the match unfortunately," Michael Cole said.
With Negan punching away at Josh and with fights happening in the ring, the rumble clock was ticking down as another entrant was about to appear in the match.
"It's about time to see another person enter the match, who is it," JBL asked.
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...BZZT!
Entrant #37: Balki Bartakamous (Perfect Strangers)
As the buzzer went off, out came the always quirky former sheepherder, Balki Bartakamous. Even though he was born in Mypos, he now lives in Chicago as the fans gave him a loud ovation for another hometown favorite.
"Hey, here's a star from a sitcom past," Michael Cole said.
"From Perfect Strangers, it is Balki Bartakamous entering at number thirty-seven," Corey Graves said.
Balki runs down the entrance way and was giving out high fives to the fans in the process.
"Balki is spending way too much time with the fans at this point," JBL said.
"Come on Balki, get in the ring and fight like a man," Corey Graves said to Balki.
Twenty seconds later, Balki enters the ring and he hits a clothesline on Austin.
"Balki hits the ring and gets a clothesline on Austin," Michael Cole said.
Then, Balki was face to face with Negan, who wanted a piece of Balki.
"Oh no, Negan wants to make quick work of Balki," Corey Graves said.
As Balki was back up into the bottom left corner of the ring.
"Negan now has trapped Balki right into that corner and has nowhere to go," JBL said.
Fifteen seconds later, Eddie comes from behind and gets him in a full nelson, then he drops him with a Bubba Bomb.
"Eddie drops Negan with a big Bubba Bomb," Michael Cole said.
Balki was so happy to see that Eddie saved him, that he needed to celebrate.
"I guess Balki is happy that Eddie saved him from being mauled by Negan," JBL said.
"Thank you, you big handsome giant of a man, we now do the Dance of Joy," Balki said to Eddie.
"Oh no, not the dance of joy," Corey Graves complained.
"Come on Corey, this is Balki's thing," Michael Cole said to Corey Graves.
Balki proceeds with some leg kicks and moments of jumping, but Eddie wasn't in the mood for it.
"I'm not the only one who doesn't like this, Eddie is not too happy to see Balki dancing," Corey Graves said.
Balki then turns around and says, "hey".
"Nice to know you Balki," JBL said.
When he turns around again, Eddie nails him with a clothesline, taking him down.
"Eddie with a clothesline and Balki is flat on his back," Michael Cole said.
A minute remained until the next entrant came out as Twilight lifts up AVGN and drops him rib first onto her knee.
"Twilight just drop AVGN onto her knee," JBL said.
She continues to do it about four more times.
"Those ribs are getting very tender with every drop by Twilight onto AVGN," Michael Cole said.
When Twilight drops AVGN to the mat, Josh nails Twilight from behind with a running forearm, taking her down as the fans gave some boos for that moment.
"Josh with a running forearm to back of Twilight's skull, this is why a battle royal is dangerous because anyone can get you from behind," Corey Graves said.
Meanwhile, Eddie got Balki over the top rope, but Balki grabs onto the middle rope and wasn't moving a muscle.
"Eddie is trying to eliminate Balki here," JBL said.
"That clothesline might did a number on Balki," Michael Cole said.
The elimination attempt lasts seventeen seconds as Balki lands on the apron and rolls back into the ring.
"Lucky Balki lands on the apron and remains in the rumble," JBL said.
In the top right corner of the ring, Katniss was getting Justin with these headbutts to the chest.
"Now Katniss is hitting headbutts onto Justin's chest," Michael Cole said.
"Justin's chest will not look good after this match I can tell ya," Corey Graves said.
After ten headbutts, Katniss lifts up Justin in a fireman's carry position.
"Katniss has Justin in a bad spot," JBL said.
After a few seconds, Katniss gets Justin with a running death valley driver into the corner as the fans just cringe at the impact.
"Running D.V.D and Justin's back just hit the corner really hard," Michael Cole said.
As Katniss got up and with fights happening in the ring, the rumble clock was ticking down as another entrant was on their way to the match.
"I hope Justin can recover because another entrant is about to enter the melee," Corey Graves said.
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...BZZT!
Suddenly, "Turn It Up" by CFO$ starts to play as the fans gave a decent pop of cheers.
"Oh please, don't tell me Bayley is here. I hate those inflatable arm failing tube men," Corey Graves complained.
A few seconds later, the reaction grew even louder as they see the next entrant on the stage and that entrant was...
Entrant #38: Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
"What the, it's Pinkie Pie. Pinkie Pie is here," Michael Cole said in shock.
"Pinkie Pie is entrant thirty-eight in the Fandom Royal Rumble II," JBL said.
On the stage was the excitable party loving Pinkie Pie. This was not the pony version of Pinkie, it was the human version, she was seen wearing a pink and blue crop top, pink and blue long wrestling tights, and pink and blue wrestling boots, she was channeling Bayley for this match.
"I'm not be a fan of Bayley, but I'm a fan of Pinkie and her off the wall persona," Corey Graves said.
After several seconds, four party cannons that were on the stage went off as they fire confetti.
"Forget about the tube men, we got party cannons and it is like a bash here at the rumble," Michael Cole said.
Pinkie then runs down the entrance way and she enters the ring.
"Here comes Pinkie," Corey Graves said.
Pinkie then hugs Austin, it was almost like a super fan wanting to get close to the singer.
"Pinkie is hugging Austin," Michael Cole said in confusion.
"Pinkie stop hugging Austin and start to fight," JBL said to Pinkie.
After a few seconds, Pinkie then gets Austin with the Bayley to Belly (or should I say, Pinkie to Belly).
"Bayley to Belly suplex," Michael Cole said.
"More like Pinkie to Belly," Corey Graves said.
Pinkie gets up and grabs Eddie, she then gets Eddie with the Pinkie to Belly.
"Pinkie to Belly on Eddie and Pinkie is on fire," JBL said.
Pinkie gets back up again and then she and Twilight grab Eddie.
"Looks like Pinkie and Twilight might end Eddie's time in the match," Michael Cole said.
Twilight and Pinkie then toss Eddie over the top rope and onto the floor as the fans gave some boos for that elimination.
"There goes Eddie by Twilight and Pinkie," JBL said.
28th Elimination: Eddie Winslow; Eliminated by: Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie; Duration-34:46
As Eddie left the ringside area with the fans giving him a standing ovation for his effort, Twilight and Pinkie begin to hit AVGN with shots to the back.
"Now Pinkie and Twilight are firing away on AVGN's back," Michael Cole said.
"These two friends want to get rid of the former Terminator record holder," Corey Graves said.
After ten shots, Twilight and Pinkie lift up AVGN and drop him with a spinebuster.
"Double spinebuster and AVGN is now flat on his back," JBL said.
A minute remained until the next entrant came out and Josh nails Negan with a back fist to the side of Negan's head.
"Back fist to Negan and he is reeling because of Josh," Michael Cole said.
Josh then climbs up to the top rope on the bottom right corner of the ring.
"Josh is up on the top rope, it is not safe in this kind of match," Corey Graves said.
Josh jumps off the top rope, hoping for a cross body.
"Josh is now flying like a bird," JBL said.
But, Negan moves out of the way and Twilight and Pinkie get hit with the move instead.
"Negan moves just in time and Josh accidentally hits Pinkie and Twilight with a cross body," Michael Cole said.
As Josh gets up, Negan gets Josh with a bulldog.
"Negan takes down Josh with a bulldog," Corey Graves said.
Meanwhile, Katniss has Balki sitting down in the top right corner of the ring and then she begins to stomp away at Balki's chest.
"Katniss now stomping away at Balki's chest," Michael Cole said.
"She's stomping a mud hole on Balki," JBL said.
After twenty stomps, Katniss runs to the bottom left corner of the ring.
"I think Katniss is ready for some high impact moves here," Corey Graves said.
Katniss then runs towards Balki and gets him with a Bronco buster.
"Bronco buster on Balki, shades of DX member, X-Pac," Michael Cole said.
Katniss went up and down on Balki's chest as Balki was in some pain.
"Katniss is bucking up and down like she is riding a horse or a bull," JBL said.
After five seconds, Negan grabs Katniss from behind, lifts her up, and then drops her with a facebuster.
"Negan just ruin the moment by getting Katniss with a facebuster," Corey Graves said.
As Negan got up and with fights happening in the ring, the rumble clock was ticking down as another entrant was ready to enter the match.
"Well it looks like another entrant is about to enter in a few seconds," Michael Cole said.
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...BZZT!
Entrant #39: Marceline The Vampire Queen (Adventure Time)
With this hard rock music playing through the speakers, out came the thousand year old vampire rocker, Marceline The Vampire Queen. Wearing a red tank top, dark blue jeans, and red wrestling boots, Marceline got some very loud cheers from the die hard Adventure Time fans.
"Things just got a bit stranger here," JBL said.
"From the land of Ooo, here comes the rocking vampire, Marceline The Vampire Queen, entering at number thirty-nine," Corey Graves said.
Marceline runs down the entrance way and she enters the ring.
"Marceline is ready to play a song on all of those fighters in the ring," JBL said.
She then gives out punches to AVGN, Katniss, Josh, Pinkie, Twilight, Austin, Justin, Geoff, and Balki.
"Marceline is firing off on all cylinders," JBL said.
"Not bad for a vampire who is also a musician," Michael Cole said.
Marceline sees Negan coming her way and gives him an overhead belly to belly suplex.
"Marceline with an overhead belly to belly suplex on Negan," Corey Graves said.
Marceline gets back up and was pumped up like crazy.
"Looks like Marceline is feeding the intensity from these fans," Michael Cole said.
Marceline then grabs Negan's legs, she then wraps around one leg, and then she gets the figure four leg lock on Negan.
"Marceline has the figure four locked in Negan," JBL said.
As that was happening, Twilight and Pinkie were stomping away at Negan.
"And now, Twilight and Pinkie are stomping away on Negan while the lock is still on Negan," Michael Cole said.
"They sure want to hurt Negan so they can eliminate him as fast as they can," Corey Graves said.
It lasts eighteen seconds as Marceline lets go of Negan and tries to attack Pinkie and Twilight.
"Marceline gets out of the hold and she is trying to attack the Canterlot High duo," JBL said.
But, Twilight and Pinkie begin to hit Marceline with clubbing blows to the back.
"Now Twilight and Pinkie Pie are hitting those blows onto Marcy's back," Michael Cole said.
"The Vampire Queen is looking like a peasant here," Corey Graves said.
After ten shots, Twilight and Pinkie hooks Marceline's arms around their necks, hoping to get her with a suplex.
"They are looking to get Marceline with a double suplex here," JBL said.
As they lift her up, Marceline then counters and gets the two girls with a double DDT.
"Marceline just countered with a double DDT onto Twilight and Pinkie," Corey Graves said.
A minute remained until the next entrant came out as Marceline tosses AVGN over the top rope, but AVGN grabbed onto the top rope and remained on the apron.
"Marceline tossed AVGN over the top rope, but it didn't work as he is still on the apron," Michael Cole said.
Then, Marceline tries to push AVGN off the apron, but he had a strong hold of the ropes.
"Marceline is trying to push AVGN off the apron," Corey Graves said.
"Look at AVGN, he is trying so hard not to get eliminated from the rumble," JBL said.
The elimination attempt lasts fifteen seconds as AVGN nails a power glove assisted forearm, sending Marceline back a bit.
"AVGN with a forearm and Marceline is a bit dazed from that attack," Michael Cole said.
Then, AVGN hops onto the top rope and soon he jumps off and nails Marceline with a missile dropkick.
"Missile dropkick on Marceline from AVGN and he is still in the rumble," Corey Graves said.
Meanwhile, Josh and Balki were trading back and forth shots to each other.
"Josh and Balki are going back and forth here," Michael Cole said.
"Surprised Balki is back on his feet after being a doormat for several minutes in the rumble," JBL said.
Twelve seconds later, Josh lifts up Balki and gets him with a Samoan drop.
"Josh just dropped Balki with a Samoan drop," Corey Graves said.
Meanwhile, Katniss was nailing elbows to the upper part of Austin's back.
"Katniss with some elbows to Austin's back," JBL said.
"Katniss has been in the match for over twenty-five minutes, pretty good so far," Michael Cole said.
After six elbows, Katniss gets Austin in a full nelson, then she gives him a half nelson slam.
"Katniss with a half nelson slam right onto Austin," JBL said.
With Austin down and with fights happening in the ring, the rumble clock was ticking down as the fortieth entrant was on their way.
"We are about to be halfway through the rumble soon, who's entrant forty," Corey Graves asked.
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...BZZT!
Then, the famous John Williams score from the Star Wars films starts to play as the fans cheer very loudly as a Star Wars character was going to enter the rumble.
"Here comes someone from a galaxy far, far, away," JBL said.
A few seconds later, the cheers grew louder as the next entrant was on the stage and that entrant was...
Entrant #40: Chewbacca (Star Wars)
"IT'S CHEWBACCA," Michael Cole screamed in shock.
"The famous wookie from Star Wars is the fortieth entrant," Corey Graves said.
The tall wookie stood at the stage as the fans continue to cheer and imitate the famous wookie growl.
"It seems the fans have a favorite that could eliminate Negan from the rumble," JBL said.
Chewbacca then starts to slowly walk down the entrance way, wanting to pace himself for the match.
"Chewbacca is taking his time to get to the ring," Michael Cole said.
"He doesn't want to waste his energy running down to the ring," Corey Graves said.
It takes about thirty seconds for Chewbacca to reach ringside and then he enters the ring.
"And now the wookie is in the ring," JBL said.
Chewbacca then nails chops to the skulls of AVGN, Negan, Marceline, Pinkie, Twilight, Balki, Katniss, Justin, Austin, and Geoff, taking them all down.
"Chewbacca with chops to everyone in the ring," Michael Cole said.
"He's a bit more angry ever since what happened to Han Solo," Corey Graves said.
Then, Josh lifts up Chewbacca and slams him into the top right corner of the ring.
"Josh now slams Chewbacca right into the corner of the ring," JBL said.
Josh then backs away from the corner, hoping for some corner move on Chewbacca.
"Josh could hit a stinger splash, but it might be a bad idea," Michael Cole said.
Josh then runs towards Chewbacca for a stinger splash, but unfortunately, Chewbacca catches him in time.
"Whoops, bad move for Josh as Chewbacca catches Josh in time," JBL said.
Chewbacca then tosses Josh over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating Josh to some minor cheers from the crowd.
"Josh now joins Drake as he is eliminated from the rumble," Corey Graves said.
29th Elimination: Josh Nichols; Eliminated by: Chewbacca; Duration-18:54
As Josh left the ringside area, Chewbacca grabs Negan by the neck, lifts his arm up, and drops him hard onto the mat with a forearm to the chest.
"Negan got taken down again by Chewbacca with a forearm to the chest," Michael Cole said.
A minute remained until the next entrant came out as Katniss, AVGN, Geoff, Justin, Twilight, Pinkie, Marceline, Austin, and Balki were trying to get Chewbacca over the top rope, but with no luck.
"It looks like nine people are trying to eliminate Chewbacca here," JBL said.
"We could see a riot if Chewbacca gets eliminated early in the match," Corey Graves said.
The elimination attempt lasts fifteen seconds as Chewbacca uses his strength to push everyone back.
"Look at the strength of Chewbacca, he just push the nine fighters away like they were feathers," Michael Cole said.
He then nails big boots to the faces of Austin, Katniss, Justin, AVGN, Marceline, Twilight, Balki, Pinkie, Geoff, and Negan, taking them all down again.
"Chewbacca is going crazy with boots to everyone in the ring," Corey Graves said.
"No one can stop this wookie," JBL said.
Chewbacca picks up Negan by his hair and gets him back onto his feet.
"Chewbacca has Negan back onto his feet," Corey Graves said.
Then, Chewbacca starts to give Negan these slaps to the chest.
"Chewbacca with slaps to Negan in his chest," Michael Cole said.
"This is most punishment that Negan has received so far," JBL said.
After ten slaps, Chewbacca drops Negan to the mat.
"Timber and down goes Negan," Corey Graves said.
Chewbacca then grabs Justin and nails some more slaps to the chest.
"Now Chewbacca is slapping Justin right in the chest as well," Michael Cole said.
"Chewbacca is probably the only entrant to take the least amount of punishment so far," JBL said.
After seven slaps, Chewbacca gets Justin with a powerslam.
"Chewbacca with a powerslam on Justin and he is down," Corey Graves said.
As Chewbacca got up and with fights happening in the ring, the rumble clock was ticking down as another entrant was about to appear in the match.
"Who will be our forty-first entrant in the second Fandom Royal Rumble," JBL asked.
To be continued...
We are officially half way through the rumble and out of all the entrants in the ring, AVGN has been in the longest at almost thirty-four minutes, but Katniss is not too far behind at almost twenty-eight minutes. But will any more records be broken, only time will tell. Anyway, here are the stats after this chapter.
Entries gone through this story: 40
Entries still left: 40
People in the ring: 11
Eliminated competitors: Bud Bundy, Chucky, Wendell Ruckus, Sans, Homer Simpson, Luna Loud, Whiskey Foxtrot, Tracer, Rosalina, Damien Walters, Charlie Kelly, Yuya Sakaki, Lagoona Blue, Jasper, Dawn, Sheldon Cooper, Poppy'O Hair, "Angry" Joe Vargas, Daryl Dixon, Sunset Shimmer, Ethan Hunt, Drake Parker, El Diablo, T.K Takaishi, Holly O'Hair, Asuka Langley Soryu, Elsa, Eddie Winslow, and Josh Nichols.
People still in the match: The Angry Video Game Nerd, Katniss Everdeen, Justin, Austin Moon, Geoff, Negan, Twilight Sparkle, Balki Bartakamous, Pinkie Pie, Marceline The Vampire Queen, and Chewbacca.
Fandom Royal Rumble Records:
Survivor (Longest Time in the ring): Lapis Lazuli (1 hour, 2 minutes, and 17 seconds, FRR)
Runner Up: Daryl Dixon (1 hour, 2 minutes, and 10 seconds, FRR II)
Survivor Combo (longest combined time in the rumble): The Angry Video Game Nerd (sixty-seven minutes and counting)
Runner Up: Lapis Lazuli (1 hour, 2 minutes, and 17 seconds)
Terminator (most eliminations in a single rumble): Negan (eight eliminations, FRR II)
Runner up: The Angry Video Game Nerd and Jasper (six eliminations, FRR and FRR II)
Genesis (most combined eliminations): The Angry Video Game Nerd (nine eliminations)
Runner Up: Negan (eight eliminations)
Wolf Pack (most people involved in a single elimination): Hugo and Jasper (eleven people, FRR and FRR II)
Runner Up: Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson, and Sheeva (three people, FRR)
Will Negan break Roman Reigns' elimination record?
Will Chewbacca be stopped?
And will Balki continue to be a human pain magnet?
You have to tune in to find out.
