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Last time on DBWE…
"Solar Flare!" Goku shouted. As Cell turns around, he gets blinded by the flash of light.
"This is his chance!" Ox King shouted. "Get him Goku!"
Cell dropped the pipe he was holding. Goku quickly picked it up, held it tight in his grasp, and swung at Cell's head.
"OH SNAP!" said Striker and Ox King.
The crowd all gasped at the sound of the pipe cracking Cell's head and The Ultimate Android crashed down to the ground face-first.
"That was a sickening blow right to the head of Cell! Man that was sick!" said Striker.
"I wonder if that did the job!" said Ox King.
The referee went over to Cell and turned him over to check him for blood and Cell's head was gushing blood.
"Whoa! It's blood! We got blood!" said Striker.
The referee called for the bell and the match was over.
"It is all over! Goku has defeated Cell!" said Ox King.
Match Card:
Piccolo vs. Drew McIntyre
Layla (c) vs. Launch vs. Chi-Chi vs. Android 18 (Fatal 4 Way Match for the WWE Women's Championship)
The Miz (c) vs. Gohan w/Videl (U.S. Championship)
The Hart Dynasty (c) vs. Khali-Buu vs. Cell and Friezavs. Turtle Crane Inc. (Krillin and Tien Shinhan) (Tag Team Turmoil for the WWE Tag Team Championship)
Yamcha vs. Ted Dibiase (Evil Containment Wave Match)
Goku vs. Kane (c) (Three Stages of Hell Match for the World Heavyweight Championship)
Vegeta vs. Sheamus (c) (Fan's Revenge Hardcore Match for the WWE Championship)
Note: (c) indicates current champion
Chapter 11: Summerslam
Pyro goes off in the Orange Star Arena in Satan City. The arena is sold out for the biggest pay-per-view of the summer, Summerslam. We join our commentators, Master Roshi, Ox King, and Oolong at ringside.
"Hehehe, we are live from the Orange Star Arena in Satan City for WWE Summerslam, the hottest party of the summer!" Roshi said. "Now where are the hot babes who came to see me?"
"In another dimension, old man," Oolong said.
"Tonight we have four main events taking place," Ox King said.
"We have a Tag Team Turmoil for the WWE Tag Team Championship," Oolong said. "We have Goku taking on Kane for the World Heavyweight Championship in Three Stages of Hell."
"We also have Vegeta taking on Sheamus in a Fan's Revenge Hardcore Match," Roshi said. "And we have Yamcha taking on Ted DiBiase in an Evil Containment Wave Match. That match is the most brutal of the night in my opinion."
"Let's not waste any more time," Ox King said. "It's time to start our first match. Piccolo is taking on Drew McIntyre,"
Piccolo vs. Drew McIntyre
(Shaman's Harvest – "Broken Dreams")
What's that metronome I hear?
Perhaps the end, is drawing near
You never hear the shot that takes you down…
Out of time, so say goodbye
What is yours, now is mine
"The Sinister Scotsman" Drew McIntyre comes out to boos. He walks slowly down the ramp to the ring. He walks up the stairs and gets into the ring. He looks out into the crowd as they boo him.
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall," Chimel began. "Introducing first, from Ayr, Scotland, weighing 256 pounds, Drew McIntyre."
"Drew McIntyre is formidable," Roshi said.
"Piccolo will win, got that," Oolong said.
(Adema – "Immortal")
Let's fight
We're face to face
Loyalty is what I need to see from you
You're insecure
I can see the fear that breeds in your heart
Where will you run? Where will you hide?
I see the blood drip from your eyes
Who will survive? Let's get it on
And we'll fight
Piccolo enters the arena to loud chants.
"Piccolo! Piccolo! Piccolo!"
The lights turn green as Piccolo sheds his turban and cloak as pyro goes off. He walks down the ramp slowly and glares at McIntyre. He gets onto the apron and enters the ring, not taking his eyes off McIntyre.
"And the opponent, from Planet Namek, Piccolo!" Chimel said as the crowd cheered louder.
"Piccolo needs to get through this quickly on focus on his Intercontinental Championship match at Night of Champions," Ox King said.
"Agreed," Roshi said.
He locked eyes with McIntyre and the two of them stared at each other, neither backing down an inch.
"Now those are some intense glares if I have ever seen any!" said Oolong.
"Hell yeah!" said Roshi. "I'm ready to see these two go at it!"
The referee called for the bell and the match began.
"And here we go!" said Roshi. "Piccolo and McIntyre, one on one!"
The two superstars began the match by circling each other until meeting in the middle of the ring. The two of them locked up and McIntyre quickly transitioned to a side headlock. Piccolo felt McIntyre's arms tighten around his head and was quick to get out of it. He backed up into the ropes and used the momentum from them to throw McIntyre off of him. McIntyre bounced off the adjacent ropes and as he went back to Piccolo, he threw himself at The Namek's legs and rolled him up.
"Whoa!" said Oolong. "After a nice technical exchange there McIntyre has gotten Piccolo in a pinning position!"
1
Piccolo kicked out of the rollup and he and McIntyre got back to their feet.
"But Piccolo kicks out rather quickly!" said Roshi.
The Sinister Scotsman threw a clothesline at Piccolo, but he ducked it, hooked his arms with McIntyre's, and pulled him down into a pinning position.
"Now look at this!" said Oolong. "Piccolo has McIntyre down in a pinning position now!"
1
McIntyre kicked out of the pin and as he and Piccolo got to their feet. The two locked up again, and Piccolo whipped McIntyre into the ropes. He takes McIntyre down with a shoulder block.
"Man, oh man!" said Roshi. "Nice shoulder block!"
Piccolo charged at McIntyre and threw a kick at his stomach but his foot was caught by McIntyre and The Sinister Scotsman spun Piccolo around and gave him a big boot.
"Ooh!" said Roshi. "Big boot right to the face!"
"There sure wasn't anything pretty about that one!" said Oolong.
The kick rattled Piccolo and he fell down to the mat on his back and McIntyre leapt on him and started dropping hard punches down on the sides of his head.
"And look at those punches fly!" said Roshi.
"Piccolo is in a bad spot!" said Oolong. "He needs to find a way out of this!"
After hitting one final punch, McIntyre covered Piccolo.
"McIntyre has covered Piccolo!" said Roshi.
1…2…
Piccolo kicked out of the pin.
"Piccolo kicks out at 2!" said Oolong.
McIntyre got to his feet and dropped a hard kick down Piccolo before picking him up and throwing Piccolo shoulder first into the ring post.
"Oooh!" The crowd responded as they heard the impact.
"McIntyre smashed Piccolo into the ring post shoulder first!" said Roshi.
Then, The Sinister Scotsman underhooked Piccolo.
"Now it looks like he is going to follow up with the Future Shock DDT!" said Oolong.
Suddenly, Piccolo countered out and lifted up McIntyre onto his shoulder. He gave McIntyre a powerslam.
"Oh!" said Oolong. "The Future Shock has been countered by Piccolo!"
"And McIntyre crashed into the mat!" said Roshi.
McIntyre's back collided with the mat hard and he suddenly felt himself being picked up by Piccolo. Piccolo kicked McIntyre in the stomach, ran to the ropes, bounced off, and gave The Chosen One a scissors kick. Piccolo pins McIntyre.
"It Came From Namek!" said Oolong. "Piccolo has pinned McIntyre!"
1…2…
McIntyre kicked out of the pin.
"McIntyre kicks out at the last second!" said Roshi.
Piccolo quickly got to his feet and picked McIntyre up as if to body slam him, but McIntyre started to swing his legs wildly and fell down behind Piccolo and backed into the ropes.
"McIntyre fights out of the body slam!" said Roshi.
"What is he about to do now!" asked Oolong.
Piccolo turned around and saw McIntyre rushing at him and flew to the side, avoiding the big boot.
"Whew! That was a close call!" said Ox King. "Piccolo just barely avoided McIntyre's patented big boot!"
McIntyre turned back to Piccolo, only to be kicked in the midsection by him and turned around. Piccolo locked his arm around McIntyre's head and then lifted him up in the air. The crowd was going crazy with cheers as they saw Piccolo about to hit McIntyre with his finishing move.
"Oh man!" said Oolong. "It looks like Piccolo is going for the maneuver that got him his first victory last week!"
"What was it called, Farewell from Namek!" asked Roshi.
"For the second time, it is called Greetings From Namek!" said Oolong. "Get it right geezer!"
However, McIntyre once again wildly swung his legs and used that momentum to fall down behind Piccolo and push him forward into the ropes. Piccolo turned back around only to be shocked and surprised.
"Destructive Wave!" McIntyre shouted and fired the blast. Piccolo was struck down by his own move.
"Oh shit!" said Oolong. "McIntyre got out of Piccolo's grasp and just blasted Piccolo with his own signature move!"
There was a collective "Ooh!" from the crowd as they heard the impact of Piccolo hit by the wave. McIntyre immediately covered Piccolo.
"Well that's done!" said Roshi. "McIntyre has won this one!"
"He hasn't yet!" said Oolong. "He has to get the 3 count first!"
1…2…
Piccolo kicked out.
McIntyre picked up Piccolo and once again underhooked him, setting up the Future Shock.
"If Drew hits this, it's over!" Ox King said.
Piccolo counters out again, grabs McIntyre by the legs, getting him on the ground. He locks in the Namekian Knot.
At that moment, a figure slid into the ring and smashed an object over Piccolo's head.
"What the fuck!" yelled Roshi.
"Who is that!" yelled Oolong.
All eyes focused on the figure and it was revealed to be "Dashing" Cody Rhodes. He had a smirk on his face and was holding a steel chair in his hand.
"It's 'Dashing' Cody Rhodes!" yelled Oolong. "What the hell is he doing here!"
"I don't know!" said Roshi. "But what I do know is that he just smashed Piccolo with that chair!"
The referee called for the bell, signifying that the match was over. Then he exited the ring and whispered something in the ring announcer's ear.
"Yo, what's going on now!" asked Roshi.
"I think I know!" said Oolong.
Roberts held the microphone to his lips and began to speak.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match by way of disqualification, Piccolo!"
The duo continue to beat down on Piccolo with the chair. The crowd cheers as Future Trunks comes out to Piccolo's aid.
"Here comes the Intercontinental Champion!" Ox King said.
Future Trunks slides into the ring as McIntyre and Rhodes exit the ring with smirks on their faces.
(Dale Oliver and Tha Trademarc – "Gold Medal")
Ringside
"What was the meaning of that attack?" Roshi asked.
"I guess we'll find out this Friday," Roshi said.
"Speaking of Friday, it's time for SmackDown!'s Fatal 4 Way Match for the Women's Championship," Oolong said.
"Oh baby, yeah, hot women!" Roshi said excited.
Backstage (18's Locker Room)
The crowd cheers as 18's is seen doing stretches as Krillin and her 3-year-old daughter Marron enter the room.
"Hey babe," Krillin said. "I wanted you to know that we're rooting for you to win."
"Do your best, mommy," Marron said. "I know you can win."
18 smiled as she put on her gloves. "Right, sweetheart, I will win." She turned to Krillin. "Don't you have a match to get ready for?"
"Oh right," Krillin said. "Come on Marron! You can help Daddy get ready for his match."
"Yay!" Marron said laughing.
Backstage (Chi-Chi's Locker Room)
The crowd boos as Chi-Chi is seen taping her wrists.
"Good luck, Mom," Gohan said.
"Thanks son," Chi-Chi said.
"You can do it," Goten said.
Backstage (Turtle Crane Inc.'s Locker Room)
Launch is seen putting her gloves on as the crowd cheers.
"Good luck Launch," Tien said as he kissed her.
"Thanks, sweetie," Launch said. "Oh my! I only hope that I can get past 18. She's tough."
"Win or lose, give it your all," Chaotzu said.
"I will," Launch said before she gave Tien a kiss and left.
Backstage (Team Lay-Cool's Locker Room)
"Oh my god, do you see what she wears?" Michelle McCool asked. The crowd boos.
"Ewww!" Layla said childishly. "None of my opponents have any fashion sense."
"You got a middle-aged housewife, a tin can, and a future ex-con gunning for our title," McCool said. "Do they really think they have a chance?"
"Tonight's win will be simply…"Layla began.
"Flawless!" The two finished.
Ringside
"Which one of these divas will walk out as the Women's Champion?" Ox King asked. "Find out next."
Layla vs. Launch vs. Chi-Chi vs. Android 18 (Women's Championship)
"The following Fatal 4 Way Match is for the WWE Women's Championship!" Chimel said.
(Billy Lincoln – "Out To Kill")
The lights in the arena turn green. Launch (Good) comes out to cheers from the crowd. She waves to the crowd and walks down the ramp. She high fives a kid in the front row and slides into the ring. She gets on a turnbuckle and blows kisses to the crowd as they cheer.
"Launch looks better and better by the day!" Roshi said.
(Jim Johnston – "Not Enough for Me")
You're not enough for me (oh no)
Just another man in love with me (just another man, yeah)
Gotta open up your eyes and see (Oh yeah)
You're not enough for me
Team-Lay Cool comes out to boos. They unzip their jackets and show off their title belts and walk down the ramp. Layla then gets into the ring and raises her belt into the air.
"This whole Co-Women's Champion thing is so annoying," Oolong said.
"Same here," Ox King said.
(Jeff Hardy – "Modest (remix)")
Smoke covers the entrance.
Modest to the top (to the top, to the top, to the top)
Modest at the top (at the top, at the top, at the top)
Modest past the top (past the top, past the top, past the top)
Still Modest, past the top (past the top, past the top, past the top)
Chi-Chi emerges from the smoke wearing new gear that resembles her outfit from Dragonball. The outfit was more of a bodysuit that covered everything on her except her arms and calves. The crowd boos her. She just sneers at them as walks down the ramp.
"Ox, what's up with your daughter lately?" Roshi asked. "This new attitude of hers is not making her any friends here in the WWE."
"I talked to her earlier today and she said: 'I'm not here to make friends or to please the perverts in the crowd. I'm here to be the Women's Champion.'," Ox King replied.
Chi-Chi slides in the ring and goes to her corner.
(Boy Hits Car – "Lovefurypassionenergy")
So fuck your rules man
So fuck your rules man
So fuck your rules man
So fuck your rules man
So fuck your rules man,
You step up, you'll go down fast
I've got to release all the
Shit that has made up my past
"18, 18!" The crowd shouts.
18 comes out to the arena wearing her outfit from the Majin Buu Saga. After flicking her hair back, pyro goes off on the stage. She smirks and walks down the ramp. 18 walks up the steps and gets into the ring.
"Something's get to give here," Oolong said.
The four divas are in each of the four corners. McCool is on the outside as introductions began.
"Introducing the challengers," Chimel began. "First, from, South City, Launch!"
The crowd cheers as Launch waves to the crowd.
"Introducing the challenger, from The East District, 'The Ox Princess,' Chi-Chi!"
The crowd boos as Chi-Chi does leg stretches.
"Introducing the challenger, from The Turtle Island, 'The Deadly Beauty,' Android 18!"
The crowd cheers their heads off as 18 does arm stretches.
"And, from Miami, Florida, she is the self-professed co-WWE Women's Champion, Layla!"
The crowd boos Layla as she holds the belt up in the air. The referee takes the belt and holds it up again to the crowd boos. The bell rings.
"Here we go!" Roshi said. "The Fatal 4 Way is underway!"
18, Launch, and Chi-Chi meet in the ring and stare each other down. Layla stands there appalled.
"Hey! Hey! I'm in this match too!" She shouted.
The three turn to her and look back at one another again.
"Damn! They're not taking Layla seriously," Oolong said.
Layla, infuriated, shoves all three challengers.
"I am the co-Women's Champion! You will pay attention to me!" Layla shouted. For her trouble, Chi-Chi clotheslines her, and all three challengers stomp away at her.
"That's what she gets," Roshi said.
The three then throw her out of the ring. McCool rushes to Layla. The three in the ring circle each other. Chi-Chi is the first to attack, as she kicks Launch in the stomach. 18 tackles Chi-Chi to the ground and starts punching away at her.
"Meow! Catfight!" Roshi said.
Suddenly, Chi-Chi shot at 18, wrapped her arms around her, and lifted her off the mat. The Ox Princess ran to one of the corners and drove 18 into it.
"Chi-Chi starts things off with her power by driving 18 all the way into one of the corners!" said Ox King.
Chi-Chi began to repeatedly drive her shoulder into 18's stomach and as she did, Launch got into the action by leaping all the way onto the top rope, her legs on either side of 18 and started to land punches on her head.
"And look at Launch! She leapt all the way to the top rope and is dropping punches down on 18!" said Roshi.
"Now this is something you don't see every day! This match has already gotten started in a big way!" said Ox King.
Chi-Chi pulled out of the corner and backed to the middle of the ring and Launch continued her assault on 18. Chi-Chi took off running at 18 and The Deadly Beauty managed to see her coming and she slid down and out of the ring. As a result, Launch fell down and hung upside down in the corner and Chi-Chi ended up driving her shoulder into SmackDown!'s Sweetheart's midsection.
"Oh! Launch is the one that gets hit with the shoulder ram by Chi-Chi!" said Roshi.
18 got back into the ring, grabbed Chi-Chi, and rolled her up into a pinning position.
"Look at 18! She is taking advantage of the situation and has rolled Chi-Chi up!" said Ox King.
1…2…
Chi-Chi kicked out of the pin.
"Whoa! Man that was a close one! 18 damn near got the win right there!" said Roshi.
18 got to her feet and began to stomp Chi-Chi's leg, causing The Ox Princess to yell out in pain. 18 circled her and stomped on her left arm. She kept going and stomped on Chi-Chi's head. 18 circled and stomped on Chi-Chi's right arm. She finally ended the assault by stomping on Chi-Chi's right leg. Chi-Chi grabbed her hurt legs and grit her teeth as the pain went through them.
"Whew! Talk about picking out body parts and assaulting them! 18 is going to town on Chi-Chi's entire body!" said Oolong.
18 grabbed one of The Ox Princess's legs, turned her over, and locked an Ankle Lock on it, causing Chi-Chi to yell out loudly.
"And it is only getting worse for Chi-Chi as 18 has locked on the Ankle Lock!" said Roshi.
The referee asked Chi-Chi if she wanted to give up and she said "NO!" and 18 cranked on more pressure and applied a grapevine to the leg. At this point, Launch had pulled herself back up onto the top turnbuckle.
"Look! Launch is on the top turnbuckle!" said Ox King.
"Oh man! What is she about to do!" asked Roshi.
Launch turned her head and saw that 18 had an Ankle Lock locked on Chi-Chi and wanted to make sure that "The Deadly Beauty" didn't get the victory. SmackDown!'s Sweetheart stood tall on the top turnbuckle, looking out at the crowd. Then Launch leapt up and flew backwards into the ring, performing a backflip as she did so. Then SmackDown!'s Sweetheart crashed right down on 18, hitting her with a moonsault and causing her to release the Ankle Lock.
"Oh my God!" yelled Ox King.
"Launch hits a picture perfect moonsault on 18 and it forces her to release the Ankle Lock!" said Roshi.
"That was amazing!" said Ox King.
The crowd let out loud cheers as 18 rolled over in pain and Launch covered the downed Chi-Chi.
"And Launch covers Chi-Chi!" said Roshi.
1…2…
Chi-Chi got her shoulder off of the mat.
"Chi-Chi gets her shoulder up at 2!" said Ox King.
Launch got up and made her way to 18 and picked her up. SmackDown!'s Sweetheart placed her head in between 18's body and arm, wrapped her arms around her waist, lifted her off the mat, and hit her with a Northern Lights Suplex and immediately landing in a pinning position.
"Beautiful suplex by Launch and she now has 18 in a pinning position!" said Roshi.
1…2
Layla reentered the ring and broke up the pin.
"Layla breaks up the pin," Ox King said.
"Chi-Chi and 18 are going to have to get back in this somehow or Launch is going to be all over them!" said Roshi.
Layla starts beating on Chi-Chi as Launch deals with 18.
Layla grabbed Chi-Chi's head and turned her around.
"Uh oh! Layla may be setting up the Layout!" Oolong said.
Chi-Chi counters and shoves Layla into the ropes. McCool is on the apron. Chi-Chi approaches her. McCool tries to throw a punch, but Chi-Chi catches it and hits her with a forearm.
"Do not ruin this for me bimbo!" Chi-Chi shouted. Layla rolls her up.
"Look! There's a cover here!" Ox King said.
1…
Chi-Chi rolled through and countered. Chi-Chi strikes the seated Women's Champion with the Blackout kick.
"Blackout! This is Chi-Chi's chance!" Ox King said. Chi-Chi goes for the pin.
1…2…
18 stomps on Chi-Chi, breaking up the pin.
"18 breaks the pin," Roshi said.
18 picks Chi-Chi up. She lifts Chi-Chi up in the air in vertical suplex fashion. 18 drops Chi-Chi on her head, executing a Brainbuster.
"Wow! Brainbuster by 18!" Oolong said.
"AA…ACHOO!" Launch sneezed as her hair tickled her nose, reverting to her blonde form. As 18 turns her attention to Launch, she gets a big boot from Launch.
"Wow! Big boot from Launch!" Roshi said.
Launch picked 18 up, but as soon as she was on her feet, 18 decked Launch across the face with a hard punch.
"Ooh! 18 connects with a hard punch!" said Ox King.
The Trigger-Happy Diva reeled back on retaliated with a punch of her own that hit "The Deadly Beauty" in the chin. The two women stood there and began to exchange hard punches with each other.
"Now this is more like it! We got ourselves a straight up fight and I love it!" said Roshi.
Around this time, Chi-Chi had used the ropes to pull herself up to her feet and saw her opponents slugging each other. After shaking out her hurt leg and getting the feeling back in it, Chi-Chi charged right at Launch and 18.
"Chi-Chi is getting back into the match!" said Ox King.
The two women turned their heads at the last second and they were both hit with a clothesline from Chi-Chi. Launch and 18 hit the mat hard, and Launch got to her feet, only to be kicked in the stomach and fall victim to a Snap DDT from Chi-Chi. 18 got up and whipped Chi-Chi into the ropes, but Chi-Chi bounced off and hit 18 with a knee lift. The fans booed The Ox Princess as she got control of the match.
"Chi-Chi is cleaning house now!" said Ox King.
"Launch and 18 both just got hammered with some hard moves and it looks like Chi-Chi isn't done yet!" said Roshi.
Chi-Chi picked 18 up and whipped her into the ropes. As 18 came back to her, Chi-Chi struck her with a spinning wheel kick.
"Chi-Chi hits 18 with a spinning wheel kick!" said Oolong.
18 hit the mat hard and grabbed her head, and at that time, Launch had gotten back up. Chi-Chi saw Launch up and as soon as she turned towards her, grabbed her head, and dropped down to the mat. Chi-Chi struck her in the head with her knees. She then went for a pin.
"Damn, Chi-Chi is on a roll!" said Roshi.
1…2…
Launch was close enough to the bottom ropes to reach out and grab them, breaking the pin.
"Launch grabs the bottom rope and breaks the pin at 2!" said Ox King.
Chi-Chi got to her feet, picked Launch up with her, and placed her on the top of the nearest turnbuckle and got on top with her. Launch found herself being set up for a Super-Plex and she began to punch Chi-Chi in her stomach and sides to try and release her grip.
"Uh oh! Chi-Chi is thinking Super-Plex!" said Roshi.
"But Launch is doing all she can to fight out of it!" said Ox King.
A few punches later, Chi-Chi released her hold on Launch, and The Baddest Bitch on the Planet delivered a hard punch to her jaw that sent her down to the mat on her feet. 18 got back to her feet and ran at Chi-Chi, leapfrogged over her shoulders and up onto Launch's shoulders.
"Whoa!" said Roshi and Ox King.
Then The Deadly Beauty wrapped her legs around Launch's head and hit a Frankensteiner on her off the top ropes. As Launch flipped off the top turnbuckle, she landed on Chi-Chi's shoulders and The Ox Princess drilled The Baddest Bitch on the Planet with a powerbomb.
"DAMN!" said Roshi, Ox King, and Oolong at the same time.
"A rana-whip powerbomb!" Roshi shouted. "Insane!"
The fans were going crazy with cheers as Chi-Chi covered Launch.
1…2…
18 kicked Chi-Chi off of Launch and covered Launch herself.
1…2…
Layla recovered and stomped on 18, breaking the pin. The fans were applauding and cheering the four women loudly.
Ox King, Roshi, and Oolong clapped their hands as well. "I don't have words to describe what we just saw! All I can say is that exchange was just amazing!" said Roshi in awe.
"I know right!" replied Oolong. "These women are showing how bad they want to be the Women's Champion!"
Layla once again beats on Chi-Chi and gives her a suplex. Layla turns to the crowd and taunts as they boo her. Chi-Chi managed to get a foreign object from the ring.
"What does Chi-Chi have now?" Roshi asked.
As Layla went to pick up Chi-Chi, she was struck by Chi-Chi frying pan.
"Oooh!" replied the crowd from the impact. Layla fell to the ground, unconscious.
"We must inform you that there are also no disqualifications in this match," Roshi said.
18 got to her feet and she went to the downed Launch and tried to pick her up, but The Trigger-Happy Diva threw her out of the ring.
"Launch sends 18 to the outside!" said Ox King.
Launch got to her feet and shook the cobwebs out of her head and grabbed the top rope and measured up 18. As soon as The Deadly Beauty got to her feet, Launch propelled herself out of the ring and hit her with a flying crossbody, bringing her down to the floor.
"Launch throws caution to the wind as she propels herself at 18 and hits her with a crossbody!" said Roshi.
The fans ringside cheered for Launch and after Launch got to her feet, she smirked at them before sliding back into the ring. Launch went to Chi-Chi and brawled with her. Launch got the upper hand and grabbed her throat. Launch lifted her up and chokeslammed her.
"Chokeslam by Launch!" Roshi said.
"AA…Achoo!" Launch sneezed returning to her good form. She goes to the top rope.
"Launch goes to the top turnbuckle once more!" said Ox King.
Launch measured up her downed opponent before she leapt off. She performed a corkscrew front flip and transitioned into a senton onto Chi-Chi.
"Launch hits a very innovative move on Chi-Chi!" said Roshi.
Launch covered Chi-Chi.
"And she is going for the win!" said Ox King.
1…2…
Chi-Chi kicked out.
"Wow! I'm kinda surprised that Chi-Chi got out of that one!" said Roshi.
"She did take quite a beating before that pin attempt, so I am as well!" said Ox King.
Launch got up and ran a hand through her hair as she thought of what it would take to keep the powerful wife down for the count and as she did she was blindsided from behind with a dropkick to the head from 18 who had gotten back in the ring.
"18 gets back into the match and hits Launch with a dropkick!" said Roshi.
Launch dropped down to the mat and then 18 turned her attention to Chi-Chi. She saw that The Ox Princess was getting back to her feet and was measuring her up, just waiting for the right moment. Once Chi-Chi was up, 18 crept up behind her and grabbed her left arm. She dropped Chi-Chi to the ground.
"18's going for the Crossface!" said Oolong.
Just before "The Deadly Beauty" could fully lock on the Crossface, Chi-Chi spun out of it and turned 18 around. She performed her Blackout kick but 18 ducked.
"Whoa! Chi-Chi missed the Blackout!" said Ox King.
The crowd was cheering loudly as The Ox Princess turned around and as she did, Launch quickly got up, rushed at Chi-Chi, kicked her in the stomach, and put Chi-Chi's head between left arm. Launch ran to the ropes, jumped, and springboarded off them. She rotates around, still holding Chi-Chi and plows Chi-Chi with a springboard bulldog, Seeing Blue.
"Oh man! Launch hit Chi-Chi with Seeing Blue!" said Roshi.
Chi-Chi was flat on the mat and 18 connected with a standing shooting star press.
"Shooting Star Press! 18 has landed on top of Chi-Chi! She just may win this thing!" said Ox King.
1…2…
Launch pulled 18 off of Chi-Chi and broke the pin.
"Launch is there to break up the pin and the match continues!" said Roshi.
"AA…Achoo!" Launch sneezes and reverts to her blonde form again.
Launch clenched her right fist, shouting as she did. Layla got back up and ran at Launch. Launch puts her out of commission with her knockout punch, More Bang For Ya Buck.
"The Knockout Punch!" Roshi said. "Down goes Layla!"
Launch goes back to 18. 18 gets back up and turns around. Launch goes for More Bang For Ya Buck again, but 18 moves at the last minute.
"Whoa! 18 just barely dodged the More Bang for Ya Buck knockout punch!" said Ox King.
Launch turns back around, and 18 drills her with a bicycle kick, Blonde Ambition.
"Blonde Ambition! 18 just drilled Launch with the Blonde Ambition!" said Roshi.
The crowd went crazy as Launch's body was laid out on the mat and 18 immediately went to the downed Launch and covered her.
"And 18 covered Launch!" said Ox King.
"We're going to have a new champion!" Oolong said.
1…2…3…
The match was over and the referee called for the bell.
(Boy Hits Car – "Lovefurypassionenergy")
Ringside
"It is all over! 18 has defeated Launch, Chi-Chi, and Layla!" Oolong said.
"We have a new champion!" Roshi said.
Back in the ring
"Here is your winner and the NEW WWE Women's Champion, 'The Deadly Beauty,' Android 18!" Chimel said.
18 collapses is exhaustion as the ref hand her the Women's Championship. 18 holds the belt to her chest, and for the first time since becoming an android, tears fell from her eyes as she looks at her newly won championship. She stands up and raises the belt in the air as pyro goes off. The crowd cheers loudly.
"Congratulations to Android 18!" Ox King said.
Meanwhile, Chi-Chi and Team Lay-Cool leave the ring and head to the back. Launch gets to her feet. 18 turns around to see Launch standing. The two shake hands and embrace one another.
"Congratulations! You fought well. This is your night, so enjoy it," Launch said.
"What a show of sportsmanship shown by Launch," Roshi said.
Turtle Crane Inc. comes out to congratulate the two divas on a well-fought battle.
"I'm sorry Launch," Tien said.
"It's okay, I got Night of Champions to look forward to," Launch said.
"Congratulations, Mommy!" Marron said as she hugged her mother.
"Thanks, sweetie," 18 said choked up, more tears falling from her face.
"I knew you could do it," Krillin said.
"Thanks," 18 smiled. "Make sure you win tonight,"
"They will," Launch said. "As long as they have gold by da end of da night, I'll be happy."
The group in the ring stands tall as the crowd cheers.
Gohan w/Videl vs. The Miz (United States Championship)
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the WWE United States Championship!" Roberts said.
(Downstait – "I Came To Play")
AWESOME…I came to play
I came to play, there's a price to pay
Time for you to get down on your knees and pray (I came to play)
You can say goodbye to the good old days
They're never coming back watch your future fade (I came to play)
The Miz comes out and raises his U.S. Championship in the air as the crowd boos. He slings it over his shoulder and walks down the ramp. He jumps onto the apron and enters the ring and raises the belt into the air again.
"Not many Miz-Fits here tonight," Roshi said.
"Nope," Oolong said.
(Core – "The Angle")
Lead me to the angle
Of your life
Let me see from there
Lead me to the angle
In no time
See the world from there
The lights turn red and white, and Gohan comes out wearing his Great Saiyaman outfit, sans cape and helmet. Videl is accompanying Gohan to the ring. The crowd cheers as the two determined fighters walk down the ramp. Gohan jumps onto the apron, and pyro goes off on the ring posts.
"Gohan looks more serious than usual," Ox King said.
"Wouldn't you be if someone gave your girlfriend the Skull Crushing Finale?" Roshi asked.
The Miz and Gohan are in opposite corners as introductions began.
"Introducing first, the challenger, from The East District, 'The Mystic Warrior', GOHAN!" Roberts said as the crowd was in an uproar.
Gohan powers up.
"And the opponent, from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing in at 231 pounds, he is The United States Champion, The Miz," Roberts said as the crowd booed.
The Miz raises the U.S. Title in the air and gives it to the referee who in turn holds it up, signifying that the title is on the line. The bell rings.
"Here we go," Roshi said. "Miz vs. Gohan for the U.S. Championship."
Gohan and Miz meet in the center of the ring and engage in a stare down. Each is talking trash to the other.
Gohan shot right at Miz from the start of the match and The Awesome One rolled out of the way, causing The Mystic Warrior to go into the turnbuckle.
"As we thought, Gohan charged at Miz just seconds after the starting bell rang!" said Oolong.
"But Miz rolled out of the way and Gohan hits nothing but turnbuckle!" said Roshi.
Miz went on the attack by rushing Gohan, attack him with punches and kicks in the corner.
"Miz isn't wasting anytime and is all over Miz with punches and kicks!" said Oolong.
The referee jumped in and pulled Miz off of Gohan after counting to 4. Miz got out of the referee's grip and went back to Gohan, only to have The Mystic Warrior reach out and grab his neck.
"Uh oh!" said Roshi.
The Awesome One's eyes went wide as Gohan glared at him, got out of the corner, and threw Miz into it. Then Gohan started attacking The Awesome One with vicious punches right to his face and Miz had trouble covering up.
"Now those are some hard hitting shots right there! Gohan is unloading on Miz!" said Oolong.
"And Miz is eating quite a lot of them!" said Roshi.
After landing a final punch, Gohan grabbed Miz's arm, pulled him out of the corner, and dropped him with a clothesline.
"Ooh, and there's a clothesline from Gohan!" said Oolong.
Gohan got up to his knees and glared at the downed bear before standing up and dropping hard kicks down on him, once again making Miz try his best to cover up.
"Man, this is just pure punishment!" said Roshi.
"We all knew that Gohan wasn't going to be holding anything back in this match!" said Oolong.
Gohan grabbed The Awesome One's head and pulled him up to his feet before landing a hard European uppercut to him, sending him into the ropes. Gohan followed him, grabbed his arm, and whipped him across the ring into the adjacent ropes. Miz held onto the ropes as soon as he touched them and got out of the ring onto the apron.
"Smart move by Miz to hold the ropes and get out of the ring!" said Roshi.
"Yeah! He was getting the crap beat out of him in there! He needs to regroup and rethink here!" said Oolong.
But The Awesome One didn't have much time to rest because Gohan rushed at him. However, Miz grabbed The Mystic Warrior's head as soon as he was within range and hung him up on the ropes.
"Oh, another smart move by Miz!" said Ox King.
Gohan fell down to the mat holding his throat and Miz quickly slid back into the ring and covered him.
"There's the first pin attempt of the match!" said Oolong.
1
Gohan kicked out of the pin.
"Gohan kicks out after just the count of 1!" said Roshi.
Miz mounted Gohan and began to repeatedly punch him in his face.
"And now Miz is letting the fists fly!" said Oolong.
"I thought the ones Gohan was hitting him with earlier were devastating but these just may surpass them!" said Roshi.
Miz got off of Gohan and began to land some hard stomps down on The Mystic Warrior and the crowd began to boo loudly at him as he did so. The Awesome One stopped his assault on Gohan to yell back at the crowd which only caused them to boo louder at him.
"Wow! Miz is yelling out at the crowd because they are booing him!" said Roshi.
"He doesn't need to worry about them! He needs to stay focused on Gohan!" said Oolong.
Miz went to Gohan and began to pick him up off of the mat and as he did, The Mystic Warrior surprised him with an STO.
"See? I told you!" said Oolong.
Miz crashed down to the mat and arched his back in pain for a few seconds before getting back up. Gohan got back to his feet and hit The Awesome One with a punch so hard that the smack could be heard throughout the whole building.
"OUCH! What a punch from Gohan!" said Roshi.
Then Gohan followed up with a kick to the gut before grabbing The Awesome One's arm and throwing him into one of the corners of the ring. Miz's back hit the corner hard and Gohan followed him in. At the last second, Miz threw his feet up and booted Gohan in the face.
"Gohan is booted right in the face!" said Oolong.
The Mystic Warrior staggered back hold his face and had a slightly dazed look on his face. Miz made his way up to the top turnbuckle and sized up Gohan.
"Miz is looking to fly!" said Roshi.
The crowd all stood on their feet as they saw Miz fly at Gohan, his arms raised high above him. As Miz descended down towards Gohan, The Mystic Warrior moved out of the way, barely avoiding a double axe handle.
"Gohan moves out of the way!" said Oolong.
Miz lost his balance a bit as he landed before he was turned around by Gohan and got socked right in the jaw right a punch.
"My gosh! Another hard shot by Gohan!" said Roshi.
"Miz will be lucky if he even has a jaw left after this match is over!" said Oolong.
Then, Gohan grabbed Miz and tried to whip him into the ropes but Miz reversed it.
"Reversal by Miz!" said Roshi.
As Gohan came back to him, Miz ducked down, ready to hit him with a back body drop of his own. However, Gohan stopped right in front of him, grabbed Miz's head, and slammed it down on his knee.
"Oh! Facebuster by Gohan!" said Oolong.
There was a pop from the crowd as Miz bounced up holding his face, but it got worse for him as Gohan wrapped his arms around him, lifted him up in the air, and slammed him down on his back, hitting a spinebuster.
"And a spinebuster to follow it up! Miz is in some big trouble here!" said Roshi.
Gohan shot up to his feet and once again glared at the downed superstar. At that moment, there was a chorus of loud boos that sounded throughout the building.
"Huh? What's up with the crowd?" asked Oolong.
Everyone turned to the entrance and saw Wade Barrett run down the ramp.
"It's Wade Barrett!" said Roshi.
Once reaching the ring, Barrett got onto the apron.
"It looks like he is trying to get at Gohan! This just may be about revenge of what happened last week!" said Oolong.
Gohan turned his attention to the de facto leader of The Nexus and began to advance towards him. Miz had made it back to his feet and he turned and saw that Gohan was distracted and took this chance to attack him from behind.
"Miz's gotten up and is making a beeline for Gohan!" said Roshi.
Gohan sensed saw Miz running behind him and moved out of the way with high speed movement, causing The Awesome One to run right into Barrett, knocking him off of the apron.
"Whoa! Miz knocks Barrett off of the apron and down to the ground!" said Oolong.
"Not only that here comes Gotenks and Daniel Bryan!" Ox King said.
The crowd cheers loudly as the two rundown the ramp. Gotenks charges the rising Barrett the drives his knees into his back, executing the GRE. Barrett goes crashing into the apron.
"Oooh!" The crowd reacted.
"The GRE!" Roshi said. "Grim Reaper Express! Wait, Bryan's about to put Barrett in the Cattle Mutilation!"
Bryan locks in the Cattle Mutilation on Barrett, who screams in pain. Gotenks pulls out a gun.
"What? Gotenks has a gun!" Ox King said.
The Miz was shouting at Gotenks, who got on the apron. The ref was busy trying to pry Bryan off Barrett to notice. Suddenly Gotenks pointed the gun at The Awesome One and fired. A white fluid came out from the gun.
"What is that?" Roshi asked. "Is that…sperm?"
There was a pop from the crowd as Miz looked at the titantron with a shocked expression on his face. Miz looked like he was going to vomit and started retching.
"Enjoy Mr. Ed's jizz, bitch!" Gotenks said as he and Bryan gave The Miz crotch chops.
"Oh my god it is! Not only that, it's horse sperm!" Oolong said. He then started laughing hard as did Roshi and Ox King. The crowd burst out in laughter as well.
As he turned to his left, Videl was in the ring, with her back to him. Then The Awesome One found himself being struck with the Eagle Kick.
"The…hehe…Eagle Kick…hahaha!" Roshi managed to get out while stifling his laughter.
"Small revenge for Videl there after being hit with the Skull Crushing Finale a couple weeks back," Ox King said.
Gohan powers up and then kicks Miz in the air.
"Gohan is going for his finishing maneuver!" said Roshi.
Gohan pursued Miz and punched him in the face. He then gave Miz a backhand fist and followed up with a kick that sent Miz flying. Gohan then flew past Miz and hammered him back down to the mat. Gohan flew back down to the ring and charged up a Super Kamehameha.
"You're through!" Gohan said and fired at The Awesome One, executing his Burst Rush combo.
"Oh, and there it is! The Burst Rush!" said Oolong.
"New champion!" Ox King said.
Gohan turned Miz over and covered him.
"And there's the pin!" said Roshi.
1…2…3…
The match was over and the referee called for the bell.
(Core – "The Angle")
"And it is all over! Gohan has defeated Miz!" said Roshi. "We have a new United States Champion!"
"Here is your winner and the NEW WWE United States Champion, 'The Mystic Warrior' GOHAN!" Roberts said as the crowd roared in approval.
"With that win, Gohan has become the youngest champion in all of WWE history at the age of 18!" Roshi said.
"Congratulations to Gohan!" Ox King said as Gohan, Videl, Bryan, and Gotenks celebrated in the ring.
Miz crawled out of the ring as grabbed a mic as he and Barrett headed up the stage.
"This isn't over!" Miz shouted as the crowd booed. "You only won because of that brat Gotenks, your bitch of a girlfriend Videl, and that piss ant Daniel Bryan!" The crowd booed louder. The new United States Champion grabbed a mic.
"Is that so?" He asked. "First off, that is the last time you will badmouth my brother or Daniel Bryan, especially when those two are hell of a lot more talented than you'll ever be." The crowd cheered loudly.
"WHAT?" Miz shouted. "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MIZ AND I AM AWE…"
"And secondly it was your own fault. You gave Videl the Skull Crushing Finale a couple of weeks ago." Gohan continued. "And lastly, if you ever call by girlfriend a bitch again I will put you in a hospital bed…permanently! I'm warning you! Don't cross me, because I can and will make your life a living hell!" The crowd cheered and chanted:
"Gohan! Gohan! Gohan!"
"I'm tired of hearing your mouth!" Barrett said. "I'm challenging you to a match, Gohan tomorrow on RAW! If you have any guts, you'll put that title on the line!" The crowd booed.
"Well the title shot line starts behind my good friend Yamcha!" Gohan said as the crowd cheers. "He did pin Miz in a non-title match!"
"That's right!" Yamcha appeared on the titantron as the crowd cheered.
"Dammit! Mind your own business Yamcha!" Miz shouted.
"According to this message I got from the GM, this is my business," Yamcha said. "Care to read, Puar?" Yamcha smirked and handed the telegram to his companion.
"And I quote," she began. "Because of Yamcha's nontitle win over The Miz, I am granting Yamcha a title shot for the United States Championship. He will face the winner of tonight's Championship Match at Night of Champions!"
"I have a rematch clause!" Miz said.
"No you don't according to this, and I quote," Puar said. "If a champion is pinned in a nontitle match and loses their title to another contender, the rematch clause is negated!" The crown cheers.
"This is unfair!" Miz shouted.
"Wait there's more, and I quote," Puar continued. "Tomorrow night, Wade Barrett and The Miz will face Gotenks and Daniel Bryan, also known as D-Generation X 2K10, in a tag team match!"
The crowd cheered loudly. The titantron returns to its normal state.
"Dammit Bryan and Gotenks! I hate you!" Miz shouted.
"Like we care if you hate us!" Bryan said. "You make us sick!"
"We're here to get rid of the cancer infecting the WWE," Gotenks said. "It happens to be The Miz and The Nexus!" The crowd cheered.
"You dare oppose us?" Barrett asked. "We will tear both…!"
Gotenks' fusion ended, splitting back into Goten and Kid Trunks.
"No all three of you apart!" Barrett said. "You think The Nexus is above attacking children, especially ones as powerful as you two brats? Think again!" The crowd boos.
"You know what, Barrett and Miz?" Kid Trunks asked.
"What?" Miz shouted.
"You're full of crap!" Bryan, Goten, and Trunks said.
Barrett looked up and saw human waste falling onto them. The crowd shouted in excitement and laughed. Gohan and Videl laughed while DX 2K10 smiled.
"Holy shit!" Roshi said.
"Nice pun, master." Ox King said laughing.
Barrett and Miz looked down in disgust as everyone in the arena held their noses. Miz even vomited.
"The message was loud and clear, don't mess with DX," Oolong.
(The Chris Warren Band – "Break It Down")
The group in the ring did crotch chops in the ring, setting pyro off.
The Hart Dynasty vs. Khali-Buu vs. Cell and Friezavs. Turtle Crane Inc. (WWE Tag Team Championship Tag Team Turmoil)
"The following contest is a Tag Team Turmoil, and it is for the WWE Tag Team Championship. In this match, two superstars will start the match. They can tag in any member participating in the match. If one of the superstars is pinned by another, they are eliminated and their team must head to the back. Another member from a team must take the defeated superstar's place immediately. This will continue until one team is left standing." Roberts said as the crowd cheers.
(Heet Mob – "The Wall")
When you come to it
And you can't go through it
And you can't knock it down
You know that you found
The Wall, The Wall, The Wall
No man on Earth can make you fall
The Great Khali and Majin Buu make their way to the ring with cheers from the crowd.
"How is anyone going to take this formidable team down?" Roshi asked.
"If you don't have strategy, you're not!" Oolong said.
(Jimi Bell – "New Foundation")
The current WWE Tag Team Champions, David Hart Smith and Tyson Kidd, come out to the arena with their valet, Natalya as the crowd cheers loudly. The trio make their way down the ramp. Kidd and Smith lift Natalya onto the apron and enter the ring. Kidd and Smith stand on a turnbuckle and look out into the crowd as they cheer.
"The Hart Dynasty will surprise you with their wide arsenal of moves!" Ox King said.
"Natalya won't fail ya, hehe!" Oolong said.
"Hehehe, agreed!" Roshi said.
(Dale Oliver and Dragon Ball Z – "Down in the Catacombs/Perfect Cell (techno remix)")
Cell and Frieza appear on stage as pyro goes off. The crowd boos. Cell and Frieza make their way down the ramp with smirks on their faces. The two enter the ring and look at their opponents.
"Perhaps the favorites in this match, Cell and Frieza," Roshi said.
"This is not good," Ox King said.
(Billy Lincoln – "Out To Kill")
Tien, Krillin, Chaotzu, and Launch (Bad) come out to the arena to loud cheers. Tien is wearing his outfit from the Majin Buu Saga. Krillin is wearing his usual martial arts gear. The quartet walk down the ramp. Tien and Krillin enter the ring and stand on the turnbuckle. Tien raises his arms, and Krillin signifies that his team will walk out with the gold as the crowd cheers.
"My odds on favorite to win is walking out to the ring now," Oolong said.
The teams are in each of the corners as intros began.
"And introducing the challengers, first, the team of The Great Khali and Majin Buu!" Roberts said as the crowd cheers. Khali and Buu stand on the apron.
"At a combined weight of 399 pounds, the team of 'Super Perfect' Cell and 'The Icy Tyrant', Frieza!" The two laugh manically as the crowd boos.
"At a combined weight of 290 pounds, Krillin and Tien Shinhan, Turtle Crane Incorporated," Roberts said. The crowd cheers loudly as the two get into their stance.
"And, from, Calgary, Alberta, Canada, at a combined weight of 459 pounds, David Hart Smith and Tyson Kidd, The Hart Dynasty!" The crowd cheers loudly as they hold up the newly designed WWE Tag Team Championships in the air. The ref takes the belts and hold them in the air.
The bell rings.
"Let's get it on!" Ox King said.
Khali and Frieza are starting the match off. Khali and Frieza met in the middle of the ring in a lockup. The two of them began to try and shove the other into their own corners, but for a while neither would budge.
"The match starts off with Khali and Frieza trying to see who is going to get the advantage in the strength department!" said Roshi.
"They are trying to get each other to their own corner to no doubt get some teamwork going!" said Ox King.
Eventually, Khali began to get the better of the situation and started to push Frieza back towards his and Buu's corner.
"Uh oh! It looks like Khali is the one getting control here and is pushing Frieza back towards his corner!" said Roshi.
Suddenly, Frieza dropped down out of the lockup, wrapped his legs around Khali's, and brought him down to the mat with a drop toehold.
"Nice move there by Frieza!" said Ox King.
After Khali hit the mat, Frieza rolled over to The Punjabi Playboy's upper body, locked his legs around one of Khali's arms, and began to pull back on the other one. Khali yelled out in pain as Frieza applied more pressure to his arms.
"Oh my God, look at this! Frieza has some very painful looking submission hold locked on Khali!" said Roshi.
"This is a crucifix! It is one of the most painful submission holds you can find yourself in! Khali better get out of this and quick!" said Ox King.
The referee asked Khali if he wanted to give up, but instead of replying, Khali somehow managed to roll over and get Frieza in a pinning position.
"Oh snap! Look at that!" said Roshi.
"Khali's turned that crucifix into a pin!" said Ox King.
1…2
Frieza released the submission hold and kicked out of the pin.
"Whoa! Near-fall just like that!" said Roshi.
"And Frieza just barely kicked out of it!" said Ox King.
Khali got off of Frieza and rolled out of the ring to get the feeling back in his arms. Frieza sat up with a shocked expression on his face and as he turned to see Khali outside the ring, he immediately followed.
"And look at Frieza! He can't believe that just happened and that he was a second away from losing the match!" said Roshi.
"And he's going right after Khali!" said Ox King.
Khali had walked over by the announcer's table, still twisting his arms around and as he did, Frieza leapt onto the steel steps nearby.
"Frieza's on the steel steps!" said Roshi.
"What the hell is he going to do from there?" asked Ox King.
Once Khali turned around, Frieza leapt off the steps flying at him. As soon as Frieza was going to hit Khali, Khali threw his arm at him and connected with a brain chop, sending Frieza down to the ground.
"Oh damn! Talk about crashing and burning!" said Roshi.
"Khali dropped Frieza like a bad habit with that brain chop!" said Ox King.
The crowd responded with a collective "Ooh!" as they heard the impact of Frieza hitting the ground. The tyrant, knocked for a loop began to crawl over to the steel steps. Khali got into the ring and right back out, breaking the referee's count.
"Khali breaks the referee's count!" said Roshi.
"Good because he was at 7!" said Ox King.
Frieza made it to the steps and began to use them to pull himself, all the while Khali was behind him waiting for him to get up.
"Khali's sizing Frieza up for something!" said Roshi.
Once Frieza reached his feet, Khali approached him.
"There he goes!" said Ox King.
Suddenly, Frieza threw a head kick at The Punjabi Playboy, connecting right in Khali's face.
"Oh my gosh!" said Roshi.
Khali stumbled forward and as he did, Frieza grabbed his head, lifted it up, and drove it down into the steel steps as hard as he could.
"Damn! As if the head kick wasn't bad enough! Khali's brains must be scrambled after that!" said Ox King.
Khali slumped over the steps after feeling his skull make contact with them. Frieza took a few moments to regain his composure before picking Khali up off the steps. Everyone in the Orange Star Arena gasped as they saw the blood running down Khali's face.
"Khali's been busted wide open from those two shots to his head and the blood is beginning to spill!" said Roshi.
Frieza threw Khali back in the ring, followed him in, and pinned him.
"Frieza's got Khali pinned!" said Ox King.
1…2…
Khali kicked out of the pin.
"Khali kicks out at 2!" said Roshi.
Frieza was surprised that Khali kicked out and went for another pin, this time a modified one.
"Frieza's got him pinned again!" said Ox King.
1…2…
Khali once again kicked out of the pin.
"Khali once again kicks out at 2!" said Roshi.
Frieza slammed a fist down on the mat before getting to his feet, dragging Khali to his corner, and tagging in Cell.
"Here comes Cell!" said Ox King.
The Ultimate Android entered the ring and he started dropping hard kicks down on the bloodied man. Cell then grabbed his head and went towards the ropes. He pushes Khali's legs onto the outside onto the apron. Cell turns Khali's head so that it is on The Ultimate Android's shoulder and that he is facing away from Khali.
"What's Cell doing here?" Ox King asked.
Cell walks forward in order to prop Khali's legs onto the middle rope. Cell drops into a seated position, forcing Khali's neck to fall onto his shoulder, performing a rope hung hangman's neckbreaker.
"Paralysis On Delivery!" Ox King said.
"Oh no! I think Khali may be hurt," Oolong said. "Look how he's holding his neck!"
Khali grabbed his neck in severe pain. He was also kicking his legs in pain. Cell got up and laughed at his opponent. Frieza, who was on the apron, laughed as well. The crowd booed.
Buu got into the ring and checked on his tag team partner as EMTs came into the ring. The ref signals that Khali can't continue, thus eliminating him and Buu.
First Elimination: Khali-Buu
"Ladies and Gentlemen, due to an injury, The Great Khali is unable to continue the match," Roberts said. "Therefore, he and Majin Buu are eliminated." The crowd boos.
Several minutes pass, and EMTs have managed to get Khali on a stretcher and brace his neck.
"Our thoughts go out to The Great Khali," Roshi said. "But the show must go on. David Hart Smith will now square off against Cell."
Smith grabbed Cell's head, locked his arm around it, and dropped down to the mat, hitting a DDT. As Cell's head bounced off the mat and he collapsed to the mat, Smith started to crawl over to his corner and tagged in Kidd.
"Smith drops Cell with a DDT from out of nowhere and also manages to tag Kidd into the match!" said Roshi.
There was a pop from the crowd as Kidd began to measure Cell.
Cell shook his head a bit and started to get back up to his feet and after he did, turned to Kidd's direction. Kidd saw his chance and springboarded, soared at Cell and dropped him with a missile dropkick right to his chin. Cell plummeted to the mat, holding his chin in pain.
"Missile dropkick delivered from Kidd and Cell is laid out in the middle of the ring!" said Roshi.
The crowd cheered loudly as Kidd got back to his feet, ran at Frieza, and punched him right in the face, causing Frieza to falter on the apron. Afterwards, Kidd ran right back at Cell and covered him.
"Kidd delivered a hard shot to Frieza and has now covered Cell!" said Oolong.
1…2…
"Death Wave!"
Frieza shot a Death Wave and broke the pin.
"Frieza breaks the pin!" said Roshi.
The referee jumped in and began to push Frieza back as Frieza tried to get in the ring. Kidd got to his feet and started to advance towards Frieza and as he got close to him, the referee turned around and began to hold Kidd back from attacking Frieza.
"Now the referee is trying to keep distance between Kidd and Frieza! Man I hate that! Let 'em fight!" said Oolong.
During this time, Cell had recovered and had gotten to his feet.
"Look! Cell's back up!" said Roshi.
Frieza began to trash talk Kidd and the referee turned back to him and began to push him back. At that time, Cell rushed up behind Kidd, grabbed him, and gave him the Angle Slam, or in this case, the Perfect Slam.
"Oh my God! Cell just the Perfect Slam!" said Roshi.
As Kidd fell to the mat, Frieza immediately got out of the ring, ran at Smith on the opposing side of the ring. He grabbed Smith, pulled him off of the apron and hit him with a knee lift and followed up with a neckbreaker slam, hitting the Death Sentence.
"And Frieza just went over and dropped Smith with the Death Sentence!" said Oolong.
Back in the ring, Cell turned Kidd over and covered him.
"Cell's got Kidd covered!" said Roshi.
1…2…
A gong sounds, and the lights go out. The crowd cheers loudly. As they come back on, Frieza is shown hanging on The Undertaker's signature crucifix, bloodied. Standing next to it is the World Heavyweight Champion, Kane. Standing behind the shocked Cell is The Undertaker.
"Cell don't turn around!" Roshi said.
Cell does and is grabbed by the throat. The Deadman lifts Cell into the air and chokeslams him.
"The Hart Dynasty better take advantage of this," Oolong said as the lights go back out. The Deadman and Kane are gone, along with Frieza.
Kidd got to his feet and tagged in Smith. Smith comes in and lifts up Cell, and Kidd tags back in. Kidd springboards off the ropes again and connects with a clothesline onto Cell. In turn, Smith drives Cell into the mat.
"Hart Attack!" Roshi said. "Pin him!"
Kidd pinned Cell.
1…2…3…
Second Elimination: Cell and Frieza
"Cell and Frieza have been eliminated," Roberts said. The crowd cheered as Cell rolled out of the ring.
Krillin got into the ring in place of Cell.
"It has come down to two teams, The Hart Dynasty and Turtle Crane Inc.," Roshi said.
"Here we go," Ox King said. "Two high flyers squaring off."
Kidd and Krillin shake hands in respect.
Krillin kicked at Kidd, but Kidd caught it in his hands, stepped over it with one leg, and swung his other leg at Krillin's jaw, connecting with a hard kick and sending him down to the mat.
"Whoa! Kidd hits a spinning heel kick right off the bat!" said Roshi.
Krillin got back to his feet quickly, but as soon as he did, Kidd followed up with a dropkick to his chin that sent him back into his corner.
"Krillin gets back up quick but Kidd kept the pressure on him with that dropkick!" said Oolong.
Tien reached in and tagged himself into the match, but Kidd didn't see it. Kidd rushed at Krillin, leapt in the air, wrapped his legs around his head, and then whirled his own body completely around until he wrapped his arms around Krillin's head and drove him down to the mat, hitting a tornado DDT.
"Kidd hits a picture perfect tornado DDT on Krillin!" said Roshi.
"Yeah, but he is no longer the legal competitor!" said Oolong.
There was a pop from the crowd as Krillin rolled out of the ring and at that moment, Tien grabbed a hold of the ropes, launched himself into the ring, and hit Kidd with a flying clothesline.
"Now Kidd knows that Tien is the legal one!" said Roshi.
Kidd hit the mat and Tien quickly went for the cover.
"Tien covers Kidd in the first pin of the match!" said Oolong.
1
Kidd kicked out of the pin.
"Kidd quickly kicks out!" said Roshi.
Tien got to his feet and picked Kidd up. The Silent Warrior hit Kidd with some leg kicks before backing into the ropes. However, Kidd followed him in and hit Tien with a hard knee to the body.
"Ooh! Hard knee to the stomach!" said Oolong.
Tien doubled over in pain and Kidd dragged him to this corner and tagged in Smith.
"Here comes Smith!" said Roshi.
Kidd hit Tien with a back suplex and afterward, Smith leapt into the ring and hit the downed Tien with a body splash, landing in a pinning position.
"Beautiful double team move by the Hart Dynasty!" said Oolong.
"And Smith has Tien pinned!" said Roshi.
1
Tien quickly kicks out.
"It's only a 1 count!" said Oolong.
Smith tried to lock an armbar on Tien, but Tien quickly spun out of it and made his way out of the ring.
"Smart move by Tien! It was getting a bit too hard for him in there!" said Roshi.
Smith reached through the ropes and grabbed Tien's head and tried to pull him back into the ring, but Tien was one step ahead. He leapt up and hit Smith in the head with a Crane Kick.
"Whoa! Tien hits Smith with a Crane Kick to the head!" said Oolong.
Tien leapt back onto the apron of the ring and measured up his opponent. Then Tien leapt onto the top rope, leapt towards, Smith, wrapped his legs around his head, and hit him with a hurricarana, landing in a pinning position.
"Hurricarana by Tien!" said Roshi.
"And he has Smith in a pinning position!" said Oolong.
1
Smith kicked out of the pin.
"Smith kicks out!" said Roshi.
Tien got to his feet, picked Smith up, and put him in a headlock before leading him to his corner and tagging in Krillin.
"Krillin's tagged back in!" said Oolong.
Krillin got into the ring and he and Tien whipped Smith into the ropes. The two gave Smith a double hip toss. Then the two got to their feet, and Krillin hit Smith with a flipping senton, while Tien dropped a fist on Smith.
"Smith gets smashed with a double team from Krillin and Tien!" said Roshi.
Tien got out of the ring and Krillin covered Smith.
"Krillin's going for the pin!" said Oolong.
1…2
Smith kicked out of the pin.
"Smith kicks out again!" said Roshi.
"I must say that it is very smart of Krillin and Tien to go for these quick pins! It helps wear their opponent down!" said Oolong.
"True that!" said Roshi.
Krillin got to his feet, picked Smith up, and placed him in one of the corners. Krillin ran at the man and rammed his shoulder into him. He rammed the shoulder into Smith three more times, then backflipped, ran at him, and rammed into him.
"Krillin is going to work on Smith's midsection with some hard shoulder rams in the corner!" said Oolong.
Smith felt his air being driven out of him with each shoulder ram Krillin hit him with. Krillin backed away from the corner.
"What is he doing!" asked Roshi.
Seconds later, Krillin charged at the corner and hit Smith with a Shining Wizard. He then gave Smith a hurricanrana.
"Oh my gosh!" said Roshi.
Smith collapsed down to the mat and as he did, Krillin tagged Tien in. Tien charged his energy into his right index finger.
"Dodon Ray!" Tien fired at the downed Smith. Smith grit his teeth in pain and rolled onto his back.
"He must be in some real pain after those moves!" said Roshi.
Tien covered Smith.
"Tien has Smith pinned!" said Oolong.
1…2…
Kidd got into the ring and broke up the pin with a kick to Tien's back before getting back out.
"Kidd breaks up the count!" said Roshi.
"Good thing too! I don't think Smith was going to be able to kick out after that!" said Oolong.
Tien stood up and as he attempted to pick Smith up, Smith pushed him back. Tien went into the ropes and as he bounced back to Smith, Smith hit Tien with a clothesline.
"Whoa! Smith still has a lot more fight in him!" said Roshi.
There was a pop from the crowd and Kidd started leaping up and down on the apron, ready for Smith to tag him in.
"And look at Kidd! He is just itchin' to get back in there!" said Oolong.
Smith began to slowly make his way to his corner. Tien looked over and saw that Smith was inching closer and closer to Kidd. Tien groggily got to his feet and just as he leapt at Smith's feet to stop him, Smith leapt at his corner and tagged in Kidd.
"Tien tried to stop the tag from being made but he wasn't able to!" said Roshi.
"And now here comes Kidd!" said Oolong.
There was a pop from the crowd as Kidd got onto the top rope and when Tien got to his feet, he leapt off and hit Tien with a dropkick to his chest.
"Dropkick right to the chest!" said Roshi.
Tien hit the mat hard and Kidd then rushed at the opposing corner and knocked Krillin off the apron by kicking him in his legs.
"And Kidd also takes Krillin off of the apron!" said Oolong.
Kidd turned back to the downed Tien and as he slowly got back to his feet and faced him, Kidd ran at him and used the momentum he got to jump in the air and spin as he did so. Kidd glided at Tien and then smashed Tien across the face with a spinning heel kick so hard it made Tien spin in circles from the impact of it and hit the mat on his back.
"WHOA!" said Ox King, Roshi, and Oolong at the same time.
The crowd cheered loudly as they saw that and Kidd went for the pin.
"Kidd's going for the pin!" said Roshi.
"This one is over!" said Oolong.
1…2…
Tien got his shoulder up off the mat.
"What the hell! How did Tien kick out of that!" asked Oolong.
"I don't know, but that was a hell of a kick that Kidd hit him with! He is going to be feeling the effects of that for the rest of this match!" said Roshi
"And for the rest of his life probably!" said Oolong.
Kidd got to his feet and made his way to the apron. The crowd stood on their feet as they saw Kidd signal for his finishing maneuver.
"Oh man! Tien is in even bigger trouble now!" said Roshi.
"If Kidd hits the elbow then he can hang it up!" said Oolong.
Kidd leapt off the rope and prepared to drop an elbow on Tien. At the last second, Tien moved out of the way and Kidd crashed down to the mat, missing the elbow.
"He missed it!" said Roshi.
The crowd all let out an "Aww" as Kidd missed his finisher. Tien rolled over and covered the downed Kidd.
"And Tien is picking the pieces here as he quickly covers Kidd!" said Oolong.
1…2…
Smith got into the ring and broke up the pin.
"This time Smith is the one to break the pin!" said Roshi.
At this point, Krillin had recovered and got back into the ring. He ran at Smith and crushed him with a corkscrew crossbody. The force sent them both out of the ring.
"Krillin gets back into the match and sends both Smith and himself right back out!" said Oolong.
Tien had gotten to his feet and saw Krillin and Smith brawling on the outside of the ring and went over to the side of the ring they were at.
"Uh oh! Looks like Tien is looking to do some more flying!" said Roshi.
At that time, Kidd had used the ropes to pull himself back up to his feet. He saw that Tien was distracted and he made a beeline for him.
"Tien has his back turned to Kidd and now Kidd is rushing at him full speed!" said Oolong.
Once Kidd was a few feet from Tien, Tien quickly turned around and hit Kidd with a drop toe hold, causing Kidd to fall over and land with his neck on the middle rope.
"Tien stops Kidd in his tracks by hitting a drop toehold on him!" said Roshi.
"And now Kidd is hung up on the middle rope!" said Oolong.
Tien stood up on his feet and saw the position Kidd was in.
"I am just realizing where Kidd is! This is not good for him at all!" said Roshi.
Tien flew up into the air and charged his Neo Tri-Beam.
"TRI-BEAM…" Tien shouted.
Kidd staggered to his feet and turned around.
"HA!" Tien shouted and fired at Kidd. Kidd is struck down by the blast, but Tien wasn't finished.
"HA!…HA!...HA!" Tien fired three more times at Kidd. Kidd was not moving afterwards.
"Neo Tri-Beam!" Roshi said. "We're going to have new tag team champions!"
The exhausted Tien covered Kidd for the win.
1…2…3…
The match was over and the referee called for the bell.
Third and final elimination: The Hart Dynasty
(Billy Lincoln – "Out To Kill")
"This match started with four teams, and one prevailed," Ox King said.
"This was a showstopper indeed," said Roshi.
"Here are you winners, and the NEW WWE Tag Team Champions, Krillin and Tien Shinhan, Turtle Crane Incorporated!" Roberts said at the crowd cheered. The ref handed Krillin and Tien their belts and immediately head to the back, too exhausted to celebrate.
"Congratulations to Tien and Krillin," Roshi said.
Backstage in Turtle Crane Inc.'s locker room
Krillin and Tien make their way to their locker. They are greeted by the Z-Fighters, except for Vegeta.
"Congratulations, Tien and Krillin. I'm so proud of you!" Goku said.
"Thanks," Tien said as Launch kissed him.
"Thanks buddy," Krillin said as one-half of the new WWE Tag Team Champions put his belt around his waist. "By the way, where's Vegeta?"
"Preparing for his match against Sheamus," Bulma said.
"Yeah he kicked us out of his locker room," Future Trunks said. "Speaking of matches, aren't you supposed to be preparing for yours, Goku?"
"Oh right! See ya!" Goku said as he left.
"Be careful!" Chi-Chi shouted to the man running out the room. Krillin picked up his daughter.
"Yay Daddy!" Marron said. Krillin smiled.
"Yeah! What a ride! Your mommy is a champion, and now your daddy is a champion," Krillin said.
"And Chaotzu. Don't forget him," Tien said.
"Me?" Chaotzu asked.
"Of course! Vince is allowing us to defend the titles under the Freebird Rule, meaning any two of us three can defend the titles if they are on the line. So that makes you a WWE Tag Team Champion as well," Tien said smiling.
"Wow! I'm a champion. Hooray!" Chaotzu said as he jumped for joy, laughing.
"On top of that, we can appear on RAW as well, or even NXT if we wanted," Krillin said.
"Congratulations, Tien and Krillin," Yamcha said as he finished taping up and putting his elbow pads on. "Now I gotta go and put Ted DiBiase in an electronic jar."
"Be careful, Yamcha," Tien said. "If you don't use the wave properly, you'll die."
"Not a problem, let's go Puar," Yamcha said as the two left.
Ringside
"Yamcha vs. Ted Dibiase in an Evil Containment Wave Match, coming up next," Ox King said.
"Oh boy, this will not be pretty," Roshi said.
Yamcha vs. Ted DiBiase (Evil Containment Wave Match)
"The following contest is an Evil Containment Wave Match," Roberts said as the crowd cheered. "In this match, there are no pinfalls, no submissions, and no disqualifications. The only way to win is by using the Evil Containment Wave technique to seal your opponent in an electronic jar. The match will officially end when the lid of the jar is closed."
(Adelita's Way – It's A New Day)
It's a new day (It's a new day)
It's a new generation (It's a new generation)
It's a new day (It's a new day)
Now we'll never look back
No we're never lookin' back
However, there was no one coming out.
"Where's DiBiase?" Roshi asked. The titantron displays DiBiase backstage.
Backstage
Yamcha and Puar are backstage making their way to the stage. Suddenly Yamcha was blindsides and fell to the ground.
"Yamcha!" Puar shouted.
"Get out of here Puar, I'll handle this," Yamcha groaned in pain. The camera showed DiBiase holding a chair. The crowd boos.
The bell rings.
"DiBiase didn't waste any time in going on the offensive," Oolong said.
DiBiase held the chair up high above his head and brought it down. Yamcha rolled to the side and the chair hit the concrete, sending a loud metal smash throughout the parking lot.
"Yamcha just barely avoids getting hit with that chair for the second time!" said Oolong.
"DiBiase was aiming right for his head too! Yamcha's head would be crushed if he didn't move!" said Roshi.
Yamcha quickly got to his feet and charged at The Fortunate Son, grabbing him and ramming him into the wall. DiBiase yelled out loud as his back connected with the wall and then Yamcha, still holding onto him, backed up and drove him into it again.
"My gosh! DiBiase's back must be in unbelievable pain!" said Roshi.
"I'm surprised that he isn't broken in half after that! Yamcha just rammed him into that wall twice!" said Oolong.
DiBiase crumpled down to the ground and The Desert Bandit followed up by dropping kicks down on him. Yamcha turned his attention to the steel chair that DiBiase dropped a few seconds ago and picked it up in his hands.
"Oh no! Yamcha has the chair now!" said Roshi.
"He can do some big-time damage now!" said Oolong.
Yamcha eyed The Fortunate Son and waited for him to get back up to his feet while clutching the chair tightly. DiBiase used a nearby table to help pull himself up to his feet and leaned his back up against it. Yamcha then swung the chair at DiBiase, aiming for his head.
"There he goes!" said Oolong.
"This is not going to be pretty!" said Roshi.
The Fortunate Son, however, moved out of the way at the last second and Yamcha ended up swinging the chair into the table, smashing it in the process.
"Yamcha misses and hits the window of that car instead!" said Roshi.
DiBiase runs out of the backstage area and into the parking lot. DiBiase stumbles as he falls onto a Hummer.
"Dibiase is a sitting duck," Ox King said.
Meanwhile, Yamcha was giving chase. He saw a sledgehammer nearby and picked it up, dropping the chair. He saw DiBiase near the Hummer window and swung the hammer at him. DiBiase moves at the last second, causing Yamcha to destroy the window.
"Damn it man! That was a sweet ride and Yamcha just screwed it up with that chair!" said Oolong.
"How can you even think of the condition of the car at a time like this!" said Roshi.
"I'm observing the match and its surroundings! Ain't that what I'm supposed to do!" said Oolong.
DiBiase took advantage of Yamcha's situation by getting behind him and smashing his head into the door.
"Whoa, I take that back!" said Roshi.
"Yamcha just had his head bounce off that car!" said Oolong.
Yamcha had already gotten to his feet. Yamcha rushed at his challenger and smashed him with the sledgehammer.
"Oh my God!" said Roshi.
DiBiase fell down to the ground with a sickeningly hard thud.
"That was a knockout shot if I had ever seen one!" said Oolong.
Yamcha threw the sledgehammer down before picking the busted open DiBiase up and holding him sideways in his arms.
"Yamcha has a hold of DiBiase in his powerful arms!" said Roshi.
"Not only that, DiBiase has been busted open!" Ox King said.
"What the hell is he about to do now!" said Oolong.
Yamcha walked to the Hummer and then turned so that his back was facing it.
"What the hell…" said Oolong.
Then Yamcha hit DiBiase with a fall away slam, hurling The Fortunate Son back first into the car.
"Oh damn!" said Oolong.
DiBiase fell down to the ground, arching his back in pain.
"A fall away slam right into the side of the Hummer!" said Roshi.
"That was just sick!" said Oolong.
Yamcha turned back to his challenger and looked at him with a look of anger before picking him up and grabbing his waist.
"Oh hell no! Yamcha isn't going to do this on the concrete floor!" said Oolong.
Then Yamcha ran DiBiase into the Hummer belly first.
"I think that he is!" said Roshi.
Yamcha forced them to roll back and tried to transition into a German Suplex, but DiBiase gives him a low blow.
"OH SNAP!" said Roshi.
"DiBiase gave Yamcha a low blow!" said Oolong.
DiBiase picked Yamcha up and put him in the Cobra Clutch. He climbs onto the car taking Yamcha with him.
"Oh no! DiBiase is about to put Yamcha on Dream Street!" Roshi said.
DiBiase lifted Yamcha into the air and side slammed him into the wind shield of the Hummer, hitting Dream Street.
"Yamcha was plowed into the window from Dream Street," Oolong said.
"Yamcha isn't moving either," Roshi said.
Yamcha had cuts on his back, arms, and forehead, blood coming from the cuts.
"Look as the shape Yamcha is in," Ox King said.
DiBiase pulled Yamcha off the Hummer and put him in a Cobra Clutch again. He hit Yamcha with Dream Street again, this time onto the concrete.
"Dream Street, onto the concrete!" Roshi said.
"Yamcha may soon find himself in a jar," Ox King said.
DiBiase reached into his trunks and pulled out a dino capsule. He pressed the top down, threw the capsule, and out came an electronic jar.
"Uh oh! There's the jar!" Roshi said.
DiBiase looked down at the semi-conscious Yamcha.
"You're not half the man I am! I'm gonna enjoy having you as my new Virgil! I hope you enjoy your new home!" DiBiase shouted. He then ran to the jar standing next to it. DiBiase held his arms out, charging the energy into them.
"Yamcha! Get up!" Roshi shouted.
"Evil…Containment Wave!" DiBiase shouted and fired the wave.
"Oh no!" Roshi shouted.
Yamcha was struggling to get to his feet. He turned around to see a flash of light. He stuck his hands out to block the wave. He caught it in his hands, but was struggling to hang on.
"Yamcha made a defense, but he can't seem to hold on," Ox King said.
"He's getting weaker by the minute," Roshi said.
Yamcha dropped to a knee. He didn't think he could keep his defense up much longer.
"I will not end up in a jar," He thought.
Yamcha was down to both knees. Just as he was about to submit and be enshrouded, DiBiase was hit by a steel pipe in the back of his head by Maryse.
"Look! It's Maryse!" Oolong said.
"This may be Yamcha's chance," Roshi said.
DiBiase was stunned by the blow. The already bloodied man ended up lowering his guard.
"This is my chance!" Yamcha shouted. "Evil Containment Wave…REVERSE!"
Yamcha mustered up any reserves he had left and bounced the wave back at DiBiase. DiBiase is consumed by the wave.
"Yamcha bounced the wave back!" Roshi said.
Yamcha took control of the wave and directed it into the jar. Once DiBiase went into the jar, Yamcha used high speed movement to get to the jar. He grabbed the lid and forced it down, closing the electronic jar.
The bell rings.
(James Grundler – "Break Down the Walls")
"He did it! Yamcha has defeated Ted DiBiase in the 1st ever Evil Containment Wave Match,"
"Not only that, he has won the Million Dollar Championship and Maryse as his manager! He is lucky! Roshi said.
Yamcha collapsed to the ground as a ref came out to check on him. Puar and Maryse check on Yamcha as well.
"I knew you could do it, Yamcha," Puar said.
"Damn…My body…"Yamcha said exhausted. "I feel like I'm going to pass out."
"It's going to be all right," The referee said as he helped Yamcha up.
"I'll give you a massage when we get to your locker room, stud," Maryse smiled then winked at Yamcha.
"Here Yamcha, eat this," Puar said, giving Yamcha a senzu bean.
Yamcha ate the bean and found himself completely healed.
"All right!" Yamcha said flexing. He went to pick up The Million Dollar Championship. Instead of taking it, he laid it across the electronic jar. He, Puar, and Maryse then left.
"That belt is too much of an eyesore anyways," Yamcha said.
Ringside
"That was probably one of the most brutal matches of the year," Ox King said.
"Speaking of brutal, it's time for the Three Stages of Hell," Roshi said. "Goku takes on Kane in this match for the World Heavyweight Championship."
Goku vs. Kane (Three Stages of Hell World Heavyweight Championship Match)
"The following contest is a Three Stages of Hell Match," Chimel said as the crowd cheered. "The first match will be a Submission Match. The second match will be a Hell in a Cell match. If necessary, the final match will be a Last Man Standing Match. The superstar who wins two of the three matches will be declared the winner. This contest is for the World Heavyweight Championship!"
Kane's pyro goes off.
(Jim Johnston – "Man On Fire")
The lights turn red all over the arena, and the World Heavyweight Champion Kane comes out with his title on his waist. He has an emotionless look on his face as he makes his way to the ring. He enters the ring and performs his trade mark taunt, making the ring posts spew out fire.
"Can Kane focus on this match after knowing that Frieza and Cell attacked his brother?" Oolong asked.
"This match can go either way," Roshi said.
"Rumor has it that Kane suffered a Grade 1 concussion from his match and assault from McIntyre and Rhodes on Friday," Ox King said.
"What condition will The Devil's Favorite Demon be in for this brutal match?" Roshi asked.
Goku's countdown began.
5…4…3…2…1…0…
The lights go off in the arena. Pyrotechnics go off on the stage. Then the lights come back on, and Goku's titantron plays.
(Sean Schemmel – "Dragon Soul")
Don't stop, Don't stop, We're in luck now
Don't stop, There's so much to be found
We can find paradise, all we have to do is go, go, free your soul
The lights go blue as Goku emerges from the curtain to loud cheers. Most of the crowd bows to him in respect. He does leg stretches on the ramp and goes down to the ramp. He powers up on the ramp and sets off waterfall like pyro behind him. He enters the ring, stands on one of the turn buckles, and looks out to the crowd.
"Here comes Goku!" Ox King said.
"I hope he wins," Roshi said.
Goku got into the ring and went to his corner as the introductions began.
"Introducing first, weighing 323 pounds, he is the World Heavyweight Champion, Kane!" Chimel said as Kane took his title belt off and handed to the referee. The crowd cheers.
"And introducing the challenger, from The East District, GOKU!" Chimel said as the crowd cheered loudly.
"Now it's time to start the first match, the Submission Match," Roshi said as the referee held the title in the air. The bell rang for Match One to begin.
Match One: Submission Match
Kane kicks Goku in the gut as he starts off with elbows to his face as he backs him to a corner and does several chops then chops him nonstop while Goku was screaming in pain until Kane finally stopped as Goku dropped to a knee holding his chest.
"Kane is not wasting any time," Roshi said.
He keeps control on Goku as he throws him outside then hip tosses him into the guardrail then throws him back first into the ring post before uppercutting Goku in his throat. He throws Goku back into the ring.
While Goku was on his knees Kane fired kicks to his chest and stomach and when he was about to hit Goku with the big one to the head Goku ducked and hit Kane with a Dragon Suplex dropping Kane on his head as both were down until they both got up and exchanged forearms to the face which Goku was getting the better of until Kane countered with a suplex. As he gave a soccer kick to Goku's gut he went for a clothesline but Goku used Instant Transmission. Goku charges up to x3 Kaio-Ken.
"Kaio-Ken x3," Goku shouts.
He clocks Kane with an elbow to the gut. Then he punches Kane in the face. Finally, he gets behind him and kicks him in the head stunning Kane.
"The Kaio-Ken Attack," Oolong says. "What a move."
Goku then places Kane's right arm behind his head with his own arm around the underarm and upper body of Kane. Goku lifts Kane and falls forward and side slams him, executing the Z-Bottom.
"The Z-Bottom," Roshi says.
As Goku tried to pick Kane up, he breaks away and swings at Goku but he ducks and gets Kane with another Dragon Suplex and hangs on as he delivers a second one.
Goku goes to the top rope. Goku jumps off as Kane gets to his feet, but Kane catches Goku by the throat. Instead of chokeslamming Goku, he gets Goku to the ground and locks on an armbar.
"Armbar on Goku," Roshi said.
"Will Goku tap out?" Ox King asked.
The ref asked Goku if he wanted to give up.
"No!" Goku shouted as he crawled to the ropes. He makes it to the ropes and gets his hand on the bottom rope.
"Goku makes it to the ropes," Ox King said.
Kane gets frustrated and lifts Goku up. As he does, Goku gets him down to the mat, grabs his legs, turns him over, and locks in the Turtle Tamer.
"The Turtle Tamer," Roshi said. "Kane is too far from the ropes."
Kane tried pushing up so he could get Goku's knee off his neck, but Goku applied more pressure on the neck and back. Kane slapped his hand to the mat.
"Kane tapped," Roshi said.
"Goku won Match One," Ox King said.
"The Hell in a Cell Match is next," Oolong said.
"The winner of Match One, Goku!" Chimel said. The crowd cheered. "The Hell in a Cell Match will start immediately. Please lower the cell."
Kane recovers from the submission and laughs as the cell is lowered.
"Nowhere to run, Goku! Hahahahahaha!" Kane laughed.
Match Two: Hell in a Cell
Goku looks up at the 20-foot high structure. Goku transforms into a Super Saiyan.
"Let's get on with it!" Goku said.
Kane and Goku circled the ring and engaged in a collar and elbow tie up. Kane whips Goku into the ropes. As he runs at Goku, Goku pulls down the top rope, sending Kane over it.
"Kane has left the ring, and Goku is following him." Roshi said.
Goku goes to pick up Kane, but Kane throws Goku into the cell door.
"Did you see Goku's head bounce off that fence?" Oolong asked.
With Goku down, Kane unlocks the cell door. He grabs Goku and places his ankle between the door. Kane goes to the outside and kicks the door shut, smashing Goku's ankle between it. Goku screams out in pain.
"Damn! Look at Goku's ankle. He'll being feeling the effects of that for a while," Roshi said.
Kane drags Goku out of the cell. He picks Goku up and whips him into the cell, face first. He doesn't let go of The World's Savior. He uses his right hand to drive Goku's head into the cell. Goku' head bounced off, and Kane smashed him into it again.
"Look at Goku's head bounce off the steel," Ox King said.
"How is Goku still standing?" Oolong asked.
Kane whips Goku into the barricade and uppercuts him in his throat. Goku coughs and holds his throat. Kane leaves to get back into the cell to fetch a steel chair.
"Kane has some bad intentions," Roshi said.
Just then, Goku gets to his feet, staggering. Kane exits the door again. He prepares to swing the chair, but Goku uses Instant Transmission to move out of the way. Kane looks around, baffled, only to find Goku on top of the cell. Goku backs up and proceeds to run at Kane.
"Goku no! Don't do it!" Roshi shouted.
"Oh no!" Ox King shouted.
Once Goku reached the end, he jumped off, diving towards Kane. He powered up to Super Kaio-Ken x4.
"Super Kaio-Ken x4!" Goku shouted as he powered up. He moved faster in the air and plowed into Kane, who was near the barricade, thus plowing into the barricade as well and destroying it. The crowd went nuts with cheers and shouts.
"Holy shit!" Oolong said. "Goku just combined a suicide dive plancha and his Kaio-Ken x4 to take out Kane!"
"And from 20 feet up nonetheless!" Ox King said.
"HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" The crowd chanted loudly.
Both men stirred and struggled to get to their feet. Goku crawled to the steel chair Kane dropped and picked it up. He waited for Kane to get up before he smashed the chair over his head. Kane dropped back down to the floor.
"That chair shot can be heard even in the cheap seats," Oolong said.
Goku picked up Kane to find out that Kane was busted open.
"Kane has been busted open from that chair shot," Ox King said.
Goku threw Kane back into the cell and reentered the ring as well. Kane rolled back into the ring as Goku stalked the downed Kane.
"What's Goku setting up for?" Oolong asked.
Goku grabbed the rising Kane and set him up for the Z Bottom. Kane elbows Goku in the head multiple times in order to get free. Once he did, he grabbed Goku by the throat.
"Kane may be setting up for a chokeslam," Roshi said.
As Kane lifted Goku in the air. Goku backflipped as a counter. As Goku prepares for and attack, Kane blasted him in the face with a fireball. Goku screams in pain and grabs his face.
"Oh no! Kane just burned Goku with a fireball!" Ox King said.
Kane wiped the blood obstructing his vision and went to pick up Goku. He grabbed Goku by the throat and chokeslammed him into the mat.
"Chokeslam!" Roshi said. "Kane just drilled Goku!"
"Kane is going for the pin!" Ox King said. Kane pins Goku.
1…2…3…
"That concludes match two," Roshi said. "All that remains is the Last Standing Match,"
"The winner of match two, the World Heavyweight Champion, Kane," Chimel said as Kane gets a mixed reaction. "It is now time to start the final match."
The cell is raised back into the rafters.
Third and Final Match: Last Man Standing
"The match starts immediately which means the referee can count immediately," Oolong said.
"Goku needs to recover," Roshi said. The ref started to count to ten.
1…2…3…4…5…
"Goku hasn't moved yet," Ox King said.
6…7…
Goku staggers to his feet before the ref gets to 8.
"There you go Goku," Roshi said.
Goku and Kane met in the middle of the ring with fists flying. They each connected with some very hard shots until Goku began to get the better of the situation by backing Kane into one of the corners and then he unloaded with hard punch after punch on him, bring him down to a sitting position in the corner.
"This match got physical right away, and Goku is now all over Kane with those punches!" said Roshi.
Then Goku started to land hard kicks down on Kane, causing him to cover up a bit. The fans were already into the match because of the aggression being shown by the superstars.
"I'm with the fans! This is one aggressive match we are seeing, and it's only the beginning!" said Oolong.
Goku got outside of the ring, threw up the apron, and started looking for something under the ring.
"Goku is looking to bring out the hardware!" said Roshi.
Moments later, Mr. SmackDown! stood to his feet, with a steel chair in hand. The crowd cheered as they saw the weapon and Goku reentered the ring and stood just a few feet away from Kane.
"Goku gets back in the ring armed with a steel chair!" said Oolong.
Goku gripped the chair tightly and rushed at Kane. At the last moment, Kane threw his feet up and kicked Goku in his stomach. As a result, Goku stumbled forward and landed in the corner, smashing his face against the chair.
"Oh man! I bet Goku wishes he didn't bring that chair in there now!" said Roshi.
Kane growled and he went to Goku, kicked him out of the ring, and followed him out. Kane picked Goku up, led him over to the announcer's table, and slammed his head down on it, causing his head to bounce off of it and Kane followed that up by dropping Goku down to the ground with another uppercut to the throat.
"Hard move after another as Kane drops Goku down with an uppercut!" said Oolong.
"And through it all Goku is not down for a ten count!" said Roshi.
Kane looked out at the crowd and as they gave him a mixed reaction. He bent down, grabbed Goku's arm, and led him over to the nearby steel steps, propping him up against it. As Kane took a few steps away from Goku, the crowd all stood on their feet to see what was about to happen.
"What the hell is Kane about to do?" asked Oolong.
"It looks like Goku is about to become one with the steel steps!" said Roshi.
Seconds later, Kane took off running at Goku and as soon as he was within range, Goku shot forward, wrapped his legs around Kane', and tripped him headfirst into the steel steps.
"OH SNAP!" said Oolong.
"Kane went face-first into the steps after a beautiful counter by Goku!" said Roshi.
There was a pop from the crowd as the referee got outside the ring. He started the countdown.
1…2…3…4…
Kane got to his feet at 4.
"Whoa! Kane isn't down for ten after that?" asked Oolong.
"Apparently not and the match continues!" said Roshi.
Goku approached Kane. He bent down, picked Kane up, and threw him back into the ring. Goku followed him in, set Kane down in one of the corners of the ring, and then delivered some hard kicks directly to Kane' forehead.
"Goku's softening Kane's head up with those kicks!" said Oolong.
One final kick later, Goku turned around and picked up the steel chair that was still in the ring. He turned his attention to the dazed Kane and an idea formed in his head.
"What is Goku about to do?" asked Roshi.
Holding the chair in the air with one hand, Goku put that chair down in the center of the ring.
"He's setting up something," Ox King said.
Goku backed up as he saw Kane on all fours. Goku charged up a Super Kaio-Ken x4.
"Kaio-Ken x4!" Goku shouted and dashed at Kane. He kicked the downed champion in the side of the head. The crowd went ballistic as Kane's head jarred back.
"Oh my! Goku drilled the champion with a punt," Oolong said.
"Kane is injured. Goku is playing it smart," Ox King said.
Goku dragged Kane to the chair in the ring and placed his head on it. Before Goku went out of the ring, he told the ref not to count.
"Goku told the ref not to count Kane out. What's Goku doing?" Roshi asked.
Goku went under the ring and grabbed another chair.
"Uh oh!" Roshi said.
Goku slid back into the ring and went to the motionless Kane.
"Kaio-Ken!" Goku shouted. Goku clenched the chair hard, brought it up and slammed it down onto Kane's skull, sandwiching the latter's head in between the chairs.
"HOLY CRAP!" shouted Oolong, Roshi, and Ox King.
The fans went nuts with cheers at what they had seen and the impact of said con-chair-to.
"What the hell did Goku just do?" asked Oolong.
"Are you blind? He just sandwiched Kane's head between those chairs!" said Roshi.
"If he ain't down for ten after that then I don't know what to tell you!" said Oolong.
The referee started counting.
1…2…3…4…5…
"We're going to have a new champion!" Ox King said.
"Maybe not. Kane is getting up," Roshi said.
6…7…8…9
Kane staggered to his feet before the ref could count him out.
"Are you serious?" Oolong shouted.
"How did Kane get up after that chair shot?" Ox King asked.
Goku threw the chair down and went back to Kane and dropped hard punches down on him.
"Now even more punches are coming from Goku now!" said Roshi.
Goku grabbed Kane by his head and picked him up out of the corner, led him over to the chair, and held his head in between one of his arms directly over it.
"Uh, this could hurt!" said Oolong.
There was a pop from the crowd as they saw the position the superstars were in, but all of a sudden, Kane wrapped his arms around Goku's waist, lifted him off the mat, and slammed him down onto the chair face-first.
"Oh my gosh!" said Roshi.
The crowd all let out surprised gasps as they saw the force at which Goku's head bounced off of the chair and he held his head in pain as a result.
"What a counter by Kane! Goku looked like he was going for a DDT on the chair but Kane got out of it and sent Goku crashing down onto it instead!" said Oolong.
The referee began the countdown.
1…2…3…4…
Goku gets to his feet without much problem.
"And no one is down for a ten count!" said Roshi.
Kane picked the chair up and hurled it out of the ring in anger then went right at Goku, picked him up, and threw him into a corner. Kane followed him in and unloaded with a series of punches that was almost difficult to watch. Kane finished his assault with another uppercut to the throat that almost knocked Goku out on his feet.
"Damn! Those punches make the ones Goku was doing earlier seem like nothing!" said Oolong.
Kane then lifted Goku up to the top rope and he himself followed him up there. Kane placed Goku's head between his legs and then looked to the outside of the ring and a sick smile appeared on his face.
"What the hell…?" asked Roshi.
As he bent over and wrapped his arms around Goku, realization set in on everybody in the building and there was a loud pop from everyone.
"Oh my God! No! He can't do this!" said Roshi.
"Who the hell is going to try and stop him?" shouted Oolong.
At the last moment, Goku lifted his body up, taking Kane with him.
"Oh no!" said Roshi.
Kane went flying off of the top rope, spinning in a complete front flip and landing smack dab on his face on the outside of the ring.
"Kane just went flying off the top turnbuckle and did a face-plant right on the outside of the ring!" said Oolong.
"Kane is down for the count this time!" said Roshi.
There was a gasp from the crowd as they heard the smack of Kane hitting the ground and the referee went outside and started another countdown.
1…2…3…4…5…6…7…
Kane gets to his feet.
"What the…! There's no ten count after that? No way! How is Kane getting to his feet after all of that?" Oolong shouted.
"I have no idea! I'm beginning to wonder if either one of them is even capable of incapacitating the other!" said Roshi.
Back on the top ropes, Goku took a few moments to catch his breath before he stood tall on the ropes, looking back down at Kane, who was slowing getting back to his feet. However, unbeknownst to Goku, Kane had a small as he stood up.
"Goku is standing on the top rope! It looks like he has something big planned up there!" said Oolong.
"Yeah, but wait! Look! Kane has something in his hand! What is that?" Roshi shouted.
"It looks like a…it is! That's a lead pipe!" said Oolong.
Once Kane had stood up, Goku turned back around facing away from him and then leapt off the turnbuckle, performing a backflip as he did so.
"Wow! Look at Goku! He's going for a moonsault!" said Roshi.
As soon as Goku was within range, Kane gripped the pipe in his hand tightly, aimed for Goku's head, and swung it at him, connecting with a hard impact.
"OH MY GOD!" said Oolong, Roshi and Ox King.
The crowd all gasped at the sound of the pipe cracking Goku's head and the white hedgehog crashed down to the ground face-first.
"That was a sickening blow right to the head of Goku!" said Oolong.
"I wonder if that did the job!" said Roshi.
The referee went over to Goku and begin the countdown. On top of that, Goku was busted open.
1…2…3…4…5…
"Goku is bleeding from that pipe!" Roshi said.
6…7…8…
Goku got to his feet. The crowd cheers loudly.
"Unreal! Goku got to his feet after that shot to the head!" Roshi said.
Kane is seething with frustration. He grabs the steel steps and positions them by the ramp.
"What's this?" Roshi asked.
Kane went back to Goku and lifted him up. He lifted Goku onto his shoulder. The World Heavyweight Champion went to the steps and walked up them. Once he was on the top, he positioned Goku's head between his legs.
"OH NO! Kane is trying to cripple Goku!" Roshi said.
"With a Tombstone Piledriver!" Oolong said.
Goku was wiggling out of the Tombstone. This caused Kane to fall off the steps, losing his balance. Goku lifted himself off the ground with his legs still on Kane's shoulders. He took the Big Red Monster down with a head scissors.
"This is Goku's chance!" Roshi said.
Goku got back to his feet. Kane got back to his feet as well. Goku went for the Z Bottom, but Kane countered out of it and grabbed Goku by the throat again.
"Kane is about to drill Goku again!" Ox King said.
"Solar Flare!" Goku blinded Kane and sent him staggering down to one knee. Goku used Instant Transmission to create distance. Goku was seething with anger as he charged his Super Kamehameha with one hand.
"Uh oh! Goku is getting angry," Roshi said.
Kane staggered to his feet and tried to fix his vision. As he turned…
"Darn you!" Goku fired his Angry Kamehameha at Kane. Kane was struck down and sent flying towards the stage. The crowd cheered their heads off.
"The Angry Kamehameha! Damn that was brutal!" Roshi said.
"Did Goku finally do it?" Oolong asked
The referee goes to Kane and makes the countdown.
1…2…3…4…
"Kane is not moving," Ox King said.
5…6…7…
"I think this is it!" Roshi said.
8…9…
"New Champion!" Oolong said.
10…
The bell rings as the match ends.
(Jerry Jewell – "Yeah! Break! Care! Break!")
"He did it! He defeated Kane in Three Stages of Hell! Goku's the new World Heavyweight Champion!" Roshi said.
"His grandfather would be so proud!" Ox King said.
"Here is your winner and the NEW World Heavyweight Champion, GOKU!" Chimel said. The crowd was in an uproar as the Z Fighters came out (sans Vegeta) to congratulate Goku.
"Congratulations, buddy!" Krillin said as he gave Goku the World Heavyweight Championship belt.
"Thanks Krillin," Goku smiled. He then went to the turnbuckle, got on it, and raised it in the air, setting off pyro.
"Congraulations, honey," Chi-Chi smiled at her husband.
"Thanks Chi-Chi, but this night isn't over yet" Goku said. "Let's see if Vegeta can defeat Sheamus."
"What do you mean if?" Kid Trunks asked. "My Dad will beat that cheap imitation of Ronald McDonald no sweat! Especially since me and Goten placed booby traps around the arena."
"Why does the younger me have to be so darn silly?" The Intercontinental Champion, Future Trunks asked.
"All that aside, let's go watch Vegeta's match in my locker room," The new World Heavyweight Champion said as they headed to the back.
Ringside
"Our last main event features the challenger Vegeta facing off against Sheamus in a Fan's Revenge Hardcore Match," Roshi said.
Vegeta vs. Sheamus (WWE Championship Fan's Revenge Hardcore Match)
The ring area and the entrance area are littered with fans holding steel chairs, kendo sticks, sledge hammers, you name it.
"The following contest is a Fan's Revenge Hardcore Match, and it is for the WWE Championship!" Roberts said.
(Sean Jenness – "Written In My Face")
It's a shame that they, lost their head
A careless man who could wind up dead
You wear your sin like it's some kind of prize
Too Many Lies (Lies), Too Many Lies (Lies)
The WWE champion enters the arena to boos. He looks around at the weapon-wielding fans. He beats his chest twice and wingspans. He walks down the ramp to the ring. Fans block his way. To say that The Celtic Warrior was worried would by something of an understatement. Sheamus walks up the steps and enters the ring.
"Sheamus seems worried," Ox King said.
"I would be too if I had fans after me," Roshi said.
(Jim Johnston – "Invasion (remix)")
Backstage at Vegeta's Locker Room
Someone knocks on the door and shouts to Vegeta inside.
"It's time!" the man said.
Vegeta transforms into a Super Saiyan 2. The aftershocks of the transformation tear the door down. Vegeta walks out and makes his way to the stage.
Back to the Arena
Vegeta comes out to the arena to loud cheers. The lights turn blue and white. He smirks as he is engulfed in pyro. He inhales the smoke, blows it out through his nose, and punches and kicks the air rapidly, setting off more pyro. Vegeta walks down the ramp and slides into the ring. He stands on one of the turnbuckles and folds his arms, while looking out into the crowd.
"Vegeta looks determined for this one," Roshi said.
"Introducing first, the challenger, from Planet Vegeta, he is 'The Prince of All Saiyans', VEGETA!" Roberts said as the crowd cheered loudly and chanted:
"Vegeta! Vegeta! Vegeta!"
"And from Dublin, Ireland, weighing in at 272 pounds, he is the WWE Champion, 'The Celtic Warrior', Sheamus!" Sheamus raises the belt in the air as the crowd boos. He hands the ref the belt, and the ref raises it in the air. The bell rings.
"Let's get it on!" Roshi said.
Vegeta and Sheamus met in the middle of the ring, staring one another down. Neither one was backing down from the other.
"Who is going to throw the first punch?" Roshi asked.
The crowd began to cheer loudly in anticipation for the match to begin.
"Look at those two! This is intensity to the max!" said Oolong.
"The crowd, as well as us, are just waiting for them to get things started!" said Roshi.
Suddenly, Vegeta kicked Sheamus in the stomach and then followed that up with a standing dropkick right to Sheamus' face, dropping him to the mat.
"We're underway now!" said Oolong.
Vegeta immediately went on the offensive by picking Sheamus up, turning him around and punching him countless times in his lower back. The Celtic Warrior yelled out as he felt Vegeta's punches hit him and the final one sent him down to the mat on his stomach.
"Man, those were some hard shots to Sheamus' back from Vegeta!" said Roshi.
Vegeta grabbed Sheamus' head grabbed his legs, and locked on the Prince's Wrath.
"And Vegeta is continuing the pressure on Sheamus by locking on the Prince's Wrath!" said Oolong.
"That is good strategy for Vegeta! This is a no DQ match so even if Sheamus gets to the ropes that won't mean a thing! The hold will not be broken!" said Roshi.
Sheamus was flailing his arms to stay conscious and when the referee asked him if he wanted to give up he said "no!"
"Look at Sheamus! He is beginning to panic because he is so much pain!" said Oolong.
"And he emphatically refused to give up from that submission hold!" said Roshi.
Vegeta heard his opponent's words and increased the pressure on Sheamus' head. The fans ringside began to slam their hands on the barricade and apron, telling Sheamus to tap out, but that was the last thing on The Celtic Warrior's mind. He grabbed the ropes and began to pull himself off the mat, although he was still locked in Vegeta's Prince's Wrath.
"It looks like Sheamus has something on his mind! What is he trying to do here!" asked Oolong.
Then, letting out a primal yell, Sheamus used his strength to ram Vegeta into a corner. The Saiyan Prince released the hold on Sheamus.
"Sheamus gets Vegeta off of him!" said Roshi.
"Yeah, but Vegeta is right back on his feet!" said Oolong.
Vegeta looked over and saw Sheamus pulling himself out of the ring and onto the apron. Vegeta followed him and grabbed him by his hair. Sheamus grunted in pain as he felt Vegeta pull him up to his feet and after he did, The WWE Champion grabbed Vegeta's head and leapt off of the apron, driving Vegeta's throat into the top rope. The Saiyan Prince flew back onto the mat, holding his throat.
"Sheamus hangs Vegeta up on the ropes!" said Roshi.
"But look where Sheamus is; maybe doing that was not smart," Oolong said.
Outside the ring, Sheamus looks around to see the five fans on his side of the ring approached him.
"Uh oh! Sheamus is in trouble now!" said Oolong.
"There are so many fans with weapons surrounding Sheamus! There ain't no telling what he needs to do to get out of the situation!" said Roshi.
Seconds later, Sheamus attacked one of the fans with a Brogue Kick. One of the fans struck Sheamus in the back with a Kendo Stick, which caused the champion to drop to his knees in pain. Another fan tried to hit Sheamus with a sledgehammer, but Sheamus low blowed him and took his sledgehammer. Sheamus quickly got back into the ring.
"Oh damn! A sledgehammer! Sheamus has a freakin' sledgehammer!" yelled Oolong.
"My God! This is not good at all for Vegeta!" said Roshi, worry in her voice.
Sheamus slid back into the ring and measured up Vegeta, who was just now getting to his feet.
"This is not going to be pretty!" said Oolong.
Vegeta turned toward Sheamus and The Celtic Warrior rushed him, slamming the sledgehammer right into Vegeta's jaw.
"OH SNAP!" said Oolong, Ox King, and Roshi.
Vegeta staggered backwards for just a split second until Sheamus drove the handle of the hammer into his throat and drove him down to the mat, choking him with it. The crowd was letting out shocked gasps as they saw that.
"The brutality has begun!" said Oolong.
"That was just sick! Sheamus slammed that hammer with into Vegeta's jaw and is now choking him out with it!" said Roshi.
As Sheamus was choking Vegeta, he leaned down so that he was an inch away from The Prince of all Saiyans' agonized face and glared at him.
"Look at that twisted look on Sheamus' face! You can tell that he is enjoying every second of this!" said Oolong.
The Celtic Warrior stood up off of Vegeta and gripped the sledgehammer tightly in his hands. He lifted the hammer up and then brought it down into Vegeta's gut, causing him to let out a pained yell and the fans let out more gasps.
"Damn! Right into the gut!" said Roshi, holding her stomach as she spoke.
Vegeta rolled onto his stomach and Sheamus followed him. The Celtic Warrior grabbed Vegeta by his hair and lifted him up to his knees. Then Sheamus backed up a bit and held the sledgehammer as if it were a baseball bat. The fans gasped as they knew what Sheamus was planning.
"Oh fuck! Vegeta get out of the way man!" said Oolong.
Sheamus rushed at Vegeta and swung the hammer at him, aiming right for his head. At the last second, Vegeta ducked out of the way and Sheamus' momentum brought him right in front of Vegeta and The Saiyan Prince used high speed movement to get out of the way. As Sheamus looked around…
"Galick Gun!" Vegeta fired at Sheamus and sent him out of the ring. The fans cheered loudly.
"I felt that one too!" said Oolong.
"My God, that was close! Vegeta would be without a head right now if he didn't move!" said Roshi.
The fans ringside start beating Sheamus down with their weapons again.
"And the fans on the outside are beating on the champion," Ox King said.
Vegeta had managed to make it to his feet, holding his stomach and there was a look of fury in his eyes. He went to the outside and approached Sheamus, snatched a kendo stick out of a fan's hand and then drove it hard into The Celtic Warrior's stomach.
"Ooh!" said Oolong.
"Vegeta returns the favor for what Sheamus did to him!" said Roshi.
Sheamus crumpled down to the floor, holding his stomach and breathing hard from the pain he was in. Vegeta threw the kendo stick down and then grabbed his opponent, picked him up, and threw him into the barricade.
"Sheamus is thrown to the barricade!" said Oolong.
Sheamus hit the wall hard and Vegeta followed him to the barricade. Vegeta picked him up and led him to the top of the stage, where he slammed The Celtic Warrior's head into the wall.
"Sheamus' head is smashed into the stage wall!" said Roshi.
"Those things aren't soft either!" said Oolong.
Sheamus' head bounced off the wall and he fell down to a knee right beside it. Vegeta backed up a few steps and measured up Sheamus before running at him. Once Vegeta got to Sheamus, The Saiyan Prince drove his knee into the side of his head.
"Oh man!" said Roshi.
The fans sitting ringside all jumped back as they heard the impact from Vegeta's attack. Sheamus fell down to the ground, almost completely motionless. Vegeta stood upright and looked out at the crowd with his usual emotionless look and they cheered for him.
"This is brutal! This is absolutely brutal!" said Oolong.
"We knew that this was going to happen, but my God, this is just crazy!" said Roshi.
Vegeta bent over and picked Sheamus' deadweight body up and led him to the back where he saw a wall, sitting him up against it. Nearby fans held Sheamus in place.
"Vegeta has put Sheamus against the wall! What is he planning to do!" asked Oolong.
Vegeta flew over towards the announcer's table and picked up a steel chair, getting a pop from the crowd.
"Does that answer your question!" asked Roshi.
The Saiyan Prince went back to Sheamus and set the chair right up against him.
"Huh? I thought Vegeta was going to hit Sheamus with the chair! What is he doing!" asked Roshi.
Vegeta then went back into the ring and picked up the sledgehammer before making his way backstage again.
"Oh my God! No! Not this!" said Roshi.
"Vegeta is thinking of absolutely smashing Sheamus' brains in!" said Oolong.
Vegeta gripped the hammer in his hands and measured up Sheamus before rushing at him, lifting the hammer up.
"There he goes!" said Roshi.
At the last second, Sheamus broke free, grabbed the chair with his hands, and hurled it at the oncoming Vegeta, hitting him in the face with it.
"Whoa!" said Oolong.
Vegeta was knocked for a loop and as soon as he was within range of Sheamus, The Celtic Warrior wrapped his legs around Vegeta's and hit him with a drop toehold, slamming The Prince of all Saiyans's head into the concrete.
"Oh my God!" said Roshi.
The fans all gasped and let out "Ooh's!" as they heard the impact from Vegeta's head hitting the concrete. Vegeta was laid out from the impack and Sheamus took that time to regain his bearings.
"Not only did Vegeta get hit right in the face with that chair, but Sheamus drove him head first into the steel steps!" said Oolong.
"Just like he said he would do!" said Roshi.
Sheamus pinned Vegeta as the ref slapped his hand to the concrete.
1…2…
Vegeta kicks out.
"The challenger kicks out," Ox King said.
Afterwards, Sheamus got to his feet, although shakily, and then made his way back to Vegeta, picked him up, and threw him into a table. Sheamus picked up the steel chair and then approached Vegeta again.
"Sheamus has the chair again!" said Oolong.
Vegeta was slowly making it back to his feet, holding his head and back as well. Sheamus practically saw red as he locked on Vegeta. Vegeta got to his feet and stumbled a bit on the ropes before he turned around. Sheamus flew at Vegeta, the steel chair above him and when he was close enough, he smashed Vegeta over the head with it.
"OH!" said Roshi.
There was a loud pop from the crowd as Vegeta hit the floor again and Sheamus stood over him.
"I think Vegeta is out from that one!" said Oolong.
"I believe so too! That was a vicious chair shot!" said Roshi.
The Celtic Warrior threw the chair down to the mat and picked Vegeta's motionless body up. Then he placed his head in between his legs, right above the steel chair. Sheamus got Vegeta up into a crucifix, ready to hit Vegeta with his finishing move. Sheamus walks out to the arena again and went to his right, to the end of the stage. The crowd let out a pop as they found out of The WWE Champion's intentions.
"Uh oh! Sheamus is looking to put Vegeta out once and for all!" said Oolong.
"And look at the position he has him in! And where the chair is! Sheamus is going to hit the High Cross and throw Vegeta right off the stage!" said Roshi.
At the last moment, there was a pop from the crowd and Sheamus was hit with a chop block. As a result, he released Vegeta and fell down to the floor.
"What the…!" asked Oolong.
"What the hell happened!" asked Roshi.
"Look!" said Oolong.
Everybody looked and saw Gotenks and Daniel Bryan, DX 2K10. Bryan had a steel chair, and Gotenks propped a table on the stage wall.
"It's Daniel Bryan and Gotenks!" said Roshi.
"Why the hell are they here!" asked Oolong.
"I have no idea!" replied Roshi. "But what I do know is that they just attacked Sheamus from behind!"
Bryan began to repeatedly slam the chair down on Sheamus and Gotenks joined in by stomping the daylights out of The Celtic Warrior.
"Now they are beating the crap out of Sheamus!" said Oolong.
"But why! What is this all about!" asked Roshi.
"I don't know, but this is legal! Remember, no disqualification!" said Oolong.
Sheamus covered up as best as he could to withstand the attack but he was soon overwhelmed by them. Bryan and Gotenks stopped their assault and as Bryan looked down at the champion, Gotenks picked up Sheamus and propped him up onto the table, with Sheamus' back to him.
"Gotenks has propped Sheamus onto a table!" said Roshi.
Sheamus began to stir and he made up to his knees and that was when Gotenks struck. The Grim Reaper of Justice ran at Sheamus and drove his knees into the latter's back, hitting the GRE while Sheamus was on the table. The Celtic Warrior's body crumbled violently to the floor, and the table was destroyed in the process. The crowd roared in amazement and shock.
"OH FUCK!" said Oolong, Roshi and Ox King.
Bryan and Gotenks crotch chopped Sheamus and hi-fived each other before they made their way through the crowd, smirks on their faces. The crowd cheered loudly for them as they went up the stairs and behind the curtain.
"I cannot believe what we just saw. Bryan and Gotenks, just came out here and completely destroyed Sheamus," said Roshi.
"They put The Celtic Warrior through a table," said Oolong.
"Ironic, that's what Sheamus did to John Cena to win his first WWE Championship," Ox King said.
Vegeta began to stir and he saw that Sheamus was down in the wreckage of Gotenks' and Bryan's work. Gritting his teeth, he pulled himself to the wall and got to his feet using it.
"We better get back to business! There is still a match going on here!" said Roshi.
"Vegeta has just now made it back to his feet! I don't think he has any idea what happened to Sheamus!" said Oolong.
"I don't think he cares!" said Roshi.
The fans cheered for Vegeta as he flew into the air and charged up his energy into his right hand.
"Vegeta is going for it!" said Oolong.
"Welcome to Super Vegeta's BIG BANG ATTACK!" Vegeta fired at the staggering champion. Sheamus caught the energy ball. Vegeta powered up and charged another energy ball.
"WELCOME TO OBLIVION!" Vegeta fired at the Big Bang Attack, making it detonate into the champion's face. A massive explosion takes place, and Sheamus is left bloodied and bruised.
"Oh my god! The Big Bang Attack just annihilated Sheamus!" Roshi said.
"I don't think Vegeta is done just yet," Oolong said.
Vegeta flew back down, and an idea came to his head. He went and got one of the chairs in the ring and set it up in the middle of the stage.
"What the…?" asked Roshi.
Vegeta picked Sheamus up and lifted The Celtic Warrior up into the air in vertical suplex fashion.
"Uh oh!" said Oolong.
There was a pop from the crowd as they saw Vegeta moving towards the chair, positioning Sheamus' head over it.
"Vegeta is prepping up for his finishing move!" said Roshi.
"And Sheamus is completely helpless!" said Oolong.
Then, Vegeta jumped up in the air and moved Sheamus' body in front of him, so the two were belly-to-belly. Vegeta was in a sitout position as he descended back down to the floor. He drove Sheamus' head into the floor and chair, hitting the SSD.
"OH MY GOD!" said Oolong.
Sheamus crumpled to the floor twitching, and the crowd let out another loud pop.
"Vegeta hits Sheamus with the SSD – the Saiyan Screwdriver!" said Roshi.
"And Sheamus was dropped on that chair, leaving his head wide open for maximum impact!" said Oolong. "But as brutal as that maneuver is, the chair wasn't needed!"
Vegeta covered Sheamus.
"There goes the pin!" said Roshi.
1…2…3…
The match was over and the referee called for the bell.
(Jim Johnston – "Invasion (remix)")
Vegeta fell down to one knee, exhausted. The crowd roared in approval.
"We have a new WWE Champion!" Roshi said.
"I'm sure Vegeta will gloat to Goku about this one," Oolong said.
"Here is your winner, and the NEW WWE Champion, 'The Prince of All Saiyans', VEGETA!" Roberts said as the crowd cheered loudly.
The referee handed Vegeta the belt as Vegeta rose to his feet. The EMTs were checking on Sheamus after the match ended. Vegeta got back into the ring and celebrated with a smirk on his face. The Z Fighters came out to see Vegeta.
"Father you did it!" Future Trunks smiled.
"Way to go honey!" Bulma said as she kissed Vegeta on the cheek.
"Why…thank you," Vegeta said still smirking.
"I knew you could do it Dad!" Kid Trunks said.
Goku approached Vegeta.
"I'm impressed Vegeta," Goku said extending his hand to Vegeta. Vegeta just looked at the World Heavyweight Champion's hand. Vegeta shook it as the crowd cheered.
"What a show a sportsmanship!" Roshi said.
The Z Fighters stand side-to-side, and all of the champions (Future Trunks, Turtle Crane Inc., Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, Bulma, and Android 18) raised their belts in the air as a lot of pyro goes off, signaling the end of the show.
"This was a hell of a night, as every title changed hands," Roshi said.
"You said it," Ox King said.
"The era of the Z Fighters starts tomorrow on RAW," Ox King said. "And it comes to a head at Night of Champions in four weeks time."
"I'm Master Roshi along with Ox King and Oolong, and we thank you for watching Summerslam. Good night everybody!" Roshi said.
The cameras go off, concluding the show.
End Chapter
The X: The Z Fighters hold all the gold in the WWE.
Vegeta: I knew I'd win. This title does look good on me.
Goku: Just wait until Night of Champions. I want to see who my opponent is.
The X: You'll have to wait for that one.
Vegeta: Well I hope I have a worthy opponent for Night of Champions.
The X: You will believe me! Now R&R suckas!
