I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamt that Lars had the Devil Gene. You heard right; the Devil Gene. Maybe I should stop eating so much before bed.
I went downstairs and did my daily routine, consisting of coffee and reviews. If you didn't know that by now, I need you to go sit in the corner.
"Refreshing coffee…nothing better!"
I sat down and started watching TV. I looked at the reviews. Not many, so I guess I'll have to fill up the gaps with some shenanigans.
"Hey Lulu!"
Jin came down and hugged me and kissed my cheek. He always comes down whenever I put on a pot of coffee.
"What's wrong?" Did he notice my tension? Oh no.
"What makes you say that?" I asked. I took another sip of coffee between pauses.
"Well, for one, when did you start drinking your coffee straight black?"
"I'm not drinking my coffee-oh." I looked down in my cup. I had nothing in the cup except for straight black coffee. Ew. I spat it out and went back in the kitchen.
"Thanks for telling me that," I said, fixing my coffee right this time. "Sorry."
"So what's really wrong?" His arms were folded. "And you can't lie."
I sighed. "I had a weird dream that Lars had the Devil Gene. Pretty funny, huh?" A slight chuckle came out of me as I attempted to lighten the mood. I failed.
"When you have weird dreams like that, it's usually because of your gut feeling. Or you're thinking too much. I'm going with the second assumption."
So was I. "Anyways, let's get started with the show, even though it's short."
(20 minutes later…)
After everyone was awake and ready to start, I told Christian to start up the camera.
"Hey, where's Kaz?"
"Down here…"
I looked over in the corner and saw Kaz lying on the floor, acting like a crumb. I walked over to him and kneeled down.
"What are you doing?"
"Bob…is evil…"
I blinked twice. What did he do to Kaz to make him so petrified?
"He-he tried to eat me…I should've taken of the costume when I had the chance…"
I got up and went back into the middle of the room. Might as well allow Kaz to cry to himself for as long as he can in a fetal position.
"First one's from gracegrrl007, and she asked…"
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE SLOPPY SWISH IS?! SHAME ON YOU! It's from Saturday Night Live. I'll teach you.
Oh, and my sister is not AngelInTheDark17, actually...(did I get your name right? ")
Well.
OK! Nina and Anna! Why does one of you lose clothing in most of Anna's endings?
Hwoarang! Hi. :3
BRYAN FURY, I HAVE THE SUDDEN URGE TO SAY HI TO YOU. DO YOU LIKE BEING A CYBORG?
Leo! Please come out of your emo corner and give me a hug! I'll be your best friend forever! PLEASE?
Julia! Has anyone spoken to you yet? What's your favorite animal? :3
Mkay, bye.
Nice chapter by the way. Sorry 'bout your computer.
Since it wasn't AngelInTheDark19, I started thinking. Who was her sister? Oh well.
"We lose our clothing because we fight so rough in our cut scenes," Nina said. "It's not intentional."
"Hi!" Hwoarang was in the kitchen, eating a breakfast hot pocket. He better not eat them all. I will send him back to the hospital in a heartbeat.
"MUAHAHAHAHA!"
Bryan came out of nowhere and hugged me from behind. On instinct, Lars got up and socked him square in the jaw, making him drop me and fly into the pantry. I cringed slightly as he helped me to my feet. Everyone else stared at the pantry door.
"Dammit, Lars! You and your Mishima powers!"
"Shut up. You're a cyborg. Brush it off."
He got up and brushed himself off. "Of course I love being a cyborg! I can destroy things and not get hurt! And it's fun!"
A harsh wave of uneasiness washed over me as I stood next to Lars. Yes, it was a dream, but it felt real. But it's a dream. It can be as real as you want it to be. Duh.
Leo still sat in her emo corner. She came out of it when the reviewer decided to be just best friends. She ran out the corner and hugged the reviewer tightly.
"Yes, we can be best friends! No marriage whatsoever."
"My favorite animal would have to be a cat," Julia said. "Easy to take care of, and not really that much of a hassle."
"My computer had everything on it…I'm going back into depression mode…"
I slumped on the couch with my head down on a pillow. I put the pillow over my head for good measure.
"Lulu, you have a show to do."
"Don't talk to me!"
Lars, being the perverted, yet smart person he is, smacked me on my behind. It hurt like hell. I screamed and held my butt away from him.
"THAT HURT! GO AWAY!"
"NO! WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU!?"
I walked away, still holding my butt. It still stings!
"I'm too depressed to-OW! STOP IT!"
He smacked it again, and this time, it was even worse. I started running away.
"OW! STOP DOING THAT!"
"Not until you stop being emo!"
"NAO! OWOWOWOW! STOP, DAMMIT!"
"NO!"
I start acting like Nathan Drake from Uncharted as I started climbing the banister and jumping away from Lars. It didn't help. He only followed me. He smacked my butt again. I squeaked and jumped over the railing, holding my butt and squirming on the floor in pain.
"OWOWOWOWOW! YOU'RE TOO FREAKING HEAVY HANDED FOR THAT!"
I crawled towards my bedroom and shut the door before Lars could make it. He started banging on the door, but to no avail. I'm not opening the door.
"Dammit, Lulu! You're leaving me with no choice!"
He broke the door down with one strong shoulder ram. He came inside and we began rumbling. Everyone downstairs-only the boys, of course-started thinking we were doing something else.
"Oh yeah," Hwoarang said, cheering. "Tear that ass up!"
"Shut up!" Jin slammed his mouth shut with his hand. "Do you wanna go back to the hospital!?"
He shook his head. The brawl spilled outside, with Lars mostly pinning my hands behind me and holding me to the ground. Every attempt got him a kick or a knee to the groin. A very harsh one, to be exact.
"Lulu, stop!"
"Make me!"
I stood up and kicked him off. He leaned against the banister, trying to catch his breath. I tackled him and we both went over the railing. Everyone gasped and screamed as we fell back to ground level with a hard thud.
"OH MY GOD, ARE YOU TWO ALRIGHT!?" They screamed.
"Ouch…" I stayed in my spot, not wanting to move. In fact, I wasn't hurt at all. Lars, on the other hand…well, he took the brunt of it, since he broke my fall with his body. He was still awake, but in pain.
"Dammit….I think I bruised my ribs."
"I'm sorry. But I told you I wasn't in the mood."
He looked up at me as much as his body would allow him. "Did I mention that your punches and kicks pack at least a ton of strength behind them?"
"At least once. Onto the last review! Which is from sweetlittlemiko, and she asked…"
* melts out of the shadows*
Miko: Hello again! its so nice to see you all again im in a really good mood today don't worry about the presents their magic make a wish and the thing you want the most will be in the box but it only works once so be careful what you wish for.
Kaz: wow never expected that but its a good deed and a deals a deal * snaps fingers and a glowing black orb appears in my the black slowly melts away leaveing a glowing white soul in its place* brace your self this might hurt * slam's the orb into Kaz's chest* there your soul is now clean of any taint you will go to heaven
Hwoarang: Yay your soul has been taint just enough to where your mine now you shall be my consort a very very nice job to have ;)
Lars: Dance! (if you don't i'll rot your soul from the inside out)
Nina: HAHAHAHA thats what happens when you fight a dark knight (oh and i forgot to say momo kinda has the soul of a dragon inside of her so be careful or she'll transform she's kinda looks like a succubus in her hlaf form full form well just watch out for a Huge Black,Red,and Pink dragon )
Heihachi: Are you Dead Or Dieing yet
Momo: almost there mylady but i wish to ask can i stay here its fun and well*she blushes and glances at Jin* I'd just like to stay around it getting kinda boreing in hell you know..
Momo* *smirks* well if miss Lulu dosent mind i don't well thats all for Now see you later
P.S anna your next
Jin looked like he was gonna fall over. He didn't wanna go to hell yet. He looked in his box and prayed for world peace. I hope the box will grant it. We desperately need it.
Kaz fell over and held his chest. He coughed once and stood up as the pain subsided.
"I'm going to Heaven! Oh yeah! Ow…"
"I'm gonna be a knight! But I'm going to Hell…no…"
I'll gladly send him there before his time comes. You broke my shit, dammit!
"Sorry, I can't dance. Bruised ribs hurt like hell."
Lars stayed on the floor, unable to even turn over. Now I feel guilt. Why me?
"She's a dragon!?" Nina ran down the hallway. "AHHHHHH!"
Anna followed suit. "AHHHHHH!"
"Heihachi?" I looked over on the floor. "Is he dead?"
Jin kicked him in his side. No movement whatsoever.
"He's close to it."
The back of my pajama shorts felt like they were attached to my butt. It burns…so bad…
"Rasu wa, sono yo na watashi no o shiri o pishari to shinaide kudasai. Sore wa mada moete imasu."
"Gomen'nasai. Sore ga nidoto okinaideshou. Sukunakutomo, koko ni inaikara…"
A small blush reached across my face before I knew it. Jin's eyes widened. Hehe.
"Even when he's hurt, he's still perverted," He muttered. "That's my uncle for you."
Lars laughed. "You know me so well."
I walked away slowly, disregarding that my butt is on fire. I think I deserve to go on a walk. I feel triumphant all of a sudden.
"I'm going for a walk," I said, walking outside with just my slippers. "Don't anyone follow me!"
And I shut the door. Maybe all I need is some fresh air. Fighting and almost drinking black coffee takes a lot out of you.
"Lulu wait!"
I turned around. "When were you able to get up?"
"Since we laid there for at least five minutes," Lars said. He was still holding his ribs. "And did you forget what day it is?"
I was confused for a moment, as I didn't understand what he meant. Then it hit me full force.
"Valentine's Day! Oh my god, I forgot all about it! I didn't get presents or anything! I need to go to the store, I have to buy everything I forgot, and oh my god I'm fucking FREAKING OUT HERE!"
He cupped me cheek and pulled me in close. "There's no need to go all out on a holiday, Lulu. Being with us is more than enough of a gift."
"You have a point…but I want it to be festive! Not dry and lifeless."
"Have you seen the carnage we created earlier? I think that was festive enough."
And then, he kissed me. This was the most awkward Valentine's Day I've ever witnessed. I'm not complaining.
Well, that's all I got for ya! See ya later peeps!
