A/N Sal LIVES! After a long hiatus by my standards I'm back with a new chapter! Yes I am aware I uploaded this earlier then I said… don't care.
School starts for me TOMARROW! F&$# ME! Well from this point on I'll probably only be able to squeeze in a chapter per weekend… that's if I'm lucky! If you knew how I lived, you'd understand.
Next, marcelinefan, no I can't get u an email account because I have no way of safely getting a password to you. Sorry nothing I can do… probably should have put this in the update (shrugs) too late now!
Thanks to bg52598 for helping me with this you help a lot!
Anyway on with the story…
Ch.11 What Did I See in You?!
6:00 P.M. 27 hours left…
"Now that was entertainment! LOLing at how stupid you too looked in those armors. On with the show: Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many boyfriends Want to see you."
"At least she's being straightforward with her crap clues. How many boyfriends have you had?"
"Too many…"
"That bad?" Mordecai was running numbers in his head, praying for low numbers. He knew Slasher, Angel, that giant guy that he never got the name of, but that was just in the one year he knew her… only she knew how many before that… and he doubt she kept track. "Ok so maybe we should bring those swords of Skips'? We might need something if they find us."
"Right." Margaret nodded as they grabbed the swords and a pair of binoculars as they had to figure out where Margaret's boyfriends were. "We should probably head up to a spot where we can see them but they can't see us." Mordecai tried to think of a safe place but it's a public park… you're not supposed to be able to spy on people.
"Even if we managed to find one, CJ's been tracking every move we make so she could just tell them where we are… if she hasn't already." Margaret and Mordecai were trying to come up with a fight or flight game plan, until then Mordecai noticed something… "Margaret, do you hear something…" They both listened to hear an acoustic guitar playing not far from where they were. They didn't need any help with making their guess and it only took a look around the corner to confirm it. Angel followed by another that Mordecai never saw before. "Oh god who this a-hole?"
"That's Rictor… He was my boyfriend during most of my last two years of high school. I thought he was the nicest guy ever but I dumped him when I found out about the real Rictor. Caught him cheating on me…" Mordecai was pissed now with a face that just said "OH HEEEELL NO!". Mordecai was studying his new enemy. He was wearing loose fit jeans ripped at the knee, black shoes, and what looked like a red Fist Pump shirt. He had short, shaggy hair and did seem like someone Margaret would date considering her history of boyfriends that Mordecai knew of.
"Anyone else?"
"There was a few but I didn't have much of a relationship with them so I doubt they'll show up."
"Then this is going to be too easy…" Mordecai stopped when he saw they weren't unarmed. No they had knives and Rictor had a gun. Granted it was only a pistol but they didn't know what kind of shot he was. "Scratch that…"
"What do you think we should do?" Mordecai tried to think of any way to get rid of the two people CJ sent. And then he got an idea.
"Margaret, here's what we're going to do and you need to do everything I tell you, no matter how stupid it sounds. Go to the Pops' grab one of the shoes lying on the floor in my room and take it to the park lake. Then when I tell you to; throw the shoe into the lake." Margaret could have said that was the stupidest thing she ever heard, but considering everything that's happened today she was willing to believe Mordecai was still sane.
"Be careful Mordecai…" She said with a hug.
"Don't worry I got this. Just be ready…" She nodded and took off for Pops'.
"Okay I need to get these idiots to follow me…" Mordecai appeared from cover, sword drawn and charged right at them with their backs turned. "SURPRISE BUTTSEX!" (LOLING! My story, my rules)
"What the…" Rictor turned around gun drawn and before he could pull the trigger, "AAAHHHGG!" Mordecai chops his hand off while dodging Angel's guitar swings. Mordecai then takes off with Rictor trying to grab his gun while Angel takes off after Mordecai.
"I can't believe that worked!" Mordecai thought as he took the most backwards path to the lake to buy Margaret time. Speaking of whom…
With Margaret…
*SLAM!*
Margaret didn't have time for doorknobs… so she just kicked the door in… and saw Mordecai and Rigby have no idea how to keep a room clean. Luckily she found what she was looking for.
"Never saw either of them where sneakers before… or any shoe for that matter." She shrugged it off when she realized she was in a rush. She took off as fast as she can for the lake that was surprisingly far as it took a good ten minutes to get there. She climbed into a nearby tree where she had a perfect view of the dock and some of the surrounding area. All she had to do was wait… and prey…
Back with Mordecai…
*BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!*
Mordecai is still running for his life. Lucky for him Rictor never learned how to shoot with his left hand and that Angel was slower than Muscle Man. He had to run in a wide circle a couple times to make sure he didn't lose him while dodging poorly aimed bullets. He finally ducked behind a tree to lose them for a second.
"Maybe I should just kill them myself…"
"Come on out now and we promise to make your end quick."
"You've got to be friggin kidding me!" Mordecai turned around the tree to see that Angel wasn't there anymore. "Must have lost him… not good." He thought that until he saw Angel appear… with a shotgun!
"I think Margaret's had enough time… let's see what he can do with that!" Mordecai took off in a dead sprint towards the lake shouting gibberish to keep their attention.
"What does Margaret see in this idiot?" Mordecai was running straight for the lake with gun toting bad guys in hot pursuit. He quickly found out how far that shotgun could shoot.
"HOLY S#&$!" the shell hit a foot away from Mordecai but that was enough to scare him.
Margaret could hear the gunshots and was glad/worried sick by the fact that Mordecai was alive… just being shot at by people she once dated. She didn't want to give herself away yet so she stayed quiet.
"MARGARET!" Mordecai had no clue where she was and preyed she was there. He was overjoyed to see his plan could work as he saw sneakers fly out of a tree into the lake but he needed to make sure they followed him to the edge of the docks. Mordecai ran to the edge with the Rictor and Angel behind him, neither of them noticing the sneakers she threw from the tree.
Mordecai wasting no time dove into the water and saw what was coming… the lake monsters! He immediately dove under the docks and when to the closest he could get to dry land. Angel and Rictor having no peripheral not noticing the monsters as Angel accidently shot one of them. Six pissed off lake monsters rise out of the lake… "Oh you motherfu…" *Crash* and they decimated the docks, taking the two poor shmucks with them.
When Mordecai resurfaced he noticed that the dock was about eighty feet shorter than about thirty seconds ago. "That will do I think!" Mordecai reached dry land as Margaret was getting out of the tree. She turned into Mordecai's direction when she heard a loud *Ding* and a *Thud* and was shocked by what she saw. Mordecai was hung over the arm of Slasher with a lead pipe in his other hand. Slasher didn't see Margaret in fact he just got here and wasn't informed that Margaret was hiding in a tree. Apparently CJ wasn't really paying attention or Slasher was just that stupid.
"Done with your swim so soon? Maybe you should get another 15 minutes or so." Margaret set her phone down, drew her sword, and waited for the right moment. "After I'm done with you, Margaret will make a nice toy for me. But until I find her enjoy your swim!" Margaret realized now was her chance.
"HEY SLASHER!" Margaret said as she sliced through Slasher's neck, killing him and dropping an unconscious Mordecai into the water. "MORDECAI!" Of course she dove in right after him, not caring that the lake was so muddy that she could barely see. She saw a black shadow a sinking and she swam to it. She nearly screamed with joy when she saw it was Mordecai.
She brought him to the surface and dragged him onto dry land. She quickly discovered that he stopped breathing but remembered she took a CPR class with Eileen.
"Mordecai…" Margaret was hell bent on making sure the closest thing to a kiss from Mordecai wasn't during CPR. After about 5 minutes of trying she was starting to lose hope and already started crying until finally Mordecai started to cough up water and began breathing. "MORDECAI!" Margaret was squealing with joy that Mordecai was still alive, locking him in a death grip of a hug.
"Margaret, yo-you're stronger then you look…" Margaret let go of Mordecai letting him breathe.
"Sorry… I-I just thought I was going to lose you…" Mordecai sensing her despair pulled her into a hug of his own, in which she gladly hugged back. The two pulled back from their hug and looked into each other's eyes. The lean in to kiss…
*Ding*
CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAY!
Margaret gets up to answer her phone she left by the tree, now thankful she decided to leave it there. Mordecai started to think that CJ was deliberately planning her text messages. Mordecai stood up and immediately flipped off in all directions, while Margaret read the text…
"DAMMIT SLASHER! Oh well, it's not like he had much brains to back up his brawn… considering that's what I was for."
"Wait Slasher?! Where is he?!" Of course Mordecai was attacked from behind so he naturally should have no idea what happened.
Margaret turned with a smirk on her face at how satisfying her deed was. She responded very calmly… "He fell in the water as I cut his head off. So Mordecai remember not to piss me off." Mordecai was both scared but strangely also turned on by the way she said that. Margaret went back to the text…
"But I digress, a question for you two… Do you like brains?"
"What…"
"Now she's just getting stupid with these!"
"Aw! My phones fried…"
"Well who jumped into the lake?!" Mordecai just hung his head in defeat, even though he didn't really have time to set his phone down with what was going on.
"MORDECAI! MARGARET!"
A/N OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH so close… I am so sorry this took as long as it did. But like I said school will make this a sloooow process so if you can put up with my bull then you guys are the coolest readers/fans EVAH!
That should about cover everything… until next time; Review, fav, follow, and all that good stuff and there's always more to come!
Sal out!
