I don't own TDI…….
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Total Drama Takedown
Tyler: .. And then she said, I love you, Tyler! Dude! Not Taylor, not Tiger, not Trevor, Tyler!
Noah: Ugh, I could care less about your idiot bimbo of a girlfriend remembering your name!
Noah and Tyler were trudging through the woods, both looking tired and heated. Tyler's uniform had several tears in it and a couple cuts on his face.
Tyler: Hehe, looks like someone's a little pissed that they don't have a girlfriend!
Noah: Ugh, Shut it! For your information, I could get a girl here if I wanted to!
Tyler: *Smugly* Then why don't ya?
Noah: Ugh, the only free girls are Eva, Sadie, Katie, Heather, and those new girls! And Katie and Sadie like Mr. Sensitive and the prarie doof! So who does that leave? Heather and Eva, the queens of bitchland.
Tyler: Hehe, dude you're almost as prissy as both of them combined!
Noah: And you're almost as stupid as Geoff and skater boy combined!
Tyler lets out a small whimper and looks away from the fed up book worm, raising his brown eyebrows and frowning.
Tyler: You are pretty mean, huh?
Noah: If you consider looking at the world in a smart way and dealing with my problems without kicking someones ass, then yes, I'm a complete jerk.
Tyler gives him a quizzical look, then just shakes his head and concentrates on staying on his feet.
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Confession Cam:
Tyler:*On face* I don't know what's with that little dude. Guy has got to get his head outta the books and into the game! *Camera zooms out to show Noah glaring at Tyler next to him*
Noah: Seriously, when will you idiots understand that we are attached to each other?!
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Courtney: Ugh, I think something just bite my cheek!
Courtney scratches at her cheek, irritated, while her partner narrows her eyebrows at her.
Gwen: Do I look like I would ever give a crap?
The CIT angrily turns to the goth and frowns at her.
Courtney: It was rhetorical! Idiot goth…..
The goth's eyes go wide as she turns and stares hard at Courtney.
Gwen: I'm the idiot? At least I didn't freak out when the guy I pretend to hate gets voted off and then cheat someone else's boyfriend off out of jealousy. Hypocrite……
Courtney: And why is that?
Gwen: You hate Harold for cheating you off last season, then you come back this season and cheat Trent off!
Courtney: Ugh, that's it!
Courtney angrily grabs Gwen's arm and rips her sleve off.
Gwen: Oh you have got to be jokin!
Gwen's arm shoots out, locking onto the stomach of Courtney's shirt, tearing at it, revealing Courtney's tan stomach. Courtney shakes her head and closes her eyes tightly.
Courtney: Ugh, I am not getting into this with you! I would never become school president after getting into a catfight on National TV!
Gwen: You already cheated someone out of the money; no one would vote for you anyone.
Courtney grunts as she kicks Gwen in the shin. Gwen screeches, pulling her leg up in pain. This action yanks Courtney's leg out from under her and she lets out an "Omph" as she is dropped to the ground. Gwen giggles, but loses her balance and falls onto the CIT, making her scream.
Courtney: Get off me, you creepy goth!
Gwen: Like I'm enjoying this, bitch!
The two teens grabs each other and start rolling on the ground angrily, tearing at each other's clothing and delivering slaps to the face. Courtney tears off Gwen's shirt, revealing her black bra. Gwen groans and tears off Courtney's shirt, revealing a white tank top under it. Gwen struggles to her feet, then reaches down and tears off the prep's pant legs, reducing her pants to tiny shorts, almost revealing the girl's panties. Gwen puts her hands on her hips and grins down at the struggling girl.
Courtney: Ugh, you'll pay for that!
Courtney catches Gwen off guard, grabbing her leg and pulling her down. Gwen trips over her and falls face first into a huge puddle. Gwen lies in the puddle angrily, before Courtney stands up over her and dives on her back. The girls roll around in the puddle uttering out insults as Harold appears from behind the trees. The nerd stops short and his jaw drops and Chef walks into the clearing.
Chef: *Not noticing girls, staring at Harold* Yo, boy? Why'd you stop? I actually got you to walk more than 20 feet! We were on a roll!
As the Chef snaps in front of Harold's eyes, trying to faze him, small trickles of blood pour out of Harold's nose. Chef's eyes go wide as he tries to see where Harold is looking, noticing Gwen and Courtney, half naked, rolling around in a puddle. Chef turns to Harold and his eyes narrow angrily.
Chef: You are one weird kid.
Chef heaves Harold over his shoulder and begins walking back the way they came as Harold smiles and mumbles: "Boobies…" He then snaps to attention and remembers what he's doing. His eyes go wide as they begin to leave the screen.
Harold: Urg, Leshawna! I am soo sorry! I love you soo much more than boobies! And I love your boobies soo much more than Heather's! Gwah-
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Cody nervously hobbles through the woods, looking back every few seconds to make sure Izzy was still attached to his ankle. He had managed to pry the snake off her head and now he just had to worry about dragging her back to camp.
Cody: Don't worry Izzy, you'll be fine.
Obviously, she couldn't hear him, but Cody didn't care. He didn't worry too bad either, figuring that if the girl was insane, she'd obviously been hurt a couple times like this before. Also, Cody had also done an excellent job of keeping the dirty thoughts about her being out cold out of his head. He pushed a bush aside, then grinned upon seeing Chris in the distance.
Cody: I did it! Mom's gonna be so proud!
As Cody approached Chris, the host looks at Izzy weirdly.
Chris: What is with people getting hurt today? First it's Ezekiel, then she shows up with that guy*Yanks thumb back to show Melanie pouring a bucket of water on a knocked out Walter's face*, and now Izzy's dead! What is wrong with you people!
Cody: Hehe, she's not dead, man. She's out cold though, and I think she needs medical attention.
Chris: Oh, well that's not too bad… Uh, here's your key. You can play doctor while nurse Chef is out. Have fun!
Cody frowns as he unlocks the cuffs and begins to walk away, until Chris stops him.
Chris: Oh, and dude, you didn't try anything while she was out, right? This show is "TV-PG" or whatever they call that crap nowadays.
Cody: Chris, I may be somewhat of a "Perve", but I would never sink that low. Oh, and I took this interesting healt-
Chris: Haha, just go, bro.
Cody grins a sly grin and drags Izzy off as Chris turns to Melanie, who's trying to shake Walter awake. The big teen is still sporting a toque, white T-shirt and sun glasses, making him look pretty silly in Chris' eyes.
Chirs: Any luck?
Melanie:*Frowns* Nope. I'm just glad the big dude managed to finish the challenge before goin down. He really stepped up though, I'm proud.
Chris cocks and eyebrow as Melanie giggles and returns her attention to Walter.
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Jim: Melanie's so smart and hot and stuff, dudette.
Bridgette: *Somewhat angry* Uh, yeah Jim, you told me….
Jim: Oh, uh, my bad dudette.
Bridgette: Ugh, no it's fine. I guess I'm just a little jealous that you still have your crush and my Ge- Geoff is g- go- gone.
Bridgette then chokes up and bursts into tears as Jim's eyes pop open. He looks around nervously, thinking of what to do, then looks at Bridgette.
Jim: Uh, it's ok. It's not your fault the nerdy guys decided to vote the dude off.
Bridgette whimpers and looks up at him sadly. She tries to utter something, but can't and begins crying again.
Jim: Gwah! Uh, w- we can get that strong chick to kill the smart dude later?
Bridgette looks up again and hiccups making Jim flinch, then she lets out a giggle.
Bridgette: *Sniff* Hehe, even though I don't believe in violence, It'd be pretty funny to see Eva try to kill Noah, again.
Jim grins and pats her on the back.
Jim: That's the spirit, dudette! Hey, check it out, it's that mean dude!
Bridgette turns and grins.
Bridgette: It's Chris! We finished the challenge!
Jim smiles and offers her high five. Bridgette gladly returns it then turns and bolts towards Chris, dragging Jim with her.
Chris looks up from his magazine and grins.
Chris: Jim, Bridgette! You have finished today's challenge!
Jim: Booyah!
Bridgette: Are we the first to finish?
Chris: Er, no. Eva and Zeke finished a while back and Izzy and Cody, and Walter and Melanie just finshed a couple minutes ago. Now here's your key, enjoy having two legs!
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Sadie: OMG and then there was that time me and Katie got these ice creams from this creepy hobo guy and there was a bug in mine! I was all like "Ewww!" then the hobo ran away!
Kenny: Please, just be quiet! We've been walking for two hours and you have not stopped talking about Katie!
The chubby BFFFL frowns up at her annoyed partner.
Sadie: Well you could have said so, like, jes, take a pill…..
Kenny: I did say so! Twenty eight times!
Sadie: Oh, well that's different… And it totally reminds me of this time when me and Katie were at this carnival…..
Kenny responds by angrily banging his head against a tree.
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Confession Cam:
Kenny: Ugh, I am gonna lose it! I'm usually really a relaxed guy too! I just can't take it! *Sadie frowns at him while he groans and shuts his eyes, shaking his head calmly*
Katie:*DJ smiles at her while she faces the camera excitedly* So me and DJ agreed, to, like, totally be a couple now! Sadie is gonna be, like, so jealous! EEEEEE! And now that there are no distractions, we can totally kiss! *DJ grins and leans towards her, but then loud knocking is heard and they groan*
Eva: Hey, lovebirds! Get your asses out here!
DJ: Aw man….
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Teresa: My shoulder really hurts! I think I broke it or something!
Emily: Stop complaining. My ankle isn't exactly in great shape either!
The two girls were still dragging themselves through the forest, and had began to make a hatred for each other.
Teresa: I don't understand why you're so pissed at me about this!
Emily: Because you dragged me into a hole and then made me get us out!
Teresa: Oh, yeah…. Hey, what's that thing?
Emily narrows her eyebrows and looks in the direction of Teresa's finger to see a small shopping cart leaned up against a tree.
Emily: What the hell? How does a shopping cart get in the forest on a deserted island?
Teresa: Who cares? It's the only chance we got!
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Confession Cam:
Chris: *Laughing hysterically* What idiots! I left that thing there hoping someone would be stupid enough to try using it. Ahaha, they are so screwed, dude!
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As the stray shopping cart flies down the hill, hitting rocks, bushes, and who knows what, Emily and Teresa are clinging to each other for dear life, as they don't know how to stop.
Teresa: We're gonna die!
As the two girls look ahead, they see the land in front of them coming to an end at a huge jump. Emily dives out, but is still attached to Teresa and is dragged along, her head scrapping on the forest floor. Finally, the cart nears the cliff, eventually bursting off of it, and into the air.
Emily: Gwaa! Pull me up! Pull me up!
Teresa shrieks grabbing the girl's and leg yanking it in a violent fashion, pulling her back into the car, just in time for them to fly into a river. The cart slowly shrinks down around them, until it is completely under water and the two struggling girls are forced down the river with its strong current as they grab a log to keep afloat.
Teresa: Oh no! We're gonna lose!
Emily: Ugh, just give it a rest. Drama queen….
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Chris sits in his chair, bored. The campers have joined him in waiting, wanting to see how their teammates fair. Eva was hunched over on a log, listening to music. Ezekiel was lying down with his head propped on the log, still smiling. Bridgette is sitting on the ground with her eyes closed, and seems to be focusing on some kind of yoga meditation. Jim is lying on his stomach, next to Walter, who's on his back. Melanie is sitting next to Eva, head in hands, looking bored. Cody is tending to Izzy, who is lying on her back with a pillow. Noah, who had recently returned with Tyler, was obviously reading. Tyler was sitting boredly, tossing a baseball up and down, but dropping it every time. DJ, who had also returned with Katie, was lying with his back up against a tree. Katie sits in his lap, petting bunny happily. Justin is admiring himself, and Heather is filing her nails.
"We did it! Finally! Chris, free us!"
Kenny sprints into the clearing, Sadie trying to keep up behind him. He rips the key out of Chris' hand, frees himself, and runs off saying something about "getting an aspirin". Sadie looks over at Katie and grins; plopping herself down on the other side of Eva. She pants and looks down, noticing that Ezekiel's head is perched between her legs and is looking up at her, confused. She smiles warmly and waves.
Sadie: Hi, Ezekiel!
Ezekiel: Erm, hey.
The nervous prarie boy then closes his eyes and falls asleep right on the spot.
Chris: So who's left?
Cody looks around and turns to Chris.
Cody: I'd say… Emily & Teresa, Harold & Chef, and Courtney and Gwen. So if Teresa and Emily finish, we automatically lose.
Eva grunts and pulls her headphones out.
Eva: Ugh, don't count on it, that little bitch Teresa isn't good for anything besides shopping, flirting, and more shopping.
Katie giggles and speaks up.
Katie: Hehe, yeah! She accidently fell into a ditch on the way down.
Tyler: And you didn't help them out?!
Katie: They were already out when we got there….
Tyler groans and continues to play with his ball as Katie shrugs and leans back on DJ.
All of a sudden they hear yelling from the woods, as Gwen and Courtney walk out in ruins, and sopping wet. Gwen is now in just a bra and really short pants due to their leg being ripped off. Courtney is still in her small tanktop, but her pants have been ripped off, revealing her tiny pink panties that say party girl on them. Courtney groans and tries to cover her bottom half.
Courtney: Ugh, Duncan is so going to love this….
Meanwhile, at Playa De Losers:
All the campers are watching the episode as Duncan turns to Trent and Geoff.
Duncan: Haha, I am so lovin this, fellas!
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Gwen: Ugh, just shut up and finish the race!
"Come on nerdy!"
"Gosh!"
Harold and Chef now emerge from the woods, about 20 feet left of Courtney and Chef. Courtney turns and groans in disgust.
Courtney: Ugh, Harold!
Cody, who is trying to hold back a nosebleed from seeing Gwen, stands up and begins cheering for his teammates.
Cody: Come on guys! If you finish, we win!
As both teams turn and begin walking towards the line, a familiar voice is heard.
Emily: Oh no ya don't!
For some reason, the two girls are hobbling into the clearing from the right, about 30 feet closer to the finish than the other two. Teresa is clutching her shoulder, while Emily is limping. Both teams are now on their feet cheering (Except for Zeke, who is still asleep). Chef begins to sprint towards the line, dragging Harold with him. Courtney bolts after them, yelling at Harold, who is running from the scary CIT.
Courtney: Get back here! I wanna stomp his face in!
Emily: We're gonna make it! We're gonna win!
Teresa: Eeeep! A bee!
Teresa flails wildly, but loses her balance and falls over. Emily's eyes go wide as she trips over the girl with a squeak. She opens her eyes to see that her face is inches from the line. She grins and lifts her hand to put over the line, but is interrupted by Chris.
Chris: And the Sliding Snakes win!
Emily gasps as she looks up to see Gwen grinning down at her, Chef passed out, and Courtney strangling Harold.
Eva: Nice going, losers.
Tyler: Dude! You were soo close! Come on!
Chris: Ok, before we go all dramatic with the vote offs and stuff, it's time for our follow up challenge!
Teresa: Ugh, more?
Chris: Yes more. I have decided that with new teams will come follow up challenges. These challenges will follow up your, uh, regular challenges.
Eva: Ugh, I hate you!
Gwen: Can I at least put a shirt on?!
Chef: Do I gotta be in this one?
Chris: Don't care, sure, and no.
Eva grumbles, Gwen runs off, and Chef grins as Courtney drops Harold and sprints off to get changed.
Chris: Someone should probably get Zeke a shirt and his hat thing. And maybe wake Walter up while you're at it. Now then, to the beach!
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At the beach all the campers stand in a line in front of Chris. Gwen, Courtney, Ezekiel, and Walter are back in their normal clothes, and Izzy is awake.
Gwen: So why are we here?
Chris: Uh, for your follow up challenge, you will each build a sandcastle-
Eva: Lame
Chris: Ahem! As I was saying, you will each build a sandcastle which will be judged be yours truly. If I give you a passing grade you get the prize. If I fail you, you don't.
Harold raises his hand and Chris raises an eyebrow, pointing to him.
Harold: What will the prizes consist of?
Chris: For the geckos, invincibility. For the snakes, a dozen doughnuts each.
Heather: Why would we want doughnuts? Does this body look like it eats doughnuts?!
Chris: Yes. Now you have one hour so hurry up. And I don't care what the castle is. It could be a sculpture of a gorilla for all I care, just make it pretty.
All the campers scramble around every which way, most knocking into each other.
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As Harold tries to perfect his statue of liberty, Courtney walks right by, stepping on it, reducing it to a pile of sand.
Harold: Gosh!
Courtney: *Grins* Opps, didn't see you there.
She walks away, passing Tyler, who was tripping over a stick landing on his makeshift castle.
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Chris walks onto the beach grinning.
Chris: Okey dokey, it's been an hour. Let's get this party started! First up, the Snakes!
Chris walks up to Jim and looks down at his castle. It seems to be a big pile of sand with a twig sticking out of the top.
Jim: Uh, tada?
Chris: What is it?
Jim: Uh, I don't really know
Chris shakes his head, failing him, and moves onto Harold.
It is another Statue of Liberty, but the head and arms are missing.
Chris: Uh, dude? She's missin a few body parts…
Harold: Well I woulda finished if someone hadn't stepped on it! Gosh!
Chris fails him, causing another gosh, and moves onto Cody.
His is an identical roman stadium. He has put tiny crabs as "guards", and there are various flags in different places. Cody grins and puts his hands behind his head like he imagined a cool person would.
Cody: Pretty cool, huh?
Chris: No, actually…. but it passes!
Cody lets out a little "whoop" as the host judges Melanie half pike.
Chris: Lovin the detail! And the dude fallin down it! You pass!
She giggles as Chris heads over to Courtney.
It's an identical leaning tower of Pisa, but Chris doesn't seem to know that.
Chris: Urg, what is it?
Courtney: The leaning Tower of Pisa? It's in Italy? *Chris looks lost* It's a national monument!
Chris: Ugh, don't freak out, you pass, jes.
Chris moves onto Justin, who has created a smaller version of himself, shirt off and posing. Sadie and Emily stare in awe at the attractive sculpture. Chris laughes.
Chris: Hehe, how can I fail something this hot?
All of a sudden, Izzy runs by and kicks the head of Justin's sculpture, causing the model to shriek like a girl.
Izzy: That's for being a bad boyfriend!
Justin looks confused as Chris moves onto Gwen's small arch bridge. Chris looks at her questionally, and she replies by saying she was tired, and doesn't eat doughnuts. Chris fails her and moves onto Izzy, who had built a life size statue of a gorilla. Upon seeing this, DJ shrieks and cowers in fear, while Katie and Sadie cling to each other.
Chris: Izzy, dude! How did you build this with sand in only an hour!?
Izzy: Never doubt the Izzy, Chris, never doubt the Izzy.
Chris gladly passes her, moving onto Heather tiny statue of Chris' hair gel bottle.
Heather: I mean, why not create something that makes someone's hair look so perfect.
Chris grins, then frowns and punts the tiny thing, saying how he hates suck-ups.
Chris then passes Bridgette's sculpture of Geoff's cowboy hat, on top of and tiny hill of sand. Then she whoops and dedicates it to her boyfriend.
Finally, Chris approaches Walter, who is lying on his back. When Chris asks about his sculpture, he says he was too tired to move.
Chris: Okay, so that's 5 fails and 6 passes. Not bad, but you people could do better. Let's see how the geckos did!
Chris moves on to the other team. He passes DJ's sculpture of bunny, commenting on how cute he is. He moves on to see Eva has made a big semi-circle, saying it's a boxing dome. He stomps it and when she yells at him, he replies that he simply doesn't like her. Ezekiel's small statue of a moose was impressive, as were Katie and Sadie's of each other. Chris passed all 3, earning a whoop and two squeals. Noah was also passed, as he made a spot-on sculpture of a chair, then sat in it without it breaking. Noah then began to explain the dynamics, but Chris made him shut up. Tyler's mound of sand was failed, as was Teresa sculpture of a car wheel. Emily's soccer stadium broke mid observation, earning her a fail. Kenny made a crab that was quite impressive, but then it walked away and he was failed.
Chris: Okay, so we will be seeing Eva, Tyler, Teresa, Kenny, and Emily at the campfire ceremony tonight.
The campers groan and head off.
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Confession Cam:
Sadie: OMG Kenny was sooo mean in the challenge. He is so totally going home!
Noah: I have made few friends during this experience. Tyler is not one of them.
Tyler: Eva's the only person on the island who challenges my athletic skill! *Get's up to leave, but trips and hits his head on the door, falling over*
Eva: That little wimp who lost us the challenge is done.
DJ: Sorry, but we need the strongest players we can get.
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Chris: I have 9 marshmallows on this plate, but 10 campers in front of me. The camper who doesn't get a marshmallow has to walk the dock of shame and leave. First off, invincibility winners, Sadie, Katie, DJ, Noah, and Ezekiel, you are all safe. Now down to business. The next marshmallows go to Tyler, and Eva."
Tyler whoops, and Eva lets out a small, triumphant smile as the two grab their marshmallows.
Chris looks from Emily, to Teresa, to Kenny.
Chris: Someone new is going home tonight… But it isn't Emily!"
"Ok then.. Kenny, Teresa. This is the final marshmallow. And it goes to…..
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Teresa shrugs and stands up, turning to her teammates.
Teresa: See ya! I'm goin to a five star resort!
With that she giggles and jogs off.
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When reaching the dock of shame, Cody approaches her.
Cody: Hey
Teresa: Listen Cody, uh, I don't know if it's gonna work out between us. Sorry
Cody: I was gonna say that! No offence, but you're not my type. I like em' dark, and mysterious.
Teresa giggles and pecks Cody on the cheek before walking down the dock, and leaving the island for good. Cody grins and turns to the island.
Cody: Told you she'd kiss me! Pay up!
Noah emerges from behind a bush, looking pissed.
Noah: Curses! Stupid flirty car chick…….
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Votes:
Eva: Teresa
Noah: Tyler
Sadie: Kenny
Katie: Kenny
DJ: Teresa
Ezekiel: Emily
Tyler: Eva
Kenny: Teresa
Emily: Teresa
Teresa: Emily
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Teresa: 4
Kenny: 2
Emily: 2
Eva: 1
Tyler: 1
Voted off: Owen, Leshawna, Lindsay, Geoff, Beth, Duncan, Trent, Teresa
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Well there goes the first OC. Sorry to Teresa's creator. Review Please.
