A/N: I AM SOOO SORRY THIS CAME OUT SO LATE!! I started writing this BEFORE Thanksgiving, but we were moving, so my computer was turned off for a long time…so please don't hurt me…-whimpers-
Chapter Eleven: Turkey Terror
After the rabbit incident, Slash and Elektra put Hewie in a steel cage where he couldn't grab anything, and could only eat and drink water and the rabbit food Slash gave him. Anyways, it was two days before Thanksgiving when something happened. Demyx was sleeping normally like he always did in his room listening to soft classical music. Axel thought it was "funny" to switch the music with some hard punk rock, and all went down hill from there. Demyx's peaceful dream turned into –plays epic music- a nightmare. Demyx shot out of bed screaming all the way to Slash's room. "SLAAAAASH!!! It's gonna eat meeeee, Slaaaaash! HEEEEELP, HIIIIIDE ME SLAAAASH!!!" Demyx attempted to dive underneath the teenager's bed, but unfortunately got stuck. And that, of course, woke Slash up. "Who the hell—at two in the morning—what the—?" Slash screamed, pulling out the Bond of Flame Keyblade. "Please—ow—don't—ow—hurt—ow—me—ow—Slash." Demyx whimpered. Slash blinked, "Oh, heh, sorry Demyx, thought you were that pervert Marluxia or something…" She quickly put away her Keyblade and helped Demyx to his feet. "So, uh, what were you yelling about, Demyx?" Slash asked. Demyx took in a large breath of air, "The Turkey Man's gonna eat me!" Slash stared blankly at Demyx, "The 'Turkey Man'?" Demyx nodded, "Yeah! He said he's gonna eat everybody, except the women, because we eat turkey!" Slash rubbed her eyes, "Why not the women?"
Demyx cleared his throat and straightened up, "In quote, 'I will not eat the women because most of them are to damn sexy!' end quote." Slash blinked twice, "Are you sure Marly or Vexen wasn't just talking to you in your sleep again?" Demyx shook his head, "The Turkey Man didn't sound like them." Slash rose from the bed and paced for a bit. "Are you sure? I mean, it was just a dream, right? Did you really see the Turkey Man?" Slash questioned. Demyx was quiet for a moment and stared at the ceiling. "Well, he had a human body, he was wearing a cloak like ours, and for a head he had a turkey…a DEAD COOKED turkey." Demyx described. "Riiight, well Demyx, why don't you go see a therapist when the sun rises?" Slash said, pushing Demyx out the door, "Good night!" The door slammed behind Demyx making him wince. "Thank god the hallways never get dark at night." Demyx thought, creeping back to his room. The next morning Elektra greeted Slash at breakfast, and Slash was sleeping in her cereal. "Slash, are you going to actually eat breakfast, or just let it go to your brain through your nose?" Elektra giggled. "Heh? What?" Slash lifted her head out of the bowl, cereal and milk dripping on her spiky bangs and nose. Slash looked into her spoon and noticed her spiky bangs weren't so spiky anymore, "Shit. Takes me over 20 minutes just to spike ever individual bang, and now I have to do it all over again…damn." Elektra began to laugh uncontrollably. "It's not funny!" Slash retorted, slamming her fists on the table. "PMS-ing are we? Well it wouldn't be so funny if you didn't have a fruit loops sticking out of your nose!" Elektra said. "Heh?" Slash looked into her spoon again, and saw green and yellow colored fruit loops sticking out. Slash pulled them out and threw the across the table mindlessly. Elektra stared at the fruit loops, which had landed on the floor, and Vexen slipped on them…whoops. "Aaaaaah!" He screamed like a girl. Slash stared, and fell started banging her head against the table. "Slash, he's never gonna forgive you for that one." Elektra laughed. She left the table, leaving Slash still bashing her head against the table. After dinner, Slash retired to her room, hoping to get a good night's sleep before the day before Thanksgiving, but she was wrong. Demyx woke her again at one in the morning, and she accidentally slept till noon. Let's just say, Vexen was pissed, really pissed. Slash had promised to make up for the "banana" incident, so she said she'd help sort out all of the chemicals in his lab, but because of Demyx's "Turkey Man" epidemic she was late. Slash woke to a bang on her door, and the girly yells of Vexen. "Slash! Get up sleeping beauty! You promised!" Vexen yelled. "I'm up! I'm up already, sheesh!" Slash grumbled. She scrambled out of bed and got dressed. Slash opened the door and Vexen accidentally punched her forehead which would have been the door.
"Sorry, Vexen. It's just, Demyx keeps waking me up really early in the morning because he's been having these weird 'Turkey Man' nightmares, and I can never fall back asleep!" Slash yawned. "Nightmares huh? Nothing I can do about that, but you could lock your door at night to try to prevent him from coming in." Vexen said, letting Slash walk into the hallway. "Are you stupid? You guys can warp whenever and wherever the hell you want to!" Slash snapped. "Oh," Vexen scratched his head, "forgot about that." He followed Slash back to his lab. Slash started laughing, "No wonder you're the oldest member of the Organization, you're already forgetting things." Vexen emitted a low growl as the two entered his laboratory. "Holy crap…you didn't say how many chemicals you had," Slash swallowed hard, "are any of these lethal?" Vexen laughed, "Not many, only the ones with the skull and cross bones on them silly. I'll be handling those; on the other hand, you'll be sorting out that rack." He pointed to a small case of vials containing different colored liquids. Slash nodded and sat down in front of the cases, and opened it. Slash sat there for hours mix and matching different colored chemicals. Finally, the small clock toned at ten o'clock. "Can I go now?" Slash asked. She saw Vexen's head nod, and she ran out the door. Slash slide into her room and slammed the door. She fell onto the bed in exhaustion and fell asleep. Surprisingly to her, she woke up at the sound of a bird singing outside her window. "Huh?" Slash sat up, and noticed the sun shining in on her face. She crawled out of bed and dressed into new clothing. "Demyx didn't wake me up again…I wonder what could've happened…hmm…" Slash thought.
"Slash!" She heard Elektra call. Slash peeked out of her room, "Yeah?" "You have to help me make dinner, remember?" Elektra said. "Coming!" Slash hurried down the hallway down to the kitchen. The large clock toned 12 o'clock. The two girls put the large turkey in the oven, prepared all the food and drinks, and set the large table. After 5 hours of working on the Organization's Thanksgiving dinner, it was finally complete. The horrors started when everybody came down for dinner. Saïx, Xemnas, Xaldin, Xigbar, and Luxord got drunk. Larxene beat up Vexen for calling her fat…which came out wrong when he said it. Roxas, Axel, and Demyx were watching football, and everything went crazy when two words came out of Elektra's mouth. "Dinner time!" She called. The TV suddenly clicked off, the gurgles of drunk men hushed, and the ow's of Vexen were nothing but whispers now. A rush of drunken men, a man in pain, a cursing woman, and three hungry teenagers pounced into seats around the table. Slash twitched, "Didn't think they liked my cooking this much…" "Huh?" Slash turned to see Zexion standing next to her. She blushed, "Is there something wrong with my cooking?" Zexion shook his head, "No, nothings wrong, I just wait for the horses over there to eat first. Slash cocked her head, "Why?"
"The same reason a bird flies off when a cat tries to pounce on it. The first Thanksgiving I tried to get food with the first group and was crushed. I'm never going through that again, so I wait every year." Zexion replied. Suddenly, the group left the table and Zexion sat in an empty chair and ate like a horse himself. "Ok then…Thank god we cooked three turkeys…for some odd reason." Slash said quietly. A few hours went by Saïx, Xemnas, Xaldin, Xigbar, and Luxord were still drunk, and that set off a true horror. Axel got bored and decided to "heat up" the turkey and set it on fire. Demyx shot the dead bird with water…and it landed on Xaldin's head. Demyx went insane, "Gah! It's Turkey Man! He's come to kill us!" Suddenly, the whole castle started to flood. "Damn it Demyx!" Xemnas shook his head, "We just finished draining the castle from your last outburst!" He walked over to Xaldin and plucked the turkey off his head. "Huh?" Demyx noticed Xaldin without the turkey on his head, "Heh, we can all laugh about this one, heh, right?" Randomly, the room filled with laughter. "I guess this was a good Thanksgiving, huh Slash?" Elektra asked. "Yeah," Slash replied in between laughs, "It was." To Be Continued…
Sora: I repeat, I AM SOOOOO SORRY!!! I haven't been able to get onto my computer in my free time to right, and I know it's already past Christmas and I put up this REALLY late Thanksgiving chapter, but don't worry. I'm beginning my two part Christmas chapters for this fanfic. (Oh yeah, and I do believe that Demyx is a rock-n-roll kinda guy, but I thought that at night he listens to soft classic sleepy music, and in the morning listens to rock-n-roll please, don't be mad. And about the "banana" incident part. Vexen slipping on the fruitloops reminded me of when people in those funny cartoons slip on banana peels, so yeah I put "banana" incident instead...)
Slash: About time…
Sora: Shut up already! I told them I was sorry!
Slash: Sure! But did you mean it?
Sora: Ugh…-slaps forehead-
