KATE
1) You are not allowed to randomly shock people
2) You are not allowed to send any one in the Volturi a bomb
3) or any thing other than a very angry letter
4) You can not make fun of Tanya because she hasn't found a mate yet
5) You are not allowed to randomly kidnap Nessie
6) You aren't allowed to go in an elevator and do any thing annoying ever again
7) Next time Emmett calls and tells you that we are all playing truth or dare, DON'T COME
8) You are not like a jellyfish, nor will you ever be one
9) You can not fill out all the memo boxes in checks for 'assassinating the president'
10) You can not call one of us and never hang up, just breathing loudly, when we hang up, call us back over and over again until we pick up
11) You can not take Rosalie's car apart just to see what she would do
12) You can not beat her car with Edward's piano to see what they would both do
13) You are to take a two week course in anger management
14) You can not write a list about things I can't do
15) You can not randomly sneak to Forks and start paint balling every one
