"For the love of all things good and gentle— Charlotte, please settle down!"Charlotte the cassowary was not only a primadonna, but she was also quite anxious and remarkably stupid, and there was nothing on this green Earth that the lady detested more than a bath. Ozzie found himself discovering this one bright November morning— soaked to the bone and the proud owner of three thoroughly shredded loofahs— wondering in bereavement if this whole cleanliness ordeal wasn't really worth all of the fine bathroom tiles that Charlotte had clawed off the wall in her frenzy.
