Author Notes: And the dreadful lemon of doom is here! (frowns and gags) Remind me someday to never write a lemon again.
Warning: For safety precautions, it is highly advised to prevent eating any food or drinking any beverages while reading this chapter…for more…humorous meanings.
If the actions of coughing, choking and many others were provoked while you're reading this chapter, well people…I did warn about it. :P
Onwards.
This chapter contains sexual intercourse with two men (duh, this is a SasuNaru M rated fic) aaaaand…it'll have Seme!Sasuke…well, till there, nothing extraordinary huh? But he's also inexperienced!Sasuke…oh god, this is going to be a disaster…XD
But really, this chap is a PWP…tsc. But considering the circumstances (suffering from 10 chapters prior to this one) they deserve it…:P
Chapter 11
Ah…the blazing sun closed the doors of time in the infinite amplitude of the blue sky, each ray settling in each form shuffling a warm shadow roaming on the ground. As the chilling wind signalized the start of evening, as the soft spotlights blinked sluggish for a new night to begin.
What a bunch of crap. Onyx eyes glared while he shuffled his curtains closed.
An anxious rumbling around the floor signalized that the young man was bored beyond words, his patience at short fuse and he needed a dobe as a moveable punching bag.
"Shit!" As since the stupid Dumbass had left in a one-week mission since the last conversation, the brunet inevitably had to settle with a normal punching bag. (that was currently being viciously beaten from seething fists)
In a concession move rarely seen from Naruto, the blond nin kindly left Sasuke to calmly contemplate about the intricate chord connecting both of them.
Kindly, also meant that the mischievous kitsune left poor Uchiha with an enormous sexual frustration degrading in each passing of day, as Sasuke alternated in thinking of the stupid sexy dobes in showers (naked), imagining of warm, smooth tanned skin from dumbass in bed (naked) and daydreaming of molesting that sinuous pair of lips from idiotic usuratonkachis in the training ground (n—oh, you know where exactly his mind is wandering to…). Either way Sasuke would end up slashing, torching, piercing thousands of neon-orange clad dummies to vent the bottled lust and channel into rage, or the brunet was forced to apply that horrific strategy to appall his hard-on that the dobe oh-so –wonderfully described few months ago in the enemy's prison. (this time, he imagined a Gai wearing a mini-skirt, pink pigtails and a skimp shirt with a huge tear showing hairy chest…Sasuke shuddered.)
As the last Uchiha didn't had any strong connections aside the Team 7, he was bored stiff from dawn to dusk as both Sakura and Kakashi also had busy schedules to attend since the kunoichi was a ANBU member and his former sensei had to aid the administrational area in Konoha. Thankfully, aside the 'memorable reunion' after five years of absence, both of them tried to assure as much as they could to make Sasuke feel at ease in Konoha and welcomed.
Sakura would help him buy furniture as well as fundamental groceries while she cheerfully updated the latest gossip of their village (not that the stoic ninja would ever be interested in those) and carried the new pristine sofa with a sole hand to his house. (The widened onyx eyes placed as a mental addendum that he should never underestimate his pinkette teammate from now on.)
Kakashi on the other hand, would drag his genin ex-student (Sasuke had yet to enter on chuunin exams) to the training grounds and spar. Though lately they kept chattering about their ninjutsus (The grey-haired man felt particularly contented when he saw Sasuke's modified chidori) as the brunet admired the lion shaped lightning from his ex-mentor (which coincidentally had a similar shape with his Katon: Goryuuka no Jutsu). At some point, they reached the painful topic about the Mangenkyou Sharingan as the last Uchiha discovered, to his bewilderment, that the copy-ninja also had his own version of it. Therefore both of the men understood that anyone could trigger the doujutsu, as who had the Sharingan and can feel the loss of precious people could activate such secret. Sometimes, he wondered with whom would force Kakashi to activate the eye, though Sasuke never questioned it directly to him, respecting the veteran shinobi's privacy.
Refreshing his soul after many years of darkness filled his mind that his current decision wasn't a bad choice. It reminded him that, even though he didn't have any spared goals to move him on, there will be people who'd support him alongside of his journey.
Though obviously, the main idiot that was supposed to aid him since his return to Konoha was currently amiss. Sasuke was still torn apart between maul or molest the dumbass, as time consumed his patience, he realized that he was missing the blond dobe and curse this usuratonkachi for making him feel those idiotic emotions.
He's becoming a sentimental moron, and it was all Naruto's fault.
It didn't help that Sakura, sensing the brooding vibes from Uchiha, would supplement him with news of the blond nin, since she was also inside the entire squad (though not the same team). However, she kept adding with teasing lines on her face and lopsided beams, making the onyx eyes narrow with growing suspicion.
Therefore, when he met her finishing her ramen soup in the Ichiraku Ramen, (both of the sensitive shinobis don't eat this unhealthy food frequently) she slapped her money on the counter and glanced over her friend with a knowing look Sasuke understood that the dobe was finally back.
In other words, he didn't even flinch when he heard a loud bam assaulting his door accompanied with an equally earsplitting boisterous voice.
"Hello Sasuke-teme! Long time no see! It's been one week since we hadn't seen each other huh? Well, what are we going to –"
(insert the most lewd, flirtiest, pervert and dirty tone you had ever heard in your life)
"play?"
Sasuke's mind (and other parts of his body) twitched at the lustful tone melting in his ear. A single word; verb, conjured multiple (thousand) of possible scenarios around that would made the book Icha Icha Paradise pale in comparison. It promptly made him forgets that he was supposed to choke that stupid tanned neck and feed his slashed organs to sharks afterwards. So effective.
"Well? Chess, Sudoku, Go, Checkers, which one do you prefer?"
A brief hallucination, however at this moment, of a Naruto naked being crucified on a bed with handcuffs while the Uchiha cracked his whip momentarily danced through Sasuke's mind after the dobe's answer. (Do you like to play the dominatrix Sasu-chan?)
The brunet though decided to join the usuratonkachi's game stepping inside the arena and giving the sexiest smirk he had in his arsenal.
"Hm…no. Today we're going to have dinner." He cooped around Naruto's warm body as his long fingertips tingled from the smooth temple, passing through the whiskered cheek until it rested on the jaw. He gave a satisfied smirk when he felt the blond hitching his breath from his unexpected bold action.
The dobe's eyes narrowed in suspicion. "Oh? And what are we going to eat?" He crossed his arms waiting defiantly to the Bastard's next practiced line.
As Sasuke tortuously licked the bottom lip emitting shivers on the blond nin's spine (he's getting good at this; Naruto thought somberly) a predatory grin murmured near his lips. "Why, bananas, of course."
As the sun-kissed face beamed amusedly, breaking slightly the sultry ambient and pinched hard the Uchiha's cheek. "Stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid joke."
The other man slapped away the playful hands with a momentary frown until he dove in eliminating their small gaps and growled. "Then let's skip the pre-eliminatory and go to the interesting parts."
"Sasuke, did your long period of being the bringer of justice made you have some screw loose on your head, pervert?" One hand securely blocking Sasuke's advances while the other one rested on the pale forehead to knock briefly on the supposedly genius skull. "Where's the icy bastard that I know and who's this perverted asshole that I haven't met before?"
"It flew away when you forcedly made me suffer from sexual depravation in this whole week, usuratonkachi." Sasuke took one step ahead though Naruto took one step backwards.
"Still perverted and crazy Bastard but at least I can recognize the 'scowling pattern'. Yup, you're the usual jerk, moronic, smug asshole that I know." The dobe gave his patented nerve-racking fox grin that gave Sasuke urges to punch through that annoying face.
"Remember me to kill you after all this." His eyes lit up with frustrating glare as he tried once more to advance and the dobe retreated again.
"Heh. Not much of gratitude especially when I complimented you so well."
"Dobe." Sasuke grabbed impatiently both of the tanned hands and gripped into a secure tight.
"What?"
"Enough of small talk." As the brunet approached his lips to the blond, a quick gesture deterred him.
"No." Naruto had freed one of his hands from the ivory ones and positioned between their heated mouths as the cerulean eyes finally killed all the teasing twinkles and stared towards his friend. "Sasuke…what do you want from me? You still didn't give me any answer."
They finally reached the passage, the bridge that they should cross.
"Do you want…something that probably won't make you regret in the next morning, a one night thing…or someone who can squelch your necessities from time to time whenever we need to, without any strong ties…or…" Naruto gulped dry, all the practiced words escaping on the sidelines as he stammered out. "Something else?"
God…now he surely felt like an idiot. The total dumbass indeed. He wanted to show that it's going to be worthy staying with him. To enter into the delicious unknown, share together all experiences, painful memories and delightful future, linking their hands as they felt the passage of time flow away. To halve their burdens and double their emotions as the huge gap of loneliness will finally be eliminated inside their hearts. To live with him, on sickness or health, poverty or wealth, sadness and happiness.
Till their death pull them apart.
He had never loved someone so passionately or desperately like Sasuke. At the same time his heart never felt so right and settled to be filled with such tender feeling. It was an almost natural action to him, like breathing.
Though Naruto would respect whatever decision Sasuke would make. If they become fuck-buddies, he would try to stay as closely as possible next to his most precious person, would do his best to bathe Sasuke in infinite bliss. He knows that he would be probably broken apart inside, though Naruto would gladly sacrifice for Sasuke's sake.
And…if it'll be only a one-night fling, to the blond man, it'll be probably be okay too. He would do his best to pleasure both of them, secure that moment into their lives as Naruto would cherish it forever.
So, he stood motionless in front of Sasuke, the loud heartbeats waiting for the judgment. Even the air went statically immobile, swaying around them till the onyx eyes could focus to his azure ones.
"I want…"
A heavy sentence revolved its time once again, ellipsis swarmed the vague hesitation that will wash out.
"Our something else." The mumble, almost imperceptible, fell feathery on the tanned ears.
It was like some tap flushing all the dirty water out, and the blond man felt ridiculously refreshed, Sasuke understood, Sasuke saw and god…Sasuke also wanted too. And as both of them aren't in good terms of expressing their emotions, that was also Sasuke's way of confessing. Naruto couldn't get any better answer.
"W-w-what are you doing?" This time, the usual stoic tone laced with bafflement when Naruto pushed him near the back of his couch.
"Saying my thanks." The mischievous light returned his sky blue eyes while he gave a quick but endearing peck of lips. "After all, I need to enjoy my dinner, right?" His graphite eyes widened as Naruto slowly crouched in front of him and started to twiddle between the flies of his pants with a very sexy smirk.
"Naruto…" Sasuke's frantic whisper watched, fascinated, as languid fingers unbuttoned in unhurried motion, occasionally touching the contents inside in brief tickles. Electric blue contacted with his onyx ones and the brunet could see a tongue flipping tauntingly hungry.
Sasuke hitched his breath when sparkly white teeth gnawed the zipper down and pushed the pants a few inches to the ground, his cock already twitching with renewal expectations of festivities. The boxers were already sporting a small dent at the front, few coarse curls of black hair showing in visage, as teasing fingertips languidly playing at the hem of it, taking provocative time to drag out.
"Oh god." Was Sasuke's very responsive reaction when a breeze cooled temporarily the heated area though suddenly a wet and hot trail already attacked his erection, lapping greedily every part of his growing bulge.
His lover's scent as well the musky smell of arousal were slowly fogging Naruto's mind as his mouth felt compelled to coax in each counted hardening on his length, swelling painfully from his swipes and little bites and rising upwards with his licks.
There was keen noise ripping from Sasuke's throat when a set of canines lightly scraped the sensitive reddish head, though the rough texture from the damped organ lapped endearingly as a form of apology. The tip of Naruto's tongue licked each drops already forming at the slit before flattening around it, a mouthful of air enveloping hotly around. Sasuke bucked his hips in response, trying to heighten all the overwhelming sensations dizzying his head. The penis touched the roof of Naruto's mouth, though before the brunet could continue, strong hands secured fiercely his legs to the fabric wall, proceeding the delicious torture.
A sweaty hand kept running through the golden scalp in awoken crave though it'd occasionally either knot in between licks or fist them from the weak bites. However, the latter was increasingly chosen in times of speed, accuracy and strength as the wicked tongue swapped all over the length.
"Ow, ow, ow, owwwww…" Even in his hazy state of lust, Naruto's hair had to remind that he needed to be quick on his actions or he'll have a new hair style by the end of the day. "Stupid Teme, my hair will be yanked off! Stupid blow-jobs had to come with sum' kind of instructions manual, I'll get bald!"
That made the blond emitting a low warning growl to the oblivious Uchiha, though the vibrations fell parallel to the hard cock causing the opposite effect desired. All the pulling his damn strands of hair reinforced and Naruto idly wondered if he should grab the goddamn hand and jerk off. It'd be surely a kill mood, but still…As a matter of fact, he chomped a little bit harder than the usual though it only fueled the erotic moans escaping from the pale throat.
Sasuke's chest was heaving in dissimilar compasses, flushed in dismal incoherence and unused pleasure. The way he choked any unsuccessful attempt of articulate word, stifling lusty groans and his usual expressionless face was filled with rapture, aroused Naruto's into infinite levels. As being the only one who can bring such sweet poisoning face. As being the only one who'll have the total ownership from that breathtaking man, marred beautifully in contorted pleasure.
Well, if by any chance this Bastard really tug out some toffs of his spiky hair, hopefully he'll find some hairy no Jutsu in the old hag's secret room. After all, to maintain such long pigtails in such ancient age must have some undisclosed manipulation from behind.
Sasuke didn't think he could bear any longer this torment. That wicked tongue was making wonders to his body and he couldn't prevent from being too responsive. All the innocent licks and bites were only an appetizer for some bigger wave that will crash all his self-imposed walls and protections and damn this dobe is taking his time to leisure his sadist preten—oh god, that hot trail stopped at his balls and were swirling around them as Naruto's thumb were idly brushing the engorged cock. The brunet breathed in astonished as the tongue massaged them and proceeded to swap sideways while another hand worked on the base. Sasuke finally gave a wanton moan and threw the black cascades on his back when a warm cavern engulfed one of the sacks and sucked lightly, as a pre-empted to what will happens next.
Naruto chuckled, feeling that he already tortured his lover enough. Licking his lips appreciatively from the oh-so-happy-meal, he glanced at the closed eyes and murmured:
"Sasuke." The man in question could only moan in response, his neck tilted backwards. Naruto pecked lightly the head of the hard flesh and whispered again, buzzing lightly from the vibrations of his teeth. "Sasuke."
Sasuke finally opened slightly his onyx eyes in slits and gazed down the man on his knees, panting heavily in response. Naruto took his toll to the last over-rapture torture.
All his limits and restraint imploded like a broken dam when he felt a hot and wet mouth enveloping his cock, the tanned skin flushed in need and smoldering darkened blue eyes gazing back to him with undisclosed pleasure as his manhood was disappearing inside that wondrous mouth. Naruto gave a light suck and that was enough for the Uchiha shout, garbling in distorted syllables of his name.
His hips gave an unnatural strength and shoved closely to that addictive feel, the searing texture wrapping his sensitive organ as his hand surrounded to his instincts, bobbing the blond head upside down in increasing speed. Naruto, fortunately, didn't protest much, moving his hands to the sides as he relaxed the back of his throat and his jaws, reminded himself to breathe through his nostrils and let Sasuke mouth fucking him.
When Naruto felt at last the hips locking up and a steady swell were already building to breach his limits, for a last action, he finally yanked the detained fingertips from his locks, pushed the pale body to the back of the couch and sucked viciously until the inner-walls of his mouth touched every compartment of Sasuke's cock.
Sasuke finally surrounded to his sensations, and came with a wordless scream, jets of cum filling Naruto's mouth. The first spurt was thicker then the blond originally had predicted, so he backed off by reflex, dirtying his face at the second and last. However, with a natural ease, the young man idly cleaned his whiskered cheeks with his tongue and the other parts that didn't reach he used his fingers to scoop and lick it afterwards. Naruto calmly placed the deflated organ back inside the boxers and zipped back the trousers, as if he was doing the most regular thing in the world, Sasuke's knees threatening to wobble down from such high visual stimulation.
A playful twinkle reached on the cerulean eyes and a mischievous tongue plunged inside his mouth, savoring a weird taste that Sasuke blushed, identifying as being his, a sultry voice whispered near his ear:
"What? Too tired for a second round?"
The response was Sasuke yanking violently the golden strands closely to lock their lips once again (does he have a fetish on hair too?) trying to bring their flushed bodies nearer, the rapid heartbeats thumping in unison with their desires. They could vaguely input that they were climbing the stairs, they could vaguely understand anything, but they knew they were going somewhere as they stumbled upstairs, a hand roaming unrestrictedly all over some body and the other one touching frantically if the surface on his palm was the wall or a door waiting to be pried open.
Sasuke took a very smug satisfaction to remove the horrible neon color away from his eyes (even though there was a nagging voice shouting: "Hey! That was my favorite shirt!"), ripping them apart as he drank hungrily the smooth skin, hot as the sun rays showering the ground, an addictive taste that he couldn't stop for craving for more. As he also swallowed all the fervent cries and moans from his lover, his eager erection twitched excitedly, waiting to ignite again the incredible sensations of something as hard and lustful as his would grind to each other.
Naruto didn't stifle a surprised gasp when the awaited bliss fogged his eyes, all the sensations already concentrating on his groin, the tanned body craving for more contact, more pleasure. In a term of vengeance, he also shredded the marine blue tissue apart, revealing the milky skin glowing like the moonlight behind a starless night.
He could see onyx eyes trying to bore a hole through his glare and he raised his cerulean ones, just to see the familiar brooding expression that he loved to tease.
Naruto chuckled in mirth:
"You started it."
"Just shut up and get naked."
Naruto ripped apart the remnants of his shirt (it really was his favorite one, Sasuke better pay it up afterwards) as he taunted mockingly.
"Roger that, Sasupi!"
Oh, it's so funny to see the spastic twitch on the Bastard's eye!
"Naruto."
"Hm, yeah?" An innocent inquiry.
"All of these horrible nicknames are extremely nerve-racking."
"Aww…you didn't like that Sasuchin? But I'm rather found of those names…"
Uchiha Glare ®.
"How about calling you my widdle wibble cutey dearie emo cupcake?" The blond singsonged.
"How about…NONE?" The brunet growled.
"Hm…" The dobe had even dared to rest a finger on his chin in a mocking pensive mode and used his shitting fox grin to Sasuke afterwards. "No."
And that's why Naruto is eternally grateful for choosing the ninja profession. Because no regular lover on daily basis would try to punch his nose when they were in foreplay for sex.
"Tch. Such violence Sasukins. You really need to work on your anger department after this." Naruto mocked as his hand securely blocked a seething balled fist that almost could knock his senses out.
"I'm going to kill you after this. Remember that, Dumbass." Sasuke would be a little bit more convincing if they weren't on the bed, their clothes were almost open and wrinkled from too much yanking and his voice faltered to cover his lust need.
It was in this moment that the Uchiha hoped to gods that this crazy infatuation would quickly flood out and he'd be able to fall in love with a much saner and ordinary person. Unfortunately, if he knew himself any better, he understood that he's definitely going to spend the rest of his life with this dumbass moron.
Poor Sasuke…His karma never failed to amuse him huh?
Naruto only laughed in glee as a response, before diving to suck the rosy nipple and groan huskily to his lover:
"Then I'll have to make sure that you'll change your mind huh?" As Naruto lapped in circles till they became hard on contact, he could see smugly all the residues from his small prank washing out from the bright red coloring the usual alabaster skin. Sasuke tugged again the blond's head coaxing to move upwards as Naruto obeyed with a moist trail from the torso, stopping lightly on the collar bone to nip in some patches, flattened his tongue on the neck till chin and invaded the perfect mouth sating the latent thirst pooling on his heart.
As they sucked each other lips, drank their tastes and exchanged wordless vows, Naruto fumbled (again) to unzip his lover's pants as the latter tried to do the same. When succeeded, still with their boxers, Sasuke had impatiently bucked their groins again, the electrical connection detached their lips as Naruto exclaimed with a throaty scream, tilting his head backwards. As Sasuke had the glimpse of that tasty slender neck, he dipped in voracity, alternating with licks and pinches through the area. A muffled chuckle could be heard. Ignoring as this was a regular occurrence to happen, Sasuke continued his ministration until the mirth were vibrating in a constant rhythm and a hand lightly whacked his upside head.
"He he he he…s-stop it you asshole! I'm ticklish here!" Naruto puffed his whiskered cheeks trying to kill his itching area as the azure eyes were still sparkling with glee. When the brunet met such paradoxical expression (and the dobe looked like a puffer fish now) he wondered out loud:
"Wasn't that supposed to be normal?" Naruto didn't detain the urge to roll his eyes.
"Yes, but not when it can kill the mood. Idiot."
"Shut up usuratonkachi."
"Jerk."
"Dumbass."
"Hah, said the moron that couldn't distinguish a ticklish part from a pleasurable one. Viiiiiiirgiiiinnnnn." Naruto emphasized the last word.
"Shut up." The brunet directed a sharp glare that any normal person would probably asphyxiate by himself, have spasms and die with foam on his mouth. Unluckily, Naruto wasn't this case, as he continued to taunt the Uchiha.
"Viiiiirgiiiiiinnnn…poor poor Sasu-chan…don't worry about it, uncle Naruto will take good care of you."
"Dobe." Sasuke's glare darkened, but with no avail. "Are you saying that you're not?" He snorted in rebuttal.
Though what he didn't expect was the blond nin would respond timidly, all the merriment dying on the sapphire eyes and all the mocking deflated quickly.
"Huh…about that…"
"You're really saying that you're not?" Sasuke accused.
Naruto sighed.
"Sasuke, being an ANBU nin doesn't restrict with only secret assassinations and invading. Sometimes, when it's needed…I mean, really really needed, to extract some information and for strategic purposes…that doesn't mean that I do all the time an—"
"Get to the point." The words were hissed through clenched teeth.
"I'llhavetoseducesomeenemiessometimes." The other blurted out.
Naruto never felt so scared in his whole life. Sasuke didn't acknowledge his answer positively neither tried to shove his body away. Did he feel disgusted for that? Will Sasuke never want him anymore, even after all this?
"Seduce." He mumbled.
"Yes…" Though Naruto wanted to be honest to him, didn't want to hide anything from his lover. "Uh, but I…um, the deed, I always use condoms, and ah—the…other one too, so I'm safe and huh—even so I'll always go to baachan to make a check up and it's always ok so you shouldn't worry—I mean, if you get worried that's natural and—"
"Seduce." The other one repeated.
"Uh…yeah." He shifted his sun-kissed body uneasy.
"Sleep."
"Uh…yeah?" He quirked his golden eyebrow in bemusement.
"Other…slimy hands touching you and dirtying what's mine and doing what they don't have the permission to do so?" Now it's official. A dark cloud had permanently housed in the room and was threatening to thunder in ominous mood.
"Sasuke…?" Naruto waved his hand in front of the ivory face.
Sasuke responded with a growl.
"Hey, teme." The blond snapped his fingers trying to catch his attention. His ears, captured, though, mindless mumbling about how Sasuke is going to invade the mission room and catch Naruto's previous report, find all the targets and torture slowly…really slowly until they become a formless glob and…(censored for the people with delicate stomach)
That was when Naruto concluded that, yeah, Sasuke was fine (for now) but no, he wasn't pleased to know that someone touched his possession before. Damn that bastard, he's not a thing to be owned! Stupid Uchihas…
Sasuke finally detached his previous state of brooding meditation by the time he saw the cerulean blue mockingly rolling around. "If it makes you feel any happier, anyone who had that kind of chance with me hadn't been left alive to tell the story."
It did appease the possessive brunet a little bit, but not enough to calm down most of his qualms roaming inside his head. Shaking his golden hair, Naruto swore that he was the unluckiest person in the world to fall in love with such crazy moron. Sasuke was blessed to know that even with his brooding personality, someone as wacko as him would be willingly to bother him the entire lifetime.
…
Or as long as Naruto's sanity could permit.
Sasuke gasped as his train of thoughts were abruptly halted when tanned hands grabbed his milky one and guided to feel tender globs of flesh filling on his palm.
"Cheater." He grunted as his fingers involuntarily kneaded and cupped the tanned ass cheeks his veins already running in pleasured need.
"Heh. All is fair in battle and love, Suke-chan." Naruto took the opportunity to undress the last article of the stupid Uchiha, though the elastic band was infuriatingly disobeying his orders. Finding a spare kunai behind the pillow, he cut in shreds the small Uchiwa symbols on the fabric.
Sasuke glared and Naruto returned with the look: "What? You can buy another one afterwards…"
Not wanting to wait a pissed response, he captured the stupid pair of lips that thinned out rebelliously. Geez, lighten up a little, as Naruto had successfully distracted his lover enveloping his fingers around the erection and pumping it. He registered a startled gasp from Sasuke and used this opportunity to invade his mouth, tangling their tongues while their cocks rubbed in steady pace.
"Wait." A low voice cut in.
Now what! It was the cerulean eyes to glower infuriated.
"What about Hyuuga Neji?" Sasuke bitten, not hiding his jealousy.
"Huh? What about Neji?" Naruto repeated the sentence in complete bafflement.
"You seemed…awfully cozy with him." He didn't want to spat those words so bitterly, though they rolled on to his tongue without his consent.
An intense emotion flashed angrily on the cobalt eyes before narrowing them clouded with hurt and betrayal. Naruto spoke in a dangerous low tone.
"Why do you think I'll seek someone else if I only have you in my heart, Sasuke?" The usual expressional voice locked up all his emotions in a barely sustained thin thread, waiting to explode like a barrel filled of hazardous gunpowder.
Sasuke already knew that he asked the wrong question to the wrong person. His high pride were casted momentarily aside as he amended the wounded heart kissing on the chest, the neck, every eye, cheek and lips, showering the mute message.
Me too.
As they were reaching towards the dangerous peak and Naruto wouldn't be able to overflow his lust, not until they battle in their tangled bodies, he raised a breathless inquiry:
"Ah…you…" He swallowed hard when Sasuke tweaked his nipple. "Or me?"
"…wh-what?" The brunet made a guttural moan when the tanned hand aligned their erections and resumed to grind erotically together.
"Uh…do you want…top or…ugh…haaah…bottom…?"
"What the hell are you talking about, dobe?" Sasuke finally gathered some of his senses to form a complete sentence.
Naruto also temporarily halted their actions to make a puzzled face. "Uh…sex?"
"Aren't we already doing it now?"
"Uh…there's more than that?"
"Huh? How?" Though Sasuke could never make a bewildered expression. It always got mixed with a scowling one.
Ok…Naruto should have predicted about that. Actually, he gave that one week of probation to the stupid moron because he had slight hopes that the proud Uchiha would do a minimal search about homosexual sex. But again, maybe he was setting his expectations in a way too high pedestal.
Now here's the one million dollar question. (or yen, or whatever the currency they were in) What should he decide for this problem presented to him? Knowing Sasuke and his stuck-up personality, he wouldn't allow for his first time to be the 'girl' role (seriously, bottom, top, all the same pleasure but different sensations) and would probably celibate just to get on Naruto's nerves. Naruto isn't a horny man, oh no, but he has his needs. Living the rest of his lifetime with a frigid asshole wasn't included on his what-to-do chart.
But, on the other hand, Sasuke is inexperienced. The foreplay already had his stumbles and gains, but gay sex? Complicated. Oh god, Naruto just hoped that the jerk wouldn't be too lousy on the deed. What if he bleeds? He'll be a laughing stock (and Damn, the blond would do everything on his hands to drag the Bastard down together if this happens) in case that he limps inside the mission room. Ah…urgh…decisions, decisions, decisions…
The graphite eyes scrutinized over the frowned features of his dobe, the latter making funny expressions in apparently deep thought, grumbling unintelligible words all the while.
"Dobe…" And again, the question-scowling face.
"Argh…alright, alright." The blond pouted in defeated fashion that looked totally devastated in Sasuke's opinion so, still hesitant on his reaction, the brunet kissed chastely on the protruding lip, sucking afterwards. The azure eyes blinked astonished though he quickly recovered to return the kiss with a smile on his face. Maybe his decision wasn't that bad at all.
Suddenly, the taut tanned body turned his back and started to rummage around the bed. Sasuke was almost inquiring his dobe actions when the flawless droolabe ass came perfectly to his view. He clacked his mouth shut. Well…if the usuratonkachi was giving this nosebleeding worthy show, who was he to deny it?
"Found it!" A gleeful shout permeated in the room.
"Uh what?" Sasuke quickly cleaned the saliva on his chin with the back of his hand. He still had an image to preserve, after all.
Naruto curled an eyebrow from the dazed look, though he swiftly pushed aside to show a small bottle containing some kind of liquid.
"Give me your fingers, Sasuke." The latter showed with an akin of suspicion and curiosity though he choked a moan when talented lips wrapped around them and sucked, engulfing inside. Naruto then released the fingers with an audible pop and poured chilly oil from the bottle on them.
The onyx eyes widened when the sun-kissed legs started to part broadly, his manhood still sprouting proudly in the middle of the nest of curly blond hair. First, the warm hand guided the lubed one to play with his already hard nipples, circling to feel the cool sensation and started to conduct downwards, from lean stomach to the bellybutton and rested on Naruto's swollen cock. Both hands pumped altogether and moaned simultaneously, Sasuke from the hardening feel and Naruto from the lewd action inputted on his brain. The blond marred the lubed fingers with his pre-cum, when finally directed them towards his anus and plunged inside him.
Sasuke never witnessed before such horny sensations as his finger dived inside an indescribable heat as it clenched around it. Naruto briefly hissed from slight discomfort, though it was gratifying from seeing the sultry eyes from his lover's. His hand still motioned the finger to thrust inside until he grew accustomed.
"…Naruto…" the breathless whisper tickled on his ear, but Naruto understood Sasuké worry tone. He licked the defined jaw before murmuring back.
"I'll…haah…accommo…ah…date…Huuuh…heeh…it'll be…gooood…" His hips were starting to sway in unison to increase the invading sensation.
"I won't…hurt you?"
"First…time…may…haah…be…" a sharp gasp punctuated in between.
"Then…why?"
Okaaay…Naruto, sadly, this time, couldn't prevent his prankster side to emerge. He snorted.
"Tsc. Nah. It's 'cuz you probably wouldn't hold up the pain. Then you'll go all bitchy whining and complaining, and I'd rather pass it, it'd be too traumatizing." He then declared proudly. "Seme roles are for the wussies!"
Sasuke furrowed his own eyebrow in response. "Says the idiot who's going to be my bitch."
"Pft. Obviously, Sasa-chan, or better, Sasusasu didn't understand the wonders of being bottom. Seriously, I only have to wait for action and make a moan here, a gasp there, while you do all the work. It's so much easier!" All the gradual pleasurable sensations took a halt.
"You just don't want to admit that you're the girl this moment!" The Uchiha growled.
"I'm not! It's you who don't want to admit that you wouldn't bear the pain if I stick my fingers in your stupid icicle ass! Admit it!" The dobe responded.
"I'm not! Just act like the woman in place already!"
"Just act like the wussy like you are already!"
Uh…should we remind that they are still preparing even though that they are discussing with each other in the meantime?
"Chicken!"
"Bitch!"
And he placed one more finger.
"Bastard!"
"Dobe!"
Putting them inside…looks like Sasuke has natural talent on this field.
"Ow! Easier moron!" Or not.
"Hah! Now who's the one who says he has the guts to be uke, u-su-ra-ton-ka-chi?"
"You'd gorging your eyes out in waaaaaaaaay earlier stages then mine, asshole!"
"Of course not! But like hell an Uchiha would let a dobe like you dominate me!"
"Sounds to me the perfect lameass excuse that you wouldn't be able to do it anyway. Sissy Uchihas…"
Jamming the fingers.
"Bothersome moron!"
"Bastard! You can't even do a decent job, asshole! Next time I'm the one who's gonna ram you dry!"
"Hah! Like you'd have the guts! Dobe!"
Naruto was almost moving to give a smart-ass rebuttal when he felt the fingers inside him lightly brushing some place that mildly flashed spots of white on his eyes. His asshole began to greedily pull deeper all the digits, while he fervent gasped and grunted.
"Sa…" His mind was already clouded from lust and obstructed any tentative of explanations to stretch. Sasuke understood the cause of soundless screams as he buried faster and forward observing his lover arching his back from pleasure. Oh god…he hoped that they wouldn't stop there. His cock was already whimpering in need.
Naruto resigned that he couldn't wait any longer and he was already stretched enough as it is. He locked his legs around the ivory waist and moaned out Sasuke's name, speaking with his scorching blue eyes.
With their wordless comprehension, Sasuke started to thrust inside, the head of his cock passing through the ring of muscles and impaling further, filling to the brim. Naruto scrunched his eyes in tight shudder, half from natural pain, half in flurrying pleasure, surging in increasing profuse emotions from sharing this experience with the only one he loved, the sole being that took residence on his heart. All this inputs, his blunt nails trying to secure steadily around the broad shoulders, the blazing feel impaling inside and the ragged breaths breezing on his neck overwhelmed the pain from being stretched wide.
Sasuke attempted to go slow, since in every common sense knew that thrusting inside such narrow space would hurt, but the hot flesh enveloping closely to his cock were too intense to bare, entering swifter than he pretended originally. He mumbled out loud.
"It's so tight."
Both took few minutes to recover their lungs until the brunet shoot the next question.
"Is it normal?"
No way in HELL he's going to answer that.
Naruto didn't desire to give sex ed class for now, so he just rolled his hips in a cue to continue, for god's sake, just continue and keep your mouth shut. Sasuke began with shallow thrusts, his ears buzzing from the heated sensation around his groin and pooling around, cataloging which inhales were intakes of pain and which ones were in relieved tension. Hn. He wasn't called a genius for nothing. He gradually enforced strength in every push and pull as the gasps were morphing into groans and latter into moans.
A high-pitched scream melted deliciously on the room, the tanned pelvis trying to emulate the rhythmical shove rocking in unison. Naruto's arms locked around the slender neck, linking the last bind with a clumsy kiss. Their lungs were demanding oxygen, and the blond quickly disconnected to writhe another piercing yell.
Sasuke was already pistoning relentlessly, driving deeper, harder, following each half-formed chant of his name coming from those luscious lips as each wave washed ashore were building up and crashed in white sparks filling his vision. He was approaching to some end, the edge of a cliff as he dived into a world of oblivion bliss.
Using the last patches of coherent reason, Naruto caught once again a pale hand and guided to his own stiffen rod, pumping in frantic speed as he shouted his release, cum drenching on their fingers and his stomach. The sight was enough to Sasuke drown on his own release, as the walls clenched around and he spurted another batch of seed inside, overflowing the chamber until it escaped dirtying Naruto's tights.
Surrounding to exhaustion, he rested his midnight hair on the sun-kissed chair, his heart still registering on how warm was that body beside him. As each thundering heartbeat slowly returned to his slumber state, the Uchiha questioned, almost absent-mindedly.
Though, actually, he always wondered inside his soul.
"Now…what?"
The mumble could almost fell astray on Naruto's pos-orgasmic bliss, though he knew subconsciously that it was an important query.
Still having doubts…? He brought his hands to cup his lover's face, slightly tilting to meet his gaze until he murmured back.
"Then…we'll sleep together. We'll wake up together. Then whenever one of us starts our daily journey someone will say 'I'm going now' and the other one will say 'have a nice day'. And when someone return to the house he'll say 'I'm home' so the other one can say…'Welcome back'." He idly combed the dark strands, an affectionate grin decorating his whiskered face. "How's that sound to you?"
And Sasuke finally tilted his own smile, after such awaiting long weeks. The lukewarm thumps were already lulling to his sleep as he whispered at last.
"Hm…that sounds…good."
THE END
Readers: you did it again.
Author: I did what again?
Readers: AWKWARD SEX!
Author: But, but…Sasuke is the virginal and clumsy one, it was bound to be awkward in the end!
Readers: THEN WRITE NARUSASU!
Author: But again, it wouldn't be that fun on the other hand, would it? (snicker)
Readers: (murderous eyes)
Author: Errrr…gotta write TMO² and SoulmateS…seeya!
And again, the reason that I took so long to post this chapta (sorry everybody) was due to the reason that I obviously got stuck on the lemon. Writing jokes is easy to me, but lemons…? Ah, no. Something that I can do is situate the reader to understand and feel the current emotions in the ambiance (and maybe that's why one chapter can get all moody, from comedy to torture :P) but I can't make the lemon get sexy. I mean, I'll get all analyzing and describing coolly. That's why I don't like writing em'…the results get so…unsatisfying.
But can you believe this? The original intention of this fic was supposed to be a…one-shot PWP…(snorts) yeah right, like I could do a one-shot…oh, nevermind.
