DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN INVADER ZIM

CHAPTER 11

ORDERING

ZIM'S POV:

"The ordering is to be done today. Zim, Dib, im leaving you too in charge of that. Tak, Angi, I want you too be on patrol today. Shloonktapooxis, Gir, Mimi, you all are in charge of the food for the day, and try not to blow anything up. Spleenk, start doing experiments on an Azock's PAK and see if there is any way for an Irken to live without it. Everyone else may continue with their normal work stations." Lard Nar ordered.

The whole Resisty was in the meeting room, and were being assigned 'chores' for the day. Zim wasn't exactly looking forward to working with Dib, but he would have to deal with it. He waited for the others to leave, before getting up and walking over to Dib. They narrowed their eyes at each other.

"I guess this means we have to work together." Dib stated.

"No, really? I thought we were supposed to kill each other." Zim said sarcastically. Dib rolled his eyes as the two walked over to the dock thingy where Zim's Voot Cruiser was.

"Get in, Dib-human. And don't touch anything." Zim growled. He didn't really have a hatred for Dib, he was just in a bad mood ever sense it was declared that Tak had been brain-washed. And he wanted time to be alone with his thoughts.

"So, where exactly are we going? Cant we just switch it from the Resisty's ship?" Dib asked.

"Simple. We're going to Earth. Once we get there, im not going to put a disguise on, and im going to set distraction to the humans at the chocolate factory, and you're going to get the chocolate we need." Zim explained.

"Wouldn't it be easier if you were in disguise and we just ordered instead of steeling it?" Dib pointed out.

"Yes, but then we'd have to pay monies, and Irken monies wont work, and I doubt you have enough." Zim said matter-of-factly.

"Okaaaayyyy….money is just 'money' when its plural, not 'monies'." Poor Dib was confused.

"Well, on Irk is 'monies' and that's the way I was taught. So im sticking with 'monies'." Zim growled. A shadow over came his eyes as he remembered the horrors of his smeet-hood. The daily beatings….only a few days a year would he not be beat, until his dad brought him to Earth and they meet .

he shook the thoughts out of his head, continued speeding through space, determined to get Earth, and return to get back to the Resisty as soon as possible.

Once they got the Earth, they landed somewhere behind the factory.

"Ok, Dib, put the chocolate in this little box thingy, and hurry. I can only distract them for so long before some idiot calls the Swollen Eyeball, and I have spied on them, and there's no way I can get away form a group of them. if its just you, I don't even have to try, but really, be quick." Zim hissed. Dib nodded, and the plan was put into action.

Zim darted around the factory, making noises as he did so, making everyone in the factory to start chasing him. that's it, stupid humans…keep chasing me….let the Dib get the chocolate.

"FILTHY human beings! Prepare to feel my mightiness! The mightiness of ZIM!" Zim yelled, standing on some random giant jar.

"Come down here! You never bless my toes!" some guy from the episode 'Attack Of The Saucer Morons' yelled.

"Why would I bless your toes?" Zim asked, completely confused my the stupidity of these humans.

"Because you're from the stars!" the dude yelled.

"Yeah! Bless his toes!"

"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Bless the toes! Yeah!" the crowd started cheering as Zim simply blinked at them.

"Uhhhh…." Zim looked around and saw Dib waving his hand toward Zim. He had all the chocolate they needed.

"Hey, look over there! There's a whole box of aliens!" Zim acted excided and pointed away from where Dib was waiting. All the humans other then Dib turned that way, and Zim made a run for it.

They jumped back into the Voot, and away they went.

OK, SHORT, I KNOW. AND I WILL TRY TO MAKE LONGER CHAPTERS, BUT I HAVE A LOT ON MY MIND RIGHT NOW.

STARTING ON THE 15 OF JULY, THERE WILL BE NO UPDATEING OF THIS STORY. THE UPDATING WILL CONTINUE ON THE 29TH OR 30TH. I WILL IN COLORADO FOR THAT TIME, AND WILL MOST LIKELY NOT BE UPDATING.

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