Ok, this chapter has 2 author's notes. I wrote this one in World History:

Ok, I took a break from this chapter. School has been crazy. But we had a fire today & I got to miss math (Al. 2 H). I didn't want to miss it, though. I actually like my math teacher. K, gotta listen to my boring World History Honors teacher, bye! Btw, a girl in my class said she wanted to push the W.W.H. teacher off of a cliff like Jacob Black!!

K, this I wrote right now:

K, SOOOOOOO Sorry for not updating, but I have only math and Russian homework this weekend, so I'll post this chapter and then do it. I'll make you guys a deal. If everyone reviews this chapter, I'll write chapter 12 and get it out tomorrow or Monday!!

K, story time, It's February (6 months pregnant), btw:

~Epov~

"But I can't get you goats milk!" I complained.

It was past midnight, and I told Bella that if she needed anything I'd get it for her.

"But Edward!" She whined. "I need it!"

I'm surprised that Charlie didn't hear her with all of her yelling. Well, he must have learned from Ev that crying and screaming all the time was just a side effect of pregnancy.

"I'm sorry, but I can't get it for you." I apologized. "Can't I get you something else?"

She shook her head. "No!"

"Fine." I sighed. I pulled out my phone and called Alice.

"Alice here." She answered.

"Bella wants goats milk." I said into the phone.

"Why goats milk?" She asked.

"I don't know."

"Fine. I'll try." She hung up.

"Is she getting it?" Bella asked.

"Yes." I said.

"Yay!" She rejoiced.

"Get some sleep." I said. "Tomorrow's a big day."

"It's just my baby shower." She said. "It's no big deal."

"It is to Alice." I said. "I'm not going to be there, so I want you to have fun."

"What do you mean, 'you're not going to be there'?" She asked.

"It's 'NO GUYS ALLOWED', right?" I asked.

"No." She said.

"Oh, I guess I'm going then."

"Yay!" She sang.

These hormones of hers are getting on my nerves. One minute she's demanding and mad, the next she's all happy again.

All of a sudden, she started crying.

"What?" I asked. "Why are you crying, Bella?"

"I'm crying because I don't have a cockatoo!"

"What?" I asked. What was she crying about not having a cockatoo for?

Ugh! This was going to be a long night.

~Bpov~

"Aww Alice!" I complained. "I told you that I didn't want to have a big baby shower!"

"But I had so much fun decorating!" She fought back. "And I got everything you need for the babies!"

I wouldn't deny her of that. I knew that she had gotten everything that Edward and I would need. "Fine. But if anything is too expensive, I'm not keeping it."

"But we spent a lot of time on buying the gifts, though." Emmett actually took a lot of time to shop for me? Aww, that's so cute.

"Really?" I asked.

"Yeah, even Jasper spent time picking out 'little stuffed animals'." He added in.

"Shut up, Emmett!" Jasper growled.

"No growling around my children." Edward growled, as he wrapped his arms around my waist.

"You just growled." I pointed out to him.

"Whatever." He said.

"Ok, enough fighting. It's time to open your presents." Alice chimed in.

She led me over to the enormous present table, where Carlisle and Esme began handing presents to me.

"Let's get this over with." I muttered to myself as I tore the wrapping paper off of the first present.

"Emmett!" I growled. "You bought this?!"

"What is it, honey?" Esme asked.

I turned around the blue shirt that said, "They're Raising Me Gay."

"Emmett!" Esme scolded.

"What?" Emmett asked. "It's true, just look at their father!" He pointed to Edward.

"Emmett!" I kicked him.

"Ow!" He 'cried'. "What was that for?!"

"Stop it!" I growled.

"What? This prude builds up the image. He writes in 'little diaries', and he listens to weird music."

"Debussy is not weird!" Edward defended. "And they're not 'diaries', they're 'journals'. …And…hey! I am not a prude!!"

"Ok, ok!" Alice cut in. "Enough with the …uh… 'prude' business. Finish opening your presents!"

I put the shirt down, but then I realized tat there was something else in the bottom of the bag. I pulled it out, it was a matching bib and hat set with the words, "They're Raising Me Gay" sprawled out on the front.

"Emmett, really?" I asked.

"What?" He asked again. After a few seconds he actually apologized. "Fine… I'm sorry."

"Good." Esme granted him acceptance. "Did you get her any other presents?" He nodded. "Like that?" He shook his head. "Go on, then."

"Ok." He said. He handed me a present, and I quickly unwrapped it. It was a set of two shirts and two little booties; each set in either blue or pink. Each shirt read, in bold black letters, "If You Think I'm Good Lookin', You Should See My Uncle".

"I hope you mean Jasper." Alice said, probably seeing the shirts in her head already.

"Um…no." Emmett said. "I meant me."

"--He meant neither of you." I cut in. "The shirt should say 'father' instead of 'uncle'." I leaned up to kiss Edward's cheek.

"You're absolutely right." He leaned down to kiss my neck. "But it should actually say 'mother'."

"Ok!!" Alice screamed. "It doesn't really matter!! Just let Bella finish opening her presents!!"

I sighed. "Al, you have a major problem."

"I know." She admitted. "Now open your presents!"

I picked up the first present I saw, it was also one of the smallest ones. It ended up being from Jasper. And it didn't cause any commotions. It was a set of two teddy bears. One in pink, and one in blue.

"Aww, thanks Jasper." I threw my arms around him, and enveloped him in a hug. "It's perfect for them! It's exactly what they need."

"Uh…thank you?" He seemed really confused. I'd have to tell him all about it later. I was going to react well to every next gift so that Alice would be happy and leave me alone!

After opening every gift, I got lots of onesies, toys, everything I needed. I did think that one of Rose's gifts was funny. Edward very strongly disagreed, though. He said that he didn't want me to walk around with a shirt that said, 'Daddy got a happy ending with his massage'.

Well, at least he accepted Emmett's other gifts. Which were odd, but sort of funny.

K, that's it right there. If you want to see the pics of the gifts, I'll put them up tomorrow. I had a long day. I woke up and started typing this chapter, went somewhere, came back, then typed again. Then my bird attacked me and used my keyboard as a bathroom! Which I accidentally touched! Eww…gross…But throughout the day, my sister and I kept fighting. Then she made me ear bleed. :(

So, I'll update tomorrow or within the next 2 days.

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