My good friend dared me to write Legato/Vash fluff. I kid you not. Anime-based? But mostly AU.

Conversation

"Why do you try to kiss me when I'm talking to you!"

"Rather than listen to your pious little lectures, I think I'll undermine your morality entirely."

"Stop using big words."

"Stop pretending you don't understand them."

"You are the most frustrating person I have ever met."

"Considering who you've met, I very highly doubt it."
"Nobody else pulled the kinds of stunts you pull with me."

"Like groping you indiscriminately?"

"Knock that off! And wipe that smirk off your face."

"You know better than to ask me that."

"Shut up. And I want my hand back."

"You know better than to ask me that, too... or do you?"