"ey bae" seid loocy 2 her bf natsu da fire dragon with the smukin ass *drums hearded in distance*
"wut" he say bk
she smild "wendy seid dat u wuz ded and I cri" she seif likin cuz she crie everytiem
"nah sun"
"whart wus tht u lil bitch" seid da actual flamin sun
"holy shiet dat is sugioh" says mira-chan
"dedn't u die lel" lucy geggled
"oh writ k bye" den she went bk 2 weeabo heaven (it wuz actlly hell)
Den da sun turnned in2 a hot ass (u ned jesus author) dud with like orange eyes ure sumth
"fite me" he says 2 nasbo
"or wht"
"or ill touch ur gf bootaaay" he seid pointn 2 her

*elsewhere*

"Gaj-bo I got a sense" levy seif 2 her sugarcupcake (husbanded) Gajeel
"wut"
"u drunk shit, welll anywoy da skank needs us"
"baby y u call her skank anywy I thoutg u wuz frinds" he said felin bad 4 booberella
Levy den rememberd how she usd 2 bully her (cuz her boobs were like eeeeeeeyyyyyy and levys boobs were like eeyyy?) and so she calld lucy skank and it kind uf stuck so lol wthevc.

"not impotrant bay we got 2 go 2 her before da sun touchs dar sweet ass" sundenly seid dere cat Pantherlady.

"k"

bk 2 dat one person****

"Fire dRERGONS FART"
"wha-"
BUT DAT SUN WAS SHUT OP THE SIGHLGHT OF FLAMSE LITERALLY COMIN OUT OF DAT SWEET ASS
"dats hawt"
den everyone agreeded dat anyone else who mad a bad pun wuld recive 20 buack whips

"lel u stuped biethc im da fuking sun ur fire farts wunt wrk on me" seid da sun laughin lik da douche conoe he iz.

"ok den" so natwo went up 2 the sun and just kinda fucking ate.

"wait bae u gotta say #nohomo"
"sorry loce," natso say "but I mean all ta homo"

den levy and gajpeel arrived and day sawed lucy cri
"whats wrung babe" seid levy actually bein a decnt human being

"L-l-l natsu went homo on me but I luv him"

"lol ok" den she sent her husbando 2 best up dat 1 pink hsird weridi

"waaaaaiiiitttt levy u dednt cal me skank"

"we is frinds kay." den she hesitated, "lucy"

den day huggd and it was botiful but den they had 2 hide nastus fine asss body but u know lol he did the thang n it wuz hella rude