PSplinter09: Meaning that all will be revealed for Blendin's Game...;)

In this chapter; we get an adventure of miniaturization and another attempt from the Pines' so-called sworn enemy. I do not own DW or GF, all belong to their creators, cryptograms are A1 and Z26, and enjoy!


Little Dipper

Gideon Gleeful, as usual, plots retribution on the Pines family or anyone who is associated with them.

"...Zombie attack? Never works, they don't take orders. Blood rain? Ew, mess up my suit, heh, no thank you. Demon Caterpillars? DRAT!...There must be a perfect way to exact vengeance on the Pines family. It's not enough to harm 'em, I need to take something from them. Something that'll give me ultimate power. Wait, of course! (Picks up his model of the Mystery Shack) It's perfect..."

Meanwhile, Dipper, Mabel, and Stan Pines are watching 'Duck-tective' on TV. The Doctor is taking a visit where the attractions are...

The doorbell rings.

Stan Pines opens the door, "Welcome to a world of mystery!"

"Stan Pines?"

"The tax collector! You found me!"

Stan throws smoke bomb at the ground to distract the lawyer, then runs inside and rips off a decoration, revealing a bag with money in it; searches the tiles of the wall. The Doctor approaches to the scene.

"Aah... uh... which one of these is the trap door?"

"If I recall, I believe it was-"

The so-called lawyer interrupts, "Mister Pines. I'm from the Winninghouse Coupon Savers contest, and YOU ARE OUR BIIIIIIG WINNER!"

A cameraman comes in along with two women holding a check for 10,000,000 Dollars.

"Heh? My one and only dream, which was to possess money, has come true!"

Dipper adds in, "We're rich! I'm gonna get a butler!"

"I'm gonna buy a talking horse!" Mabel says dreamily.

"Just sign here for the money."

Stan uses a pen. "You bet!"

Gideon rips through the check. "Ha! Stanford, you fool! You just signed over the Mystery Shack to LIL' OL' ME!" As he sings and dances.

Dipper and Mabel gasp. The Doctor stares and barely contains his laughter.

"Uh, might wanna take another look there!"

Gideon reads the phony check. "The shack is hereby signed over to... SUCK A LEMON LITTLE MAN!?"

"Ahahaha!"

Gideon rips it furiously, "How dare you!?"

Dipper and Mabel laugh even harder.

"I am not a threat to be taken lightly! (Reaches for the man) Come here hon', I need your arms."

"Hm...that explains the name; "feller of trees"..."

The fake lawyer lifts up Gideon.

"I'll get you, Stanford Pines! I'LL GET YOU ALL!"

"Life GIVES YOU Lemons, Mr Gleeful-REMEMBER THAT!" The Doctor replies humorously.

"Wanna see what else is on TV?" Stan suggests.

"Yeah, OK."

"Yeah, alright."

"Yeah."

"My favorite part's the theme song!"


Mabel and Dipper are playing chess. "Little guy to black space nine!"

"It's a pawn, that's not your color, and stop stealing the tiny horses!"

"They like it better in here. Don't you babies?"

Dipper knocks over the king. "And... checkmate!"

"What? Boo!"

"O-oh! Dipper wins again!" As he adds a tally mark to the "Dipper" side of a notebook which keeps track of wins and losses; Dipper's side has 85, Mabel's side has zero.

"Yo, Mabel? Can you pass me that brain in the jar? The lady one?"

"I got it."

Soos replies, "Thanks, but Mabel's taller."

"What? No she's not. We're the same height. We've always been."

"Better check again, dude."

Dipper and Mabel both line up to measure height.

Soos measures height with a tape measure. "Yep, she's got exactly one millimeter on you!"

"What?!"

Mabel gasps happily. "Woah, don't you see what's happening, Dipper? This millimeter is just the beginning. I'm evolving into the superior sibling! Bigger! Stronger!"

"Like some kinda alpha-twin!"

"Alpha-twin! Alpha-twin!"

Dipper stutters, "C'mon, guys, nobody even uses millimeters. It only makes you taller than me in Canada."

"Y'know Dipper, I've always wanted a little brother. Who knew I already had one? Ha ha ha ha ha! Yeah!"

Stan comes up, "I was awoken by the sound of mockery. Where is it? Show me the object of ridicule!"

Mabel jumps on. "I'm taller than Dipper!"

"By ONE millimeter."

"Hey, hey, don't get... short with your sister. HA!"

"Now Grunkle Stan, I hope you don't think little of him." Mabel giggles.

"Ha ha! Ya! And, and uh... he's short!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha!"

Soos hopes in. "Heh-Dude, maybe you should lay off a tiny bit."

"Ha! Tiny! Soos is in on it now!"

Mabel and Stan laugh together, "Ha ha ha ha ha!"

Dipper leaves fuming.

"N-no, I didn't mean that."

"Dipper will forget. He's got a 3... 2... 1..."

Mabel and Stan both say jokingly, "SHORT-TERM MEMORY! Ha ha ha!"

"POW! We are on FIRE!"

Mabel and Stan high-fives

"Ow, ooh, that's, aah."

"I high-five hard."


Dipper accidentally bumps into the Doctor.

"...Whoops! Sorry Doc..." Dipper sighs.

"Dipper!" The Doctor exclaims. "Another day for paranormal adventure?"

"Well, urm...actually, I would like to find something for myself...you know, something to confirm from Journal 3?"

"No worries, my dear boy-just remember; Einstein part can be right, universal trust can be earned, worth your weight in gold-Hello!" The Doctor jokingly and randomly stated.

Dipper continued on his search from finding a certain info from Journal 3. "Ugh! Stupid Mabel! I'm not short!...There's gotta be some way to get taller...Let's see..."Legends of miniature buffalo and giant squirrels have led me to believe there are height altering properties hidden deep within the forest."

Dipper soon found what he was looking for...

"Hmm...Ooh! Ah! Ow! Agh! Aagh. (Notices tiny deer standing on his chest) Whoa. (Tiny eagle passes by) Huh? (Gasps) Is that mountain lion tiny or just far away in perspective? (Mountain lion growls and pounces) PERSPECTIVE! PERSPECTIVE! AAAAAAH! (Mountain lion leaps and is frozen in a beam of pink light, which shrinks it; Dipper laughs from being tickled; mountain lion meows and bites his finger) It still hurts, but less! (Walks over to giant crystals) Whoa. (Sees a butterfly pass through the pink light and shrink, then the blue light and grow; it knocks over a tree) What the heck?..."

After moving his excitement from this recent discovery, he cuts a crystal off with a Swiss army knife that he was borrowing as a tool from the Doctor. It had certain tiny descriptions that read: "Property of IC, found by ACE, used by 7th and 8th."


Soon enough, Dipper had took a piece of the crystal he found, and ties it in front of a flashlight. It shines blue, then Dipper rotates it so it shines pink.

"Smaller. (Makes chess piece smaller) Bigger. (Makes chess piece bigger. It breaks through the roof) TOO BIG!"

"I've been buying big clothes; I'll grow into them."

Dipper walks in front door. "Hey guys, notice anything different about me?"

Soos exclaims, "Holy hotsauce! You've grown an extra millimeter!"

"Wh-wh-what?"

Mabel gets off the chair and checks height with Dipper.

"What can I say, sis? Growth spurt."

"Yeah, mine happened first. I'm gonna be taller in the end. It's science, Dipper."

"What? But we're the same height now."

"Alpha-twin! Alpha-twin!"

Dipper replies, "Oh yeah? Something tells me I've got another growth spurt comin' on right now..."

Soon enough...

"Give it up, Dipper! (Sees that he is much taller than her; gasps) What happened?"

"Y'know, puberty and stuff."

"It doesn't make any sense. Just a second ago you were- WAIT A MINUTE! This is some kinda magicky thing. Isn't it? Was it a wizard or something? There's a wizard in this closet, isn't there? ISN'T THERE?" Mabel exclaims.

The Doctor came up to the room, "...Wait! Where?!"

"What? No!" Dipper replied.

"You're telling me that there is not a wizard in this closet. You're telling me that if I open this door right now-"

"Fine! Open it!"

Mabel opens door to reveal nothing. "An invisible wizard! REALLY, Dipper?"

The Doctor puts on his glasses, and quickly sets it up on his forehead. "...poor fairies, no wonder why they puke a lot..."


Stan answers and opens door, and sees Gideon. "Oy, you."

"Oh, howdy Stanford! Listen closely. Inside this jar I have 1000 Cursed Egyptian super termites. Hand over the deed to your property or I'll smash this jar with a bat, and they'll devour this shack with you inside!"

"Hey, what's that?"

Gideon turns around. "Huh?"

Stan smashes the jar of termites and they attack Gideon.

"Oh, no! Aaaah! Get it off! Awww!"

"Ha, ha, ha! Hey, Soos, get in here! I wanna take pictures of this!"

"Y'all may have won this battle, but mark my words, Stanford! Your family has a weak spot, and I'm gonna find it! Ah! My hair!"

Meanwhile back to Dipper and Mabel's room...

"Does he only respond to incantations? Excpecto wizzarium! Wizle! Wizar-"

The Doctor opens to his mouth to explain-

"It's not a wizard! I grew myself using this magic flashlight!" As Dipper proudly showed his new-found item.

"Lemme see that thing!"

Dipper runs away downstairs. "Aah!"

Mabel points to closet. "I'll be back for you later." As she runs after Dipper. "...Erm-me too..." The Doctor states.

Dipper and Mabel fight over the crystal flashlight and make a caterpillar grow larger. The caterpillar crushes a car. The Doctor is astounded.

Mabel picks up flashlight and uses it to make her hand grow bigger. "Ahh!"

"It's okay it can shrink things too." As Dipper uses flashlight to return Mabel's hand back to normal size.

"Normal hand karate chop!" Mabel hits Dipper's hand and takes the flashlight.

"Hey!"

Mabel uses the flashlight to make Dipper's head bigger.

"Oh Ah ah!" As he hits his head on one of the Shack's pillars. "Ah!" Dipper tackles Mabel and shrinks her head with the flashlight.

"Ahh!" Mabel attacks Dipper and fixes her head.

"Hey, give it back!"

"Never!"

"Children watch out!" The Doctor exclaims as he approaches to see what the fuss is about.

The flashlight flies out of their hands.

Gideon approaches to the scene, "Curse the Pines family! Curse Stan! Curse Dipper! Curse D— (The flashlight lands in front of him) My, my, what delightful manner of a dohickery is this?"

"...Maybe he didn't see us use it and doesn't know it's a magic flashlight that can grow and shrink things."

Ironically, they're standing right next to Gideon.

"Really?"

Gideon turns the flashlight on and off. "Flick, boop, woo hoo hoo."

"No no no-!"

Gideon shrinks Dipper, Mabel, and the Doctor. "Gwa ha ha ha ha!. Hee hee hee, woo hoo hoo hoo hoo!" As he out a jar over the twins with the Doctor protecting them.


Bud Gleeful is sounding airhorn to customers. "Friends, I wish I was a highway so I could have the honor of being rode upon by automobiles as fine as these ones right here. (pats a car; a hubcap falls off and possum leaps out of the hood and hisses) Engine possum at no extra charge."

Old Man McGucket exclaims, "I want that there car!"

Gideon walks by. The Doctor pounds on the jar-hopefully trying to get attention, "McGucket!"

"Say there son, what's in your jar?"

"That's my widdle secret!"

Certain people; Hank's wife, Reginald, Unnamed red cap man and other spectators exclaim, "Awww!"

Gideon giggles, walks away. "Mouth-breathin' fools... (walks inside his house to a vacuuming Mrs. Gleeful) Mother."

He enters his room and unscrews the jar containing the twins and the Doctor, spilling them out on his dresser.

"You three!"

"What are you going to do with us?" Mabel shakily replied.

Gideon laughs. "Why Mabel, I wouldn't hurt a hair on your itty-bitty head- if you agree to be my queen!"

"We live in a democracy! And never!"

"Maybe you'll change your mind after THIS!" As he picks Mabel up.

"No! I will fight you until the day I — (Sees Gummy Koalas and gasps) Gummy Koalas!"

Gideon puts her in the bag.

Mabel eats the candy.

"-PUT HER DOWN SAFELY MR GLEEFUL!" The Doctor demanded.

"...As for you, little man and boy... (Turns the table lamp into both of their faces) Tell me. How exactly did you both come upon this magic item? Hmm? Did your friend here tell you about it? Did you... READ about it somewhere?"

Dipper looks at book #3 in his jacket, and his godfather. "Lean closer and I'll tell you!"

"Well don't mind if I-"

Dipper sounds airhorn in his face.

"AAAAAAAH! (Whacks light away) Grrrrr! I COULD SQUASH YOU RIGHT NOW! Steel yourself, Gideon. (Calms down) You can use them. You can use them..."


Gideon calls Grunkle Stan. "-Have my ears always been this big? Hello?"

"Stanford Pines, listen to me very closely. I have your niece and nephew along with your friend. Hand over the deed to the Mystery Shack right now, or great harm will befall them! (Pauses) This is Gideon, by the way."

"Ha ha ha! Oh yeah, this is gonna be your worst plot yet. They're fine. I saw them playing together in the yard minutes ago."

"I have them in my possession! You don't believe me? I will text you a photo!

Stan "Text me a photo"? Now you're not even speakin' Spanish!"

"But —"

Stan hangs up.

"Hello? Hello? Arrgh!" As he throws phone at the wall and it breaks, nearly hitting the Doctor.

"OY!"

"Wait. (Laughs insanely) What am I doing? I don't need ransom! I have THIS! (Holds up flashlight) I'll shrink Stan and take the Shack for myself! (Turns to the twins) You'll be helpless to stop me. And if you step out of line, SMASH!" As he pulls the heads off of the Pines dolls and laughs evilly. The Doctor's brows furrowed.

Bud Gleeful calls out, "Gideon! The ice cream truck is here!"

"Oh! Coming! (Giggles; puts hamster down next to the twins) Guard them, Cheekums. I'm coming!"

Dipper picks up Q-tip and pokes the hamster with it.

Cheekums squeaks.

"All of us gotta get out of here and save Stan!"

"I know! (As Mabel puts Gummy Koala in her sweater's pocket) I will see you later."

"Okay, how are we going to do this. Gideon's got magic and, like, a zillion inches on us. On the bright side, at least we're finally the same height again."

Mabel is sitting on Cheekums. "Cheekums, to freedom! (Pats Cheekums) To freedom! (Pats Cheekums) Oh, you're just a big old dummy-dum!"

The Doctor looks at Gideon's hairbrush. "I might have an idea..."

Soon enough, The Doctor, Dipper and Mabel slide down a rope made of Gideon's hairs; they hide in a shoe and peek out at Gideon and Bud, who are eating ice cream; the flashlight sits on the table.

"Clean me! (Bud wipes Gideon's face with a cloth) Father, could you give widdle old me a ride to the Mystery Shack?"

"Oh, I'd love to, sugarpot, but I have a heck of a lot of cars to sell, I do! (Tickles Gideon) I do!"

Gideon laughs. "No, no, (furiously) NO, DON'T TICKLE MEEEE! NO! (Throws ice cream across the room where it hits a wall, just missing Mrs. Gleeful) NEVER! Never tickle me! What have I told you? What have I told — look at me — what have I told you?!"

"Ticklin' is no laughing matter."

Gideon pats him. "There we go."

"Do you still need a ride?"

Gideon shouts, "I'll just take the BUS!" As he knocks table over, kicks door open and leaves.

"Precious memories."

Mrs. Gleeful exclaims, "Just keep vacuuming. Just keep vacuuming..."

The Doctor rubs the bridge of his nose, "...why did he hid that journal there in all the places...poor parents..."

Dipper stated, "Come on! (He with the Doctor and Mabel go out the dog door to the parking lot) We need to get higher."

"Yeah, especially you, 'cause you're short."

"Mabel! Up there. As Dipper points at flying discount dollar, and they climb it to see Gideon and Lazy Susan at a bus stop.

Lazy Susan talks to Gideon. "What cute little thing are you off to you cute little cutie-face?"

"I'm gonna annihilate my archenemy's entire family."

Oh okay...yaaay..."

A bus drives by and Gideon enters.

"He's heading to shrink Stan!" Dipper shouts worriedly.

"Oh flying discount dollar, if only you could fly us back to the Mystery Shack..."

Dipper pulls out the given Swiss army knife. "Maybe it can."

"Bravo, Dipper! Quick cut the rope!" The Doctor exclaims.

Dipper cuts the rope freeing the discount dollar and they start flying away.

Bud sees it and spit take. "My sky high prices!"

"Yaaay!"

"Wooh hooo!"

"Geronimo!"

"Down there!" They push the wings to make the balloon fly lower, and follow the bus along the road.

Dipper and Mabel exclaim, "Yeah!"

"To the Mystery Shack!"

"Allon-Y!"

"That too!" Mabel adds in.

The balloon has crashed on the totem pole.

"We're just in time, (Dipper points to the arriving bus that Gideon is on) but how are we going to stop him? (woodpecker pecks his head) Ah shoo ah ha ah!"

Mabel sees a wire leading to the roof. "Leave that to Mabel."

The Doctor grins, "Fantastic!"


Gideon walks toward the Shack while humming. "I'm comin' for ya, Stanford!"

Mabel drops Gummy Koala in Gideon's hair. "I'm sorry, gummy friend."

Dipper adds in, "It's for the greater good."

"Ugh! One of those infernal Gummy Koalas has gotten into my perfect hair. I can't defeat Stan looking like this. (drops flashlight and walks towards a bath tub to use it as a mirror, takes out the candy from his hair and sprays on hairspray) Woo! Woowee!"

Dipper and Mabel run towards flashlight and set it up. The Doctor is ready to push the button.

"Quick, get in front and I'll re-grow you both." The Doctor exclaims.

"Okay. Wait, you're gonna grow us back to equal height right?" Dipper asks.

Mabel exclaims, "Dipper! That doesn't matter right now."

Dipper replies, "Well if it doesn't matter, why don't you just do it?"

"AWWW! Why you acting so weird! Why can't you just except that I'm a little bit taller than you?"

"Oh, I'm acting weird? You're the one who keeps calling me names and stuff."

"Oh, what? You mean like little-"

"Don't say it!"

The Doctor sees Gideon hovering over them. "KIDS!"

"Little Dipper." Gideon picks up Mabel and Dipper. "PUT THEM DOWN, OR ELSE GLEEFUL!" The Doctor angrily stated.

"Or what, little man? I dare say you would have defeated me, if it wasn't for your sibling bickering! (Kicks open the door of the Mystery Shack) The Shack is mine, Stanford Pines! "

Gideon holds out flashlight and turns it on.

Dipper and Mabel screams, "Noooo!"

Stan's fez falls to floor.

Gideon walks towards the fez and lift it up. "Well, well, Stanford it appears I finally got the best of-"

Soos is under the fez. "Oh!"

Gideon shouts, "What?!"

Soos puts his hat back on. "Alright, something's definitely different here..."

Gideon puts The Doctor, Dipper, Mabel, and Soos in a glass jar and shakes them. "Tell me where Stan is!"

"Never! you'll never find Stan: on the second door to the left down the hall. Wait, why did I say that?"

Gideon puts jar in his suit jacket. "Oh Stanford, I'm coming for ya!"

Dipper, Mabel, and Soos try to break out of the jar.

Mabel sees Gideon's picture on his school ID and sticks out tongue and blows a rasberry.

Soos sighs, "I guess I kinda Soosed that one up, didn't I?"

"It's not your fault, Soos, I'm the guy who put together that shrinking device. (To Mabel) I guess it's just you kept teasing me Mabel, like all day. What was that all about?"

Mabel gives him the notebook which keeps track of wins and losses. "I guess it's that, you're like better than me at like everything, and you always rub it in my face... Chess that was taught by Doc, checkers, ping pong. I guess I finally felt like I was winning at something for once."

"Oh man, now I feel like a big jerk."

"Don't you mean a little jerk?"

"Oh!"

Dipper and Mabel chuckle together, "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"

"Alright I walked into that one. Are we cool?"

"We're cool." As she gives fist bump.

"Am I cool?" Soos holds out hand.

"You're cool, Soos."

Soos exclaims, "Yes!"

"I am glad I see what is resolved here...I used to have cousins, brothers and sisters..." The Doctor stated fondly. "In the meantime, let's stop Gideon from what he is about to do!"


Gideon comes in the mirror room, sees multiple Stans on the mirrors. "Stanford!"

"Oh hi, Gideon, I've been looking for someone to try out my new mirror maze, then again, you're an idiot. That's the end of the sentence."

Gideon puts flashlight in other suit pocket. "You come back here!"

"Try and find me, twerp! Ha, ha ha!"

The Doctor, Soos, Dipper, and Mabel stacked up in the jar.

Mabel opens the top of the jar.

"Let's get back that flashlight before Gideon gets Stan."

The Doctor, Dipper, Mabel, and Soos peek out of Gideon's pocket.

"There it is!" As Dipper points to the flashlight; they climb to Gideon's back.

"Woah! His hair's so shiny!" As Mabel approaches Gideon's hair.

Dipper pulls back Mabel. "No! Don't look directly at it!"

Soos jumps on Gideon's neck. "His neck is really squishy! Hey look, I'm making fat angels."

"Ew! Termites!" Gideon hits his back of neck, which made Soos falls off.

"OH NO YOU DON'T!" The Doctor quickly grabs Soos. "Hold On!"

Gideon is still looking for Stan in the mirror maze.

Gideon sees one of Stan's reflections. "AH!" As he pulls out flashlight, shoots a beam, but it bounces around the mirrors and shrinks a moose head on the wall.

"Ha, ha, ha, ha!"

"NOW!" As he throws flashlight and breaks mirror.

"Hey! Watch the merchandise!"

Gideon breaks more mirrors.

Stan walks up to him. "You little troll! Those mirrors cost me ten, I mean twenty-five, five-hundred. Five-hundred dollars each, and you're paying for all of 'em!"

"Oh contraire. It will be you who pays!"

Mabel screams, "Grunkle Stan is doomed!"

Dipper stated, "Not completely doomed! To his armpit!"

"Uh uh."

Dipper pushes Mabel in Gideon's clothing. "Just! Uh! Come on!"

"QUICK-OPERATION TICKLE MONSTER!" The Doctor exclaims to Soos. "Oh-I remember, That is My favorite belly game!"

Stan stated, "Woah! What is that thing?!"

"Finally after all these years, after every humiliation! Your business, your family, everything will finally be mine! You have no one to protect you now! (corners Stan to wall) Prepare for the wrath of Gideon Glee- Gideon glee- oh oh oh ah oh oh ah!" Gideon falls to the ground and laughs uncontrollably.

"Eh. I don't even know how to respond to this." Stan being confused.

Gideon laughing uncontrollably; Soos, The Doctor, Dipper, and Mabel are tickling him. "Uh ey ey ey! No! No! stop it! Ha, ha, ha!"

"Look um, kid. I think this rivalry thing is getting to you. Ha, I understand. I mean, I'm a formidable foe, what can I say."

"No!" As foam starts to come out of his mouth.

"Hey now, come on, you'll get me one of these days. Maybe, you know, run your evil plan by some friends next time. Workshop it, but first get your issues in order there."

Gideon is still laughing uncontrollably. "Ha! ehh, Ha!"

Stan looks around then kicks Gideon across the floor. "Up over the carpet, there we go, around the end table, and out the door."

Dipper and Mabel with Soos and the Doctor are running on top of a rolling Gideon. "Ah, ah, ah, whoa!"

Gideon pats himself looking for flashlight. "My light!"

"You're the light of my life too, pal. (Closes door) Whoa, freak show."

The Doctor sets up flashlight. "QUICK! NOW!"

Mabel stated to Dipper. "It's okay, you can go first if you want to." But Dipper motioned her to go first. "Woah!"

The Doctor then re-grows Dipper with flash light, and Mabel measures height. "Hey, you let me keep my extra millimeter!"

"You earned it."

"Awww! Thanks! Little brothe-!"

Dipper shrugs sheepishly. "Oh, stop it."

Soos presses the flashlight and re-grows the Doctor.

The Doctor picks up the flashlight and re-grows Soos back to his size. He then picks it up, flipping it and putting it inside his coat-exclaiming, "...Might research on this further, who nose-it might be useful!"

The twins nod.

"Say, Mabel...How would you like to learn chess?"


Gideon is pacing in his house.

"Ah, son; don't you mind that Stanford Pines. You'll get your revenge one of these days."

Gideon flips chair over madly. "Nooo! It's not just about revenge. I want that shack, the physical. Buildin'."

"But why?"

"Because it holds a secret you couldn't possibly imagine!"

"Sweetie, you want some ice cream?"

"Did you pick out all the nuts?"

Bud nods and feeds Gideon ice cream.

Gideon laughs evilly, "A little more. (Bud feeds him again) Ahahahah. Uhm, that's good."


The doorbell rings, Stan opens door. "Mister Pines. I'm from the Winninghouse Coupon Savers contest, and YOU ARE OUR BIIIIIIG WINNER! (Stan closes door) I guess we'll have to give the price to our runner up winner (reading from paper) Fiddleford H. McGucket?"

"Wooh ooh ooh ey ha ha!"

"How would you like ten million dollars?!"

"It's my dream come true!" As he happily takes check and begins to eat it.

"...Cross this town off our list."

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