And…. I'm back! Alrighty! 18 reviews! Mighty thanks guys! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and I would like my friend the topical dodo bird to die her hair neon red. :P
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Me, "All done!" *Dressed in fancy light blue evening gown. Sparkles line the edges and dark blue trims.*
Itachi, "I thought you had dirty blonde hair. How come its dark brown now?"
Me, "Hair spray dope."
Itachi, "Huh?"
Me, "Ah, I forgot. Konoha is too low in technology."
Itachi, "Honey….."
Me, "Call me that and die."
Itachi, "Wasn't talking to you dope. I brought my girlfriend." *Leans in and whispers* "For tonight…"
Itachi's Girlfriend, "Yes darling, who is this little rat in the ugly shower towel?"
Me, "OH JUST YOU WAIT." *Bares fangs*
Itachi, "Nah, she's going out with my little bro. Nothing to worry about."
Me, "YEAH, YOU OLD TWO TIMER!"
Itachi's Girlfriend, "Yeah yeah, I should use soap to wash out her mouth."
Me, "AND I'LL PUT SOAP IN YOUR EYE SO YOU CAN SEE MY BEAUTY. FATTY!"
Itachi, "Shik, just so you're aware, her name's Karin."
Me, "Karin my butt, why should I care what she's called- WAIT WHAT!?" *Gets better glance and truly she had red hair.*
Karin, "Got a problem ugly brown haired girl?"
Me, "Quit being racist…. oh, I thought you dated Sasuke though?"
Karin, "You are waaaaay to late to realize things, I bet your social status is T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E."
Itachi, "They broke up last month."
Me, "Huh, alright girl. Just you wait until I totally beat you at ninja arts.
Karin, "In your dreams pipsqueak."
Me, "I'm taller than you."
Karin, "My bad." *Snickers*
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Sasuke, "Alrighty, why am I in a dress suit?"
Itachi, "You're Princess Shikia-sama's date for tonight."
Sasuke, "WHAT?!"
Itachi, "Little brother,... you finally got a girlfriend."
Sasuke, "NEVER. I WOULD RATHER DATE A BOY THAN THAT GIRL."
Me, *Bats eyelashes* "Yes Sasuke-darling, what did you just say about me?" *Voice turns sickly sweet*
Sasuke, *gulps* "Nothing m'am."
Me, "GOOOOD." *Hisses*
Karin, "Duck butt hair boy and stringy poop covered hair gurl."
Me, "NAH, only Kiki the pig would have hair like that. :D"
Sasuke, "Is it just me or is she getting on my nerves?"
Me, Well duh, its obviously only you."
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Sasuke, "A hamburger."
Itachi, "Order more professionally." *Winks* "Sir, a glass of tropical orange juice please."
Karin, "Nah, like this. Kind sir, I would prefer a medium roasted steak with still a bit of red on one side."
Me, "Watch me." *Smiles cutely* "Ah, the stars in the champagne these days. However, may I have some Chateau Lafite-Rothschild?"
Waiter, "Young miss, are you old enough to drink yet?"
Me, "Oh of course." *Fake blush and gazes with cute eyes* "Since it costs so much, mr waiter, your tie is so cool, will you cancel my payment for tonight. Pretty please? *Twirls hair*
Waiter, "Oh course Miss."
Karin, "Wait, me too!"
Waiter, "No for men!"
Me, *snicker snicker* "You are a "guy" apparently."
Karin, *Fuming her head off, like smoke is coming out of where her head used to be*
Me, "Yipee, Karin died!"
Karin, *Headless* "Are you sure?"
Itachi, *Sticks head back on* "Alright, we're done."
Sasuke, "Creepy…."
Me, "Aw, then can I rip off your head too?"
Sasuke, "No darling."
Me, "Call me that and die."
Itachi, "Alright, alright, let us enjoy our meal first shall we?"
Me, Sasuke, and Karin, "NO!" *Starts attacking each other*
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Okay, thats it. Im too bored to write more. Please leave a review to make Sasuke act more stupid!
-Naruto016
