Hullo everyone! How are all you fine people?! I'm doing just great. I just
spent the last week on vacation and I got a lot of inspiration for my
stories from the things we did! ::hehe:: Anyhoo… just to let you know, I
failed my biology test, so a little note to Izzo: if you are reading this
now, that would mean that I'm back up in Cleveland again and you better
watch out! I'M BACK!!! HAHA!! Well, please enjoy chapter 11, PLEASE R&R!!
Little note: at the end of this chapter, you'll find a vote thing, please read it and review.
Chapter 11
"Merlin?" They asked in disbelief.
"Yes… who were you expecting?" Merlin asked, "Gandalf?"
"Dumbledore!!!!" Sam cried gleefully.
Legolas, Elrond, Glorfindel and Merlin all turned their heads and sent death glares at Sam.
"What?" Sam pondered innocently.
Legolas shook his head, then turned his gaze back at Merlin, "How can you help me?"
"Well, we can start by telling me what your problem is," Merlin said.
"Aren't you supposed to be some 'all knowing' wizard, aren't you supposed to know everything?" Sam asked skeptically.
Merlin whacked Sam over the head with his cane, before turning back to Legolas, "Sorry… please continue boy." He gestured with his hands for Legolas to continue on with his story.
Legolas cleared his throat before continuing, "Ok, the story is short and simple… Frodo Baggins is in my body, and I am in his… unfortunately."
"Bummer," Merlin muttered.
"Yes I know," Legolas sighed.
"Well I know exactly how I can help. First off, we are going to have to see what your little hobbit friend is doing right at this moment," Merlin said, leading the 4 over to a large ball located in the middle of the room.
Sam stared at the ball, "Isn't that a-"
"NO!" Merlin screamed crazily, then he calmed down, "No, my dear boy. It is ::cough:: not… 'that'. Why would I have one of 'those'?! I got this at a flea-market. And the vendor told me that this wasn't really one of… 'those'."
"Well how do you know that the person that sold it to you was telling the truth?" Sam asked at the same time Legolas asked, "There are flea-markets in Middle-Earth?"
"Because the man used to raise 'towel-goblins'." Merlin said simply.
Four sets of eyes stared at the wizard with confusion written all over their faces. "Towel-goblins?" Legolas asked. "What the hell are those?"
Merlin looked at the four in shock, "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TOWEL GOBLINS ARE?!!"
"No," they all answered in unison.
"Ok," Merlin said, "you might want to ask Colin because I don't really know either."
"Riiiiiiight," Glorfindel said. None of them knowing who Colin was.
Merlin cleared his throat, "Ok, now where were we? Ah yes, we are now going to see what Frodo is doing in Legolas' body."
"Thank God," Legolas mumbled.
Merlin rolled up his sleeves and placed his hands on the large ball, "Now for my super secret chant that you must all say with me. But… you must never reveal this chant to anyone… for no one but I knows this, and now you will too! Now, all of you place your hands on the crystal ball."
One by one, they all laid their hands down on the ball to cover it entirely.
"Ok… remember, NEVER tell this secret to ANYONE!" Merlin commanded.
"Alright," they said in unison.
"Do you all swear on it?" Merlin asked.
"Yes."
"Do you promise me that you will never tell anyone?!"
"Yes."
"Pinky promise?!"
"Yes." The four let go of the ball and shook pinkies with each other.
"Alright, replace your hands on the palantìr- I mean crystal ball," Merlin choked.
Elrond raised an eyebrow, "Hmmm…"
Merlin cleared his throat again and started speaking, "Alright, now all together as one… let us chant the secret word… ALAKAZAM!!!"
Sam snorted. Merlin whacked him on the head again.
"ALAKAZAM, ALAKAZAM, ALAKAZAM," They chanted together.
All of a sudden a huge white light poured out of the ball (palantìr) ::cough:: and filled the room.
A picture began forming in the ball, it was a huge stadium, with Legolas' body standing in the middle of the arena with two huge elves on either side of him growling menacingly.
"Oh shit," Legolas mumbled, "it's the 'Annual Sumo Jamboree." He knew that Frodo must have sat in the wrong seat, for he was now obviously part of the show.
All of a sudden a young girl with brownish hair ran across the arena screaming as an old fat woman that reeked of smoke chased after her.
"NOOOO!!!" The girl screamed.
"COME BACK LIZZY!!! YOU CAN'T FORGET YOUR SLEEPING BAG!!! AREN'T YOU SPENDING THE NIGHT AT SCHOOL???!!!" The old woman screamed.
"Get away from me you psycho!!" Lizzy screamed.
They continued running around the arena, "COME BACK!! ZUPIE WON'T HURT YOU!" The old woman yelled.
Everyone in the audience and the five in Rivendell watched in confusion as they ran out of the arena screaming.
"Ooook?" They announcer said. "Let… the game… begin?"
"NO!" Legolas screamed at the ball, "You can't let Frodo do it! He'll kill my body! Jancas and Karoness will sit on me… or him… or… MY BODY!"
Frodo's eyes darted nervously back and forth between the two elves, "Now guys, do you think we can come up with a compromise? I mean… nothing physical has to happen." He laughed nervously.
"Of course it does," Jancas growled.
"Oh shit…" Frodo whimpered as the two huge beasts advanced on him.
All of a sudden, a large balrog came crashing through the arena walls, causing all the elves to go into hysterics.
"FUZZY!!!" Legolas cheered in happiness.
Frodo screamed as the huge balrog grabbed him by the leg and gave him a huge bear hug. He then carried the screaming Frodo out of the arena and back to the palace.
They picture on the screen slowly faded away. Legolas sniffed, "Fuzzy is always there to save the day."
Merlin stared at Legolas, "You have a pet balrog?"
"Yes…" Legolas said.
"Mmmk,"
"Ok, so now that we have seen what Frodo is doing in Legolas' body, are you going to switch them back now?" Glorfindel asked.
"My my my… aren't we the impatient one here?" Merlin taunted.
"Oy! Shuddup" Elrond yelled.
"Make me!" Merlin screamed.
"If you don't… I'll tell everyone your true identity…!"
"YOU WOULDN'T!!!"
"Yes I would… TIM!!!"
"The keeper of the Bridge of Death?" Sam asked.
Merlin sniffed, "You don't frighten me, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottems, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Lord of Rivendell, you and all your silly English pppeooople. Thppt!"
Legolas stared at Merlin (Tim), "What a strange person."
Elrond cleared his throat, "Now look here, my good man!"
"I don't want to talk to you anymore, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!... I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" Merlin screamed.
Sam leaned over to whisper to Legolas, "I thought he was Tim."
"Me too…"
All of a sudden, a sound came floating through the air, it was the sound of a crying Elven woman. Everyone walked over to the window to see who it was.
"Speranza!" Legolas cried.
"Who?" Sam asked.
"My wife!!!" Legolas headed towards the door, but was abruptly stopped by Merlin ::coughTIMcough::.
"Stop!!! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, 'ere the other side he see." Merlin told Legolas.
"We aren't on a Bridge of Death," Legolas mumbled, as he pushed his way past 'Merlin'.
Merlin grunted, but let him pass.
"Speranza!" Legolas cried.
The Elven woman turned and looked at the small hobbit running towards her.
Legolas was devastated to see her eyes red and puffy from crying. "What's wrong?"
"Who are you?" Speranza asked.
"I'm Legolas."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
How will she react? Will she believe him? Should everything be peachy with them after this? Should they still get separated? Please tell me in your reviews… the fate of this story rests in your hands. I'm kinda going to let you pick what happens with Legolas and Speranza. Whichever choice has the most votes… will be in the story…
Choices:
Speranza believes Legolas and everything is Okay with them.
Speranza believes Legolas but nothing works out and they end up separating still.
Speranza thinks it's a trick and hates Legolas more.
Speranza doesn't believe Legolas, and Legolas looses her forever.
Speranza doesn't believe Legolas, and Legolas finds a new love…
Little note: at the end of this chapter, you'll find a vote thing, please read it and review.
Chapter 11
"Merlin?" They asked in disbelief.
"Yes… who were you expecting?" Merlin asked, "Gandalf?"
"Dumbledore!!!!" Sam cried gleefully.
Legolas, Elrond, Glorfindel and Merlin all turned their heads and sent death glares at Sam.
"What?" Sam pondered innocently.
Legolas shook his head, then turned his gaze back at Merlin, "How can you help me?"
"Well, we can start by telling me what your problem is," Merlin said.
"Aren't you supposed to be some 'all knowing' wizard, aren't you supposed to know everything?" Sam asked skeptically.
Merlin whacked Sam over the head with his cane, before turning back to Legolas, "Sorry… please continue boy." He gestured with his hands for Legolas to continue on with his story.
Legolas cleared his throat before continuing, "Ok, the story is short and simple… Frodo Baggins is in my body, and I am in his… unfortunately."
"Bummer," Merlin muttered.
"Yes I know," Legolas sighed.
"Well I know exactly how I can help. First off, we are going to have to see what your little hobbit friend is doing right at this moment," Merlin said, leading the 4 over to a large ball located in the middle of the room.
Sam stared at the ball, "Isn't that a-"
"NO!" Merlin screamed crazily, then he calmed down, "No, my dear boy. It is ::cough:: not… 'that'. Why would I have one of 'those'?! I got this at a flea-market. And the vendor told me that this wasn't really one of… 'those'."
"Well how do you know that the person that sold it to you was telling the truth?" Sam asked at the same time Legolas asked, "There are flea-markets in Middle-Earth?"
"Because the man used to raise 'towel-goblins'." Merlin said simply.
Four sets of eyes stared at the wizard with confusion written all over their faces. "Towel-goblins?" Legolas asked. "What the hell are those?"
Merlin looked at the four in shock, "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TOWEL GOBLINS ARE?!!"
"No," they all answered in unison.
"Ok," Merlin said, "you might want to ask Colin because I don't really know either."
"Riiiiiiight," Glorfindel said. None of them knowing who Colin was.
Merlin cleared his throat, "Ok, now where were we? Ah yes, we are now going to see what Frodo is doing in Legolas' body."
"Thank God," Legolas mumbled.
Merlin rolled up his sleeves and placed his hands on the large ball, "Now for my super secret chant that you must all say with me. But… you must never reveal this chant to anyone… for no one but I knows this, and now you will too! Now, all of you place your hands on the crystal ball."
One by one, they all laid their hands down on the ball to cover it entirely.
"Ok… remember, NEVER tell this secret to ANYONE!" Merlin commanded.
"Alright," they said in unison.
"Do you all swear on it?" Merlin asked.
"Yes."
"Do you promise me that you will never tell anyone?!"
"Yes."
"Pinky promise?!"
"Yes." The four let go of the ball and shook pinkies with each other.
"Alright, replace your hands on the palantìr- I mean crystal ball," Merlin choked.
Elrond raised an eyebrow, "Hmmm…"
Merlin cleared his throat again and started speaking, "Alright, now all together as one… let us chant the secret word… ALAKAZAM!!!"
Sam snorted. Merlin whacked him on the head again.
"ALAKAZAM, ALAKAZAM, ALAKAZAM," They chanted together.
All of a sudden a huge white light poured out of the ball (palantìr) ::cough:: and filled the room.
A picture began forming in the ball, it was a huge stadium, with Legolas' body standing in the middle of the arena with two huge elves on either side of him growling menacingly.
"Oh shit," Legolas mumbled, "it's the 'Annual Sumo Jamboree." He knew that Frodo must have sat in the wrong seat, for he was now obviously part of the show.
All of a sudden a young girl with brownish hair ran across the arena screaming as an old fat woman that reeked of smoke chased after her.
"NOOOO!!!" The girl screamed.
"COME BACK LIZZY!!! YOU CAN'T FORGET YOUR SLEEPING BAG!!! AREN'T YOU SPENDING THE NIGHT AT SCHOOL???!!!" The old woman screamed.
"Get away from me you psycho!!" Lizzy screamed.
They continued running around the arena, "COME BACK!! ZUPIE WON'T HURT YOU!" The old woman yelled.
Everyone in the audience and the five in Rivendell watched in confusion as they ran out of the arena screaming.
"Ooook?" They announcer said. "Let… the game… begin?"
"NO!" Legolas screamed at the ball, "You can't let Frodo do it! He'll kill my body! Jancas and Karoness will sit on me… or him… or… MY BODY!"
Frodo's eyes darted nervously back and forth between the two elves, "Now guys, do you think we can come up with a compromise? I mean… nothing physical has to happen." He laughed nervously.
"Of course it does," Jancas growled.
"Oh shit…" Frodo whimpered as the two huge beasts advanced on him.
All of a sudden, a large balrog came crashing through the arena walls, causing all the elves to go into hysterics.
"FUZZY!!!" Legolas cheered in happiness.
Frodo screamed as the huge balrog grabbed him by the leg and gave him a huge bear hug. He then carried the screaming Frodo out of the arena and back to the palace.
They picture on the screen slowly faded away. Legolas sniffed, "Fuzzy is always there to save the day."
Merlin stared at Legolas, "You have a pet balrog?"
"Yes…" Legolas said.
"Mmmk,"
"Ok, so now that we have seen what Frodo is doing in Legolas' body, are you going to switch them back now?" Glorfindel asked.
"My my my… aren't we the impatient one here?" Merlin taunted.
"Oy! Shuddup" Elrond yelled.
"Make me!" Merlin screamed.
"If you don't… I'll tell everyone your true identity…!"
"YOU WOULDN'T!!!"
"Yes I would… TIM!!!"
"The keeper of the Bridge of Death?" Sam asked.
Merlin sniffed, "You don't frighten me, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottems, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Lord of Rivendell, you and all your silly English pppeooople. Thppt!"
Legolas stared at Merlin (Tim), "What a strange person."
Elrond cleared his throat, "Now look here, my good man!"
"I don't want to talk to you anymore, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!... I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" Merlin screamed.
Sam leaned over to whisper to Legolas, "I thought he was Tim."
"Me too…"
All of a sudden, a sound came floating through the air, it was the sound of a crying Elven woman. Everyone walked over to the window to see who it was.
"Speranza!" Legolas cried.
"Who?" Sam asked.
"My wife!!!" Legolas headed towards the door, but was abruptly stopped by Merlin ::coughTIMcough::.
"Stop!!! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, 'ere the other side he see." Merlin told Legolas.
"We aren't on a Bridge of Death," Legolas mumbled, as he pushed his way past 'Merlin'.
Merlin grunted, but let him pass.
"Speranza!" Legolas cried.
The Elven woman turned and looked at the small hobbit running towards her.
Legolas was devastated to see her eyes red and puffy from crying. "What's wrong?"
"Who are you?" Speranza asked.
"I'm Legolas."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
How will she react? Will she believe him? Should everything be peachy with them after this? Should they still get separated? Please tell me in your reviews… the fate of this story rests in your hands. I'm kinda going to let you pick what happens with Legolas and Speranza. Whichever choice has the most votes… will be in the story…
Choices:
Speranza believes Legolas and everything is Okay with them.
Speranza believes Legolas but nothing works out and they end up separating still.
Speranza thinks it's a trick and hates Legolas more.
Speranza doesn't believe Legolas, and Legolas looses her forever.
Speranza doesn't believe Legolas, and Legolas finds a new love…
