The sicker I get, the more I want to victimize Kyle. Because now I have more of a firsthand experience. GOD I'M SUCH AN ASS.

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Red was pretty confused when I confronted her today. In the cafeteria, of all places – because lunch is really the only time anything ever happens at Park County High.

I was like, "I never made out with you."

And she was just, like "What? Duh. I'm dating Kevin Stoley."

"But wasn't Bebe telling everyone that I got to third base with you at her party?"

"I don't know," Red looked at me like I was insane. "Because I got to third with Kevin at her party. You don't even like girls, do you?"

I shook my head, and she told me to turn around. I did, briefly.

"Well, you do kind of look like Kevin from the back," She mused. "Maybe Bebe just thought he was you."

"Too much of a coincidence," I diverged. I looked past her shoulder, at Kyle and Kenny a few tables over, before sitting down across from her. It isn't like they'd miss me. "I don't really think Bebe's too on-board with the whole me dating Kyle thing."

"Who cares, it's none of her business anyway. I mean, I'm cool with Bebe, you know? It's not really like her to spread rumors about me."

I really thought Bebe was cool, too, until she started talking shit about me to my boyfriend. Shit that isn't even true, and happened at a party I wasn't even at.

Then Kevin showed up, and I apologized for all the shit Bebe had been saying and promised that I didn't make out with his girlfriend. He said he didn't even know there was any sort of rumor regarding me and Red. I don't have any issues with Kevin or whatever, but he can be sort of socially inept. He's too focused on Star Trek or whatever to pay attention to societal drama.

I left the table when Red and Kevin started kissing. Kyle's own aversion to PDA kind of put me off of it, to be honest. Plus I wasn't in the mood to see two people so in love while I was having so many problems with my own relationship.

So I told Kenny what I found out. He had an hour to spare between the end of school and the movie he was seeing with Butters, so we stopped at Tweek's Coffee after classes got out.

"I kinda see it. I mean, you're way hotter than Kevin, but you both have that longish messy side swept black bowl cut." He told me. I really never paid any attention to Kevin, so I guess I didn't notice. It isn't like we don't get along; we just don't have much in common.

It's kind of ironic, because Red looks a bit like Kyle. Skinny with delicate features and messy auburn hair. Kevin and I both have good taste, then.

"Dude, Kenny, I know it's a lot to ask, but… could you tell Kyle that it was just a misunderstanding? He's avoiding me, so you know… I can't tell him myself…" I totally felt like a dick for asking, since Kenny had already done me a few favors himself.

But he just laughed and told me it was no problem before taking off to get ready for his "date". I'm not even sure if he and Butters are official or whatever. Kenny's probably taking precautions after hearing about Bebe and her schemes.

Or… maybe that's just me being paranoid.


Quick update, because I really don't have much else to do sine all of my friends are in classes.

Okay, which should I write next: a description of Kenny and Butters' date as an interruption of all the drama, or a continuation of the Stan/Kyle fiasco?

Or should I focus a bit on Creek?

Which characters would you like to see more prominent?

SO MANY OPTIONS. I'M SO STUCK. HELP PLZ. MORE REVIEWS EQUAL FASTER UPDATES.