A/N: I do not own Hot Wheels Battle Force 5
"And where back with more questions"
Agura: To start off I have question of my own? How come in the last chapter you did something good for Sage whilst the rest of the time you tortured us?
AP: What can I say? I'm a passionate guy
"So lets start things off with questions from Ke13 who asks:"
Stanford: Would you give me a piggy back ride?:3
AJ: How many bones have you broken?
Krytus: I have got to know! Are you in love with Sage? And if you refuse could AP roll a clip about you're inner most thought about Sage?
Hatch: Even though you're evil and not nice, why are you so lovable? As in some people can't hate you way.
Zoom: Are you ticklish?
Kytren: Have you ever done anything embarrassing before?
Stanford: All aboard!
A.J: I lost count at 103
AP: Dude you broke half the bones in your body!
A.J: What can I say I'm a daredevil?
Krytus: How can I be in love with Sage she's my sister!
AP: Role the clip!
(On the TV screen)
Krytus stood at the top of the Red Sentient base looking out into the distance thinking of his sister, Sage
"How could it have come to this? I loved you more than life itself, but now we are enemies. I wish I had been able to tell you back than before the war…that I love you more than a sister, I see now that it is too late…"
(Back at the studio)
Krytus: You'll pay for that!
AP: Ohhh I'm shacking in my boots! NOT!
Hatch: I haven't the faintest. After all I do represent a scorpion the most deadly arachnid in the world
Zoom: No I am not!
Vert: Are you sure about that (Starts tickling Zoom)
Zoom: Yes I'm hehehe sure hehe HAHAHAHAHHA! STOP!
Vert: Why you said you weren't ticklish
Zoom: Okay! I'm ticklish HAHAHAHA STOP ALREADY!
Vert: Okay (Stops tickling Zoom)
Kytren: The only embarrassing thing that ever happened to me was being beaten by Zoom
"Our second questions are from TecNicolorKrystal asking:"
Stanford: *Blows kiss* Just for you honey!
Agura: Don't you EVER touch him AGAIN!
Tezz & A.J.: That was the hottest thing ever.
Invaderluver:Most amazing idea EVER! It was almost an orgy...OH! Would you guys ever have a group orgy?
Stanford: (Blows a kiss back) Thanks babe
Agura: (Cowers) Yes Ma'am
Tezz: Really? Cause it really didn't feel that way to me!
A.J: (Whispers) Speak for yourself
All: AN ORGY! NO WAY IN THE ENTIRE MULTIVERSE!
"We have another set of questions from InvadeLuver"
Vert: have u and Agura ever had 'sexy time before'
Agura Have you ever seen anyone on the team besides Vert nekkid before? owO
Zoom: Have you and Zen ever had any kind of 'relationship' before. ( Srry If I asked that before ^^;)
Sherman: If you were gay, what would ur preference in a guy be? Sweet? Demanding? What?
Spinner: Ever have dreams about girls? Agura or Sage? Maybe? Hmm?
A.J.: I know your hiding something about you and Vert... I JUST KNOW IT. PLAY THE CLIP OF THE SKI RESORT VACATION OF '06 PLZ AP! 8D XDD
Stanford: Have you ever done something you weren't proud of in a sexual way?
Tezz: What was it like going through puberty all alone with nothing to help u cope with it, like a parent to talk to. Do u even know about sex? If so, how did u learn about it? Sage?
Sage: What's it like to kiss another Sentient? (Crack Question XD)
Zen: Who did you go to for... 'THE TALK'?
Vert: Not that it's any of your business but yes
Agura: *cough*Tezz*Cough*
Zoom: No more than just friends
Sherman: Understanding, Kind and smart
Spinner: I dream about girls a lot especial Agura
A.J: AP Role it!
AP: Role the Clip!
(On the TV screen)
"Look on the bright side A.J. at least your alive" Vert comforted his friend whilst gazing at his busted leg.
"Well I might as well be!" A.J. sulked as he rested his leg on his bed and glared at his friend.
"Stop being so dramatic!" Vert persisted but showed signs of nervousness. It wasn't very often that A.J. got angry or upset but when he did his actions where unexpected and Vert didn't want to find himself on the wrong side of A.J.'s Personality "Besides ever heard of Bobsledding that's an extreme sport that doesn't need your legs to work"
"You still need two working legs even if you don't need them!" A.J. scoffed and laid back.
"You just need something to take your mind off of sports what about some TV?" Vert persisted reaching over the Canadian for the remote but just as he touched the thing his legs some how slipped out from under him and landed right on top of the other blonde there faces just inches away from each other there cheeks flushed and before Vert knew what was happening A.J. grabbed the back of his neck and pulled their lips together.
Vert's thoughts: W-What is he doing!
A.J.'s thoughts: Wow just WOW!
At last they separated and gazed at each other both in deep thought.
(Back at the studio)
Agura: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!
A.J: Sorry I was Bi-curious
AP: Anyway Stanford what did you do?
Stanford: Nothing except when…NO! I'm not going to give you that satisfaction!
AP: Oh yeah! Role the Clip!
(On the TV Screen…Static?)
AP: I said ROLE THE CLIP!
(One of the crew rush's up to AP and whispers in his ear)
AP: What do you mean the clip is gone?
Stanford: Looking for this? (Holds out the disc)
(Suddenly Simon shows up and grabs the disc from Stanford)
Simon: Thanks Bro! I've been looking for this! Catch! (Throws to Crew member and runs back to his post)
AP: Okay let's try that again ROLE THE CLIP!
(On the TV screen)
"I can't believe I'm doing this!" Stanford whined as he lay down under his brother
"If you want me to convince mum and dad to move you up a few ranks you'll stop whining and take it! Oh, and try to sound like you're enjoying it" Simon cooed pulling the bed covers over them "Oh and no biting"
(Back at the studio)
Stanford: Simon! I hate you so much!
Simon: That's what I strive for little brother
Tezz: I learned about puberty and all that when I was 5 so I was pretty much prepared for it
Sage: Sentients kiss just like humans
Zen: Who do you think? Master T I certainly didn't go to Zoom
"We have a trio of questions from SkittyKatz"
Zoom, have you ever thrown a tantrum? Like a full-blown, hissy-fitting, 'screaming-so-loud-you-cough-up-a-lung' tantrum?
To all the boys, are any of you creepers? I bet Vert's practically mapped out inside Agura's closet!
Kalus, do you like catnip?
Zoom: You wouldn't!
AP: I would Role the Clip!
(On the TV screen)
"What do you mean I can't go with you this time?" Zoom asked furiously. Another storm shock had been activated but this time both Tezz and A.J.'s skills where required as long with everyone else's except Zoom's and Stanford's.
"I told you, the battle zone we're going to is completely flat surface so it would be impossible to scout since you can't conceal yourself so there's no point in you going" Vert answered sounding a little stressed "Come on Zoom you don't see Stanford acting like this"
"I'm still going!" Zoom barked sounding a bit offended that e was being compared to Stanford.
"Oh no your not!" Vert snapped grabbing Zoom's arm.
"Let me go!" Zoom screamed and flopped himself on the floor. He knew this looked childish but he was angry and sometimes people do things they are not too proud of when they're angry.
"Zoom stop acting like a child and get up!" Vert ordered trying to get Zoom back on his feet.
"Get the hell off of me!" Zoom screamed putting his full weight on the floor and started screaming louder.
Vert was worried that someone would see them like this so he just left Zoom to scream out the rest of his frustrations
(Back at the studio)
AP: Let me guise another of your not so great moments
Zoom: Yup
AP: Boys are you creepers?
Boys: NO!
AP: Oh really Vert what's that sticking out of your pocket?
(Everyone stars at Vert's pocket to see what looks like a pair of panties)
Agura: (Darkly) I'll deal with you later
Vert: (mouths) HELP!
Kalus: What is this…Catnip?
(AP attaches a pouch of Catnip to the lure of a fishing rod and lowers it into the cage)
Kalus: (Sniffs) This is…wow (Gets the big cat eyes and starts to bounce the pouch between his paws)
"Fantasyfan4ever asks:"
BF5, do any of you ever get homesick?
Spinner and Sherman, what is your favourite video game?
AJ, what is the worst injury you have ever gotten from doing extreme sports?
Vert: well I don't get homesick since I'm already home
Agura: I do miss everyone back home
Stanford: I'm not sure, I do miss home sometimes but I'm not too crazy about my relatives there always at each others throats
Sherman: Never really thought about it!
Spinner: A little sometimes
Zoom: With the exception of the order yes.
Tezz: I stopped being homesick a long time ago
A.J: yep I miss the big snowy mountains
Sage: I miss my home world so much
AP: What is your fav game Cortez bros!
Spinner: I like the futuristic types so my favourite is Star Fox
Sherman: I prefer fantasy types so my favourite is the legend of Zelda
AP: What was your worst injury A.J.?
A.J: When I broke all my ribs
"We have some questions from Thelivingtunic"
Spinner: What would you say if I said you pretty much had a female clone? No wait, you're my male clone...Something!
Sherman: More people have to write about you and Spinner, my only BF5 fanfictions center around you guys. Err...How hard is it to wash the Buster Tank? Seems like it would be...Difficult.
Stanford: Where on the sweet Earth did you learn to dance? You freak me out when you dance!
AJ: You need more love. You really really do! ...What do you think of aglets? If you don't know, an aglet is that plastic bit at the end of a shoelace.
Spinner: I would be a bit confused…wait a minute! If I'm YOUR male clone does that mean you look like me only a you're a girl?
Sherman: yes, it's very difficult but washing the Mobias Command Centre is a LOT harder
Stanford: I'll have you know I was taught by the best dancers in Brittan with a little being self taught.
A.J: ummmm… useful I guise?
"Somebody by the name of Snowy Gave us three questions for Sage"
What ever happened to ur mom and dad?
Now there a s3 r u going to bring sol back and have babies!
btw how do Sentients have babies? since ur like robots
Sage: Well like the rest of my people they became empty shells and their memory is still around somewhere
AP: What about the Sol?
Sage: (Blush's) I think it's too soon to say
AP: And the whole "How to have babies" thing
Sage: just like my answer to the kissing questions. Just like humans.
"We have two questions next from Huntress Kyburi"
Kyburi: Nice penname
Vert have you ever had bad dreams about Kyburi killing Agura?
Everyone do you think that red Sentients will take over the world someday?
Vert: Every now and then
AP: Role the Clip!
(On the TV screen)
Vert gazed over the battlefield towards Agura who had been torn from her vehicle and was now being held by her throat by Kyburi
"Agura NOOOOOO!" Vert yelled and raced towards the two but it was too late Kyburi drained Agura of her energy and dropped flat on the ground
"Don't worry human!" Kyburi said in a cruel tone "I left some energy in her but not enough to live but just enough for you to say your farewells! Say thank you!" Kyburi let out a Insane laugh before transforming and speeding off.
"Agura! Agura!" Vert cried jumping out of the Sabre and rushing over to his beloved and held her in his arms
"V-Vert… I love you" Where her last words before the remainder of her energy evaporated and her eyes closed forever!
(Back at the studio)
Agura: Now I think I'll be having those nightmares only vise-versa.
AP: What about the reds?
Vert: Never in a million years
Agura: Nope
Stanford: Honestly it's a 50/50 chance
Sherman: I haven't calculated the odds yet
Spinner: if it does happen I don't want to be around when it does!
Zoom: Not while I'm still standing
Tezz: Highly unlikely
A.J: I don't think they can
Sage: As long as I live they shall never succeed!
"We have a question from DreamChasers"
BF5 What is your favourite Disney movie?
Vert: Cars
Agura: Princess and the Frog
Stanford: Winnie the Pooh (2011)
AP: Why doesn't that surprise me?
Sherman: Beatty and the beast
Spinner: Tron
Zoom: Jungle Book
Tezz: Nightmare Before Christmas
A.J: Brother Bear
Sage: Meet the Robinsons
"Arrowblaze gave us these questions to answer"
Sherman, what 3 things do you like about Stanford? And 3 things that you hate the most about him?
Spinner, ever play Amnesia: The Dark Descent? You should.
Tezz, how far did you and A.J go backstage, huh? Do you like him~? ;)
Vert, have you ever had the sudden urge to bash Spinner in the head with a toaster?
Agura, you have my respect, how the HELL do you put up win the guys?
A.J, do you have any regrets about joining the battleforce?
Sage, can you eat earth food?
And Stanford...I LOVE YOU STANFORD! Your my favourite! No offence to everyone else...anyways! Do you miss your home/family? How much does Simon get on your nerves? How are you so hot? How is your accent so sexy? And what do you think about everyone on the team?
Sherman: the 3 things I like about him is that he's funny, he's got good hair and lastly he knows when to admit he's wrong. The things I hate about him are he's arrogant, spoiled and narcissistic.
Spinner: Yeah I've played couldn't sleep for weeks though
Tezz: I didn't go THAT far! And I guise I like him….a little…
Vert: no, but I'm starting to get there (Readies toaster)
Agura: well I do have five brothers so I guise I'm used to it!
A.J: No, I'm perfectly happy where I am
Sage: yes but its optional us Sentients don't need nourishment like humans do
Stanford: I miss my home but I don't miss my family they're a bunch of vultures
AP: Your brother?
Stanford: He gets on my nerves more than I can take!
AP: How are you so hot?
Stanford: Just comes naturally
AP: Your accent?
Stanford: With lots of practice.
AP: and everyone on the team?
Stanford: well I think Vert is a show-off, Agura is kinda cute when she's not beating me up, The Cortez Bros. are a couple of nerds, Zoom is just a kid, Tezz is an Emo, A.J.'s a cool guy and Sage she's very hard to read.
"Once again we have some questions from Shark"
Guys this is another Agura in something question. This time would you like her dress as:
A. Lara Croft (tomb raider)
B. Sara Bellum (powerpuff girls)
or C. Foxy Love (drawn together)
Vert: Lara Croft
Stanford: Sara Bellum
Cortez Bros: Foxy Love
Zoom: Sarah Bellum
Tezz: Foxy Love
A.J: Lara Croft
"We have one last set of questions from Cristina Drevor"
Zoom, how many girls are there at the flying fists?
Tezz, did you ever get drunk and have sex with someone? Can you dance the Russian dance?
A.J would you give away a sled?
Stanford are you voted the best parties in Europe?
Vert is Agura the only girl you kissed?
Sage how would you dress if you where you were human?
Zoom: Just as many as boys
Tezz: I have got drunk but I don't want to think of who had sex with! And no I can't do the Russian dance that's just a bystander
A.J: No way jose!
Stanford: Second best in Europe the 1st being my brother
Vert: Yes Agura is the only one I've ever kissed
Sage: well I would like to wear a aqua blue sleeveless jacket and dark blue Capri pants and white trainers
"Well that's all for now. But before we go I'd like to remind you that last chapter I was changing the theme and so I'm changing it to the "Musical Event" where one of the team will sing a song and I'm going in the same as I did with the random events which means our first singer is Zoom! Knock 'em dead!"
Zoom: Okay I've got one!
(Zoom steps up to the stage)
Zoom: I'm going to sing Endless Possibility.
Zoom: This is my escape
I'm running through this world and I'm not looking back
'Cause I know I can go
Where no one's ever gone and I'm not looking back
But how will I know how to get there?
And how will I know when to leave?
We've all got to start from somewhere
And it's like that for me
The possibilities are never ending!
I see it I see it and now it's all within my reach (Endless Possibility)
I see it I see it now it's always been inside of me (And now I feel so free)
Endless Possibility!
Zoom: And so I'll carry on
My time to shine has come, I feel it!
As fast as I can go
Straight to the top I go, you'll se it!
So please wake me up when I get there
It feels like I'm lost in a dream
I know in my heart it's my time
And I already see
The possibilities are never ending!
I see it I see it and now it's all within my reach (Endless possibility)
I see it I see it now, it's always been inside of me (And now I feel so free)
Endless possibilities!
Kalus: Drop that smile 'cause you're beaten again!
Zoom: NO! This is where my journey begins!
Kytren: You're losing speed, your losing your flow!
Zoom: But inside me's a power you'll never know!
Vert: Then let out it's inside you!
Zoom: Better all stand back 'cause I'm coming THROUGH!
I see it, I see it, and now it's all within my reach
I see it, I see it now, it's always been inside of me!
I see it, I see it, and now it's all within my reach (Endless Possibility)
I see it, I see it now, it's always been inside of me (And now I feel so free)
Endless Possibility (Endless Possibility)
Endless Possibility (Endless Possibility)
Endless Possibility!
"Hope you enjoyed stay tuned for the next chapter!"
