Isiah: What up? Isiah and Tom here!
Tom: S'up?
Isiah: And welcome back to Shot Blocking! You guys are loving this story judging by the reviews, favors, and follows.
Tom: So we're gonna give you guys another chapter of this.
Isiah: Last time it was Dave and Ian. Bet you guys didn't expect to see them go at it again, but anyway, let's continue the story.
Tom: I'm ready for this.
Previously on Shot Blocking
"I got something for you ass, Hawk," Dave said still in pain. "I got something for you."
Brittany was in the girls room with Theodore asking for help.
"So, you want me to help you cheer your friend up," Theodore asked.
"Yeah, she's been really down lately," Brittany said. "So I really need your help."
"Well okay," Theodore said as Brittany pinched his cheek playfully. "Um, let's try a pie."
"Okay we can do that," Brittany said. "What do you need?"
"I'll need some cut up apples, some pie seasoning, and some lemons," Theodore explained to Brittany.
Brittany thought about where to get the lemon from first. "Dave has some lemons in the freezer," she said.
"Good! I'll get them," Theodore said as he and Brittany went to the kitchen. Theodore opened the freezer to see chipmunk limbs falling from it and landing on the floor. Theodore and Brittany screamed in fear.
"What the hell," Theodore yelled. "This can't happen! No! NO!"
"Theo, where are you going," Brittany asked as she saw Theodore running to his bedroom hiding under the bed sheets.
"Theo, come back," Brittany shouted but Theo didn't hear her. A moment past before a certain red clad chipmunk walked into the living room with a fake limb in his paw.
"Hey there," Alvin said with a smirk.
Brittany turned to Alvin with an annoyed look on her face. "Really, Alvin," she asked just as annoyed as she looked.
"That's what you get, bitch," Alvin said before laughing and leaving the room.
Brittany: I'll admit. I pretty much deserved that. But this whole Shot Blocking thing is killing me now. Let's just stop. Please, just stop.
Jeanette and Dave were in the living room drinking sodas.
"This cherry soda is really great Jeanette," Dave said.
"I'm glad you like it Dave," Jeanette said smiling.
"Are you sure this isn't poisoned or anything," Dave asked suspicious about his drink.
"Yes. It's 100% poison free," Jeanette said. Dave again smiled at the drink and took another sip of it. After a moment, Simon came in the room crawling like he was poisoned. "Jeanette. I hate to say it but that potion isn't making the poison from the cherry soda go away," he explained.
"CHERRY SODA POISON," Dave yelled in fear as he felt his throat becoming sore. He soon began coughing and hacking. "You're grounded for a month Jeanette," he managed to say. "I can't believe I trusted you!" Dave then found himself crawling to his room.
"Dave, wait," Simon yelled. "Jeanette has to run a train on you!" Jeanette got up and looked at Simon while he jumped on top of Jeanette laughing like a maniac.
"That's what you get bitch," Simon spat right in Jeanette's face before getting up and scurrying away from the room.
Jeanette: Simon, you're really starting to test my patients now. Every time, I think them out. But you keep pulling me back in. And I don't wanna play anymore. I really don't wanna play.
Eleanor and Ryan were in the living room watching TV.
"So when's your next football game," Eleanor asked.
"This Saturday at 5. We're playing against some team in Bohan," Ryan said.
Eleanor nodded as she spoke. "Okay. I'll remember that." After a moment, both the human and the Chipette felt hungry and made their way to the kitchen. When they walked inside, they saw Theodore...surrounded by a pool of blood.
"OH MY GOD, THEODORE," Eleanor screamed as she ran to the unconscious chipmunk. But she then saw Ryan backing away from the scene.
"What are you doing, help me," Eleanor snapped.
"Eleanor, you and I are cool and all but you can kiss my ass," Ryan said scared. "My mom has charges against her and I ain't trying to go to a Beyond Scared Straight program, so I'm out." With that being said, Ryan ran out the house in fear yelling, "*I DON'T WANNA GET KILLED!"
"Ooh, that asshole," Eleanor growled as she went to the house phone to call 911. But she was surprisedly interrupted by a ahem coming from a certain green clad chipmunk.
"Theodore Seville," Eleanor gasped.
"That's what you get bitch," Theodore said with an evil smirk.
"I can't believe you actually stabbed yourself," Eleanor said as she tried to take the knife out of Theodore. But she was too irritated to take it out so she just left left the kitchen leaving Theodore on the table.
"Eleanor? Eleanor! Ellie," Theodore tried to call out for Eleanor but his eyes were soon closing slowly.
Eleanor: Okay. You've asked for it, chipmunk. We kept kindly asking you to stop, but it turns out that you wanna be childish. Well, you got me. And don't worry about your brothers. My sisters will take good care of them. Me? Hahaha. I've got something for your ass. I've got something for you, Theodore the Chipmunk.
Shot Blocking. What's next?
Isiah: Now we got a Chipmunk Shot Blocking montage. We hope you enjoyed this chapter of the story. Also if you can, leave suggestions about what prank you want to be in the story. I really wanna know.
Tom: Please do not forget to leave a nice review. Flames are not allowed as always. More stories and updates are coming soon. We love you guys. Thanks for the support you're giving us every day. See y'all later. Hollar at your boys! Yeah.
Isiah: Until next time.
