I own nothing, minus Wallace and Lucky

Current Cast:

Males: Algonquin (The Rebellious Boy Scout), Ax (The Strong but Silent), Alysson (The Trap Idol), Spencer (The Creepy Mime), Lucky (The Detective), Joshua (The Popular Swede), Wallace (The Fancy Fanatic), Julio (The Encyclopedia)

Females: Pearl (The OCD Twin), Annah (The Strategist), Brittany (The Girl with a Dark Secret)

Eliminated:

21nd. Algonquin (The Rebellious Boy Scout)

20th. Eliza (The Crazy Crafter)

19th. Ruby (The Shy Twin)

19th. Gabe (The Easy-Goer)

18th. Julio (The Encyclopedia)

17th. Nile (The Mythology Master)

16th: Javert (The Anti-revolutionary) DISQUALIFIED

16th: Hanbei (The Sleepy Genius) DISQUALIFIED

14th. Sophie (N/A)

13th. Leroy (The Sneaky Player)

12th. Ella (The Theater Kid)


"The merge is here at last!" Chris said excitedly. "Our competitors had to compete in a variation of Shawn's challenge in a not so foot race to get to the other end of the island. Thanks to Algonquin, he and Ax had a blast, and he almost shot down Spencer, but in the end, it was Ella who was sent home. Twelve remain and only eleven can stay! Find out who today! On TOTAL! DRAMA! PROJECT: STARS!"


Shortened for your entertainment ;)

Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine

You guys are on my mind

You asked me what I wanted to be

And I think the answer is plain to see:

I wanna be: famous

I wanna live close to the sun

Go pack your bags cause I've already won

Everything to prove, nothing in my way

I'll get there one day

'Cause I wanna be: Famous

na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na (I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be Famous!)

Whistling Chorus


"So Ella's finally gone, huh?" Annah asked the other two girls.

"Mmhm," Pearl said. "There's no reason for us to be in an alliance."

"Thank goodness," Brittany sighed.


"Being in an alliance with Pearl and especially Annah was really killing me," Brittany said unhappily. "Plus I'm ninety percent sure that Julio is planning to boot me in this episode... and since there are so many guys, he'll probably succeed!"


"What's got you down?" Pearl asked Brittany.

"It's just that... if I don't win immunity... I'm toast!" Brittany said unhappily. "Julio CAN and WILL get the votes to boot me off!"

Pearl paused.


"I don't know if I want to help Brittany or not," Pearl explained. "Julio is too strong for my liking, but that's exactly why I'm don't want to try and help Brittany."


"Who do you think is going out next?" Algonquin asked. "Since I'll automatically win immunity, who do you think will get the boot?"

"I dunno..." Wallace said sadly.

Lucky looked at Ax uneasily.


"If Algonquin WINS the challenge, I'll vote out Joshua. He's way too popular..." Lucky explained.


Algonquin looked at Ax, who was looking at him unhappily. "Problem?"


"I can't believe that Algonquin managed to stay in the game last elimination," Ax said unhappily. "But, since he DID live the last vote, I've got Lucky and Spencer on my side. as long as I can ensure Algonquin doesn't win, we should be golden."


"I can't believe that you managed to stay in the game this long," Alysson growled, walking up the hill with Wallace.

"Likewise," Wallace said. "Not that you deserve it." They had reached the top of the cliff, and were continuing their walk.

They had nearly reached the end of the cliff.

"Yeah?" Alysson asked. "Well take this!" He tripped Wallace, sending him flying off the cliff.


"What the heck did I just do?!" Alysson asked, wide-eyed.


"What on Earth happened here?" Chris exclaimed, looking at Wallace, who was completely bandaged. "I'm the only one who can harass the contestants."

"He...he... just walked off the cliff?" Alysson said nervously.

Annah stared at him. "Really?"

"I don't know... he's pretty stupid."


"Maybe Wallace is, but I'm not," Annah growled. "I'm ninety percent sure it was Alysson who knocked my future husband!" She paused. "D-did I say that on live TV?"


"Since Wallace is too injured to continue, I'll have to give him the ol' heave ho," Chris announced to the top ten.


"UGH!" Algonquin growled. "Wallace's was a vote I could count on! And Alysson threw him off a cliff! Ax can wait. Alysson's actions are straight up deadly!"

"It's a shame Wallace is gone," Brittany said. "But now I'm in the top ten! For REAL this time!"


"Since we are all here in the mess hall," Chris said. "Let's get to today's challenge. You'll be shooting each other... with paintball guns."

Joshua raised an eyebrow. "Paintball? You are losing your touch Chris."

"Maybe? But when you shoot someone, they'll be eliminated from the game," Chris smiled. He then shot Joshua. "Like so."

"But does this mean...?" Joshua asked.

"Correct!" Chris said happily. "You are out of the game."

"HA!" Pearl said happily. "Screw you Josh!"

Joshua narrowed his eyes.

"And... go!" Chris exclaimed.

Lucky paused. "W-wait... where do we get our guns?"

"In the middle of the forest," Chris said.


"Of course," Lucky grimaced. "Why would Chris EVER give us a break?" He paused. "No, seriously. Isn't it, like, against the law?


Joshua was sitting in the mess hall, widdling his thumbs, and looking very ticked off. "Stupid Chris with his stupid show. God, I hate this."

"Oi!" Chris called. "You! Swede guy!"

"What do you want NOW?" Joshua growled. "You already SHOT ME!" he pointed to the paint mark on his shirt.

Chris smiled. "One of my finest moments."

"Yeah," Joshua rolled his eyes irritably. "It was a riot."

"I like to call it a... refined taste." Chris said. "Either way, if you do one thing for me, I'll give you immunity."

Joshua grinned. "Ooh! Like hunting the other campers?!" He pulled out a paint pistol.

"No," Chris said. "Also, where did you even GET that?"

Joshua shrugged. "I'm always packing."

"No, THIS is what I want you to do..."


Lucky walked through the woods cautiously. He looked around in the trees, only to find a gopher.

"Hey!" Alysson called, walking toward Lucky.

Lucky fumbled with his gun before firing a hasty shot.

Alysson quickly moved out of the way, letting the paintball fly past him. "Well, first you REALLY need to work on your aiming. But, more importantly, I'm totally with you and Ax if you want to boot out Charmer."

Lucky paused. "Wow, really?"

"Of course!" Alysson said. "He's the pinnacle of annoying, and to be honest, he's taking away the people I may or may not be interested in."

Julio was hiding on the other side of a tree holding a paint pistol. "Oh really?"


"See, it's all part of the plan," Alysson smiled. "I'll tell Lucky and Ax I'm on THEIR side, but then just vote out Ax! Then I gain Lucky AND Julio's trust."


Julio looked into the camera. "It looks like we have a traitor in our midst. Now what to do with a traitor..."


Ax lumbered around the trees. "I'm going to be terrible at this challenge!" He complained. "I'll be an easy target no matter what!"

"I don't think you have to worry about that," Lucky smiled, walking into the frame.

Ax smiled. "Hey, ally!"

"What's up," Lucky said briskly. "But no time for that, I've drawn you up a chart," he said.


"Simple deductive skills," Lucky smiled. "Ax, Alysson, Spencer, and I are in an alliance. Then, Julio, Joshua, Algonquin, and Wallace are in an alliance. Wait! Wallace isn't in the game any more! Then all the girls are free agents, other than Pearl, who I'm pretty sure has a thing for Joshua."


Spencer mimed his way around, looking carefully through the thicket. Looking over his shoulder from time to time. He was then shot at, barely dodging it. He looked around wildly.

Algonquin leaped from the trees. "Hello Spencer. How might you be today?"

Spender glared at him.

"Oh please," Algonquin smiled. "Angry at me? Why IS that?"

Spencer mimed a big figure and then pointed at him, then pointed at himself (the big figure).

"I can see that," Algonquin said thoughtfully. "But is there any reason for you AS A PERSON not to like me?"

Spencer paused. And thought. The he shook his head.

Algonquin smiled pleasantly, then threw away his rifle, and whipped out a picnic blanket. "You want something to eat?"

Spencer nodded enthusiastically.

Algonquin threw him a pack of graham crackers, which Spencer gobbled down.

Alysson then fired at Algonquin, hitting with perfect accuracy, then Spencer, who was also hit. "Traitors," he grumbled. Turning around.


"What are YOU doing?" Algonquin asked Joshua, who was sweeping the kitchen.

Joshua shrugged. "Chef's on strike, so Chris got me to do all this stuff in return for immunity from tonight's vote.

"Congratulations!" Chris smiled at Joshua. "Since the other campers haven't massacred themselves yet, you win immunity!"

"Awesome!" Joshua pumped his fist. "I won!"

Algonquin smiled enthusiastically at him. "Great job man!"

Spencer gave Joshua a pat on the back.

"Challenge is now OVER!" Chris's voice sounded through the loudspeaker. "Joshua won immunity! Report to the mess hall for your 'meal', then proceed to the campfire pit! Effective... NOW!"

"How on Earth did you win immunity?" Lucky asked the Swede.

Joshua smiled. "A magician never reveals his secrets. And, since I won, Chris gave me some decent food!" He pulled out a what appeared to be roast beef sandwich.

"No way!" Julio said happily. "I LOVE me some roast beef!"

Meanwhile at the girl's table...

"Looks like I'm getting tenth tonight," Brittany sighed, looking at her bowl of granite.

"Relax!" Alysson smiled. "Tenth place isn't bad at all!"

"Hello?" Annah asked. "We are here to WIN. NOT to get tenth place. I'll vote with you guys to get rid of Julio I guess.


"Psh!" Annah snorted. "No WAY. That spaniard is the cutest guy in the game now, now that's Wallace is gone, THANKS ALYSSON!"


"I'm totally with you if you want to boot out Brittany or Ax," Pearl smiled. "You know as a thank you." She was walking with Joshua toward the campfire pit, while Algonquin and Spencer followed.

"Actually," Julio grinned. "I have a change of plans."

Campfire/ Voting Ceremony:


"Might as well get my money's worth," Brittany sighed, holding up a picture of Julio and stamping it.

"I've done all I can do," Lucky shrugged. "Alysson told me that Spencer betrayed us. So, we've got five votes, and so do they. At least we can tie?"

Ax stamped a portrait happily.

Spencer looked desperately between two portraits.

Pearl and Joshua stamped in the same place.

"Now to betray Ax's alliance," Alysson said, stamping Ax's portrait. "W-wait... that's who they are voting for, right?"


"All right!" Chris grinned. "I gotta tell ya, this group is AWESOME! Having two giant alliances against each other? WICKED!"

"Thanks," Annah rolled her eyes. "MARSHMALLOW PLEASE?"

"Right," Chris smiled. "One for Joshua, one for Annah, and one for Brittany!"

"Wh-what?!" Brittany stood up. "I'm NOT going home?"

"Since you GOT a marshmallow, you aren't," Annah said bitterly. "You should really pay better attention."

"Pearl, Spencer, and... Lucky!" Chris announced. "Looks like all the girls are still in the game."

Pearl grinned, getting up to receive her marshmallow. And then sitting next to Joshua again.

"Four campers, three marshmallows," Chris said, looking at Alysson, Algonquin, Julio, and Ax. "Surprisingly, Algonquin, you are safe!"

"Yes!" Algonquin grinned, getting his marshmallow happily.

"Wait..." Alysson said. "How did I get so many votes?!"

Julio winked at him.

"What?!" Alysson said, wide eyed. "N- no!"

"Relax dimwit!" Annah said. "We are going to TIE in votes. Do the math!"

"Ax, you are safe."

Alysson began to tremble.

"Traitor!" Lucky snarled. "Maybe you'd still be in the game if you hadn't flipped!"

"Dear God..." Alysson whimpered.

"And the final marshmallow of the night goes to...

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Julio. Alysson, you've been eliminated."

"NO!" Alysson screamed. "How? How could these people have betrayed me?!"

Julio grinned. "Be careful what you SAY and what you DO."

"You flipped sides you traitor," Lucky snarled. "You got what you deserve!"

Chris strapped Alysson into the flight of shame.

"N-no!" Alysson exclaimed. "Please! I beg you to reconsiddddeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr!" He screamed as he flew into the distance.

"We are past the ten way mark!" Chris announced. "Only nine campers remain! Will Ax's alliance be able to stay in the game? Who really controls Julio's alliance? And will all the girls be booted before the final six? Find out HERE! On TOTAL! DRAMA! PROJECT: STARS!"


Yeah. Alysson has been eliminated, and no matter how much I didn't want to do it, in the end, he was meant to get tenth. Also, now the Wallace/ Alysson rivalry has been resolved (Alysson won). I hope you enjoyed and tune in next time!

-DoctorPika