Soon the Pretender's identity will be revealed! Mhu ha ha ha ha ha ha! Also, I need one girl OOC to be itachi's girlfriend, anyone willing to give me one?

What I need:

Eye color

Hair color

Usual clothing (Try to make it darker and more mysterious, sort of like Itachi) [This category also means shoes)

Attitude

main Weapon(s)

Ok, thanks! Now on with the show.

The next morning, Pain had called a meeting.

Hidan stomped in and took his seat. No one dared look him in the eye, because the last one who did (The unlucky Kakuzu) almost got his head chopped off. Hidan had narrowly missed, so narrowly, that it chopped off the top part of his hat thingy, and when Kakuzu looked in the mirror several minutes later, he found his hair (Yes, for the sake of this story, I'm going to say he has hair so you can get the point) was completely cut off on the top of his head. It was so short; it made him look like he had gotten a shave that had gone wrong.

Hidan glared angrily at Deidara, who returned his glare.

"You wanna go, Deidara?" Hidan snarled.

Deidara suddenly noticed the position he was in, but didn't give in.

"Yeah, and what are you gonna do about it?" Deidara shot back.

Hidan's scythe suddenly flew out of nowhere and landed right next to Deidara's head.

"Umm, never mind…" he said meekly.

"I thought so," Hidan muttered.

Kisame stormed into the room, and then looked around the two rows of Akatsuki members, looking for any guilty faces.

He saw Tobi start fidgeting uncomfortably in his chair as soon as Kisame looked at him.

"IT WAS YOU, TOBI! HOW DARE YOU!" Kisame shouted, and he tackled the poor orange masked man.

"TOBI DIDN'T DO IT, TOBI SWEARS! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Tobi shouted as Kisame hit him to the floor.

"TRAITOR!" Deidara shouted, pointing his finger at Tobi, who was struggling to not die from the enraged shark man.

"I ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS PLANNING SOMETHING AGAINST ME!" Hidan shouted as he, too, pounced onto the helpless Tobi.

The other Akatsuki members watched helplessly from the sidelines.

"YOU'RE GOING TO BE DEAD MEAT WHEN I'M THREW WITH YOU!" Hidan shouted as he tried to get a hold of Tobi's head.

"TOBI DIDN'T DO IT! 'TTTTTTTTTTTTT DDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!" Tobi screamed helplessly.

"Stop it, you two!" Konan shouted as she and Pain walked in.

The two members slowly stopped, but both glared angrily at Tobi.

Deidara frowned as he realized he hadn't joined the fight.

"He did it though, Konan! He acted really suspicious when I looked at him!" Kisame shouted.

"Ok, how would you act if someone was looking for revenge and stared at you for a long time?" Konan asked.

Kisame glared at Konan and sat down, followed by Hidan and soon Tobi, who sunk very low into his seat, avoiding Kisame, Hidan, and Deidara's glares.

"The Pretender's jokes have gone too far," Pain started.

"I think we already know that!" Hidan shouted.

"Hidan, shut up. Now, like I said before, his jokes have gone too far, and even cost a life,"

Kisame sniffed as he thought of Chomper, and Zetsu pat him on the back.

"Now, we are currently on the verge of finding out who this Pretender person is, because we found his unfinished note on the ground when Konan spotted him." Pain said, showing the note.

"When I saw him for a split second, I noticed he had black hair," Konan said.

"Not much help…" Deidara muttered.

"That rules out Deidara, Hidan, Pain, and me. Itachi, Zetsu, Kisame, and Tobi, you're all the main suspects."

Kisame's mouth dropped open.

"ME? I was pranked! Why would I be a suspect?" he said angrily.

Konan thought this over a minute.

"Yes, you WERE pranked, but you could have planned this out, also, so you're still a suspect." she said.

"That is NOT fair!" he said angrily.

"It is too fair, non-suspects, is it fair?"

Everyone on the innocent (or, at least in this case) side nodded.

"That still isn't fair, Pain, when you formed this organization, you said everyone would be treated as equals!"

"What? I did?" Pain asked.

"I think so…" Kisame said quietly, sitting back in his chair.

"Off with you all, me and Pain have plans." Konan said, pointing towards the door.

Everyone got up, and Tobi screamed and ran toward his room when he heard Hidan grinned and muttered, "I wonder what type of plans…"